#BRO I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A DATE????

[kidrunaway]

I ACCIDENTALLY WENT ON A DATE WITH SOMEONE

#BRO I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A DATE???? #I THOUGHT WE WERE HANGING OUT #that makes so much sense on why he opened doors for me bro #nah...

[flowersfortheghost]

since the spiderverse fandom is dying out, i have a confession to make

i thought gwen and miles were already dating until i saw the clocktower scene and was like "wait.. they're just friend?"

#OKAY OKAY OKAY BACKGROUND INFO #THE ONLY THING I EVER SAW FROM SPIDERVERSE BEFORE I WATCHED ATSV WAS 2 SCENES FROM ITSV #AND ONE OF THOSE GWEN WAS THERE AND I JUST ASSUMED SHE WAS DATING MILES #SO I GO INTO ATSV KNOWING NOTHING #AND I SEE THE INTRO AND GO “bro where tf ur man at?” #BUT I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERENT DATING #i was FOOLED #also i yelled at my sister when she said “oh forgot to mention this was part 1” #and my thoughts during the last scene was “YES IM IN BITCH GO SAVE YOUR FRIEND!” #i was so fucking hyped towards the end just for it to end on a cliffhanger #but thats a separate post for another time #ghostflower #gwen stacy #miles morales #across the spiderverse #erin talks abt random stuff #into the spider verse

[astro-inthestars]

WAIT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS?!?!? WAIT WAIT

GUYS!

I GOT MY FIRST KISS YESTERDAY!!!!!

ME AND LAUREL KISSSSSSSED FDGSHFKDSHKGFHDSJD HWHHEHEHWHHEEHHHEEHEHEEEEEE

#rennikorambles #flowers blooming in the stars #but that was just one kiss so its old news #BUT THE THING IS LIKE WAAAAY BEFORE WE STARTED DATING LIKE THE WWEEK BEFORE #WHEN I JUST CONFESSED #she said she wasn't allowed lip kisses as per her bros' rules #and i was like ''THATS OK! I respect that!'' cant stop a guy from yearning though so.... #i ended up drawing it a lot ... she wanted to see it once and when she did fdsghfdkskhHFSG #''....one kiss wouldnt hurt right-'' GFASGFHAJH love how easily she folds #BUT LIKE AFTER HER BROS MET ME THEY LET ME OFF THE HOOK!!!! #yknow. when they met me . while i was cowering like a cat. my loserboy swag caught them yes i DID IT #anyways i didnt know that yet so yesterday i was SURE that that would be the only kiss i get.... #BUT NOPE I FOUND OUT THAT HER BROS WERE OK WITH IT AND NOW I AINT GETTIN ENOUGH <3333 #hey guys holy shit i cant get over the fact i HAVE a girlfriend wtf. are you sure im not dreaming

[cowvboyenema]

How do you feel about dating alts?

would you fuck a clone kind of question tbh

#what like me personally? #ive never met a dave who didnt dad code my ass independently man #like i dont think i can date legally? or maybe just professionally #and more than anything pda and genuine feelings make my skin crawl #and tbh a lot of daves do get kid brother zoned and im not into that scene #etc etc etc #gotta be able to hold your own without me having to do the legwork to guide things along in social situations to escape the big bro curse #and its not that often? #everyone i am moderately polite with and genial i can tell you on some level thats kid brother zoned #even prawncess even she is kid brother zoned #popping in and saying hey prawncess check this shit out and tusseling her hair #for all these reasons im out #if you mean like morally then idc we all know the hivefecta of dating gamzees this is such a regurgitated 2014 to 2021 ass issue it barely #even counts as one

[seamonkeyz]

Realizing you cried for weeks over a guy you weren't actually that into at first, like the only reason you ended up going out was because he lived nearby and was more persistent than the other guys you were talking to. Absolutely wild. Humiliating.

#relationship #breakup #emotions #moving on #dating #embarrassing #online dating #dating in your 20s #bro was the one who wanted me #i was unimpressed by his profile #but here we are #he dumped me because he didnt like me like that #bro what the fuck #what do you mean by that #you're literally my boyfriend #not anymore #lmao #i still dont know how to tag

[gifti3]

Anyways do u think the brothers (-lucifer) would follow mc while theyre on a date with some demon they dont know

Yes

#i already know the answer lol #but lucifer wouldnt do it #beel would be like guys maybe we shouldnt we might make them anxious if they notice us #and hed be convinced easily with food #mc has to cut the date short cause they notice them and now they cant focus #if the date was going too well tho they might actually start doing stuff to actively distract mc #the bros said “that should be me actually” #no tail for mc unfortunately #they just come home and the bros are pretending they didnt just ruin their date #mc is like “even you beel!?” #and hes guilty loll #obey me x mc #this is a comedy anime episode in my mind #obey me

[muskmelon-enjoyer-199x]

thinking about the time this young 19 y/o guy i used to work with was talking to me about a bunch of random stuff and I said something about how he shouldnt worry about something this girl said on a dating app because he was just overthinking it and snowballing over nothing.

He paused a minute and said, "I guess you probably have more experience with women than me, huh?" I thought a second, but it was true. I'm not some kind of relationship guru and I fuck up a lot, but I do know more about dating and maintaining a relationship than a 19 y/o wannabe bodybuilder that watches Andrew Tate and has terminal virgin energy.

I said "I guess so, yeah'" and he visibly deflated. Like it was such a blow to his ego. I think maybe he was tethering his sense of masculinity to some weird sexual marketplace virility bullshit and felt emasculated?

im like a weird limp-wristed lesbian with a flamerboy 2003 fashion designer voice. I wear mens and womens clothes as I feel and often just have frizzy hair idgaf about because i'm not a public-facing employee most of the time anyways. if you spend more than a few hours around me it's probably pretty easy to see im a tranny no matter how hard i deny it and im honestly just kinda goofy and do silly shit for my own amusement. normies seem to like me alright and say im fun to be around but also think im a weirdo and I guess that's okay because I have some friends and a wife and I don't need external validation like that (or at least not desperately lmao).

but he seemed genuinely hurt and threatened by the possibility that I've been more successful with women than him and that just feels so weird to me. like why do you feel bad? It's not a competition and even if it was the women you like wouldnt like me and the women that like me wouldnt like you? Maybe stop talking about right wing bodybuilders and acting macho at work because those girls you like think you're an annoying closet case?

#internalmelon #this guy apparently talked to a trans woman on a dating app and didnt know #and his family shamed him like “that's a man! look at the hands dumbass!” #and he brought it up at work to tell it like a funny story (BAD CALL BRO) and they made fun of him too #and he was all weird when he talked to me about it and i said idgaf and wouldnt judge him because it wasnt weird of him to like her #he got all defensive but admitted he liked her before she told him but not anymore and then got weird when i told him both of those were OK #like do you want me to call you a fag or say you have to date people you dont feel attracted to? what was your expectation #like he seemed kinda offended that i didnt judge him for it but hurt that others did. who cares that you thought a trans woman was hot lmao #i wonder if he would've still been interested in her if his male relatives didn't call him a maricón for not clocking her #for some reason the “would you fuck a tranny if...” conversation comes up a lot with the men at my work #when i stumble into it i just say “sure why not” or “been there done that” and they get really uncomfortable lmao #like i get you're proving your straightness to yourself and the bros but why are you so unsettled when other people aren't paranoid like you

[aria0fgold]

Anyway all that to say that I (bi, aroace, president of the non-existent Going Home club at my school cuz that's my topmost priority once classes ended) am now wondering about what kinda dating history Ray (straight, allosexual, mister popular in school that also participates in parties and whatnot) has cuz I'm looking at him right now and I think, "He has never dated before...?" but I'm also unsure cuz at the same time...

I'm looking at his personality and everything and I'm just "He wouldn't have dated anyone cuz of Reasons but at the same time he could also have dated someone too cuz of Other Reasons but he is a confusing wreck that I do not know that much right now." So I am a bundle of confusion.

#aria rants #the disadvantage of me being Me is that the only knowledge i have about dating is from fiction. cant even use my school #experience cuz i was literally like not paying attention at all. you know the feeling of one day youre chilling and then the next #suddenly everyone is in an uproar cuz apparently Things happened and my classmates are dating? when was that bro #maybe the times i rushed to the school gate the moment school ended like. how exciting-- i have no idea what happened #so now im looking at ray like: have you dated? and hes in the corner shrugging cuz ofc you dont know #i dont either and we're sharing the same brain bro. you gotta think harder than that. cooperate with me #for alec its easy. Trauma. there we go. but like fr cuz of Reasons in the past. alec didnt have time to date #and for mel its also easy. Cats (and trauma). he has no time to date he needs to feed his cats #marcie-- trauma. seph? trau-- aroace and doesnt wanna get into a qpr rn #all my ocs have trauma its just that ray has it a lil to the left but also a lil to the right so like can ya see my problem here?

[selkiecoded]

a sumi haircut variation ive been testing out. i wanna say its a bit post-canon, not too far off, maybe a year or so. hasnt quite figured out what to do with herself yet, but shes getting there. only a little ways away from graduation.

#the clock chimes at midnight #selk.art #okay because im going stir crazy in my beautiful mind here. i forgot where everyone in the royal ending went so ive just kinda been doing a #post canon au based entirely arnd sumire and the only person whos really gone is ren. the others are in school and stuff still lol #ANYWAYS she and ren start dating a few weeks before 2/3 and after they restore the world its a very tumultuous start considering ren #immediately gets sent to jail. even after he gets out theyre both grieving akechi + it feels like theyre just going through the motions. #everyones like omg we could tell this was gonna happen! and it makes them uncomfortable for reasons they cant articulate #ren is using sumire to get over akechi + sumire is modeling rens identity + both see akechi in the other and are sad abt it #on top of all that they get into a huge fight when sumire learns rens leaving in like. a month. and she didnt know. #(he genuinely didnt realize she didnt know but gets bitchy in return) #they try to make it work long distance for a month/two but eventually mutually breakup (both a little bitter but agree to remain friends) #overall its a cute relationship with um . very odd undertones. #anyways she still wears her hair straight up or straight down during all that point. HAHAHA remember this is abt hair! #after ren leaves she latches onto ann + ryuji who are still going to school w her. and after the breakup simply bc #ryuji is a Boy and sumire is a Girl and They Enjoy Being Around Each Other they both reflexively think abt getting together #sumire starts to imitate him (bc for some weird reason she keeps wanting to be like boys!) and ryuji is like am i breaking bro code rn.. #nothing ever happens bc neither actually wants to date the other and ann is always hanging around but its an odd time for everyone #she bleaches the tips of her hair for a little bit but its so small when she gets it chopped off its like nothing happened lol #this is probably around third year when ann/ryuji have graduated and the only thief around is futaba. #and. please nobody kill me for this. i think the two have interesting thematic similarities but the ship between them has always felt like #pairing the same-age spares to me. and i havent read anything thats convinced me of its full potential yet. #that to say i think theyre friendly but not super close. so sumire has to learn to just. exist by herself for the first time in years. #like i said this is probably when this actual haircut starts getting used. shes figuring it out! #after she graduates shes the first one to find akechi again and theyre both doing a lot better and become very close. #they move in together! platonically! unless...? but thats not the point! akechi helps her realize shes transmasc at which point she gets a #real short haircut. i cant decide. theres one thats like a curly haired bob almost and one thats shorter + looks kinda windswept #and thats all the haircut hcs i have for her postcanon timeline! spreads hands jazz hands. not all the timeline hcs but my thumbs r tired.

[sad--tree]

am having the weirdest issue w/ this dvd i bought online, where like, it plays but the video is deeply fucked up and jerky/skipping therefore unsyncing it from the audio (which is fine). BUT. only on the xbox. i found one single solitary review saying it ended up working fine on a regular dvd player and lo and behold, tried it on my dad's laptop and it's true! How? Why? Who Fucking Knows! Now i gotta go dig our fucking oldass dvd player outta basement storage bc lord knows neither my new laptop nor my old laptop has one -_-

it's fuckin weird, tho, right? Like, there were other amazon reviews mentioning the issue but just the one about the xbox vs dvd drive thing, and there were def other ppl positively reviewing the dvd itself and not just the movie (they mentioned the extra features). i also kept finding one-off comments on various reddit threads that mention the issue but never any resolution. i even logged on to facebook (gag) on my computer and scrolled alllllll the way back to 2017/2018 on the movie's official fb page and again. just the occasional comment about the issue and like 1 single reply on 1 comment mentioning the xbox thing ://///

#also its just. not a gr8 quality dvd? its NOT a bootleg but u could be forgiven 4 thinking so based on packaging #and the video is a lot more grainy than when i watched on streaming. AND theres no captions !!!! unforgivable imho #it shouldnt be a region issue bc wouldnt it just. not play then? plus its an american release anyways #im very annoyed tbh and i want a replacement not a refund but it doesnt give me that option on amazon..... #the aforementioned fb comment reply said that updating the xbox's firmware/software might resolve the issue #but we already have ours set to update automatically so it Should be up to date anyways...... #ah well. literally only bought it bc of extra scenes/bts stuff but still :( be nice 2 not have 2 find and set up a whole nother device..... #ended up buying a digital copy plus the 2 others in the trilogy since they didnt even get physical releases..... #blegh. hate this digital movie library shit. i dont even know the signin for the microsoft account bc its a shared console! #i DID see some1 online say that they ripped the dvd and could then play THAT on the xbox but that is. beyond my limited knowledge #bro i dont even buy blurays idk wtf im doing here #the fb page does still seem 2 be updating abt recent projects but the website isnt up any longer so. 🤷 #its not a Big Name Movie ig they have outright said on the fb page that eg. they couldnt afford 2 also do a bluray release or smth idek #this whole thing is baffling honestly

[leonsmain]

bruh why do people date other people if they know theyll break up,,, im with my girl to marry her

#leo talks about sammie [🤭] #this stems from a post i saw of someone complaining abt their bf and going ‘when we break up im dating someone completely different’ #they didnt say if. they said WHEN. #bro does ur boyfriend know 💀 i hope he sees that damn post

[todayisafridaynight]

I was thinking about this before I want to bed last night so I have no idea if it's anything, but do you think the fact Arakawa (allegedly) was still seeing women for (at least) more than half the time they knew each other would've made it harder for Jo to label whatever they had going on...

Like I don't know if he would've been bothered (or allowed himself to let it on if he was), but crossroads of imperfect communication, only being in one relationship prior, being somewhat old-fashioned, and knowing Arakawa met Akane through an "affair"... no idea where I'm going with this but makes me wonder...

it's a fair thought to have in this (alleged) timeline me thinks

jo wholly doesn't really have experience with other people, whether that's platonically, romantically, or whatever demon lies in-between those. i dont think he wouldve been explicitly bothered- not bothered in a way he'd be ready to acknowledge. just that weird feeling you get when something's off but you can't place it (or rather you don't really want to)

#snap chats #forgive my nine hour late respose i was writing for my life #but it's like. when you KNOW something makes sense and there's not /real/ reason why you should object to it #but you still feel Off right #in this Alleged timeline jo and arakawa dont have something concrete/established #so if arakawa wants to 'explore his options' so to speak then jo doesnt have a reason to be upset right #oh man i forgot a point i was going to say FUCK #gimme like. ten minutes my eyebags feel like LVs rn #godi just have to spit ball what i mean bear with me #its not that jo would ever feel entitled to arakawa's time or attention no of course not thats not his thing #its an involuntary feeling- like when youve been neglected for so long so when Someone spares you SOME kindness #its an accidental attachment thing yk what i mean #thats where that Off feeling coems in see theyre connected i Think im making sense <- i havent connected shit #like jo's not Wholly motivated by companionship thats the trippy part #Accidental Attachment im telling you bro thats what it is...... #i do know what youre cookin. i do see and smell it in the kitchen #oh god i shouldnt talk bout food rn i didnt eat yesterday BUT I CAN TODAY #i got a date with a whole can of spam and chicken breast later yes SIRRR....

[sege-h]

Its PPRIDE and its the FIRST EVER ARO VISIBILITY DAY, allowing me to unlock my powers to fire godzilla beams from my mouth and evaporate anyone that implies Sonic wouldnt save or try to save Shadow if he wasnt gay for him

WOULD YOU RESERVE LIFE SAVING TO YOUR ROMANTIC PARTNERS ONLY, AND LEAVE "ONLY" A FRIEND TO FALL FROM SPACE? BECAUSE THEYRE "JUST" A FRIEND?

PATHETIC

WEAK

IF I WERE SONIC ID SIMPLY SAVE EVERYONE WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP ALONE--oh wait he already does that

😤

#Personal #Sorry but by your logic Sonic should leave Tails in danger all the time #After all hes 'Just' his best friend/lil bro #He should also not bother to save the world seeing as he isnt dating everyone in it or feeling romantic attraction towards them #This isnt just This fandom this annoys me in every fandom #When people point at a scene of a character saving anothers life or being worried when theyre in danger #And go 'SEE THEY MUST LOVE THEM ROMANTICALLY. ITS PROOF' #Would you not try and save your friends life? Arent you worried for them when things arent okay? #Is concern only reserved for them if you have a crush on them? #What a sad way to live #Sorry i saw someone praise fanart of Sonic saving Shadow at the end of SA2 #And blatantly ignored the canon where Sonic DID try to save Shadow anyway #Just to say 'Sonic tried to save Shadow in this fanart because hes so gay for him' and I went feral #Youre free to your queer headcanons and praise of queer fan works but the moment you do it by throwing #Friendships under the bus i will GET you #I know amatonormativity has rotted all our brains #But im begging yall to think for a minute before you say things like this #I hc Sonic as acearo. Imagine what itd sound like if i said smth like 'well maybe if Sonic actually valued Shadow as a friend he wouldve tr #tried to save him. He didnt try to save him because he ONLY had a crush on him' #Sounds bad innit? #Anyway im done rambling. Happy aro visibility day remember romance and friendship are equal and one is not better than the other

[voidcat]

God its kinda stupid that one message threw my mood off as if I wasnt in a bad enough headspace already

#danyl rants #this is why I wouldnt associate w Turkish men UGH #the impulse to just leave that server without saying a word and not reply to anyone for few days is strong #like bro there isn’t even anythung florty abt that last message either and I talk w friends in dirtier ways #idk man ig im like this bc a) sure attention is nice abd I’m I’ll b losing thag and b) it was states kn clear terms between us before that #we both were doing that without meaning anything so why the I comfort now #if anything I should be ghe uncomfy one and I HAVEBEEB FEW GIMES I just waited for it to pass orbit say anythung bc it was stated mutual it #serious. and idk I didnt want to say hey can we Soto snd have it come off as ‘ugh they think I took it serious or smt #IDK IM TIRED #also I jist hate it in general when ppl suddenly switch the way they interact w others when they start dating someone #like ok bro #u have been talking all types of flirty w me and legit used the terms my cat and my girl NOT EVEN A WEEK AGO #KNOWING FULL WELL IM IN A RELATIONSHIP but k

[imblocking-you]

Ep. 2

This guy has a straight face but his personality and thought process definitely fucking balls

#or maybe he's narcissistic #imagine if she's fr just rejecting him no acting involved #he's hellbent on proving that there were real signs of her accepting just for his motive #my guy what is this behaviour #buti na lang may sense si secretary 🤩 #or maybe mahirap lang marealise yung mga ganitong bagay pag sayo na nangyayari?? idk #SLAYY #jowa niya si Minwoo??? #pustahan the officemates would end up dating #the idea of a ceo running through his company building 😭 #i too want to work in these high end buildings #or maybe just visit i know they can get miserable lmao #yung secretary na magmmanage ng reputation niya lmaoo #ik i def wouldve fallen in love with her too but he's pretty weird #also hair nets #I feel bad for the girl that gave thr gift 😭😭 #he's so resolved that she's the fake Jin Yeongseo bc Hari seemed more like the spoiled brat heiress than her #also i get why he didnt question a company worker looking exactly like his blind date #her hair was pink in the webtoon when she went on the blind date so yeah LMAO #he's fucking furious bro 💀 'bring her to me first' aight #I LOVE HOW IN THE FLASHBACK OF THE DRAWING SCENE WE SAW FROM HIS POV INSTEAD OF THE OG SCENE HHH #i love them sm #i find it cute that the pres(?) is cleaning the sec's house anf him w/o the coat? the waistline? holding that broom? im kneeling sir #also youre not at an office setting drop the ceo tone #i love all the characters talaga and nasa ep 2 pa lang ako 😭😭 #learning and experiencing really makes you see things different #most of his lines aren't endearing at all 😭 #yeongseo tricking her 💀 #im glad the grandfather doesnt seem stuck up i feel like he'll root for whoever ceo chooses since yk his wish for a family and the pork cls #ahhh idk what to think of ceo honestly men confuse me

[disordersgirl]

no bc my silly ass was writing PARAGRAPHS in my notes app abt my ex for what.

#to be a fucking experiment ! ! ! ! bc he didnt know if he liked guys bc atm i id'd as a trans man but also he never ever viewed me as a guy #he was so fucking weird abt me being trans and literally why bro ur only dating me as a joke. #ex chronicles