#Also you know what

[dollya-robinprotector]

Luka - deciding on what to wear on round 7 to face Till

#I'll go to hell for this but hey let's not pretend this couldn't be one of the case I mean we're talking about LUKA #Also you know what #I bet Till would immediately tackle him to the floor and beat his soul outa his ass the moment he saw one of these happen #If Mizi can scrap Luka's ass then Till is more than capable of unalive this sick mf before taking a bullet #just saying hahaha... #alien stage #luka alien stage #luka alnst #dollya art

[theminecraftbee]

anyway you ever accidentally infect yourself with moon's big emotions again because you were trying to go back and choose a clip to reblog as propaganda and suddenly and violently are reminded of how -

the first time that joe hills flies since the season began is while the world is ending.

this is, well, sorta his decision. it started as a bit, right? iskall made a club for people to not-fly. most people gave up eventually; the truth is that the average hermit megabase isn't particularly accessible unless you have wings, not at that size. joe isn't one for giving up, though. he goes for that top medal, and he goes for it hard, but the thing is, iskall isn't around much -

maybe he'd somehow seen what was coming, honestly, so who can blame her, etho eventually leaves too and they were living together so it really makes sense, but -

joe is a stubborn bastard. joe knows iskall owes him a prize. joe will deprive himself the joy of being able to fly for as long as he needs to until iskall gets him that medal, gets him that arbitrary reward, and then joe will fly. only then. he'll rub it in everyone's faces - look at him! his score is highest on the scoreboard x put up for 'length of time without flying'! his score is the only one still ticking up! he's -

and then he stands in a swamp on halloween and thinks 'huh the full moon is awfully full' and doesn't say anything other than to think it's the wrong day for a full -

and then he's trying to figure out how to finish moving the castle walls and he's making measurements and the world is shaking and the moon is definitely growing and -

and then the ground starts to rise up beneath him and cleo's talking about running and joe doesn't want to run but joe doesn't want, he hasn't gotten his wings yet, he can measure it, if he can measure it surely they can stop it, if he can -

and then the world is ending.

sometimes i think about how the first time joe flies in season eight, he decides to still follow his arbitrary rules. he goes to steal his medal from iskall's club; no one will miss it. he puts the wings on. he walks to spawn despite having the medal.

he watches cleo leave. he doesn't try to follow her. having two of them will slow them both down, is the thing. maybe he regrets it. sometimes he regrets it. sometimes they both regret it. they care about each other too much and know each other too well to think they'd do anything different but -

then he's standing alone and he puts on the wings and he flies, and it's the first time he's flown since he landed on the world. he flies upwards, lighting rockets, trying to break free of gravity and fate and the moon that's about to kill everyone left on the ground.

the first time joe flies in season eight is the last time it would remain.

do you think it looked small, looking down?

#hermitcraft #joe hills #moon's big #a bee fic #<- this sorta qualifies so it gets the tag #also you know what #joehillssweep #mcytblr sexyman #yes this is propaganda too. it can both be me rambling about moon's big and propaganda #get yourself a man who can do both i guess

[nemo-of-house-hamartia]

Or rather, when it has finally finished downloading all 150 GB of game (fml why the heck is this game so big??? I had to transfer the vast majority of all my files on an external HD in order to have enough space on my PC).

Also, pray for my CPU. It's going to need it.

The husband was as kind as ever to gift me the game for our anniversary (Probably me quacking about Gale non-stop might have tipped him off. Also the wallpaper of the Professor himself. Maybe. Who knows. I thought I was being so subtle. 😂😂😂😂😂).

ANYWAY.

JUST WAITING FOR THIS THING TO INSTALL.

AND THEN.

#Nemo babbles #I have been giggling like an idiot for a good 10 minutes #Baldur's Gate 3 #also you know what #I will be watching Beetlejuice why I wait for the game to install #I need it for my soul

[heyclickadee]

Weird confession, probably an unpopular opinion, but: I actually like a lot of the concepts and basic designs behind the costumes in the Rings of Power series more than I like the concepts and basic designs behind the costume in the PJ Lord of the Rings films (with the costumes for the rohirrim and the people in Gondor being the exception). Don’t get me wrong, the costumes in the PJ Lord of the Rings series look amazing. They’re gorgeous and, on the whole, better made than the Rings of Power costumes. It’s just that the there’s something very dungeons and dragonsy about the PJ Lord of the Rings costumes (especially for the elves), and I know that’s because there was a twenty year feedback loop where there was a slight DnD-ness to the PJ Lord the the Rings elf outfits which then just became standard Elf Clothes in LOTR fanart which then fed back into the people making art for the DnD handbooks, but still. And I’ll admit I’m biased—it just so happens that that aesthetic is one I don’t particularly like. So seeing the costumes in Rings of Power make a clean break from that was really refreshing. And they mostly look like clothes people would wear. And I love the ideas in the designs! Elrond’s brown cloak with the feathers? That’s a sweet little tribute to his mom. The gold dust makeup on Disa’s hands and her robe (which honestly looked better in action than it did in the promo shots)? Neat concept. Tar-Miriel’s crown (and all of her outfits, actually)? Stunning. I’m in love. I just wish the designers and costume makers had been given all the time they needed to really make every costume look as good as they probably looked in their heads.

#rings of power #a lot of them did look very nice on screen #some of them just needed a little more time in production #also you know what #I’m okay with elves with short hair #the shaving of the sideburns looks exceedingly silly #I’ll admit that #but elves can have more than one haircut #(I’ll admit that the long iron straightened half tied back in elegant twists look #is not an aesthetic I particularly like #either #and that I have kind of #weeeeeelll #ambivalent #feelings towards the PJ elves #I adore those movies but I do cordially disagree #with many of the adaptational choices #Tolkien adaptations #this is only tangentially related #but in my head Glorfindel has very long very curly floofy hair

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

i finally got to watch tht 5.10, and:

oh my god, the emotional whiplash from june and luke’s heartbreaking goodbye to JUNE AND SERENA’S IMMEDIATE FRICKIN’ STAR-CROSSED ROMANTIC REUNION, ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! i literally watched the last few minutes three times in a row just to try to fully process what i had just seen.

i know i shouldn’t keep winning in the june/serena department, and yet somehow i do, flawlessly, over and over, against all logic, against all sense

#i am in hysterics and i love it #they are definitely going to have to live together next season aren't they #a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!! #dollsome's deep thoughts #the handmaid's tale #june x serena #tht spoilers #also you know what #i for one would LOVE to see serena and aunt lydia join the effort to bring gilead down #why tf not #do something good for the world for once ladies

[krillbot]

The real hot tip that beauty companies don't want you to know is that if you let underarm hair grow out it gets fluffy and cute

Rebel ;3

#infinitely better than pretending youre not a mammal covered in hair #beauty #just krilling #also you know what #who give a frick if its cute or not #just live bro #youre a funky little animal #go eat a crossaint and lay in a sunbeam

[thaliasthunder]

i was rereading the Pelion part in tsoa and

#not funny didnt laugh #when they were young and happy #(and alive) #ahh #😔 #ALSO YOU KNOW WHAT #i FINALLY started annotating my tsoa book #i was way too carefully in not doing it cuz i wanted to buy a especial marker for that #u know those micropens right? well those one #but i was SUFFERING #cuz i never did it and deeo down in myself i KNEW i wouldnt buy it in long time so #i said fuck it and just grabbed a pencil from my backpack #(a yellow one cuz i like to match my annotations w the cover colors hehe) #and 💗💞💖💟💞💝💘 #i felt free #finally im able to mark my fav scenes #the first one i marked was when they kiss for the first time in Phthia #'fat bees giddy with polen' my beloveds #anyway #tsoa #the song of achilles #achilles x patroclus #patrochilles #madeline miller #incorrect tsoa #incorrect tsoa quotes #achilles #patroclus #books #greek mythology

[pastelcircuitry]

petition for more tfs whos altmodes are airliners

#transformers #the only ones i can name off the top of my head are silverbolt and octane #maybe skyfire if you squint and look at him at the right angle #also you know what #we need a bus transformer too

[ryouverua]

do any friendly anons want to tell me what to do when I’m off work today and have free (!!!) time

Options are:

Draw - 1

Read - 1

Write (Amamota lol) - 0

#I wish Tumblr had polls man #also read is more like #read and review bc I want to catch up on my reading list/backlog lol #I’m calling this strategy my ‘delegate decision paralysis breakthrough’ #… still workshopping the name #also you know what #I think I’ll apply the results to the weekend too for a nice tight focus

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[greykolla-art]

My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚

#grey art #fan art #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel comic #JESUS WEPT THIS FUCKING THING WAS A BEAST #BUT I LOVE IT! #hazbin charlie #hazbin alastor #Alastor #charlie morningstar #angst #hurt/comfort #whump art #I know what you people are I’m one of you! #I heard your cries for more angst and I aim to please! #also good excuse to use clip studio more #I only bust that out for something special #now let’s do something else! like eat!

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[the-nefarious-vampire]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

#aroace #aromantic #asexual #asexuality #ace #aro #im so glad you guys are enjoying this stupid post i made at work #okay i wrote that at 3000 notes but what the FUCK is happening #10000 notes on this no effort fmk post and not one aspec i know irl #dgmw im still very happy that yall are enjoying this post but also like. come hang out with meeeeee :(

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack #imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother #random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother #bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was #but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that? #anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week #this has been weighing on me for ten years #im almost tempted to blaze this post

[chimaeraonwards]

John Cusack, the voice actor for Dimitri in Anatasia (1997), shared his statement on Palestine 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

P.S. He has been a Palestinian supporter for years

#palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza #west bank #free west bank #“if you're there - what choice do you have?” #john cusack #anastasia 1997 #israel #israel occupation #israel apartheid #anastasia #update to tags: yes i know he didnt just do anastasia but thats the one that stood out to me i love anastasia #the way everyone is like ok this is super serious topic but ANASTASIA??? is so amusing to me pls keep them coming #also please continue sharing about palestine!!!! FREE PALESTINE