#((thief speaks

[gotyournose]

Hiya!

I’m the Thief!

Don’t check your pockets, I already did

You don’t have anything worth stealing :)

OOC:

HI! So I'm the mod of @listenupcupcakes I've had this oc taking up space in my brain for a while now lol

He's still a bit of a WIP but I've got most of the story worked out for him!

The blog layout will change, I just currently don't have any art for him like bro doesn't even have a class symbol(?) yet lol

Anyways- He's kind of a dick (esp to medic but that's for lore reasons) and he really should be in therapy rather than a mercenary!

He's gonna be a lot easier to write than solly because he's straight from my brain waves. The two will probably interact a lot lol

If you notice inconsistencies with his character or backstory no you don't (:

#intro post #tf2 oc #Thief speaks #Mod speaks #yay oc #tf2 ask blog

[itsaverydistinctiveblog]

What ever happened to the whole "the team minus Nate knows Sophie's real name" storyline that literally lasted three wholeass seasons? I assume Nate would've gotten it eventually (i can't remember if they alluded to him knowing in the finale), but even if he didn't and it just stayed a whole running joke this entire time.... he's dead. Why do Parker, Hardison, and Eliot still call her Sophie? Why haven't they even addressed it? Or is it connected to the whole thing of her past getting dug up and they're keeping it for a big reveal? In which case i still don't really get why they don't even address it as a thing.

#sophie deveraux #did they just get too attached to her fake name they don't know what else to call her? #idk I'm just rewatching s3 and I'm;;; confused #leverage #leverage redemption #kinda #thief speaks

[mydairpercabeth]

One thing I’m really looking forward to seeing is how they convince Percy not to join Luke. Up until the end of episode 4, Percy doesn’t have any faith in his dad or the other gods. He resents them all for abandoning their kids and doesn’t like their excuses. He is disgusted by how Athena treats Annabeth. He detests the whole claiming system and that the gods can just choose to claim them if they feel like it. And he is also being actively targeted by Zeus. What will be the turning point for him to not join Luke?

#like episode 5 and six may have to turn this all around #bc right now it’s looking like we’re headed for dark percy #this is GOOD WRITING #FINALLY A GOOD ADAPTATION #percy jackson #luke castellan #annabeth chase #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo #pjo tv #percy series #percabeth #pjo tv show #walker scobell #the olympians #athena #poseidon #bee speaks

[duckytree]

“They hollowed out Sergeant Barnes and put the Soldier into the shell; I am all that is left.”

- fanfic i can’t remember the name to

#bucky barnes #the winter soldier #captain america #marvel #avengers #much #art #fanart #duckytree #i don’t speak russian but google tells me that is supposed to say ‘you are a thief’ #this is bucky to himself lol #the internal conflict is real

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

if the percy jackson tv show is set in the modern day then SOMEONE is going to say gods forbid women do anything. I nominate medusa

#percy jackson #pjo #lightning thief #tlt #rick riordan #molly mumbles #speaking this into existence

[celine-song]

Thief (1981) dir. Michael Mann

Happy International Workers' Day!

#may 1st is actually for threatening your employer with a gun. it's what marx would've wanted #thief #useranimusvox #filmedit #cinemapix #cinematicsource #dailyflicks #filmgifs #fyeahmovies #moviegifs #userfilm #useroptional #* #frank actually says 'electeded' which james caan says he did on purpose to show frank using big words to try and speak leo's language #but he's not so good at it

[jhonny]

"stop talking like that boy you're ruining my tboy swag" - yami bakura, probably

or, when both bakuras are trans but only one of them has perfected the trans voice.

+ bonus thief king (as a treat)

#yugioh #yu gi oh #ygo #bakura ryou #yami bakura #thief king bakura #rowan art #TKB has so much transmasc swag it's INSANE. #guy walks in with his hard-earned muscles dripping butch energy and then reincarnates into a gay little boy who talks very politely. #*TKB tearing his hair out* SPEAK UP SPEAK UP SPEAK UP FOR THE LOVE OF APEPI YOU ARE FAILING TO COMMAND THE ROOM. #where is your anger. where is your manspreading. where is your KILLING INSTINCT. RISE. RISE. RISE. #meanwhile ryou is just sitting here like um. i appreciate it but . i'm not into all that. thank you #ryou not being hypermasculine to compensate for his transness is incomprehensible to TKB who fought tooth + nail to be recognised as a man. #yes i Am writing fic about these two no it is Not good thank you and goodnight #rowan.txt

[stella-clara]

Something about Dismas being the one with barks implying he has vague memories about the Hamlet

Something about Dismas being the one who recognizes the Hoarder but can't place from where

Something about Dismas having unique barks showing For Certain he remembers Reynauld. That that's his friend he's trying to save his friend

There's something here and by god am I fascinated by it

#darkest dungeon #dd2 #also #reymas #because i mean look at them #but yeah something about the lowly thief somehow being the only one whos seemingly retained memories? from the first game? #which is even Wilder if you interpret them as being different universes/timelines #like. hey Dismas. what the fuck is going on with you over there #stella speaks

[gotyournose]

Hello!! Have some kugel as a welcoming gift! -Chef Anon

Hmm...

Alright! What is this now?

#hmm #mod will probably regret making this lol #first ask and it's chef anon! #whoop #thief speaks #anon ask

[songs-of-stones]

also this series' habit of using a person's title or role to refer to them such as saying "the king sat in his chair" or "the magus was too happy to oblige" or something like that really helps prevent spoilers because one of y'all put a post about the whole "the king kissed his queen like a man kisses his wife" scene on my dash and so until now I didn't know who was really kissing who and IF I'D KNOWN WHAT I KNOW NOW--

#you guys #I'm losing it #sullie speaks #the queen's thief

[heir-of-the-chair]

Pros of small fandom: Fandom small :)

Cons of small fandom: Fandom small :(

#rolling with difficulty #rwd #the magic thief #okay actually that one is just too small #that one could be bigger it’s like 20 people in total #but still #the heir speaks

[aardvaark]

parker being the one to voice concerns that nate is getting more sadistic is so funny to me. twenty minutes ago you poisoned someone & started giggling and kicking your feet when they passed out

#the order 23 job #parker leverage #parker #leverage #nathan ford #leverageposting #wren speaks #to be fair i think it’s like. parker doesn’t mind hurting people & she doesn’t feel bad abt it or whatever. but that’s apathy not sadism. #she likes tasing people bc it shuts them up. she laughs about stabbing & drugging bc it’s just a natural thing that’s gonna happen in her #line of work so logically she isn’t gonna feel ashamed or guilty. but she also doesn’t necessarily get any enjoyment out of it. so nate #appearing to enjoy tormenting & hurting someone is a little concerning to parker. it’s apathy vs sadism. #(and she does start thinking more morally abt not hurting ppl but this is early season 2 & she doesn’t mind much yet) #it’s just funny that she’s like telling on him to sophie. as if she didn’t drug someone. plus sophie is like ‘ik its kinda hot right?’. #they’ve made him a thief & now they’re letting him get a taste for blood. fun family dynamics :-) #enabling is their love language

[romanceddawn]

yugi and atem in a post canon scenario always going to hang out with bakura and ryou at their apartment and stay the night, and it happens so much that ryou is eventually like "why dont we all just buy a bigger place together?" and everyone tries to play off how bad they want that but they all agree to

when they're actually looking for places, its starts out as just a big apartment like 'oh haha just a starter place until all of us figure our lives out and go our separate ways' but somewhere along the line they've all decided they may as well get a house instead because why not if they're all putting money towards it, and then they settle in and make it so much their home that they all agree it'd be silly to leave, they may as well just spend the rest of their lives together there haha its no big deal (it is such a big deal that they're all separately trying to figure out if they can do a 4 way marriage)

#god i love this polycule so much #yugi and atem would obviously have big feelings about coming home to a bunch of loved ones #but i think itd be a big deal to ryou and bakura especially #like coming home and being surrounded by a bunch of ppl they adore who adore them #and always having someone around or on speed dial whenever they're lonely #GOD i love them so much #trapshipping #heartshipping #fragileshipping #tendershipping #puzzleshipping #casteshipping #kleptoshipping #yugi mutou #ryou bakura #yami bakura #yami yugi #atem #thief king bakura #also im sorry for the tag spam i did not think abt how many ships are in a 4way polycule #devo speaks #headcanons

[blackberryjambaby]

video essays i adore (and you should watch)

when hollywood speaks chinese, i cringe

salvador dali's 'the persistence of memory': great art explained

nighthawks by edward hopper: great art explained

the baghdad battery? archeologist reacts! (reaction to & correction of awful archaeology ep 6: the baghdad battery)

remembering with a twist - a jojo rabbit & the book thief video essay

why is cottagecore so gay?

bo burnham's inside and "white liberal performative art"

overanalysing barbie movies with queer marxist theory

how white supremacists hide in plain sight

the constructive narrative of kitchen nightmares

life and death in medieval london with dr eleanor janega

the counteract: why the one direction fandom is predominantly queer

in search of a flat earth

the true horror of midsommar (feat. jack saint)

the rise and fall of abby lee miller part one (part two isn't up yet)

elvis (2022) and the mediocrity of bipocs

#rj speaks #i have so many more but this feels long already #video essays #idk how to tag this #hollywood #chinese #salvador dali #persistence of memory #nighthawks #edward hopper #baghdad battery #awful archaeology #jojo rabbit #the book thief #cottagecore #bo burnham inside #liberal perfomance art #barbie #marxist theory #queer #kitchen nightmares #white supremacy #medieval london #eleanor janega #one direction #flat earth #midsommar #abby lee miller #elvis (2022)

[fedorah-the-explorah]

Good Omens(ish) AU 🔥🪽👍

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego #julia argent #player bouchard #carulia #might post more abt this #i say good omens au #but it's mote like #let me take the aesthetics of good omens and apply them here #carmen is still a thief #she tempts people into stealing works of art #so she can say shes doing her job #but then she secretly steals them back to return to the rightful owners #player and carmen got bored and started pulling off heists without their powers back in like. #the oughties #player rips a page from crowleys book #and pushes people to mild anger and annoyance by shutting down phone lines and such #suzie speaks #my art #good omens(ish) au #carmen sandiego fanart

[syl-stormblessed]

alright guys i’m about to start reading Thief of Time so i gotta know……..

#so far my favorite is reaper man for sure #idk what it is about that book #it just. it really hits. #vin speaks #discworld #discworld death #mort #reaper man #soul music #hogfather #thief of time #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #gnu pterry #susan sto helit