#there is no escape

[dam-blue-ribbon]

Dear mutuals, I don't care if we have talked or not i will consider you as my friend.

#You are stuck with this friendship for eternity #there is no escape #please bare with me #T~T

[spidertroupeart]

Bold of you to assume I need cringetober to be cringe

#donutarts #undertale #sans #grillby #sansby #my blog is naught but propaganda #im the gay agenda they warned you about #hits you with my gay beam #there is no escape

[hedwig221b]

Thinking about my Untouchable...

Thinking about little meow-meow omega Stiles who is so smart he's considered weird... but has his alpha wrapped around his finger... other's go: "yeah he's fucking hot and I'd fuck him once but he's crazy" and therefore Stiles has issues and tries to be normal when Derek starts dating him but he doesn't know Derek considers him fucking genius and loves him because he's so weird

Thinking about alpha Derek who is so obsessed with Stiles he's shaking... Stiles is the only thing he thinks about... he'll drop anything and come to his omega even if it's something small

Thinking about how other alphas laugh at Derek and say: "He has you under his heel, man", and Derek looks at them calmly and says: "Do you know what it is like - to have him? I'd bring him your head if he asked"...

Thinking...

#sterek #i swear to fucking god #they are not letting me go #i have just finished 37k in 2.5 weeks #and have the parrish pov wip fermenting quietly on the upper shelf #and now this #i NEED to write THAT Stiles again with THAT Derek #there is no escape #goddamit I have to write this now don’t I

[youdidntseeanythingiswear]

Really feeling the November 5th in this Tumblr tonight

#spn #supernatural #destiel #titanic #oceangate #the titanic #nov 5th #there is no escape

[cccccasperghost]

Just learned Anthony FUCKING Burch wrote on FIONNA AND CAKE

#I WANT TO RIP MY SKIN OFF #every where i look that FUCKING GUYS NAME IS THERE #there is no escape #this is the Anthonyverse and i just live here #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads season 2 #dungeons and daddies season 2

[lastoneout]

I love having adhd + ocd bcs that combo means I get to unlock "song stuck in your head: evil edition" where I literally want to lay down on the floor and scream bcs I physically cannot stop my brain from endlessly repeating a single catchy verse in a song that I don't even LIKE!!

#I've always been confused by people who say listening to the song will help #9 times out of 10 that just makes it worse for me #there is no escape

[aimasup]

@theshipminer

#there is no escape #my post #personal stuff #art stuff #my ocs

[breannasfluff]

Okay wait I have a joke for you regarding wing bois time... I was gonna say it to you weeks ago but jeez! does Time fly!

*ba dun Ching!*

Hhhhhhhh @a-manicured-lawn this is right up your alley of evil, evil puns /lh

Thanks, I hate it /j /

#asks #lu wing bois #puns are the bane of my existence #because my husband LOVES them #and uses them on me constantly #there is no escape

[samethstarr]

Source

As the CEO of Shadow the Hedgehog in heels, I declare this translation to be completely accurate.

#There is no escape #Put on the shoes

[bethanydelleman]

Maybe you're doomed by the narrative, I'm different. I'm going to take on this plot like no one's business, I'm fighting back, I'm going to beat the prophecy no matter what the obstacles, I'm-

...no one told me about... hubris...

#late night thoughts #doomed by the narrative #hubris #one or the other will get you #there is no escape

[pixipoxi]

you slide into my dms because you think I’m pretty and potentially freaky. you stay because i’m coo coo bananas and will yap even if you don’t respond

#you’re being held here against your will #there is no escape #unless you bore me in which i will try to politely exit that conversation #mine

[dingle-biter]

The most average bestie behavior in diet-catholic military school tbh 🙄

#beware of the pipeline #there is no escape #estimeric #estinien wyrmblood #aymeric x estinien #aymeric de borel #final fantasy xiv #final fantasy 14 #ffxiv art #there is nothing wrong with me I am normal #i’m also delusional #and a trickster #a deceiver even #dinglefarts

[caitlynmeow]

Being in the middle of two sisters, Cassandra never catches a break.

When it’s about getting things done, it’s always “the older two” which means her and Bela.

When she gets into all kinds of trouble with Daniela it’s always “the younger two”.

In one instance, Daniela is excluded, and in the other Bela is excluded. Her? She is always there and she’s never excluded from either responsibility or mischief.

#headcanon #house dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #it’s that middle child curse #being the sassy gremlin that she is she actually brings it up to her mama #like make up your mind which one am i #alcina just looks at her and tells her that she is BOTH depending on the situation #there is just no way out of it #when mama says she’s responsible then she is responsible #but then mama says she’s a troublemaker with Daniela and she immediately gets demoted to younger child with her little sister #there is no escape #she sulks and complains tho #which makes Alcina amused because her very capable daughter is acting the opposite of what she is claiming #but nah mama knows how make her feel better so it’s all forgotten about very quickly

[y-rhywbeth2]

Somehow, Bane continues to be the worst of these idiots.

Most clergy of the Realms would probably be delighted if their god manifested an avatar in their presence. Bhaalists in particular were apparently over the moon when he did it pre-Time of Troubles and propositioned them. Myrkulites think getting one of their god's cursed hugs is the highest of omens. Nightmares they may be, but Bhaal and Myrkul's worshippers generally like their god.

Banites, on the other hand, respond to Bane manifesting an avatar by having complete panic attacks.

Bane - who has been careful with his avatars since his death in the Time of Troubles - typically only manifests when he's so pissed off with a specific follower's failure that he's decided to come down and do the punishment himself.

"Bane treats his avatars as morale officers, not soldiers, so his own worshipers usually have more to fear from [Bane] than do his enemies."

#Baneposting never ends #There is always more lore to be discovered #There is no escape #lore stuff #the idiot three

[jestroer]

Hello, yes, i am back to my old ways (drawing orphan’s path fanart that is)

They are just the guys that are best friends you know! The best kind!

Orphan’s path by @aenor-llelo

#every time i straggle to art i go back to technoblade #there is no escape #i simply love him #court jester's art #court jester's fanfiction appreciation moment #technoblade #philza #ph1lza #mcyt #smp earth #Orphan's path

[somebluemelodies]

i’ve come to realize since they were separated that i will never ever ever be Normal about spiderbit but yknow what i accept my fate

#it is what it is #there’s the thinnest chance i will one day become Normal about them #but for as long as i am in the trenches of this fandom #there is no escape #and i accept that o7 #spiderbit #qsmp