#(except when he flirts)

[iwoulddieforienzo]

Personally I think percabeth is at its best when Grover is in it. I don’t necessarily mean in a polycule way I just think it’s great when he’s around

#just you and me and me and you just us and our friend Grover :) #he IS a third wheel. however he’s a very appreciated 3rd wheel who is never left out of anything except make out sessions. #he comes on 90% of their dates and would probably come on all of them but he’s Busy :( #and also he exasperatedly tells them that a date should probably include only the people dating. he’s tired of watching them make out okay. #like he’s genuinely happy for them but for the love of PAN. he is RIGHT HERE. #they both smack his ass as they do each others and like to pretend to break up with each other to date him. they flirt with him sometimes. #there are no romantic feelings involved on either side. annabeth and Percy just think they’re hilarious #when they get married they’ll probably end up marrying him too tbh. even just spiritually. he probably lives with them #percabeth #pjo #grover underwood #annabeth chase #Percy Jackson

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #persona 4 #p4au #persona 4 arena ultimax #yosuke hanamura #hanamura yosuke #narukami yu #souyo #you know im actually obsessed with this scene like yosuke is teasing yu like hehe big bro but also chie did that very early on in p4g #which yu didnt comment on at all #so its yosuke specifically that yu doesnt like him calling big bro #i mean yosuke quickly gets flustered and says he was just teasing before running away #and like yeah he is teasing but theres something about the teasing that just GETS me #ive written about the concept of amae before on this blog but calling someone onii-san/big brother is also kind of an example of that #like you're playing up your helplessness and acknowledging the other person as being a senior to you #and idk im sure im overthinking this but i think in this moment yosuke was carelessly flirting with yu like he always does #except yu doesnt like yosuke calling him that because for him big bro has a stronger connotation with nanako #and hes ok with chie teasing him and calling him that because he knows chie doesnt actually mean beyond it #but when yosuke calls him that it brings in undertones of flirtations and he doesn't like it because its supposed to be an innocent term #alternatively hes ok as seeing chie as a younger sister figure. but yosuke? no way. because yosuke is already hi #anyway the point im making is i think yosuke was definitely 100% flirting with yu here and they both knew it #he's good with his queue

[onelungmcclung]

Brass is upping the end-of-tour requirements from twenty-five to thirty missions.

#masters of the air #motaedit #hbowaredit #robert rosenthal #rosie rosenthal #jack kidd #kidd x rosie #at first I read this in the context of kidd saying rosie was the best pilot he'd ever seen #and thought 'wow he really does look devastated' #(honourable mention: his very tiny nod in the 4th gif) #and then realised losing their best pilot was the least of his worries rn #he's thinking pretty much what shoens is saying except he's not going to say it #25 is a cause for celebration bc it hardly ever happens and now he thinks it won't happen again #but he wasn't planning to tell anyone just yet #on a... lighter note it does look a bit like rosie started out by trying to flirt with him and kidd is too distracted to notice #rosie does in fact look a bit protective of kidd when shoens starts. airing his feelings. but suspect kidd would find that a bit baffling #edit #**

[lollytea]

I need to watch Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure to reach my final conclusion on if she's even attracted to men

#girl help i keep thinking about sharpay and ryan being each others only friend growing up #theyre not very good at interpersonal relationships #romance is foreign to them. they dont care about playing romantic interests because they only view romance through the lens of theatre #fake. not real. an act to entertain an audience. so they dont understand why it would be weird #neither of them have ever kissed anyone #sharpay likes things that make her look better #because her whole life is a performance #so she wants troy because hes a shiny accessory to her #thinking about hsm 2 where once again when she tries to perform a romantic song (with troy this time and not her brother) #she still barely fucking looks at him #all of her attention is on the (nonexistent) audience #and ryan. ryan hm #ryan usually performs alongside sharpay #its usually an in universe performance. theyre on a stage. theres an audience #and all of his attention is on pleasing that audience #an exception to this is during the gay baseball song #where theres a different kind of audience BUT #ryan barely looks at them #most of his attention is directed solely to chad #talking flirting teasing being cocky and annoying but clearly addressing him directly through most of the song #first time this has happened with ryan. take that as you will #ANYWAY i can see sharpay as completely uninterested in romance but she hasnt realized that about herself #and she THINKS she wants it. because she sees it as glamorous #or maybe shes a lesbian i dont know #she might be a lesbian #the deciding factor is sharpays fabulous adventure #if she has chemistry with the guy in that movie then shes just repressed and clueless #if she doesnt shes aro #or possibly lesbian

[bitebitesnap]

There is something incredibly funny about the idea of you being an assassin sent to kill Goku and he just, doesn't take you seriously at all. He's been threatened so many times that it doesn't phase him in the slightest to see yet another on that growing list of 'People Who Don't Like Him'. At least they sent someone cute this time and not some guy with a weird power or something. A normal human, though, is a bit tricky for him to work around, not wanting to actually hurt you and all that.

What makes it better is that he doesn't even try to take your attacks seriously and, in fact, takes it like you're flirting. You're pissed off and calling him every insult you know and he's just dodging every attack like it's nothing. Even firing back a few lines about how pretty you are and that he's kind of impressed a normal human could have this much stamina. He'll even let you hit him a few times-sure it doesn't hurt but you've got a lot of strength that he finds really attracting.

Just, please stop yelling. It's making his pants tight and hard to move in.

#the fact of 'taking fighting as flirting' goes for all Saiyans but is particularly funny with Goku #my man has No Thoughts at all times except during combat and is incredibly aware then too #so he's not missing one word or action when you're trying to beat the shit out of him and he will take it as a compliment #that you're trying to kill him while being so weak #flattered even #cute strong little you? trying to kill him? be still his beating heart #he'll admit it's probably the Saiyan in him but he loves the fact you're trying to kill him and doing so well at it too #(if he was human at least) #he can't help but find it really attractive and be drawn to you #so long as you calm down and let him talk to you maybe he could convince you to join his side #and maybe not be so angry? please? you're really pretty and he doesn't wanna hurt you #jawbones #dragon ball #goku x reader

[figs-oliomedley]

The biggest thing keeping me rooting for Skailor in canon is the way she makes Kai crumple like a leaf

he literally burns himself with his own fire when talking to her oh my god

#how do you spell the ship name #he's such a confident flirt with any other girl but around her he just disintegrates #they are very cute and I love them both but there are like no big interactions between them #*since season 4 #and Skylor has like no character development or quirky things #shush I've seen crystalized don't @ me I want more #really hope she forces her way into the main characters the way Pixal did #a blind puppy in hell would do a better job at drawing Kai's hair #I have no idea what I'm doing when it goes to that lol #I'm also bad at drawing fire could you tell #Kai's emotions making his fire hotter should totally be explored more #except how would you do that #oh man this fire feels hotter than the other fires #they should totally change the fire's color like I've seen in all that fanart #really proud of the smear frame I drew #ninjago #kai smith #skylor chen #kai x skylor #canon ship #proud of this one #digital sketch #my stuff #I kinda wanna rewatch Season 4 again #FOR THE SIXTH TIME #lol

[zappedbyzabka]

Beauty

#Remake #queue #So so pretty #william zabka #When a guy won’t leave you alone at a bar #I like to picture the last gif as vamp (but like how the flapper girls would say it) scammer Johnny who uses his pretty face and coquettish #flirting to swindle people out of money. and Daniel being the one to ‘ward off’ a guy bothering Johnny at a bar. Johnny realizing it’s #Daniel. and also noticing how wealthy LaRusso got like ‘👀 Hey do you want me to wear my bikini bottoms I call a speedo and lounge around #your pool? Free of charge except the money and twink-dick I want from you :)’ #Then UH OH he falls in love with Daniel and bonds with his kids. #Daniel didn’t even know it was Johnny at first. but he didn’t regret when he realized. #Johnny was just playing up the damsel in distress act because he knows guys like that. especially small ones with hero complexes

[merwynsartblog]

#do yall sometimes when u have a crush dont get affected by flirting by anyone else except the crush......... #no???.... ok ill see myself out #eddsworld oc #ew matt #<- he was mentioned.......... #marxin the sleep deprived #istg ill draw kirby stuff soon i promise #eddsworld

[gameboyhamazing]

you know what, i’m gonna just say it out loud: i like larry butz as a character and think he’s actually really interesting for both his approach to life and what it throws his way as well as his relations to the rest of the cast. he offers a really unique perspective to every situation he’s in and is literally the linchpin that solves like 4 cases and we still hate him and treat him like the cartoon relief in a children’s animated 3D movie? disgusting, we don’t deserve the Butz

#ace attorney #larry butz #THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE #I ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY LIKE LARRY BUTZ AS A CHARACTER #(except when he flirts) #and tbh even when he flirts he’s like really faithful abt it? #he picks one person of interest and devotes his LIFE to them until something inevitably happens and they leave him by choice or otherwise #like even when he had a crush on Iris he was still more focused on drawing and growing to be like his new idol #and he continues with that philosophy so much that he actually does well for himself and it’s great to see #disclaimer: I have not played turnabout time traveler fully idk if he fucks everything up about his character there yet

[shima-draws]

YESSSS I’M AT THE DAGUR REDEMPTION ARC

#Okay okay okay so the first time I watched the TV series. I did NOT like Dagur at all #On my rewatch tho?? I fell in LOVE with him #He’s just. He’s such a great character #I love his personality and how absolutely chaotic he is at all times lmao #And as a villain I liked him a lot too. I’m VERY glad to see that he’s becoming a better person tho #But yeah I always really enjoyed his dynamic with Hiccup. Also sidenote I’m 100% sure Dagur has a onesided crush on Hiccup #HE’S ALWAYS LIKE. FLIRTING. WEIRDLY FLIRTING #And he’s SO possessive over Hiccup too?? He gets angry whenever somebody else tries to hurt Hiccup #Dagur literally said ‘NOBODY hurts Hiccup. Except ME’ #Also even when they’re enemies Dagur’s always praising him too 🤔 There’s definitely smth going on there #Anyway. Anyway #He’s a very complex person. He’s litchrally insane. He’s murdered people and probably dragons #But he’s so stupid (affectionate) and he loves his sister. And he loves Hiccup too #I’ve always thought since the beginning that Dagur would be a REALLY good protagonist. An ally to the dragon riders #AND I’M FINALLY THERE. AHA #Shima speaks #HTTYD #How To Train Your Dragon #HTTYD RTTE #HTTYD Race to the Edge #Dagur the Deranged #Also I wasn’t super fond of his more adult appearance but. It’s grown on me quite a bit 🤔

[evansbby]

i’m talking to the driest human being on EARTH rn

#but he’s hot and wants me to call him daddy 😭😭 #so I keep talking to him #despite the fact that he’s so boring and dry and has zero chat #except for when he’s hornt CLEARLY #like he can sext but won’t have a normal convo #but he’s so hot 😭😭 #but SO fucking boring #then there’s this other guy who I’m also talking to #and the conversation is GREAT #like 10/10 banter and he’s so funny #but…. I’m not attracted to him 😭 #like I would rather just be friends with him #and when he sometimes flirts with me I’m inwardly like ew and I ignore it bahahah #but he’s so fun to talk to #anyways

[flowerflamestars]

Timeloop au snippet

The arrow that caught Elain might have been Hybernian. It might, fletched in shining black, have come from the Night Court’s hands. What mattered- what stopped everything in sick, numb horror, was that the iron and ash barbed bolt went right through her.   The Archeron sisters, the same in this always: dead, or fae.   Fae just long enough to die again.   Feyre wailed, but Nesta- Nesta, Cauldron water dripping, catching unreal silver off her ruined nightdress, more flame than person, the wind abruptly screaming in this airless, trap of a palace- Nesta grabbed the first soldier who approached her, and ripped his head clean off.   “No,” Nesta said, dropping the skull like it was nothing, sick sound of flesh and bone on cold, wet stone eerily familiar. She looked up, through it- Hybern wounded, frozen in fascination. Tamlin bound, Rhysand on the floor, Feyre weeping in his arms- looked past them all like none of them were real, and found Lucien.   “Not like this,” Nesta hissed, a silver-eyed fury, blood splatter stippled so thickly across her face and neck it was dripping.   He thought he might have winnowed. He certainly didn’t bother to walk, waste the time.   “I’m going,” Nesta said, absolutely sure, rocking back a step.   Not alone- not if he could help it- not- Lucien didn’t need to say it, much less try to stop it. He was already reaching, she was already there, taking both his hands. A question, silent, raised on her upturned face, eyes searching his expression.   Lucien squeezed back, as much as Nesta’s sheer grip would allow.

“Not like this,” he agreed, quiet, and leaned it.   She made it quick.

#Undying! DEVOTION #the darkness is so present #but also #theres are two threads here #one being growing familiarity #friendship and flirting and teamwork #and ALSO #there is basically a story of love being told inside out and sideways #they are not doing things in reasonable order! #they are DYING TOGETHER! #(why would lucien ever let her die again when he could just go with her?) #(when ever has Nesta not felt fundamentally alone?) #HOME WAS A TRUTH AND LUCIEN VANSERRA SON OF TWO COURTS WHO COULD NOT TOUCH HAD NEVER HAD ONE #!!! #I'm going insane #I'm so excited for yall to read this #no one has correctly guessed what's happening #(except for Nesta) #(she's in denial) #getting bloody and silly and sexy #lucnes #lucien vanserra/nesta archeron #no grave can hold my body down

[phantom-does-a-thing]

Kian claims to be so confident and cool and collected and is such a flirty person. He sits down on Rand or Rolan’s laps, leans in super close to fix their hair n stuff or constantly gives them compliments because he loves them and thinks it’s a little silly to make them flustered. And he pretends to be soooooooo confident about it.

Anyway the moment that any of them flirt back, he’s a mess. Rolan compliments him and he absolutely forgets how to function. He’s trying to be funny silly and flirt w them forgetting that they also can flirt back (bc they love him back just as much) and he immediately blue screens face completely red.

#rolan n Rand are atrocious when it comes to flirting back #but any little thing will cause Kian to absolutely combust #anytime they show any bit of love back he’s done for #stuttering blushing can’t think absolutely freezes up #it’s cute they’re cute and silly #rambling #phever dreams with phantom #phantom posting #jrwi #jrwi bitb #but also Kian isn’t used to people actually loving him back in that way #he’s flirty for the bit but the bit has now become serious #and he’s never actually had someone genuinely love him like they do #except for Becky yknow #but it’s been ten years with loveless affairs #no one treated him right

[born-to-lose]

"No more giving my number out to random people who flirt with me at work" I say as if I'm not going into the next shift with a pen and tissues in my pocket

#sunday i woke up to four messages from different people and half of them i don't even remember giving my number lmao #i wish i had given it to that drunk girl who kissed me in the bathroom 💔 i hope i'll see her again she was so cute #and another dude was parallel flirting with me immediately after she left #sadly i didn't get to/forgot to/was too shy to give them to the two funniest guys but the dj is there every week so there's still a chance #fingers crossed the one who flirted with me who funnily enough has the same name as my ex comes back soon when i'm working #it's so much fun tho!! i have the two security guards hitting on me in a lighthearted way #one of them always insists on walking me to the car in the morning and i'm still waiting for that dance he promised me on a busy night #4th edition of living my best life on saturday 10pm 💅🏻 #jack daniel's birthday party with go go dancers is gonna be wild i'm so excited!! #said guy also dramatically sang along to the chorus of münchener freiheit's ohne dich when he ordered a drink #but i told him we're not serving anything after 4:45 and he kept begging but i still said no bc it's the boss' order #n i don't have the power to make exceptions but it was so funny n kinda sweet i would've given him a lil drink if security wasn't watching #mel talks #i think i need to make a separate tag for bar gushing #the bartender chronicles

[akkivee]

this conversation is interesting for a lot of reasons lol but i think it’s especially interesting that saburo’s of mind money can get you anything you want whereas rei’s trajectory within his songs is that money makes the world go ‘round but acknowledges money can’t buy everything

#this is vee speaking #OH THANK GOD FOR THE TLS I HAD THIS POST QUEUED WITHOUT THEM AND I WAS AWKWARD TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED LOL #BUT FR ITS SUCH AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION LOL #because that mindset saburo has for the production of the festival is due to a lack of real world experience #and ramuda who has arguably been alive for 3 years HAS experienced that reality and it’s very adult of him #which kinda even feels connected to the way rei gave ramuda a cigarette and said you’re on your way to being a real man #and lmao in bbmtc manga when saburo was waiting for gentaro’s ‘editor’ to show up #he cringed at the old man who waltzed in flirted with a waitress to the point he was threatened to be kicked out of the establishment #promised to himself he’d never be like that old man and guess what lol!!!!!! that old man was rei!!!!!!! #saburo🤝ichiro: we’ll never be like that old man #EXCEPT IS JUST LIKE HIM LMAO I LOVE THE TRINITY REI SABURO AND ICHIRO MAKE ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT

[hella1975]

i finished trk

ok wait I have to send you the last like. two comments. in another ask

yeag 👍

#the raven king is a book that exists. #nah but the 'live matt reaction' and 'live wymack reaction' SENT me andreil are so so obvious to everyone except neil #like andrew is flirting so hard and neil is so oblivious that andrew gives up and just hits him with 'doesnt mean i wouldnt blow you' #where was the live kevin reaction. he was sat there when that happened can you BELIEVE #'i really hate to say it but this dynamic has crack in it' LITERALLY. THANK YOU #the torture scenes. yep. yep yep yep. riko is actually a freak of a man. i need to know what you think of jean right now #ask #aftg