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#Anon shenanigans
theexodvs · 5 months
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Hypothetically, as a husband, would you give head?
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romanomen · 19 days
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Putting clef in the blender since he refused the toaster, he will become my smoothie for tomorrow
-trans dude
Oh, okay! Wait a minute.
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Where did he go?
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yanderemommabean · 7 months
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I wanted to know. Most of your OCS how good would they be at making a cake?
Like home made or with help from cake mix? Cake mix wise: Jasper thinks he's a pro, thinks he can out bake anyone, thinks he's a genius. Lee has to casually (blatantly) remind him that while yes the cakes are tasty it has nothing to do with how Jasper himself baked them, as they're made to be impossible to mess up unless you're deliberately trying to mess it up. Jasper says he's just "jealous".
Home made wise: Lee and Dexter, as well as even Elias are very good at making cake, however Elias simply hates following certain directions so him baking will be a rare sight. Dexter and Lee while good at decorating as well, nothing fancy mind you, they hate fondant with a passion, think it tastes terrible and won't have any near their sweets. Sorry dear, if that's something you crave you'll just have to forgive them and do without! Cue Jasper making some just to piss them off since they hate his baking skills so much.
-Mommabean ((Sorry this wasn't all my ocs! They were the only ones who really came to mind for this! ))
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rjhpandapaws · 11 months
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Its my birthday week! Ask me anything you would like!!!
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I will answer anything except when my birthday actually is, those who need to know, know
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deejadabbles · 10 months
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Top 5 Kissers among the copy paste boyfriends?
This was actually way harder than I thought it would be! I like the way you think btw <3
At the very tippy top of the list is Cody! You can't be besties (or more??) with Obi-wan and not know some magic!
Fives is up there too, normally I'd say guys who talk that big can't back it up, but come on, man's an ARC trooper he always makes sure he's up to the task
Kix! Man just seemed super intuitive and like he'd be very perceptive of what his partner likes, so he tailors his lips directly to you <3
I'm not even sure why (I think it might be my bias oops) but Howzer seems like a really good kisser?? Like idk like he'd just be super tender and sweet but give you more if you asked
then on the opposite side of that spectrum is Crosshair, who's all passion you wanna sink your teeth into, will probably leave as soon as he's done but boy will your head spin while it's happening
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fanvoidkeith · 2 months
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*explodes you with my mind*
NOOOOOO-
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dove-da-birb · 8 months
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Stay married ^,^
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viscerawizard · 4 months
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*bites you* tamesty!
YEOWWW
I am... delicious? I am tasty?
Huh. Never thought of trying myself before.
*bites myself* I concur. ta'msty
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green-aeggs-and-spam · 9 months
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Aemond has a heart shaped tattoo that said mom in it
Only if tattoos aren’t against the Seven! If they are, then no way is he gonna disappoint Mommy by getting one.
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phlurrii · 1 year
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Dear Lord! It's a massacre!
I WANT IN ON THIS!
*bursts through the wall, impacts some grunt, instantly turning them into mist. *
*Somehow trips on an electric cord despite having ran through several hundred meters of solid mountain and a reinforced bunker wall*
*Slam headfirst into a second guy, vaporising their torso and leaving just their legs and head*
*exits out the other wall. 3 seconds pass after which the tailwing catches up and strips the skin off of two more scientists*
If you're wondering where this fever dream of a shitpost came from, death that I deservioli has been stuck in my head for 3 days now and I just came across the "own a musket for home defense" copypasta.
Mix that and the feral murder from the last comic page in the sleep deprived chaotic stupid melting pot that's my brain hole and you get something absolutely fucking horrendous that should never ever get posted non-anonymously.
Honestly, mood. This feels like my brain hyping myself up to draw all the scrapped panels before I realize I neither have the time nor skill to do it :,3
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shoot-of-corruption · 11 months
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“Persistent little fleas.”
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coolfire333 · 2 years
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how did you find the unlock /find the locked items?
Ah, I've just been randomly imputting url names!
So basically, my process is this: if you go under "official rules" and scroll down there's a list of the giveaway items. Go there for a glimpse of what's possibly on the list of items
The urls for the images are always named some variant of "https://spamton-prizes.fangamer.workers.dev/prizes/(item)-1.jpg" for example, "https://spamton-prizes.fangamer.workers.dev/prizes/box-1.jpg" for Noelle's box and some even have "-2.jpg" or "-3.jpg" variants
So from there I input random related words based on the descriptions in the rules page into the space before the "-1" part to see if there are any pages linked to that url!
Hope that helps, happy searching! :)
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romanomen · 9 days
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If you're gonna be a prick, at least do it off anon, buster!
C'mon, don't be a coward 💀
Have some decency and self respect
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yanderemommabean · 2 years
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Knowing what r34 should get you a senior discount nowadays 🫡 let's go, fellow oldies
WHOO HOO! CHEAP SHIT!
-Mommabean
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rjhpandapaws · 7 months
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What's a post on Tumblr you really liked but have never been able to find again?
Uhh theres a lot of them, probably the God of Aerepo post that has the comic to go with it. That story always makes me cry but in a good way if that makes sense
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Island Illuso: You know what's the best part about us? Our Darling loves us
HN! Formaggio: Fuck off
TT Illuso: Aww, jealous cause yours is too scared of you guys?
HN! pros: At least our darling didn't die
All TT La squadra looked ready to kill him.
Lololol all of the risottos watching this unfold and shaking their heads while all Pescis are cowering in fear
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