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undeniablespice · 2 months

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first day as a third century prince i sneak into a castle with my team of guerrilla ironborn to minimalize casualties in hopes of impressing my family with my prowess as a battle commander but the castle i seize is so far inland that it has very little strategic value in our naval war and my men all hate it here and are considering mutiny

second day as a third century prince i gather the people of the castle who i've known since i was a child hostage and tell them to swear fealty to me with the promise of treating them well if they obey me so that they know i'll be a good lord and i can earn myself loyal grateful servants but they're disgusted by my betrayal of their original lord and they all obviously hate me

third day as a third century prince i lose track of my hostages and this creepy manservant tells me to kill two random kids to make it look like it was all my plan all along but the people of the north hate me even more now and they're preparing to retake my new castle and i don't have the forces to repel them

fourth day as a third century prince my bitch sister who is cooler and more popular than me arrives at my castle and calls me a loser and says my fashion sense is stupid. i remind her that i'm getting revenge for our dead siblings but she just laughs at me and says that i don't even know how to reave properly and all of my men like her way more than they like me. the enemy garrison is arriving soon and i have no one to help me

fifth day as a third century prince the castle advisor convinces me to surrender and take the black but i don't even know if my wardrobe has enough black clothes for me to serve cunt at the penal colony. thank god my creepy manservant is back with an army to help me out of this. wait that's weird why is he-

#theon greyjoy #house greyjoy #op

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eternalvoidseeker · 3 months

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Asha my favourite son <3

#theon greyjoy #balon greyjoy #asha greyjoy #asoiaf #house greyjoy

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irlplasticlamb · 1 year

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i want to fight for winterfell, lady sansa.

prints + merch + instagram

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jeyneofpoole · 2 months

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my mother, or her ghost?

#heyyyyyyyyyy i’m gonna throw up #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #alannys greyjoy #alannys harlaw #affc #house greyjoy #asoiaf art

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sansas-amythest-hairnet · 2 months

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ASOIAF AU where Theon rescues Sansa from kingslanding, Red Wedding never happens, Sansa and Arya reunite about 3 years into the series

I added color!

#asoiaf #game of thrones #a song of ice and fire #asoif/got #asoiaf fanart #asoif fanart #house stark #sansa stark #theonsa truther #sansa stark x theon greyjoy #theon x sansa #theonsa #theon greyjoy #house greyjoy #arya stark #red wedding #asoiaf au

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cleanbutsalty · 4 months

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”I saved her… I saved the girl…”

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imjustapoorwayfaringgeek · 8 months

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Peach Fuzz

#asoiaf #fan art #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf fanart #asoiaf art #my art.#asha greyjoy #qarl the maid #house greyjoy #grrm has a problem with peaches #and i'm into it #i believe in ironborn makeup supremacy #asha is the best greyjoy alive #and her relationship with qarl is one of the most wholesome in the series imo #it's a healthy relationship!!!#zoom in tho it's for the better quality

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angelwingtrap · 2 months

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“When Asha had first met him, Qarl had been trying to raise a beard. “Peach fuzz,” she had called it, laughing. Qarl confessed that he had never seen a peach, so she told him he must join her on her next voyage south.”

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“It had still been summer then; Robert sat the Iron Throne, Balon brooded on the Seastone Chair, and the Seven Kingdoms were at peace. Asha sailed the Black Wind down the coast, trading. They called at Fair Isle and Lannisport and a score of smaller ports before reaching the Arbor, where the peaches were always huge and sweet. “You see,” she’d said, the first time she’d held one up against Qarl’s cheek. When she made him try a bite, the juice ran down his chin, and she had to kiss it clean.”

—A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin

#not deleting this time I swear #house greyjoy #asha greyjoy #qarl the maid #asoiaf art #she’s (trying) to braid his hair #my biggest reservation abt posting was the messed up foreground but idk I gave it my best shot

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kraehenkunst · 9 months

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Not enough Aly/Asha content, by the old gods and the new, i'll change that 🫡

#asoiaf #asoiaf art #valyrianscrolls #alysane mormont #asha greyjoy #house mormont #house greyjoy #digital art #illustration #fan art

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ladysansa · 10 months

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asoiaf characters + vengeance

A Game of Thrones, Sansa VI // Judith Slaying Holofernes, Artemesia Gentileschi // A Feast for Crows, Arianne, The Princess in the Tower // Medea, Giuseppe-Raymondo Bernardazzi // A Dance with Dragons, The Watcher, Areo Hotah // Tomyris Plunges the Head of the Dead Cyrus Into a Vessel of Blood, Peter Paul Rubens // A Clash of Kings, Theon V // The Two Princes Edward and Richard in the Tower, 1483, John Everett Millais

#theon greyjoy #sansa stark #areo hotah #ellaria sand #the sand snakes #asha greyjoy #doran martell #arianne martell #house martell #house greyjoy #house stark #asoiaf #web weaving #post*#art

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fleurdeliet · 19 days

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