#And he was eating a deer in it

[pocchi-poket]

You know, I feel like we're not talking enough about the fact that Alastor has in his room a full reproduction (?) of a swamp-forest that's highly likely very similar to the one where he was killed. Talk about being morbid.

Edit: someone pointed out in the comments that the swamp-forest is called bayou. It's a kind of ecosystem in Louisiana.

#And he was eating a deer in it #And we know he kind of embraced his deer identity #Idk I feel like there is some symbolic meaning related to his feelings about his death that I'm not fully grasping #Maybe something connected to his obsession with power because by doing this he's stating he isn't affected even by his own death? #Which is an act as shown first of all by the panic attack he had when he did almost die against Adam #And second (if it's still canon) by his fear of dogs #Still I find this interesting #hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor the radio demon #the radio demon #alastor hazbin #hazbin hotel alastor

[canisalbus]

hello! i've written a short little machete fic, and i wanted to share it with you as thanks for all the incredible art and generous question-answering you've been doing these last few months. i hope that if you give it a look, you enjoy it. <3 keep up all your amazing work! archiveofourown [.] org / works / 50945128

✦ A Voi ✦

#wake up honey new fic dropped #feeling blessed #eating this out of your hands like a baby deer #it's so good you guys treat my lads so well #and write so beautifully and vividly and eloquently #I rambled about this in length in the fic's comment section so I won't repeat myself too much here #but in this one Machete has a little breakdown and gets lovingly bathed like the sad and stunned dog he is #really captured his neuroticism and endless uneasiness #excellent Vittorio content augh I adore him #I'll definitely come back to this later and draw proper actual fanart because some of the scenes are so thematically and visually strong #I need to be able to see them with my actual eyes #dangit I forgot the cut on his lip #had a minor crisis over the color of Machete's robe but maybe it'd be white like the rest of his sleepwear #as a contrast to the usual blacks and reds #fic A Voi #doomcountry #own art #own characters #Machete #CanisAlbus #blood #I said this before and I say it again #if you read the thing and like it it would be very kind and appreciated if you left a small comment to doomcountry as a thank you #you don't need an ao3 account and you can do it anonymously

[fauvester]

shang qinghua finds a demon-magic-plot device way to provide MBJ an heir to the throne. a dedicated advisor!!

#my king people are young to hear you saying that shit and get the wrong idea! #NOT with magical demon mpreg my king!! #not that that’s going to keep MBJ from trying #moshang #svs3 #in my mindpalace there’s the carcass of a magical deer involved. some raw meat eating and blood rituals. #some dual cultivating. n 30 days later boom you got a fresh baby! #i dont think mbj would be like. super stoked about having a baby. hes a demon (not exactly helicopter parent) AND he has Trauma #hes just passively like oh. well now my claim to the throne is more legitimate than my half brothers who have kids too. pog #thats why sqh did it too... does linguangjun have beautiful little demon heirs? I THINK NOT! #and besides like. a little breeding kink. as a treat. (I bet demons LOOOOOVE that shit)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

head cannon that karl is part lycan so he likes eating raw meat and also another head cannon that ethan stopped eating meat after the events of re7 so ethan is living with some feral man who brings dead animals to his doorstep to try and woo him

(it does not work)

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #ethan is like 'wow i just made a lovely vegetarian soup i cant wait for karl to try it' #and karl just slaps a bleeding chunk of deer onto the table and starts going to town #imagine if he ate like wolves #'daddy where mr heisenberg' #'every friday he goes into the woods to eat a deer remember rosie' #just eats 20 pounds of meat in one day and then doesnt have to eat for a week #ethan will still make meat dishes for rose #he will just make karl handle it until its on the pan and half way cooked #ethan sees raw meat and instantly dies

[jeena-says-hi]

Since Gem has antlers, do you think they have the cycle of growing velvet, scraping it off, then shedding them?

So she’s just like this for a while:

Imagine one time the velvet starts to shed, so she casually peels a bit off and someone is like “WHAT IS THAT?”

#deer also eat the shedded velvet cause it’s got nutrients on it so just imagine gem peeling it off and snacking on it #the others would be so confused and grossed out #except grian cause he’s irl got a bio degree and cause I’m doing bio too I wanna headcannon him as knowing bio stuff #funny #meme #funny meme #hehe #trafficblr #third life #mcyt #last life #limited life #double life #secret life #hermitcraft #empires smp #geminitay #mcyt gem

[the-owl-tree]

shellheart did the bare minimum of cat divorcing rainflower. he couldn't even be bothered to at least call his own son his old name in private to at least make some attempt at supporting him

#warrior cats #deer rambles #literally the whole clan did but shellheart is his DAD #he could've done a lot fucking more #LIKE HELPING HIS SON LEARN HOW TO EAT #how come baby oakheart did more than their own dad

[shadebloopnik]

Debating whether I should make Alastor a cannibal in my angelic Alastor Au. But also bc if I did i'd imagine conversations go like this

Lucifer: YOU'RE A CANNIBAL?!?!!??

Alastor: Now now, in my defense-

Alastor: It's not exactly cannibalism if they're not my species now is it- I mean, they're demons not angels, and come on-

Lucifer: YOU LITERALLY TRIED TO EAT ADAM'S CORPSE-

Alastor: Ah HAH! Adam, my dear, is a HUMAN soul, SO-

Lucifer:

#let the deer eat his people :<<< #Alastor: Well it certainly cant be worse than becoming an becoming a misogynist #Lucifer: THAT ISNT- #Lilith: Nono. Deerie's got a point- #Lucifer: DO NOT ENCOURAGE THIS- #Lucifer will forever be haunted by the fact that he has the most questionable type- #tall and horrifying #he loves em tho #Angelic Alastor AU #bloopnik rambles #bloopnik writing #radioapplith #radioapple #appleradio #alastor x lucifer x lilith #alastor x lucifer #alastor hazbin #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #alastor #cannibalism #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #lucifer x alastor #lucifer #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel au

[silverview]

#iasip #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #charden #this moment is so hot and i have SO many feelings about it #the fact charlie tried to quit rat detail and then they made him keep doing it for like 20 years #'thats why we call it charlie work' #the smoke obviously #'what is he talking about' addressed to mac #pair it with 'youre a disappointment' at the end of the ep...their arc is just like... #dennis doesnt even have to retaliate. charlie is just humbled by the world. bc of course he is. #consider...high school dirtgrub disliking smoke bc they make him eat cigarette butts #and ALSO consider 'ive been smoking with dee' vs this scene... idk what it means but it definitely means SOMETHING #cd #oh also in this scene frank tells charlie 'youre practically a vietcong' which may or may not be a joke abt his name which #i only just caught which made me laugh #also the deer hunter parody in this ep: i watched that movie on charlie's recommendation and it was so good. #so sad he doesnt get to be in movies like that. so sad he doesnt get to be robert de niro.

[money-and-dandellions]

It is post-ToA, and roe deer, foxes, crows mice (and snakes) follow Meg everywhere.

#bwcause apollo keeps an eye on her #and the crows/deer eat her plants a little so she tries no usher them (carefully) away #apollo as a shite crow (NOT raven) visits her from time to timw #usually on sundays in the morning #apollo #meg mccaffrey #sunflower siblings #toa #she knows that he can't really xhexh on her a lot #she is frateful that he sends animals #one of the deer is secretly named lester #that same deer often trips over himself #she loves it

[sugarpasteltmnt]

Hi Hello!

The recent chapter for The Neon Void had me dying again (as every chapter does /pos) and since I had to photograph some sketchbook pages for a school assignment, I decided to show you some sketches I did of your boy! Your son! The danger himself:

Excuse the random deer and some canon Donnies on the side (too lazy to crop lol) but YEAH! hope you enjoy crude little Void sketches :)

Have a wonderful rest of your day!!!

YO???? THE INK STYLE IS SO NEAT??? i also love the mask that is so fun kajsdlakdja THANK U SO MUCH 🩵‼️

#eating this up #i love the cool edge the hard ink gives #he is 👏SERVING👏 #also the little doodle in the corner #my bby boy. i wuv him #also can confirm; Donnie Long Boi #also sick deer btw #the colors and lineart makes me brain go brrrrrrr #The Neon Void #The Neon Void TMNT #TNV TMNT #The Neon Void fanart #TNV fanart #fanfic fanart #rottmnt fanfiction #tmnt fanfiction #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #ROTTMNT

[abombihoney]

y'all gotta stop making alastor look cool in redesigns he's gotta look a little goofy silly he needs his funny haircut adn bright colors ur fucking killing him

#hh #chit chat #i understand desire to make him cool and suave and spooky #but you must remember he is just a silly little guy #he tells bad jokes and puns #he eats a whole raw deer with just a fork #he fucking tosses people up and catches them with his mouth like popcorn #in the pilot he was just fucking wearing tap shoes #you HAVE to let him be a lil silly its important

[ballwizard]

#cool swag art #professor layton #luke triton #hollowtones #<- joke she made about him being a deer after he mentioned in some dialogue wanting to eat flowers & plantds #but hes sooooo cute so he gets his own post. Smiles

[the-quiet-void]

I adore that Alastor is just such a little weirdo in the show

#forever thinking of his Eldritch deer form #also him just in his swampy wet room eating a rotting deer carcass #he’s unhinged and I love him for that #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel

[crazybiaatch]

I accidentally wrote an essay abt Alastor to my friends in the middle of the night whoops

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #strawberry deer #strawberry pimp #hes one of my favs i fear #it was abt his asexuality #someone said he had internalised acephobia and my eyes rolled into the back of my head and i started chanting #i think that the guy who Eats Other People has worse things to hate abt himself other than the fact he doesn’t want to bang anyone

[lavander-galaxy]

Alastor going insane has me in its clutches so I made a little thing :)

#btw I don’t support vivzie #she’s done some fucked shit #I just happen to be obsessed with the murder deer I’m sorry #hashtag pirate ‼️ #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel edit #hazbin edit #alastor edit #I love when characters are a bit insane #as a treat #bit may be an understatement but hey #mans was losing it FRRRR #and I support his insanity #also fuck Adam so glad he’s dead 🫶 #got the ending he deserved #I have actually been looping alastors part in the finale song all day #he ate that up fr #on the brink of death but still had the energy to eat we love to see it #also the song is The Distortionist by Ghost and Pals !

[terrific-fish]

Do NOT like that Sparrow is still vegan after making Hero kill deer in the woods with her bare hands. You telling me he lets that shit ROT????? IN THIS ECONOMY??????

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #He better be transforming into smth and eating it that way #or giving it to a friend (Grant for Extra Trauma) #I love how his character is based in hypocrisy but #but being an Ethical Consumer in secret (only kinda ethical tho) would work too #justice for Deer 2k45 #justice for Hero 2k45 #Sparrow Oak #dndads spoiler #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies spoiler #dungeons and daddies spoilers