#AND YOU BARELY ESCAPED

[iwasbored777]

Me: *wants to watch a horror movie*

The two main characters: *see a terrifying house with a creepy dude throwing corpses into his basement as they're passing by and starts chasing them and they barely escape*

One of the two main characters: I want to go back and see what's in that basement 😀😀😀

Me:

#YOU JUST #YOU JUST SAW #YOU SAW A SERIAL KILLER #AND YOU BARELY ESCAPED #AND YOU WANT TO GO BACK #SUICIDAL BITCH #Horror movies #Meme

[dam-blue-ribbon]

Dear mutuals, I don't care if we have talked or not i will consider you as my friend.

#You are stuck with this friendship for eternity #there is no escape #please bare with me #T~T

[turtleblogatlast]

Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.

And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.

After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.

You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise of the tmnt #I didn’t even list everything the Hamatos are MENACES #it’s so funny #bonus if none of the Hamatos realize how terrifying their presence in the Hidden City has become #every time Leo goes to bother Hueso the guy just has his head in his hands like Pepino…I JUST got my brother out of crime…and now you???’ #Leo’s just like ‘lmao what crime’ #meanwhile a trail of destruction follows them wherever they go #just look at the library smh #the small time yokai villains hearing about how scary the fam is and having two different reactions #one being no way are we talking about the same babies tripping over themselves and barely beating anyone #the other is oh god I barely escaped with my LIFE huh #sunita listening to all the worry her parents have about this new ‘Hamato Family’ and laughing inside #she tells April and April keeps it a secret to see how long it takes the others to realize it #when accused of crime Donnie accidentally and largely unprompted starts denying his digital asset thefts and then has to deny he denied it #when he learns of what is thought of them Raph has a crisis the poor boy #Mikey’s happy they’re ‘known for being a family!:)’ #he - kinda terrifyingly - kinda likes the thought of that lol #Leo: 🤔 think I could go back to that hair spa then? (no) #in their defense while they are MENACES society is ALSO a menace to THEM

[fiendishartist2]

guess who's back :D

#my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #ace attorney #klapollo #apollo justice #klavier gavin #KLAPOLLO!!!!!!!! #i missed them so much ToT my besties..... #i had a lot of fun adding colour overlays and little rendering things #if you couldnt tell lol #my stomach hurts but im being so brave about it rn. worst part is that i took a tylenol like 4 hours ago and it barely did anything -_- #at least i got my most urgent work done so i can chill while i feel like an animal escapes from my stomach

[felix-krain]

Survivors tryna communicate

(I don’t understand them)

#dbd #dead by daylight #I am new to this game I have no idea what anything means help #a survivor trying to get himself killed to give me points at the end of a match: 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ #me (clueless): ❓❓❓why are you not escaping? #I understand 20% of what’s going on in this game #I barely understand cues irl how am I supposed to live ahahaha #albert wesker #meg thomas #dbd chronicles #imma just document my experience in this game through memes ahaha

[dirtytransmasc]

I need more selkie theon (and asha. I just think that would be a vibe. fuck the greyjoy sigil being a kraken for a moment and let them be seals) content.

like the opportunity to have theon's coat taken by ned when he's made his ward is right there and it is perfect and beautiful and tragic.

and you could build on that depending on the version of the selkie myth/story you're going off of (I personally love the song of the sea version of selkies for story writing). maybe he can't talk without it, maybe he gets sick, maybe his voice has magical properties of sorts.

I have this one concept in my head that I don't have the time to write, but it goes something along the lines of theon getting sick after years away from his coat and the stark kids have to find his coat and drag his slowly dying ass to the bay of seals (cause y'know bay of seals and theon's a selkie so he'll turn into a seal... I thought it was creative).

also, in a lot of versions of selkies, when they get sick, their hair turns white, which is on brand for theon. they're also pretty, their stories are typically soaked to the bone in tragedy, they're normally held captive/tortured, amongst other things, which are also very on brand for theon.

and maybe you get some selkie to selkie telepathy of sorts, so when theon finally enter the water a seal again, asha books it to come find him, cause its been years since she's been able to feel him (I'm soft for them, I will create the most improbable and ridiculous scenario's to bring them together and for them to have soft sibling moments).

all and all, theon being a selkie is something I need more content of, please and thank you.

#theon would be a harbor seal and asha would be a leopard seal. I don't make the rules. #I think theon being a selkie would just be cool #like. it would make him being a ward all the more interesting. there's the potential for him to be stripped of his *skin* and his *voice* #and to keep him from the sea would be even more cruel #then there's the different ways you could give him magical properties. he could be enchantingly beautiful. his voice could be magical. he- #could bring good luck to ships. he could have a song that held a specific power of sorts. #there's just so many possibilities and I have many thoughts #also just imagine the starklings. at the very least robb and jon (who barely wants to be there but went for moral support) stealing theon- #and going on a 'roadtrip' to the bay of seals. theon's looks about ready to keel over. robb's panicking. jon's sulking. #the whole of the north is currently hunting them down. cause y'know. the heir to winterfell suddenly dissapeared into the night with the- #ward and the bastard. it would be chaos. #and asha reuniting with her brother in their seal forms. it'd be cute. cause they're chubby little blops and they'd boop each other. #and theon having to decide if he wants to stay with his found family or escaping back to pyke with his sister now that he has the chance. #someone write this. take the idea. just tag me so I can read it #theon greyjoy #asha greyjoy #yara greyjoy #house greyjoy #throbb #vaguely. the potential is right there #got #game of thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #selkies

[the-sunshine-dims]

devastated, because did i ever actually trust fable? no, not in the slightest, but i wanted desperately to believe he did actually want to be a good father, that he may not be a good person, and has definitly done questionable things, but he loved his kids

but he was going to sacrifice icarus for power- his son

it wasn't trust, but that man did destroy my hope

#lesson learned you can never trust the white guy /j /lh #so maybe fable's motive for killing achrien and aphrien was stopping death- and maybe it was also just WANTING MORE POWER #no- becuase we still dont know more but him doing this has shed light on so much more #and netherum being hurt by fable- maybe they just barely escaped #becuase theres no way fable just got this goal now #so when /did/ it start #fable smp #fin speaks

[official-sans-undertale]

you KNOW their asses got sent to the wall

#salad salart #thsc #the henry stickmin collection #right hand man #reginald copperbottom #copperright #and you KNOW their asses escaped!!!!!!!! #idk i just had this sketch in my wips forever and gave it lore #making men look disheveled is my specialty also #ALSO also fuck backgrounds. me and my homies hate backgrounds #even if they're simple and bare minimum

[chrollohearttags]

my whole YouTube feed is filled with videos about the Stanley cup/Sephora kid thing and maybe bc I haven’t used tiktok in months but I’m so lost as to why everybody, including the kids themselves is being blamed for this problem lmao.

#there’s only one enemy and that’s capitalism/consumerism #not to mention the parents who think being an ‘ipad kid’ is cute and quirky bc they don’t want to raise their kids beyond the baby stage #like why are you mad at an influencer who’s job it is to sell a product for not monitoring if ur children are watching #that beauty influencer is not selling to them or for them #they’re a business + brand marketing to other ppl their age #people who can actually afford the products #not somebody who barely has lunch money less known 3 bands to drop on drunk elephant #like I have so many young cousins/kids in my neighborhood who are being brought up this way + it’s the internet’s fault always #not the fact that their parents don’t do anything #and what gets me is that somebody like me who’s made content online like cosplay/anime or even writing fanfic #has to worry about censoring myself for some brat I’m not even thinking abt #and it hurts creatives who are just looking for an escape #when I’m reality the only problem is that these parents are lazy and expect some random youtuber to teach their kids the things they refuse #it takes a village yes but at the end of the day that responsibility lies on the person who birthed them #I’m sorry #cherry chats 🍒

[grimalkinmessor]

So tired of all the fics that have Harry enjoy reading but it turns him into a snobby cynical asshole. Like reading would turn him into a different person completely. Shut the hell up maybe I just want to see him gushing over the latest fantasy series he stole from the nearest library and going absolutely fangirl insane when he sees a dragon for the first time, all while simultaneously backing as far away from his textbooks as possible and charging headfirst into a fight with a basilisk without researching a damn thing about it. LET HIM CONTINUE TO BE AN IMPULSIVE DUMBASS PLEASE I JUST WANTED HIM TO HAVE SOME COMFORT IN THE CUPBOARD LIKE DAMN 😭

#harry potter #harry james potter #harrymort #literally crying #reading is a form of escapism and i think harry wouldve loved it as a child who was banned from speaking about magic at all #but reading The Hobbit and devouring textbooks are two totally different things #and yes he could go the route of hermione by diving into magic itself as a form of realized escapism #but also. no. its harry potter. the magical world very rapidly becomes just as much of a stressor as the muggle one to him #and i think that would very much affect his desire to read about magic #he moves on to scifi after his second year #dystopias ✨ #let him continue to be a rash and bold and explosively cunning and avoidant of work plz #the kid has adhd and problems with authority the moment you tell him to do something hes not gonna #adding the harrymort tag as a rent lowering gunshot dont follow me for gen hp stuff your not gonna find it #as it is i barely post ship stuff #babes from the phantom and the potter not included yall are fine i love you

[congregation-of-the-spiral]

thinking about writing a jmart fic inspired by my original story. would y'all read it or nah

#the storys about a woman who finds herself in this weird ass forest #where the longer youre there the more it strips you of your identity #until all that remains is your core motivation #your bare essentials #and it warps your body to better reflect that #like i have a character who was a huntsman who had to resort to cannibalism when he and his hunting buddy got trapped in the mountains #so now hes like this Grotesque Beast who hunts other people who wander into the forest #and i love him sm <3 #anyway #so the woman is trying to find her way back home to her wife before she becomes one of them #but no ones ever escaped before blah blah blah whatever #and im having a hard time actually writing it #since its something from scratch #like theres just A Lot #i have characters and the setting but im struggling to balance a plot b plot c plot etc #so i figure i might just rope my hyperfixation into it to let it Do Its Thing so i can actually have like #a first draft #at the very least #idk #would yall read that? #not tma #helix speaks #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #jmart #get this to 10 notes and I'll do it #i don't need a lot of convincing #it's prolly gonna happen #soon as i figure out how i wanna rework characters and plot points

[miraculan-draws]

Amell bolstering warden ranks by continuing Duncan's legacy of conscripting only the unluckiest, meanest, almost deadest delinquents, hopping from chopping block to chopping block:

#do you fear that dark abyss #all your deeds laid bare #all your sins punished #i can offer you #an escape #etc etc #warden amell

[bearer-of-anguish]

haven't been here for a while! have a yui bloodborne au. I thought yui would fit very well as the doll and by extension, lady maria of the astral clocktower too.

(bad quality pic because it's two am orz)

#(expect a lot more of this in the future) (also if you don't know bloodborne i highly recommend it) #diabolik lovers #―♥ 𝕃𝕆𝕍𝔼ℝ𝕊 𝔸ℝℂ𝔸ℕ𝔸: komori yui #komori yui #yui komori #the doll #bloodborne crossover #𝖆𝖗𝖙 ―( 𝖕𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖉𝖊𝖛𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 ) #― dialovers au #diabolik lovers au #YEAHHHHH. that's a lotta tags. ANYWAYS. #just escaped my exams. even during the last few minutes of it #i was thinking of lady yui 🫨 bloodborne has such a tight grip on me rn #tbh i know the bare minimum when it comes to lady maria but that will change #have a good dayyyyy. or night #also ahahaha going through art style crisis after months of not drawing. yep

[silverskye13]

Well well well, if it isn't "I got two consecutive nights of 8+ hours of sleep so I'm having nightmares." We meet again, my old friend.

#spazzcat barks #eugh #this one was about an alien invasion #where the aliens use places like shopping centers and grocery stores as hunting grounds #if you can flee fast enough they let you escape #because they have to keep a sustainable population to hunt #and wont follow into residential areas #all attempts to communicate with them are met with death #i woke up from the first dream after escaping a large furniture store #only to fall back asleep and dream i was in walmart with my mom and my sister #begging them to leave because the warning signs of an invasion coming were starting to show #we only barely made it to my car in time before screaming started #hey brain? what the fuck man #i woke up shaking and feeling vaguely annoyed

[fromtheseventhhell]

I'm rewatching the season 8 of GOT, and it's amazing how it gets worse each time each time I notice a new inconsistency. the fact that the prophecy was for nothing, and how with arya killing the night king it made me understand that anyone could kill him, this person just had to have aegon's dagger in their hands like (???)

Why would you do that to yourself?? Forget rewatching, I haven't even watched the final episode (and I never will) 😭

The past few seasons of that show made no sense and I'm tired of people pretending otherwise. It was literally that "anyone could've killed him"; they just shuffled through characters to find one that "felt right" and even considered the Hound or Brienne. The only options should've been Jon or Dany, but Jon would've been "too obvious" (as though being able to tell where the plot is going is a bad thing) and Dany killing the Night King would've been "too heroic" for a character they desperately wanted to demonize. So we were left with...what we got, which really highlights how poorly D&D handled all of these characters. They made Arya's story all about being a fighter, erasing the majority of her development from the books, and then they didn't even make space for her to use those skills. Her face-changing skills never came up after she killed the Freys, she didn't carry out any actual assassinations (they didn't even consider sending her to kill Cersei?), and if they hadn't decided that she would kill the Night King she wouldn't have done anything significant. With the "Ed Sheeran was a surprise for Maisie's last season" thing I doubt they even initially planned for her to survive the entire time, which would've made her story even more pointless. They put no effort into writing her character and just did "whatever was most badass", but I'm supposed to believe that their writing for Arya is anywhere close to what George is writing for her 🥴

#ask #anon #arya stark #asoiaf #anti got #anti d&d #mind you the Night King doesn't even exist in the books but show stans swear that her arc in the books will be the same ✋🏾 #Arya barely even knows how to use a sword and has spent the majority of her time with the faceless men learning languages + #how to tell and detect lies + how to rule her face + learning about poisons + gathering information + using her senses etc. #but Arya haters ignore all of that and make her story all about being a warrior who can't think for herself #The real reason they cut all of that out of her story is because they wanted to prop Sansa up as /the smartest character/ #and Arya being written book accurate would've gotten in the way of that...the same reason they dumbed down Jon and Dany #everything was in service of making Sansa stand out and they ruined the show to do it 😭 #The final season being so poorly received + them being fired from Star Wars was karma #they even changed her helping with a coup at Harrenhal + planning her own escape...anything to remove her intelligence they were so hateful #and you can tell they planned this from the beginning with the changes they made to her character even from the very first episode #/I wanted to be a knight/ like they literally just rewrote her entire character to bend her around Sansa cause they didn't care about her

[starlitangels]

Ignore this it’s just a tag rant

#*screams because I have the coolest story I want to tell for my channel but it’ll never got more than 200 views* #(which feels like it’s because I’m a girl and female VA channels don’t have as big of an audience) #(like the ONLY way I manage to break 300+ views are algorithm feeding videos) #(which are kinda boring) #like as much as I love werewolves I’d Really like to do my cosmic suspense #I’m sorry Escaped but your advice of ‘just make what you want and an audience will find you’ is So Wrong #(again. could just be because I’m a girl) #I have been doing this for Two Years and without feeding the algorithm I’d probably have less than 300 subscribers #if I only made stories that I wanted to make my channel never would have grown at all #I want my Welcome to the Forest series to be a staple of the channel #but the fact of the matter remains that barely anyone watched the first one #it’s a little too ‘unique’ maybe #I want to collab with a bigger name VA as an influential side character #but what’s the point when no one will watch it?