Damon: Hey, I was wondering if you could help me out?
Alisa: Say no more. Here’s a bunch of explosives.
Damon: Nope. Different thing.
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Traveler: Why are my arms so weak?
Traveler: It's like I did that pushup last year for nothing!
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Bash: We meant “stronger” here, right?
Aya: What’s it say?
Bash, reading: “I’m proud to report that our crew is stranger than it was a year ago”.
Aya: That’s a typo.
Bash: It could go either way.
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Cal, to Damon: Don’t bring a gun to a knife fight? Don’t bring a knife to a knife fight. Why do you keep going to knife fights? Stop going to knife fights!
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Damon, about Vexx: I think I'm getting better at this. I didn't even stab him.
Ryona: And we are so proud of you. No-stabbing Wednesdays, new tradition.
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I have never cried while playing IF and I feel like that's a big flaw on my part 😳
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Playing dumb, I pretend I haven't noticed a thing. When I turn back to the projection again I keep a side-eye on Vexx, patiently waiting for his next attack.
And then I see it. He raises a hand to launch his next piece of popcorn, but this time I'm ready for him. Grabbing one of the cushions from beside me I launch it towards him, hitting him square in the face. He lets out a surprised oof at the impact, spilling his popcorn all over himself.
"You'll wish you'd never done that," he growls playfully as he puts the bowl aside and grasps the cushion I'd thrown at him between his hands.
"We'll see about that," I grin back, grabbing another pillow to defend myself with.
Pillow Fight (Fluff Series) | Vexx x Traveler
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Aya: Hey, our party is kind of like the breakfast club.
Cal: How the hell are we anything like that, Ayame?
Aya: Well I’m sure that we’ve all got an issue balled up inside, that would make us cry if we talked about it.
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I adore 1 Tired captain and his gremlin stowaway
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Damon: Traveler is a good person. They've got a good heart. They don’t hold a grudge. That’s what they have me for.
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Aya: If you turn the other cheek fast enough, you can really get some force behind it and use it for offensive striking purposes.
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Bash: I have an idea. It’s very uncool, but it’s not illegal, technically. But it IS a dick move.
Damon: I love it.
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Traveler: Look, we don't want any trouble.
Vexx: I do.
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sitting here, messing about with my ukulele, fourth string muted with my wrist compression brace, trying to figure out what the FUCK sort of chords was phemiec using for Forgotten Portrait
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Damon: Every now and then I like to do as I’m told, just to confuse people.
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Ryona: Whenever Aya asks me for the Latin names of my plants, I just give her the names of rappers.
Aya: These ludacrises are coming in great.
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Damon: This was a terrible idea. Why didn’t anyone stop me?
June: Because you didn’t tell me. WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?!
Damon: If I told you, you would’ve stopped me!
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Traveler: I'm an adult! I do grown-up things! Independence!
Traveler: Ryona, what are taxes?
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