#BITCH WHY?????

[soldier-poet-king]

Yes I DID inexplicably make myself sad again

#franposting #how did i do it??? I DONT EVEN KNOW #i was working. listening to mbmbam. ate lunch #now im just DESOLATE AND EMPTY #BITCH WHY????? #ahhhh #after work i am going to go pick up my library holds. then lay outside in the insane heat #normally after work i have such limited time i dont lounge outside #but im SO sad #maybe intense sun will help #sorry to my skin care friends i will probably forgo sunscreen #just for an hour. to absorb it. and feel better #i swear it helps #smthn is DEEPLY wrong with me. oops

[thethoriumreactor]

Have a meme because I have no self control

Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)

I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏

Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):

#WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE A BOWTIE #As usual my handwriting is dogshit hope u enjoy the meme <3 #I know Charlie is bi but that also means she likes girls so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Lucifer has a ‘tHIS biTCH’ expression specially for alastor it’s canon viv told me #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel art #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin hotel 2024 #hazbin art #hazbin lucifer #hazbin angel dust #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin charlie #hazbin chaggie #hazbin hotel alastor #radio demon #vivziepop #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel anthony #angel dust #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #husker #chaggie #charlie x vaggie

[darkwood-sleddog]

Because @staff is too cowardly…

#tumblr #not dogs #why staff doesn’t use pills to better understand the users I’ll never know #anyways. #reblog for greater visibility or whatever #I’m using all like 4.5k worth of my follow count to be a little bitch about this

[indigo6f00ff]

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this. #but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt. #i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

[apollos-boyfriend]

so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.

and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.

and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive

#icarus speaks #i fully believe she's correct btw #they are. not the brightest people. and honestly probably believe this is something that could work #cause i can see the logic of get him away and hopefully he'll realize it's a phase. which is Likely what they think #but oh honey you have a big storm coming #side note this is the SECOND time someone's been outed without permission on that side of the family 😭 #bitches learned of my transgenderism SO quickly #also even if that's NOT why they sent him here. i will still be rocking his world #they have given me Infinite Power and i will use it to make this kid's life as queer as physically possible

[cyberwh0repuppy]

I can't tell when people are flirting with me I'd rather you just pin me to a wall and tell me how badly you want to make out

#bad at social cues and reading ppl #my friend told me its why i domt get bitches lol #trans nsft #trans sub #ns/fw sub #autistic nsft #queer ns/fw #save me direct communication

[adriartts]

hes always out pouting in the sheepyards

#original #me when im a bitch. (hes a bitch) #idk idk i got boredddddd i looked at pictures of sheep. julian time #i like this design better than before. the sash and the shawl are nice and his hair needed to be a lil messier #used a different brush than usual. i like eet it looks softer #the fuckin. funny to me. the sheep is sitting there like :3 meanwhile julian is seething about some bullshit probably #why are u so PISSYYYYYYY. bitch ass. hes dumb i like him #oc #Julian Dae #ocs

[maybmila]

Throwing this up and leaving

#cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl fanart #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #narinder x lamb #cult of the lamb narinder #animatic #meme #tw eyestrain #bitch lamb come get this bitch #shamura is just like 'this is exactly why ur here' #hehe

[siriuslemonmuffin]

instead of bitching why don’t we all just be thankful ao3 doesn’t have ads xxx

#ao3 #respect authors #fan fiction #stop crying bitch boy they’ll update when they’re ready #faith shit posts #fanfic author appreciation #but like genuinely understand what i’m saying here #no ads = no revenue #=authors don’t get paid #and so riddle me this wise guy #why are you whimpering and begging in comments for updates #from authors who are providing you with their work #FOR FREE?!

[vaguely-concerned]

one of my favorite garak mannerisms is whenever someone says something to him he clearly finds completely wild and his eyes briefly widen like

before he reacts properly. when someone tells you something SO fucking stupid that you momentarily turn into a muppet

#elim garak #star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #it's why he has to throw people off by presenting too much and conflicting information rather than pure poker face #because for all his training I'm not sure he's physically capable of controlling this reaction whenever dukat opens his mouth #the bitch reflex that cannot be tamed #it's that and the sort of unhinged laughter he'll get startled into sometimes. just. so much. makes my brain go 'fhdskjfsha'

[splash-o-matica]

“Side order was short” babe youre not done until you unlock all of THESE

#GET BACK TO WORK BITCH #this is what roguelikes are. replayable #to unlock. More #splatoon #side order #side order spoilers #if youre wondering why mine is so low its because i ALMOST finished level 30 last night and then died. hehe #also i like playing sniper on this mode. so fucking fun #esp if you get enough weapon buffs

[jessieroses]

Dear Joanne Kathleen Rowling,

#jk rowling #fuck jkr #harry potter #every day it gets harder to separate the art from the artist with harry potter #i would be lying if i said my WIP book series wasn’t heavily inspired by harry potter and helped me feel less alone at a messy time in life #but i would also be lying if i said i do not fucking support jk rowling's bullshit words #bullshit isn’t even the right word #this is why the highest honor for my book series would be it being considered better than harry potter #anything to discredit this bitch #trans rights #trans rights are human rights #respect my trans homies or i'm gonna identify as a fucking problem

[karizipan]

Ig the context for that Enki post. Modern gym au 🫶🫶🫶

#Btw said this everywhere but ragnvaldr here has the biggest beef with Le'garde still. #Why? I don't know maybe Le'garde's a gym instructor that was a bitch. Or maybe he spotted rag and was a bitch. #To me they're like... In every universe... I hate you so bad. #funger #additional commentary... the kinesiotaping for rag is supposed to be for frozen shoulder 🫶 #fear and hunger #rizdoodads

[ceaseless-watchers-special-girl]

i'm... *inhales* happy you're happy

bullshit detector: BEEP

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #samama khalid #no fr why is he such a bitch in this scene. she's not even being unprofessional #i get that sam might want to set some boundaries but good god man you could've been a little gentler #alice baby you don't deserve this. come here let me give you a hug and smooches you don't need him

[guinevereslancelot]

my favorite ship dynamic is betrayal. not when they betray each other but when one or both of them turn against their cause, their principles and/or loved ones for the other. bonus points if the person they're abandoning everything for didn't remotely expect it. ultimate declaration of love. "you mean more to me than everything i ever believed in. i am more loyal to you than my conscience. i love you more than the thing i would die for."

#seeing lots of people talking abt ship dynamics and aaaaaaa #its abt devotion to your lover above everything!! #this is the appeal of anidala and gwencelot for me <333 #ship dynamics #otp #this has been a shitpost #please tag this with your blorbos btw i want to know abt more ships like this #to me that's romance #writing #1k #this is why enemies to lovers goes so hard #i love zuko more than i fear you bitch!!! #my kingdom for a kiss upon your shoulder etc

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Today's The Day!!!

#now if you all will excuse me i need to go eat some grass. touching it is no longer enough #ough wait why does he look like that candy thing. you know the thing. with the shiny candy shell #the fuckin... its a fruit thing... uh #TANGHULU! THATS THE BITCH! #fitting i'd think! hes a tasty little morsel! a sweet guy! #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #wally darling #i dearly hope he's enjoying all of the Attention #he deserves it! he deserves it all!