#AND USE TURN SIGNALS

[m00ngbin]

Every time I see an out of state license plate on the back of the car that's causing ridiculous amounts of traffic in my town I go ballistic very quietly

#we're a pretty popular tourist town and it SUCKS #GO SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR SPRING BREAK #GO TO SOME OTHER BEACH IN SOME OTHER STATE #I HEAR THAT THE GULF COAST IS LOVELY #if you come here any you dont know how to drive in the rain im exploding you with my mind #if you go ridiculously slow or break with nobody in front of you or you start swerving all over the road I HATE YOU #AND ITS ONLY TOURISTS #DO YOU FORGET HOW TO DRIVE THE SECOND VACATION STARTS?? ARE YOU TAKING A BREAK FROM ROAD LAWS TOO??? #GET TO WHERE YOU WANT TO GO #AND USE TURN SIGNALS #I CANT TELL YOU HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE ALMOST GOTTEN REAR ENDED OR SLAMMED INTO BC THEY NEVER PUT ON THEIR TURN SIGNALS #and if you do an abrupt stop in the middle of the highway. for ANY reason other than that youre trying to spare some poor animal or person #from being hit. GET OFF THE ROAD. PLEASE #YHE RAGE THAT FILLS MY BODY WHEN PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY HAVE FORGOTTEN ROAD ETIQUETTE WALK RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME #WHILE IM TRYING TO DRIVE TO THE GROCERY STORE

[igotsnothing]

drop this sunflower🌻into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! lets spread a little sunshine ☀️

For you, my vampyre loving friend! Your stories are the best! Beep beep! <3

Haha! And you are the COOLEST for always being so supportive and fun and letting me hang up fuzzy dice in our getaway car! Glad you are on board for all the wacky rides! 🚗🚨🚓

#answered asks #non sims #crabbey #we're like the fast and the furious #but we go the speed limit #and use turn signals #i love my moots #i love this stuff

[findingoblivion]

There’s a $500 laptop at the phone store across the street that would let me stream and start making money and building my community again, but realistically I can’t afford to spend that much money in one month, that’s more than my rent.

I know this isn’t the best cause or most important thing ever but I’ve had the same shit laptop that barely functions for 5 years now, and it’s probably going to die soon anyways, in which case I will be completely fucked as I am disabled and can’t make it to most in person jobs, I mostly work from home when I’m employed. Plus you know, there’s that whole thing where my entire life is online and all of my relationships are long distance.

So yeah, if you have a few spare bucks I’d really appreciate it if you could throw some my way. I can also do writing commissions for you for any fandom and premise if that’s something you’re interested in.

My PayPal is [email protected]

If you’d prefer to make a payment through wise or interac e transfer if you’re in Canada please DM me for those details. I can also share my AO3 and some other writing examples if you’d like.

Reblogs are also greatly appreciated!

0/500

#going to try and get a loan from my mother but who knows if she’ll bite #it’s been there for two weeks and I get paid in roughly 10 days #so I’d like to get it when I get paid #it would mean so much #going to set the goal as 500 but realistically even $100 would help an incredible amount #and for my US and UK friends you can give me even a small amount and currency conversion will turn it into nearly double that #mutual aid #signal boost #donations

[puppetmaster13u]

Thinking of cryptid Batfam and them like, pretending to be straight up feral. Like never speaking human language or anything and building up their vigilante outfits to look as natural and Creachur as possible. You know what, give 'em wings and such too. Mechanical ones that started more like gliders but developed more and more into proper ones as they tested things.

But I just want justice league or other Outsiders (Potential crossovers perhaps?) to venture into Gotham to investigate the really high crime-rate, or maybe it's after No Man's Land where they're trying to figure out what happened. Only to start hearing whispers about these beasts that appear each night.

#cryptid batfam #cryptid batman #batman au #gotham #prompts #au idea #whatever it counts as #dc crossover #dcu #dc #Signal definitely pretends to be the bat signal brought to life #Uses his light powers to disappear the moment the bat signal is about to be turned on (probably has cameras on it lol) #Maybe a zeta tube or something similar for him to just appear if someone tries to mess with the bat signal #remind me to elaborate later #batman #let them go feral

[arowrath]

a car is a beautiful gentle creature and all she wants is to politely blink while turning so others on the road know where she is headed and not using ur turn signal is an act of cruelty against a beautiful animal

#text #USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL. CHRIST. <- couldve gotten run over

[spicyet]

fem!Shuro from that one panel

#dungeon meshi #shuro #nakamoto toshiro #toshiro nakamoto #shuro dungeon meshi #laishuro #implied anyways #Sam’s doodles of the day #I like to think Fem!Shuro is talking to the other girls about how Laios keeps ‘complimenting’ her when she’s training or using her sword #Or she’s a bit upset because Laios said something close to ‘I need you!’ And while she’s fawning he adds ‘and so does the party!’ #Queue her heart shattering bc she didn’t wanna hear the last part #and is complaining to the other girls about how Laios is giving her mixed signals #or just plain and simple Laios compliments her to no end and she’s been waiting for those compliments to turn into a confession #(In my mind Shuro only has romance novels as dating reference lolololol) #Also thank u to my wife for helping with the kanji that makes for fem!shuro’s name #Kiyomine nakamoto #and rather than a mistake she thinks Laios calls her ‘Inne’ as a cute nickname like couples would do #anyways she’s hopelessly in love

[dailymanners]

Always use your turn signal

Cars are several tons of metal moving at very high speeds, even though they're such a normal part of every day life they can be very dangerous or deadly when not used consciously. When you have several tons of metal moving at high speeds it makes it safer for everyone if we know which direction it's about to go, as being aware where the car is about to go reduces accidents and pedestrian/cyclist getting struck by cars.

#putting this in the tags because this is a personal bit #but I don't own a car and haven't for several years #most of the time I walk or ride my bike #and quite literally every other day I almost get hit by cars while I'm crossing a crosswalk by foot or bike #because a car just whips around a corner without using their turn signal at all #it really would be safer for me if I could tell they were about to whip around a corner #you know #with a turn signal #good manners #courtesy #manners #politeness #etiquette

[infrequentartfromnickie]

How did Duke get de aged? Great question.

Past posts: (1) (2) (3) (4)

@seannasideblog you asked to be tagged, so....tag!

#batfam #batfamily #duke thomas #the signal #de aged duke au #it was not duke's turn to use the bat-brain-cell #to be fair who can resist a good puzzle box?

[braceletofteeth]

Sometimes I wanna sit down with someone who thought episode 5 was a shocking plot twist and just ask what they thought all of this meant, when they first watched the show:

#utsukushii kare #wasn't the pov switch supposed to be a confirmation rather than a revelation?? am I crazy #you know what? maybe I am #Hira is dense but I'm delusional #I watched the first scene here and already chose to believe Kiyoi liked Hira with no further evidence necessary #further evidence was just used to feed my delusions (which turns out were actual signals and not delusions after all)

[doctorsiren]

Maybe Franziska and Edgeworth just get blood from foods with blood in them like meats. Or they just eat a lot of iron.

I’m sticking with the trend of Adventure Time vamp lore and saying that they can drink the colour red for food, although blood is more filling (which they could get from animals or perhaps there’s artificial blood too)

When Franziska and Miles were kids, she would sometimes be a little punk and drain his clothes of colour to mess with him

I’ve been cracking up at the discussion that erupted surrounding vampire lore on my blog, in the replies, the reblog tags, and in my inbox

It’s so funny to me but also it’s like 😨😨😨 I don’t know THAT much about vampires-

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #ace attorney au #miles edgeworth #silly little monster au #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #he used to show up often with a grayscale outfit due to him stressing out and sucking the colour out of his clothes #the Von Karmas just don’t wear red but Miles doesn’t feel right wearing blue #also sometimes he gets super worried he might accidentally suck the colour out of his Signal Red keychain #he’s gained more self control since being turned and getting older ofc ofc

[phantomrose96]

Gotta say there's something a little funny to me about everyone taking SUCH issue with Jon's whole "stalk people for their statements" avatar of The Eye feeding thing because like

Gertrude Robinson chopped up Jan Kilbride and threw him in a hole.

Like not to make this a competition of reprehensible evils committed by Head Archivists but we ARE part of the "chop people up and throw them into a hole" institution.

Like yes yes Gertrude did it to prevent the end of the world and Jon's doing his thing because he's hungry and inhuman and no one's supervising him I get that it's different and yes everyone being unhappy about this is deeply thematically important for Jon's whole I'm No Longer Human arc.

I just almost kinda think that after all the maggots and spiders and death and puppets and changelings and C4 and more deaths and end of the world and end of the world and other end of the world, that maybe everyone associated with the Magnus Institute would be so fucking desensitized to it all that they'd instead be like "Oh Jon's eating statements from people? Is anyone dead? No? Okay then happy for him glad he's living his truth now get the fuck out."

#chrissy listens to tma #just feels like the 'hey you didnt use your turn signal' #of this Grand Theft Auto chase backwards up the wrong side of the highway with 50 police cars in pursuit

[roadkill-raccoons]

(Lol bald)

Earl in the morning, plushie ronnie

#sketches #she has committed war crimes against the galaxy #her worst crime is not using her turn signal when driving #my oc art #oc concept

[thejadecount]

Rottmnt Headcanon: Raph has horrible road rage, he just mostly manages to keep it in until he gets home.

Unless someone doesn’t use their turn signal.

Raph: You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL!!

—

Donnie: Raph, what’s the dumbest idea you have that you nevertheless believe will, if implemented, make the world a better place.

Raph, immediately: If you don’t use your turn signal your car doesn’t turn.

Donnie: Brilliant.

#raph when someone if front of him doesn’t use their turn signal: y’all realize I’m going to snap one day right? #rottmnt #rise tmnt #I just think it’d be really funny if this Raph #who’s the most patient and least anger-issues out of all the Raph’s #had the worst road rage known to man #rise raph #rottmnt raph #rise raphael #rottmnt raphael #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt incorrect quotes #also I feel like we should’ve gotten more raph and Donnie moments #the untapped potential of chaotic energy those two have

[rotund-spheal]

VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES B/C IM ANGRY AND IM TIRED OF BEING CUT OFF BY BOTH OF THESE CARS

#polls #poll #spheal poll #Tesla #bmw #STOP CUTTING IN FRONT OF ME AND USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNALS!!!!!!!!!!! #ITS NOT THAT HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[teetle-time]

something i wanna use when writing teetle xovers but that i wanna wait until i actually watch the 1987 show to try and handle is like. okay. bear w/me here. i want either the 03 or the 12 iteration to be the first to interact with the 87 guys, and i want 'em to initially go "oh great, these yahoos again" or something

except then the 1987 teetles aren't flanderized??? and it turns out that after turtles forever and the 2012 xovers, 87!donatello went "ok that was uhhh really weird now that i think about it, usually we're not that flighty or just really bad at life in general" and did some research into why he, his bros, and everybody from their dimension seem to go into Major Sillymode whenever something happens involving them and the multiverse.

turns out some Greater Power™ or Force Of Nature™ beyond turtle understanding (*cough*writerswhodothe87turtlesdirty*coughcough*) starts acting up whenever the 1987 universe wibble-wobbles too close to another teetleverse.

so between the events of the 2012 xover episodes and whatever ends up happening in the xover fic, donatello builds a device that can help the 1987 universe and those who call it home make sure they stay stable and unaltered around dimensional shenaniganizing.

bonus potential to be a plot point- one or more of the 1987 turtles suddenly goes full sillymode out of the blue while the plotline continues ramping up and anybody who's aware of the stabilizer and what it's meant to do immediately goes "oh SHIT-" and just books it back to the 1987 universe

basically i want to acknowledge the events of the previous times 1987 made a comeback while also working out a way to explain their ooc actions and keep the 1987 turtles in character from their actual show. i think that'd be neat :) i just uhhh. need to get a handle on their characters from their actual show.

idk i'm releasing this into the wild. do with it what you will but i wanna read any stuff that comes of it akdhaisjajs

#babbles #87 #tmnt #tmnt 1987 #1987 tmnt #the mental image of one of the 1987 turtles doing something silly/stupid/slapstick for no reason #and the other-iteration turtles all just slowly turning to him like ''👁️👁️ what. (terror)'' #instead of ''👁️👁️ what. (annoyance/distaste)'' #the usage of an instance of comedy as a heartstopping bonechilling plot beat that signals that they're in deep shit #mmmmmmmmmm TASTY #much better than using it as some kind of ''these guys are the butts of every joke :) Laugh Or Else'' imo

[nny11writes]

Also stealing for a future fic

“Use your turn signal!”

“What, and give information to my enemies? I don’t think so.”

#saw a bumper sticker that evoked glitra in me instantly #Catra is so repressed she won’t use her turn signal like the dramatic cat she is #Catra won’t signal anything #except maybe desperation #but she’ll deny that one till she dies #glimmer is less than impressed