#2000s movie headcanon

[early2000smovieimagines]

Meeting and Dating Han Lue

(Not my gif)(Requested by @youngcroissantturkeyworribler )

- A part of you feels very lucky that you weren't a member of the underground world that Han typically thrived in when the two of you first met: an insecure, overthinking little part of you which would've ruined a perfectly good thing before it could even begin.

- You'd like to think that you could have been cool about his usual lifestyle. That you could have seen the models who kissed up to him and the boatloads of money that surrounded him and been confident enough to brush off the feelings of envy and inadequacy. But you know, deep down, you probably wouldn't have been able to, and you would have twisted the facts of your relationship until you could; in great detail, reason why you couldn't be with "a guy like Han".

- Being forced to see him as nothing but a charming occasional customer was all for the best. Meeting him as a broke college student working a menial night shift job at a convenience store was all for the best. And allowing yourself to fall for him was all for the best as well.

- For a while, interactions with your future boyfriend was nothing to write home about. You hardly spoke a word to each other besides the usual pleasantries and the exchanging of change, and though you recognized that he was a bit of a regular; and fairly attractive, you didn't feel anything for him besides a mild appreciation; one that came from being able to regard someone with familiarity and the momentary reprieve that it typically provided.

- It wasn't until you suddenly switched shifts with your coworker for a week that your relationship actually began to take off.

- Han hadn't realized how much he looked forward to seeing you until it was taken away from him. He never thought of himself as someone who craved a form of monotony or the guarantee of someone/something being exactly where he left it, so the dejection that he feels upon seeing your coworker at the counter instead of you genuinely takes him by surprise. He'd almost been compelled to stop going to the store the longer your absence dragged on.

- Being there without you just felt …wrong? There's something about the way you usually interact with him that he just sort of craves. The passive yet warm nonchalance that you regard him with is apparently far more addictive than he realized and he finds himself missing the one girl who was just plain nice to him. Not kissing up or flirting; and definitely not judging, just …nice.

- So when he sees you standing behind the counter at the end of the week, he can't help but relax a little; it's like his worries just melt away. He can't help but comment on the fact that you were gone for a while; wanting to know if it's something he should expect in the future and praying that it isn't.

- You don't think much of it when he asks: the two of you are cordial so you blame it on regular customer curiosity. Besides, you're far too distracted with ringing him up to notice the subtle untensing of his shoulders and the way his eyes drag over your features a little too slowly to be deemed as impartial.

- When you hand him his bag, he asks if you'll be there "tomorrow" and you smile a little, assuring him that you will. He teasingly tells you that he's glad, “because your coworker makes the coffee like shit”, and he decides that he likes the little smile you crack at his joke a little too much.

- The two of you gradually grow more friendly after that, conversing about things other than how much he owes you and occasionally sharing some of the snacks he purchases. At some point, he comes in just as you're ending your shift so you ring him up quickly and he walks you out into the parking lot.

“Let me guess,” you’d said and teasingly nodded towards the crappiest car in the lot, purposely ignoring the extremely out of place expensive car sitting in one of the spaces a couple feet away. “That ones yours?”

- He'd grinned and led you over to the Mazda in question, watching you look it over with vague interest before offering to show you how fast it can go. You feel like you know him well enough to take him up on his offer; and you also don't want to miss out on the opportunity to ride in a sports car as someone with about four dollars in their bank account, so you agree and let him blaze down the highway so fast that it leaves you breathless.

- He comes to terms with the fact that he loves you while listening to your tiny noises of excitement, abruptly speeding up or drifting or turning just to hear the small surprised squeaks and laughs that you let out in response. And you come to terms with the fact that it's not just the speed of his car that leaves you feeling weightless when you're gearing up to say goodbye for the night.

"Why don't you give me your number? Driving fast's just the tip of the iceberg. There's a lot more you can see." He offers as you stand outside his car.

"Maybe the fast life isn't for me?" You joke in response.

"Oh I think it is," He teases back, gently reaching out for the phone in your hands, letting you pass it to him; or potentially deny him if it's what you prefer. There's a certain level of self assuredness in the way that he says it, like he just knows that you'll be back in a matter of time. "There, that's my number. Think about it. Decisions yours to make.”

- You do think about it, and you do call him: though admittedly, the first time you contact him, it's with a question about cars because yours is smoking and making weird noises and you’re about 65% sure that it might just blow up on the highway if you're not careful.

- He laughs when you tell him you're "scared" to pop the hood, asking where you are and giving you directions to his shop when he finds out that you're close, telling you that he'll take a look for you. He can't help but smile when he sees you pull in, car smoking just like you said and a sheepish look on your face. Adorable, he thinks to himself, and knows right then and there that he’s really in trouble.

- The car gets fixed and you offer to buy him dinner as a 'thank you', a gesture that earns you a teasing "I fix your car and now you're trying to get in my pants" but an agreement nonetheless. It isn't long after that that your situationship; for lack of a better term, begins.

- The two of you begin hanging out outside of the convenience store: he takes you out to all the places he usually goes and indulges you whenever you offhandedly mention that you'd always "wanted to do that". He buys you all the things you say that you want your future boyfriend/partner to buy you; not a coincidence, and when you're at parties you dance on each other far too intimately for anyone who claims to be "just friends".

- Not to mention the fact that you kiss each other: a trend that's started one night when you're both in his garage, sat on a couch and stealing glances at each other before you both begin to lean in and share a casual makeout session.

- After a while of this, he sort of just says "you know you're my girlfriend, right" while he's in the middle of driving you to a party, sparing you a quick yet casual glance before his eyes focus back on the road. If you had any doubts before you don't anymore and the butterflies in your stomach can attest to that. You tell him that you would "hope so" and mirror the smile that spreads across his face in response.  

- Life's simple, you make choices and you don't look back. He chose you and now he's decided to never look back.

- Being in a relationship with Han means taking it day by day. Somedays, he’ll want to stay by your side without touching you, other days, he’ll want to grind up against you on the dance floor and touch tongues with you in the booths by the wall: there’s really no method to his madness and that’s just something you’ll have to get used to. 

- That being said, he typically prefers simple gestures of affection whenever you’re out in public together: lingering kisses pressed to your lips or temple, a hug from behind while you’re leaned up against one of his cars, an arm wrapped around your shoulders or waist; things like like. He’s not particularly concerned with being polite, he just doesn’t usually feel the need to slobber all over you or overdramatically show you off; unless he’s getting something out of it. 

- Even so, he loves any and all affection that you give him in return. A nice thing about dating Han is that he simply doesn’t give a shit: sure, there’s times where you both need to be serious or he’ll want to put up a more intimidating front, but overall, he honestly couldn’t care less about people thinking that he’s “whipped”; or whatever else they’d like to call him. At the end of the day, you’re his ride or die and they’re insecure little boys who wish they were him. 

- Innocent little kisses are his kryptonite. He loves when you give him a peck for no reason; especially when the two of you are alone and the moment is terribly domestic: like when he’s lounging with his head on the back of the couch and you kiss his forehead from behind it in passing. He gets really used to them: so much so that he’ll occasionally lean towards you in anticipation of one; regardless of whether or not you showed any signs of giving him one in the first place. 

- Slow, passionate kisses. 

- He honestly has a bit of an oral fixation and I think he’d jokingly tell you that it’s “less calories” or that he’s “cutting carbs” whenever he chooses to kiss/makeout with you instead of snacking on something. But nevertheless, he always shares his snacks with you and alternates between putting food to your mouth like a pet and holding out the bag to you normally; depending on how well you take care of yourself and allow him to share. Sometimes he forcibly has to make you join him because he knows you haven’t eaten or drank any water for hours and he’d prefer it if you didn’t kill his girlfriend, thank you very much.

- Speaking of snacking: you keep some on you whenever you go anywhere with him because you know that he’ll be digging around for something in a matter of minutes, eyes still half focused on the road and hands gearing up to stop at a convenience store before you offer him a bag of something that you kept in your purse. Or he’ll be fiddling with something a little too hard and overall getting antsy and you’ll hand something over and watch as he relaxes, giving you a smile and a kiss in return.

- Sitting in his lap. He loves driving around with you lounged across him and will do everything in his power to convince you to try it with him at least once; safety regulations and laws be damned. 

- He’s not big on cuddling but he’s also an indecisive hypocrite. One minute he’ll jokingly sigh and act annoyed with you for being so clingy, and the next minute he’ll ask why you’re “so goddamn far away” and refuse to resume his activities until you’re tucked into his side. I think he just sort of forgets how much he likes it until you’re either in his arms or out of them; depending on the day.

- Honestly, it probably hits harder and makes you more flustered when he chooses to say your real name instead of a pet name since he’s kind of a recovering whore who used to have a bitch on each arm; both of which he would call baby or something of the sort. Either way, his go-to pet names are honey, baby, and angel; or a little nickname if that’s what you prefer. 

- He always has to hide his pleased little smile whenever you call him a pet name. And that’s how you know you’re special to him: because no other person in the world gets that reaction out of him; regardless of how pretty or perfect she may be.

- You’re definitely a weakness of his. From far away, he’ll seem like the coolest person in the world but the minute people look too closely, they’ll see him call you on the phone and apologize for being late, assuring you that he’ll make it up to you when you whine in response. It’s like he’s a cool criminal one minute and your doting boyfriend the next, and the change in demeanor is enough to give Sean whiplash.

- Feeling like you’re living a double life whenever he comes to pick you up in a sleek, expensive sports car: asking how your day was or what you want to get for lunch while the people around you just stop and stare.

- Sometimes, he’ll just randomly toss you his keys and tell you to drive, and the first few times he did it, it nearly gave you a heart attack. You were hypervigilant and on edge; scared to ruin his far too expensive car, and he watched you the entire time with a smile on his face, laughing and calling you cute whenever you whined out a distracted “what?”.

- Teasing praise. He might say it in an unserious way but the sentiment remains the same: the grin on his face tells you that he’s proud, even when he’s saying things like “that’s my girl” and “Look at you. When did you get so smart?”; instead of a normal “good job”. He also makes sure to notice whenever you change something about your appearance and uses it as an excuse to touch and get close to you”: complimenting you a little more seriously so you know that he really means it.

- Eye contact. Han has a tendency to pay really close attention to you; even if you’re not looking at or acknowledging him, and it gives you butterflies every time. It’s sort of like a love language of his.

- Late night talks chocked full of wisdom and enlightenment. The two of you have a lot of deep conversations about what you think of the world and the lessons you’ve learned from life. Oftentimes, he’ll tell you not to let fear control your decisions and you’ll say that's great and all but I’m still not gonna give you head while you drive down the highway.

- Getting to hear all of his crazy stories. He’s a twenty something year old man with dad lore™.

- Sitting with him while he works on his cars. It’s a good idea to learn what different mechanics tools look like because he’s bound to ask you to grab things for him.

- He’s wanted you posed naked on the hood of his car since yesterday. You worriedly say that you’d probably leave an ass imprint and he’d reply with “even better” and refuse to take no for an answer; if that was your only reservation. Either way, he keeps a photo of you with each of his cars in his wallet and insists on taking you out somewhere whenever he gets a new car; “to break it in” he says.

- Driving is basically foreplay for the two of you. He’ll do something he knows you find sexy and smirk to himself, denying it unconvincingly when you accuse him of doing exactly what he was very purposefully doing; as though you couldn't see the expectant way he glanced at you while carrying it out. He tells you he’s “in love” when you drift in front of him, and probably told you that he “creamed his pants” when you did it for the first time; after days of having him try to teach you. Overall …you should probably tease him about having a car kink.

- Taking trips to convenience stores or some random takeout place that he’s in the mood for. You guys have been to just about every restaurant in town at one point or another.

- The two of you play a lot of little games; things like chess and jenga, and a majority of the time he simply lets you win/makes it easy for you to win because he likes seeing you smile and definitely doesn’t need the money he places down for the prize. But if you were to bet a kiss or something of the sort, he would immediately flame you and you’d sit there in shock as you come to realize that he’s been lying to you about his skills the entire time.

- He does a lot of things just to see you smile. It’s his favorite sight and he loves how he can receive it just from a simple gesture or gift. A lot of your experiences are vastly different because you’ll be focused on the moment and he’ll be focused on you: shaking his head fondly and gazing at you with heart eyes as you jump around at a concert or excitedly tug him around a theme park.

- Nothing is lame to him if it has something to do with you. You can show him a picture of a cat you saw on the way home or explain your hyperfixations and he'll just sit there and let you; probably making other people wait to tell him things in the process. He especially loves whenever you tell him gossip: he finds how serious you get over it extremely entertaining.

- You’re the parents of your friend group: he gives rides, gives advice, gives money, etc. He’s very invested in your friends lives to be honest: he likes hearing the drama and putting in his two cents and he’s funded multiple dinner outings with you and your girlfriends just so he can hear the tea.

- He really doesn’t care about spending money so long as it goes to a good place, and he thinks that you’re the best place for it to go, so rest assured that you’ll be spoiled: and the more you hold back or refuse, the more he’ll want to give it to you. Much like his drivers, you’re also representing him now, so he’s not gonna let you run around in a crappy car, wearing cheap clothes and eating cheap food. Just be prepared to kiss him as payment whenever you want his card.  

- He always tells you that you should “just quit your job” whenever you call off plans with him because of work: and even though his tone is fairly teasing, he’s never completely joking.

- He jokes about you “calling your other boyfriends” whenever you don’t pick up your phone or text him back immediately. He likes casually keeping tabs on you and teasing you is just one way that he can do that without sounding all controlling or demanding. He definitely says “hot” and/or asks if you “were kissing her” when you tell him that you were “actually” with a female friend; and you threaten to hang up the phone whenever he does.

- He likes the fast life but he also likes taking things slow and lounging around with you. He enjoys the little things in life; particularly the little things that have to do with you: like arguing about what movie you’re gonna watch because he wants an action movie and you wanna watch sailor moon. You usually get your way, mainly because you make a deal with him or pull a flirty move that shocks him into letting you successfully steal the remote; though he’ll never admit to how much it flustered him.

- Han sort of treats the entire world like his living room: he just sits back and relaxes like he owns the place so regardless of where the two of you are, it’s usually a pretty chill experience. He also just likes watching you have fun so even if he isn’t interested in doing something himself, he’ll hang back and watch you entertain yourself with a smile on his face.

- Sitting out and gazing at the sea or the skyline with him in all of his favorite places and hideouts.

- Mini golfing, ax throwing, bowling, etc. He likes dates that have random activities for the two of you to do.

- Clubbing, partying, etc. A lot of your dates involve going out late at night and as a result, he’s gotten pretty used to taking care of you at the end of them: casually yet clumsily helping you take off your makeup and do your skincare routine and get you to bed, joking around with you and stealing kisses the entire time. You both annoy and amuse him when you’re drunk.

- You always have a warm bed and open arms to come back to whenever you’re with him; regardless of what issues you may or may not be having. He’s always ready to take care of you when it really matters and he enjoys babying you every now and again; guiding you around like a doting parent whenever you’re tired. He definitely purposefully keeps you with him until it’s late enough to insist that you crash with him instead of going home.

- He’s got a pretty fucked up sleeping schedule so don’t be surprised if most of your dates take place at three am or he texts you random shit late at night, telling you that you “better be asleep right now but look at this thing I saw in the morning”. The two of you finds yourselves knocked out together in random places pretty often and he likes to tease you that he keeps you around because you make a better pillow than his cars leather seats.

- You’re the only person who really has a grasp on how he thinks so the two of you usually hang back and shoot each other looks that tell you everything and your company nothing. He loves that little connection that he has with you: it makes him feel less lonely; especially since he’s someone who can sometimes feel alone in a room full of people.

- When the two of you first started dating, he’d hand you some money and urge you to go and have fun whenever he needed to handle something business related, but nowadays, he likes to involve you in everything he does: keeping you seated next to him and occasionally asking for your input. It gave you whiplash the first time he did it, putting a hand on your thigh when you moved to get up and give them privacy; it also probably shocked his business partner as well, but the symbolic trust made you melt and it’s been that way ever since.

- He’s the type of person who sees nothing wrong with committing crimes, so he wouldn’t think twice about inviting you or the people close to you to join him in his illegal endeavors. Just keep that in mind if you have younger siblings; it’s a matter you’ll probably disagree with him on.

- He lowkey just loves women who hate men: he likes the attitude, he likes the exclusivity, he likes knowing that you’re naturally loyal because you simply dislike everyone else. It makes him laugh when you get all argumentative and headstrong with the boys around you, and he’ll defend your decisions till the day he dies, a smitten smile on his face the entire time. He just loves you and your bitchiness so so much.  

- As nonchalant as Han may seem, he’s always paying attention and he has a tendency to know when shits about to hit the fan: whether that be in relation to what's going on in the “outside world” or your own emotions. He picks up on when you’re feeling anxious or angry or so on and he’ll intervene when he thinks it’s necessary in order to keep the peace and keep you happy.

- He had a lot of experiences with other women before the two of you met and though a majority of them weren’t that close to him; and he’d have no problem cutting them off for you when you start to get serious, I don’t think it would be crazy to assume that they’d reappear in his life every now and again. And every time they approach him, he’d just do his best to shrug them off and give you a sort of “what can you do?” glance, hoping that you’re not mad at him for his previous hoe phase. He’s usually extra touchy those nights: wanting to silently reassure you that he’ll always choose you; regardless of who comes near him or who came before you. 

- Han simply isn’t the jealous type and that’s evident in the way he reacts to people showing interest in you. He’s perfectly fine with you throwing your tits around if it benefits either of you and has, on multiple occasions, drank the free drinks that people have sent your way. He likes showing you off and doesn’t think of the people around him as competition; a fact that makes him extremely attractive in your eyes. He’s always confident in himself and even when he has his moments, all it takes is a “you like me most, right?” while you’re stood in his arms and that’ll be that. 

- He always has your back in dangerous situations and is prepared to do just about everything he can to keep you safe. I said before that you’re his partner in crime but rest assured that he’d pull you out of his business the minute he felt you couldn’t handle what was going on. 

- The two of you don’t have a lot of arguments; a result of being able to read each other like a book, but when you do manage to fight about something, he has a tendency to just be quiet and refuse to discuss things. He’s stubborn as all hell when he’s set his mind on something so there’s really no changing his decision/opinion; you’ll just have to accept that and/or wait until he can reevaluate things himself. 

- He doesn’t usually apologize verbally, he’ll just sort of move on from whatever it was that you were bickering about. If he was wrong than he’d take back what he said with a sheepish “I know” when you tell him that that’s exactly what you said when you were fighting: and if you’re lucky, you’ll get a small sorry alongside it. 

- He’s very monotone and simple with his “love you’s”; and they’re usually in response to you saying it first, but he kind of loves when you sing song at him and sweetly ambush him with a ton of them at a time; it makes him smile and always gets him a little shy. 

- He skips town a lot but he’d settle down with you if you asked. There just came a point in your relationship where he knew that you were the end of his line and decided right then and there that he would do whatever it took to stay by your side. You were bigger and better than anything else in his life, and he would have left everything behind with no regrets the minute you asked him to. 

#han lue imagine #han lue imagines #han lue headcanons #han lue headcanon #tokyo drift imagine #tokyo drift imagines #tokyo drift headcanons #tokyo drift headcanon #fast and the furious imagine #the fast and the furious imagines #early 2000s movie imagine #early 2000s movie imagines #early 2000s movie headcanons #early 2000s movie headcanon #the fast and the furious headcanons #fast and the furious headcanons

[jewelulu]

“They’ll sweetly drown you if you get to close”

A lil Floyd drawing in his eel form <3

#twisted wonderland #twst fanart #floyd leech #twst floyd #floyd leech fanart #Floyd leech art #twst headcanons #i honestly wanted to add more to this (probably even made it into a little au but that’ll have to wait for next time #Floyd leech merform #the quote is from the Peter Pan movie (the old 2000s one)

[transmascgraverobber]

repo headcanons because this movie has me in a headlock (also hi repo tumblr!)

shilo enjoys wearing anything with a butterfly motif, both because of the symbolism of the butterfly breaking free from its chrysalis and also because bugs.

when he's not repossessing people's organs, nathan likes reading older literature. he has a special place in his heart for jane austen.

graverobber will frequently feed the stray cats in the alleyway outside the hole-in-the-wall he calls a home. as a result, when he leaves to go graverobbing, he'll be mobbed by cats the moment he steps outside.

amber is extremely aware that a lot of her female fans have a crush on her and will sometimes playfully flirt with them, blowing kisses to them onstage.

luigi can't stand pavi's fake italian accent. pavi knows this and will turn it up to eleven whenever he wants to push luigi's buttons.

mag was the maid of honor at nathan and marni's wedding. it was a bit painful, since mag had feelings towards marni, but she would always be there for her.

#i have more but here we are for now #r!otg #repo! the genetic opera #repo the genetic opera #i have fallen headfirst into hell for this movie #oh to be the mysterious deuteragonist in an early 2000s horror movie #shilo wallace #nathan wallace #graverobber #amber sweet #luigi largo #pavi largo #blind mag #headcanons #tmgr

[emsgoodthinkin]

okurrrrrrrr buttttt,

y2k street dancer!Eddie with his sweaty curls in a low bun, white tank, joggers and DC’s, walking in to watch you dance by yourself in the studio after practice.

he can’t help but to stand with his arms crossed at the door frame, watching how your body moves, your footwork.. how your hips roll..

he sneaks up with his hands on your waist, watching yourselves in the mirrors

Smack That by Akon is now playing, the chorus “smack that all on the floor, smack that give me some more”—

it gives you the motivation to turn yourselves the side and ~bump and grind~ on each other, watchin one another’s sweaty and hot bodies

Reblogs appreciated:>

#street dancer!eddie munson #y2k!eddie munson #dancer!eddie munson #eddie munson #2000s era #hip hop dance #the mob #step up #dance movies #eddie munson x gn!reader #eddie munson x male!reader #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson imagine #y2k style #smack that #akon #eddie munson headcanons

[kylo-wrecked]

hi, hello, it's spooky season, it's kooky season, it's me finding a fun way to ask my mutuals for horror/absurdist drama recs. creature features are sexy encouraged. true crime, too. welcome to...

mun horror faves vs muse horror faves

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k's horror faves {21st century only challenge}:

kairo (2001)

may (2002)

let the right one in (2008)

saint maud (2019)

candyman (2021)

honorable mentions:

the innocents (2021)

dogtooth (2009)

the eye (2002) - i watched this movie almost every weekend one year. my mom had to tell the nice Russian lady at the video store not to loan it to me anymore. rip.

kylo ren's horror faves:

...he is the horror

ben's horror faves:

...none {unless the horror flick is also a "good" movie or you make him watch one with you}

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tagging ://  @nightmarefuele, @cxpperhead, @ofcatnaps

@riiese, @ofcatnaps, @ofthestcrs, @desireandduty, @brooklynislandgirl

@datapadz, @graysistance, @hopegained, @lastxdragon,

@corinnebaileyrp, @mayxthexforce, @smokinmirrors,

@shadowedlights, @etoilebleu, @kyberllcore

@jakkuforce, @madxwonderland, @lightsiided, 

@big-d-little-i-big-n-little-ozzo/@ifyoucatchacriminal

@chromium-siren, @beastbitten, @werspinna

 @valkxrie, @thanaredreamtof, @iomadachd, 

@silverjetsystm , @ronmanmob , @godresembled

@itmeanspeace, @bewitchingbaker, @protectmypeople

@freak1ish, @babydxhl, @tangleweave. @goodlawman,

@sithsjedi, @smolcuriouskitten, @destincd and you~

{edit: if you don’t like horror either, perhaps your favorite fall/witchy movies?}

#ooc #mun meme #muse meme #headcanons #horror #it's October #{dracula 2000 slapped; change my mind} #{ben you don't even come from a good movie!!!}

[andromaqves]

which fictional character was Emma Mountebank's gay awakening?

I was sitting here looking at this for like ten seconds and then my answer entered stage left at light speed and hit me like a brick to the face: she def didn't REALIZE it at the time but like, in hindsight... Emma's Gay Awakening was Lara Croft circa 2001. The Angelina Jolie!Lara era.

Honorable mention to Evie's sai fight in The Mummy Returns (also 2001)

#I will now die on this hill #Emma watched the 2000s Lara Croft movies with Jacob and pretended to hate it all but she was having a gay crisis internally #(picture Dylan side eyeing her the whole time if this was a counselors activity. like girl I SEE you crisis-ing over there) #NO I'm not projecting at all why do you ask #literally tho I watched the mummy movies at LEAST once a month every month all throughout childhood #my parents didn't raise me those movies raised me I'm so fr rn #the sai fight scene....... that's when everyone Should Have Known bc I was OBSESSED #but like. shoutout to my dad for watching all of Angelina's Lara croft movies regularly bc clueless baby gay me ate that shit up too #see also: transformers except I was 12 and wrote na essay about how awful Michael bay is for how he treated Megan fox #kudos to my English teacher who had to put up with me ahsjkfhjfkhjg #ANYWAY this ask was a gift ty moth!!!! #answered #emma mountebank #headcanons #mine #the quarry

[princescar]

Love the idea of Junko having her closet, full of the BEST outfits in the entire apocalypse. And then Monokuma has an tiny, identical closet right next to her's.

She gets so excited for any event in the game bc she FINALLY gets to dress him up in cute outfits. When the students point out how silly he looks, monokuma's anger is Junko genuinely pissed.

#junko enoshima #monokuma #Fav headcanon #Except its probably canon #She treats him like those girls in the early 2000s movies #With the chihuahuas in their purses #Except it's monokuma dressed in a matching outfit #scarposts

[buttrocket24]

༺☆༻dating johnny knoxville as a 2000s movie star ༺☆༻

#this kinda sucks sorry anon ily #johnny knoxville #jackass #bam margera #jeff tremaine #chris pontius #jackass 3d #jackass forever #jackass number two #johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville headcanons #johnny knoxville fanfic #johnny knoxville smut #johnny knoxville imagine #jackass the movie #steve o #wildboyz #johnny knoxville moodboard #2000s core #y2k #y2k aesthetic #2000s moodboard

[laprimera]

ANCESTRY

It's circa Paldea 2000 years ago and you're one of the strongest Pokemon wielders in the empire. You alongside three other wielders go up to the task of containing the four Treasures of Ruin that your stinky greedy emperor released into the world and if you dont do somethin about it it's going to be more then Paldea's problem.

Taria is Geeta's far off ancestor and one of the four ancient pokemon wielders said in history to have contained one of the perils that brought about the ruin of the first empires.

She alongside her Gardevoir and Galade sealed away Ting-Lu, an arduous eight battles with eight ominous stakes to contain it safetly.

She alongside the three others are actually the earliest forms of an Elite Four in Paldea, bearing the compass symbol to mark only the strongest and most willing to do whatever they can in the name of their region.

Flash forward 2000 years and Geeta still stands in the Elite Four as it's current top-Champion. She shares a lot of similar features with her ancestor including the long midnight hair speckled with gold and silver, skin palette, quite a strong sense of justice and the same centering technique; a finger posing around the brows.

Though her choice in partners is the Ceruledge/Armarouge duo.

Geeta actually doesn't know her ancestry that far back into the past, but the similarities are striking when comparing the two.

#headcanon. ･ﾟ ✹ #art. ･ﾟ ✹ #FINALLY.... #ive been trying to get this lore done for a month BUT ALAS...WORK #I thought about coloring this...but hell no #anyways armor/look is based off the jewel of life movie and lucario movie cause?? #apparently?? thats Pokemon's idea of?? 2000 years ago?? since thats when they both take place #SURE POKEMON.... #also @/grim so once again will geeta have to deal with the stinky greedy emperor in the present

[jinkiesmariz]

Listening to Last Friday Night and I can definitely see Travis being such a big fan of 2000s-2010s shit I have no idea but he would be such a fan of Katy perry

#headcanon #hc #minecraft travis #aphmau travis #travis aphmau #aph tag #like hear me out he seems like the type that only grew up with a few dvds and not much access to cable #and all those movies were like 2000s shot and idk he would be such a fan and be unapologetic about it #anyways he’s silly no way he wouldn’t lose his mind at Die Young coming on be serious here #at least he wants to have a good time tbh #mystreet

[five-miles-over]

Hello! I was wondering if you could write maybe headcanons of how Commodus is with kids please? Thank you, you're an amazing writer ❤

Thank you so much for the compliment, anon. I hope you're doing well, and I sincerely appreciate your patience with me.

Commodus believes that children are the future of the empire, so he would take great measures to ensure them the brightest future possible

He would build schools accessible to his citizens, and hire the finest scholars as instructors and tutors for schools within the city.

If he ever found himself too busy (or uninterested) to personally look into the curricula of the schools, he would appoint someone - perhaps one of his former tutors - to look over things. Make sure that the students are teaching the right type of material (Greek, Latin, economics, history, and ethics)

As the emperor, Commodus would take a revolutionary step in opening the enrollment for schools to children of "low-birth". Some of them were born to illiterate parents, some were born to prostitutes, and some of them were born to poor citizens who could barely afford bread, let alone an education. Commodus even offered to use funds from the treasury to cover tuition for those whose familial income was insufficient. A need-based grant, if you will.

While this move earned Commodus great favor with the lower-class citizens and plebeians, the nobility and Senators were pissed

The nobility were upset about their children possibly integrating with those of lesser wealth, while the Senate continued to grumble about Commodus emptying the coffers of the empire's wealth.

When interacting with children, Commodus likes to place them on his lap, and talk to them as if they were adults with their own minds

He would keenly listen to their opinions and their questions, and do his best to respond to them.

Sometimes their questions would amuse him, like the time a child asked why most people have two eyes, two ears, but only one mouth

He would jokingly say that most people have a mouth big enough to fit two eyes and two ears.

Commodus might even be open to play-fighting with them, just like he does with his own nephew Prince Lucius. He'd encourage them to pretend to be legionnaires like Julius Caesar or Scipio Africanus, people who brought glory to the empire through victories on the battlefield

Commodus would also enjoy telling stories to children, like the story of Caesar's crossing of the Rubicon or of the journey of Aeneas in founding Rome.

And he would be unafraid to spoil them with sweets like honey-covered savillum (a type of cheese cake) and honey-coated dates. Commodus himself has a sweet tooth, so this is just another chance to share his indulgence with others.

Also, I have a personal headcanon that a few Roman girls (like about 5 or 6 years old) might have a teeny, tiny crush on the handsome emperor of Rome. It wouldn't be unlike little kids nowadays having a crush on a celebrity.

They would blush in his presence and shyly offer him flowers or pretty embroidery

Of course Commodus would thank them for their gifts, but also he would be very respectful. If they'd like it, he might hold their hand and take them (and their parents) for a stroll through the palace gardens.

He's aware that little children tend to have passing fancies, and that as an adult, it's his responsibility to be mature.

Commodus Taglist: @darknessisafriend , @fly-like-a-phoenix , @beatlebabe1996 , @artemiscastle , @jokerflecker , @galos-writing , @thatdummy-girl , @iamthewifeofwilliamthatcher , @spicykitten99 , @myfavsaredead

#joaquin phoenix #commodus #emperor commodus #gladiator 2000 #commodus headcanon #commodus headcanons #gladiator movie #commodus imagine #commodus imagines

[early2000smovieimagines]

Masterlist

A collection of all the writing I’ve done for movies released between 2000-2009 (Last updated 5/1/2022). Names of characters are links to dating hcs; everything else is pretty self explanatory. Posts towards the bottom of this list are older and therefore not as good: I’ll probably be rewriting them at some point but I hope you enjoy them anyway!

For movies from 2010 onward, check out @exceptionimagines

And for Marvel movies (including MCU phases 1-4 and the X-men franchise), check out @babybamf

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

- NSFW

Hermione Granger

Draco Malfoy

- NSFW

Blaise Zabini

- NSFW

Fred Weasley 

Fred dating a non-pranking, younger girl from a different house

George Weasley

George Weasley having a crush on you

Seamus Finnegan

Sirius Black

Oliver Wood

Viktor Krum

- NSFW

Viktor with a motherly s/o who loves to cook

Night at the Museum

Ahkmenrah

Al Capone

Kahmunrah

Napoleon Bonaparte 

The Great Gatsby (Now a part of my other blog)

Jay Gatsby

- NSFW

Inglorious Basterds

Preference~The Basterds as parents

Donny Donowitz (Uncompleted)

- NSFW

Donny with a soft male! basterd s/o

Saw

Adam Stanheight

Final Destination

Tod Waggner

- NSFW

Jeepers Creepers

Darry Jenner

- NSFW

House Of Wax

Nick Jones

Bo Sinclair

Donnie Darko

Donnie Darko

Jennifers Body

Jennifer Check

Thirteen Ghosts

Dennis Rafkin

Royce Clayton (Torn Prince)

Horace Mahoney (The Juggernaut)

Pitch Black

Riddick

Signs

Merill Hess

What Lies Beneath

Being married to and having children with Claire

Bruiser

Henry Creedlow

The Alter Boys

Tim Sullivan

Chasing 3000

Roger Straka

Speed Racer

Sparky

Santa Clause 3

Jack Frost

High School Musical

Troy Bolton

- NSFW

She’s The Man

Duke Orsino

- NSFW

Bring It On

Cliff Pantone

Mean Girls

Cady Heron

Aaron Samuels

- NSFW

Regina George

Gretchen Weiners

Karen Smith

Loser (2000)

Noah (tw:sa)

Twilight

Paul Lahote

Jasper Hale (Uncompleted)

Jasper having a crush on you

Jasper meeting a lost boys-esque s/o

Emmett Cullen (Uncompleted)

Emmett meeting his Denali clan s/o for the first time

Alistair(Uncompleted)

Alistairs mate reuniting with her sister Esme

The Covenant

Chase Collins (Uncompleted)

Chase being in love with the fifth member of the covenant

Pogue Parry (Uncompleted)

Being Calebs twin and dating Pogue

Reid Garwin (Uncompleted)

Reid dating Tylers older sister; the mom of the group

Pearl Harbor

Danny Walker

Rafe McCawley

Brothers

Tommy Cahill having a crush on you

#masterlist #hp headcanons #early 2000s movie imagine #early 2000s movie imagines #early 2000s imagine #early 2000s movie headcanons #the covenant imagine #harry potter imagine

[probablyaseamonster]

Top 3 mid-to-late 2000s animated movie protagonists that I realized were super autistic-coded later in life:

1) Mumble Happy Feet

2) Remy Ratatouille

3) Flint Lockwood Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs

(honorary mentions goes to Sam Sparks Cloudy, Alfredo Linguine Gusteau Rat, and Will the Krill)

please debate me

#autistic headcanon #animated movies #2000s kids #happy feet #happy feet 2 #ratatouille #cloudy with a chance of meatballs #there has to be an abbreviation for that last one #please the allegories are strong and i want to discuss with friend #autistic childhood #like if you agree

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

*sigh*

I love wearing lip gloss. I love putting it on. I love the way it makes my mouth look. It makes me feel absolutely cunty. It makes me feel like teasing my f/os mercilessly, in small, subtle ways. It makes me want to lie across the bed, pouting at them playfully, telling them surely whatever else they’re doing can wait.

I want to kiss and leave hickeys and leave lip gloss all over them, reveling in the mess we’re making, the way the thin, sticky sheen of the gloss on their skin and smeared on our mouths make it so abundantly visible how needy we’ve been. I want to apply the gloss nice and slow, giving them a knowing look when I catch them watching, and knowing they’re reminiscing of the pretty smears of lip gloss I left last time I was between their legs.

#lip gloss always makes me feel like the early 2000s it girl in the movies #osha keep scrolling #naughty headcanons #unnecessary horniness #smutty f/o imagines

[nameless-brand]

What weapon do you like if you had to choose?

So I had the fortune of testing a wide variety of cold weapons because of my association with Spring Chant. And I think my preferences lie with a Crescent Moon Spade.

A chan(2)zhang(4) is a pole weapon that has a flat spade-like blade on one end and a half-crescent moon blade on the other. The half-crescent moon is inverted contrary to expectations so that the convex end is attached to the rod, leaving the concave end open. Note that the blades of a traditional Crescent Moon Spade are not meant to be sharpened.

It is known as a Monk's Spade / Shaolin spade because Buddhist monks would carry these weapons back then to protect themselves against bandits, but it also served an additional purpose. The spade portion is actually meant to bury corpses found on the road, while the half-crescent moon portion is meant to non-lethally subdue wild animals by positioning the crescent over an animal's neck and keep them at bay that way.

From my practice, I prefer heavier weapons to lighter weapons; it's why I wield a staff during my normal martial practice as opposed to a bat or equivalent-bian . And I do like how the origins of the weapon came about, which I suppose is perfect for a mostly-pacifist like me. Broken bones are just as good a way to end a fight if someone intends harm on you.

I once considered a zhanmajian, a large anti-calvary double-edged blade. But in the end, I know that if I connected well with one of those, there won't be much left to piece together. Its name translates to "horse beheading blade" for a reason.

--

On a side note, for martial art movie enthusiasts, the Crescent Moon Spade does make a brief appearance in one of the more modern classics, but most people probably don't realize it because its appearance was so brief.

In the movie "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", Yu Shu Lien (Michelle Yeoh) attempts to use a heavy version of the Monk's Spade against Jen Yu (Zhang Ziyi) in their fight. However, Shu Lien comically falls backwards in the middle of her swing because the spade portion was much too heavy. The weapon gets immediately discarded in favor of a single rod bian. Haha.

#short tl;dr answer above the readmore #several paragraph hyperdetailed explanation below it #headcanon ;; #wxlkstabwalk #also crouching tiger hidden dragon (2000) is a classic martial art movie in my opinion #the combat scenes are still beautiful to this day #posting || ic

[midnightwitch92]

Ace Merrill & Rory Gilmore Headcannon

Have you ever read Chapter 24 of Skeleton Crew or Needful Things? Ace Merril has a girlfriend named Betsy Malenfaunt. It's interesting to see him getting older and to how he changed over the decades.

GIF by spinmidnight

https://tokybook.com/skeleton-crew-01/

It's a shame we didn't get to see more of the relationship between Betsy and Ace. She seemed nice.

GIF by dragonroseli

https://tokybook.com/needful-things-01-02/

If I had to choose a love interest for Ace Merrill it would have to be Rory Gilmore.

GIF by storytelers

The Skeleton Crew describes Betsy as a nice girl whos not very bright. She does go behind ace back to be nice to the narrator and even kisses him after Ace attacks him, but never really talks back and stands up to him.

I feel like Rory wouldn't hesitate to argue and put him in his place. She also has the intelligence to outwit and go toe to toe with him if he acts out. It would certainly be a slow-burn enemies-to-lovers situation. Other characters and even Ace himself describe him as a king. To someone like Ace, this would be wildly exciting. No one talks to him like that. No one ever puts him in his place. He would really have to work on himself to win Rory's affection. Obviously, Rory's family and friends would never approve of the relationship causing a Romeo & Juliet situation.

#gilmore girls#2000s tv#rory gilmore#ace merrill#fanfic#fanfiction#alexis bledel#kiefer sutherland#stephen king#stand by me#the body#needful things#The skeleton crew#80s movies#romance#romeo and juliet

#gilmore girls #2000s tv #rory gilmore #ace merrill #fanfic #fanfiction #alexis bledel #kiefer sutherland #stephen king #stand by me #the body #needful things #The skeleton crew #80s movies #romance #romeo and juliet #stand by me headcanon #Gilmore girls headcanon