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incorrect-andromeda-6 · 3 days ago
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Cal: They ask me how I manage a mercenary crew and a busy schedule.
Cal: Truth is, I don't. I have no control over them.
Cal: This morning, Bash asked to show me something so I went to see what was going on, and then Aya shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · 6 days ago
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Aya: I have the three things that people want. I’m hot and I’m smart.
Bash: That’s two things, moron.
Aya: No, it’s three. I count hot twice. I mean, [gestures to self] come on.
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · 9 days ago
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Bash: We have fun, don’t we, Cal?
Cal: I’ve never been more stressed out in my life.
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · 16 days ago
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June: Hey, Bash, you ready to get curb stomped?
Traveler: What?
Bash: At chess.
June: We have a weekly match. I’m teaching Bash to play. And he's teaching me to trash talk. Ryona called. Your test results came back positive. You’re a stage five dumbass.
Bash: Oh! You have come so far.
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · 16 days ago
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Bash: You’re not talking any sense into me. You’re just cheering me on to disaster.
Aya: Is that not half of the reason why we’re best friends in the first place?
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · 20 days ago
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Cal: Yesterday I overheard Bash saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Aya replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · 21 days ago
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Bash: Pick a card, any card!
Damon: Fine
Bash:
Bash: My credit card was not an option, please give it back
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · 21 days ago
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Cal: I don’t think we could come up with a crazier plan.
Bash: We could attack the K’merii with superglue.
Cal: I stand corrected.
Bash: Just keeping things in perspective.
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · 23 days ago
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Cal: We’re going out in public. I expect you to be on your best behavior.
Traveler, to Aya, Bash, and Damon: Yeah, guys. Listen to the captain.
Cal: I was talking to you.
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · 26 days ago
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Zane: Give me one good reason I shouldn’t punch your face in.
Aya: I’m so underdressed.
Traveler: It would be way too rewarding.
Vexx: The scheduled walloping time isn’t for another half an hour.
Bash, pointing at Ryona: The doc specifically told me to have a good day.
Damon: The judge said I’d go to jail if someone punched me in the face one more time.
June: Wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends.
Ryona: I’ll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm.
Cal: I’d rather just do it myself.
Alisa: My teeth are not ready to be harvested.
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · 28 days ago
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Bash: Guess what I’m about to get.
Cal: On my nerves?
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · 29 days ago
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Aya: Personally, I blame you.
Bash: How can it possibly be my fault?
Aya: Because otherwise it would be my fault. And that can’t be right.
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · a month ago
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Traveler: I love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit.
Traveler: Bash got a 4.0 GPA in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap.
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · a month ago
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Traveler: How would you describe yourself?
Bash: Verbally. But just in case, I also prepared an interpretive dance piece.
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · a month ago
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Bash: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
June: That’s 200%.
Bash: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · a month ago
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Zovack: What do you call disobeying the System's rules?
The A6 crew: A hobby.
Zovack: ......
The A6 crew: That we do not engage in.
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silverdreamsstudios · a month ago
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Bash: Who wants to make 100 credits? Aya: How? Bash: I need someone to take the fall. Aya: What did you do? Bash: I can’t tell you. yes or no, no questions asked. Cal, from the other room: Oh my god! Bash: . . .  Cal, shrieking: OH MY GOD! Aya: Make it 200 credits. Bash: Deal.
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · a month ago
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Aya: Sorry we are late! SOMEONE spent too long getting ready.
Bash: Yeah. You.
Aya: Yes, and you are very welcome!
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incorrect-andromeda-6 · a month ago
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Ryona, pouring a cup: Coffee or tea?
Bash: Coffee!
Ryona: Wrong it's tea.
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