#( it was a good attempt 😔 )

[theswedishpajas]

The man truly can’t take a genuine compliment 🙄

#my art stuff #digital art #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #this is part of a series I like to call “I’m never settling on a singular detailed artstyle” #I have no consistency in drawing realistic people/characters other than my shapy cartoon style #but I truly don’t get enough opportunity to properly shade anything with art in that style-!!! it always looks weird to me-!!!!! #I think some rude lil worm in my brain is wriggling around telling me it’s a futile attempt at still doing realism #cus I’m one of those “gifted” artists that grew up promising his parents he’ll end up among the big names or whatever #constantly training to become better at art but with realism oil paintings as the goal #you know how it is 😔 #I wanna shade my lil funky designs but they never feel good enough to really put energy into or whatever so I compromise with stuff - #- like this where I try to draw characters more accurately while still stylizing them and shading them however I feel like it #which is great and all but I should really learn to give my more relaxed and less perfectionist art a chance #I deserve to enjoy the process and the result without working myself dead #it’s so much easier and rewarding to copy cartoon styles - stylizing realism makes me too anxious of doing it “wrong” #at least cartoon styles give me a goal to reach or a reference to strive towards #man I really should just cut myself some slack altogether #either way - this man is a flustered mess and he’s embarrassed about being called adorable in public or something #being teased in an affectionate way about his sweeter side and stuff #don’t ask why he’s shirtless - anatomy is just a lot more fun for me to draw sometimes #tasteful nudity and all that is extremely gorgeous to me #i need to practice anatomy more cus I just kinda did some shit and went with it this time with a BIT of consideration for muscle structure

[valentinoappreciator]

Gender neutral reader worshiping Valentino’s feet 🦶 ✌️

You get called to Valentino’s place, wearing the fur coat he gifted you a year ago, and nothing else.

He grins widely at the sight, lounging obscenely in his massive couch.

He’s puffing on a cigarette.

His red, obscured eyes follow you as you move towards the couch, on the way hanging the coat, but he stops you from joining him on the red leather.

“No, baby,” he purrs, and nudges you with a boot.

It’s sharp, shiny, and black as night.

The nudge makes you inhale sharply; what does he want from you this time, you wonder…

“Tonight, I have a very special job for you. You’re going to worship me like the Overlord I am. And you will like it. Got that, babydoll?”

You hate the way you shudder, but, knowing that Valentino isn’t a guy to be trifled with, you nod in agreement.

“Yes, daddy.”

He grins at you, blowing red smoke in your face. It gets you embarrassingly hot and bothered.

“I think,” he drawls, spreading his legs obscenely wide, “that you start with my boots. Don’t you agree?”

Why does that make you salivate? And already! That’s so humiliating…

“Yes, daddy,” you whisper again, stroking his legs slowly while you slide between them and sink to your knees.

You try to lick at his cock - hidden behind a skimpy thong that doesn’t really hide anything - but receive a sharp slap to your cheek for your insolence.

“Did I say you could do that?” he growls, yanking your head back by your hair, no doubt relishing the yelp of pain.

“No, daddy,” you mumble.

“That’s right, I didn’t. So how about we try again, hmm? My. Feet. If you please.”

Your cheeks burn with embarrassment as you sink lower, and lower still, so you can unzip his ungodly long boots and gently peel them off of him.

His deep, dark chuckle rings in your ears as you cradle one ankle in your hands and bring his foot closer to your face.

The first thing you notice is that it doesn’t reek; he probably showered not too long ago; a person of his esteemed status couldn’t go long without showers and baths, after all.

Hesitantly - despite being his favorite girl, you have never licked feet before! - you kiss the bridge of his foot; tender and soft; you let your velvety lips slide over his purple skin, pressing them slightly firmer against the flesh here and there.

Looking up at him, his face doesn’t reveal if you’re doing a good job or not; he’s simply grinning, as he always does.

“With tongue, baby.”

You mewl quietly, sticking out your tongue to pass it over the bridge and each toe; it doesn’t taste bad, as you had expected it would.

No, in fact, it’s almost… pleasant.

You close your eyes and swipe your tongue over each of his toes; occasionally, you suck one deeper into your mouth, just to toy with him.

But, the thing is, even if you do your best to tease and rile him up, it doesn’t seem to get him anywhere.

So, you double down on your efforts to get him hard; you moan and suck and lick and kiss.

His toes, the arch, the instep, the heel; you work your magic on the entirety of his foot, and yet there’s nothing.

“I had no idea you’d be so excited for a chance to worship my feet, baby,” he purrs and flexes his foot so you have better access to his sole.

He merely giggles, as if this tickles.

“I think I’ll have you on foot fetish duty for your next movie,” he continues, taking a long drag from his cigarette.

A pathetic whine escapes you: the thought was downright vile! You didn’t like feet! It was only because it was Valentino…

Suddenly, thin but strong wisps of red smoke wrap around your neck, and a sharp tug makes you look up with a yelp.

“Look at and listen to me, whore,” he purrs, and his eyes glisten with malice, with mischief.

You nod, swallowing heavily.

“As well as you’re doing, I think it’s time you acknowledge that you won’t get me hard from this pathetic display. Just admit it, baby.”

“But daddy!” you whine, clutching at his ankle with both your hands, “I thought you wanted this!”

His grin widens, growing menacing.

“Well, maybe you just don’t have what it takes, honey,” he says with a shrug, puffing on the cigarette.

You whine again.

“There’s no shame in that.”

He knows; he knows you want nothing more than turning him on so he can fuck you good and hard and rough.

“But, you seem to be unbearably into it, so I’ll let you continue.”

You don’t miss a beat; “thank you, daddy…”

He strokes your head.

“Good girl.”

#text #hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin valentino #valentino x reader #suggestive #nsft #feet #bare foot #leather boots #gender neutral reader #I’m. I’m not obsessed with Val ahaha noooo I would NEVER #my post #hazbin fic #does this count as fic??? #anyway sowwy for subjecting you all to this 😔😔😔 #it’s nowhere near as good as I had hoped it would be #but #there was an attempt #first try at foot nsft stuff #be gentle if you have criticism? lol #pet names #Valentino is a piece of shit lol #yet I love him so very much 😔😔😔 #the fuck is wrong with me

[revrads]

After collecting the pathetic priests like trading cards, some crossover ideas start bouncing in my head like a DVD screen saver so I’m getting them out there for no reason

John Ward gets reinstated as a priest and his first mission is on Crockett Island where instead of meeting with his old mentor Monsignor John Pruitt, he meets Father Paul Hill

A case of possession on Crockett Island leaves Paul Hill at a loss. Mainland Church sends two of their most experienced exorcists; John Ward and Damien Karras 

After the successful exorcism of Regan Macneil, Damien Karras heads to Snake Meadow Hill after hearing a priest was sent to the psychiatric ward after a failed exorcism

Before coming back to Crockett Island after being turned, Paul Hill goes to Georgetown to give his gift to Damien Karras’ dying mother

Alu (in John’s body) and Captain Howdy (in Damien’s body) beat the shit out of each other for no fucking reason, then they call a truce just to terrorize Paul instead cause it’s funnier

Group Therapy where Damien, a licensed psychologist, gives the Johns Free Therapy

Sad Priests Swap AU where John Ward is the enigmatic vampire priest of Crockett Island, Paul Hill is the psychologist priest of Georgetown University tasked with the exorcism of a young girl by the name of Leeza Scarborough, and Damien Karras goes back to the MacNeil’s family house to finish the failed exorcism of Regan Macneil

#faith game #faith the unholy trinity #midnight mass #the exorcist #the exorcist (1973) #john ward #paul hill #john pruitt #damien karras #alternate universe #crossover #au #seabury's free thoughts #((I'd write a fic but then I remember I am Very Bad at writing)) #((I'd probs attempt a one shot but don't ever expect it to be good tho 😔)) #((pls assume every one of these AU contain possessed!John and Damien and vampire!Paul)) #((my brain is actually rotted rn pls enjoy this pile of slop))

[pixlokita]

I guess idk I’ve never experienced it myself so that’s why I can’t draw it -w- or maybe there’s a secret that nobody is telling me┌( ◕ 益 ◕ )ᓄ pls sharing is caring

#pix habla #hhhh i beg of you 😔 please please tell me the secrets #i honestly stay away from romance too yeah that’s on me #but for the little love I have for it I shall like to be good at it ? 😭 #i shall like to draw stuff get it out of my system and be on my way #:v heckin heckity heck #it’s just you see drawings and you get emotions from them #but then you see your attempt and there’s nothing it’s so empty #and weird and awkward :’v #just like me #lmao #i mean the art does reflect the artist #this is my curse I guess

[aroacettorney]

perhaps the reason why aup ended like *that* is because it was not supposed to have a happy ending in the first place, but sayren didnt have the guts to deal with readers' backlash for when they finally kill off the main character so a half baked happy ending is what we get 😔

#for a happy ending of a story to be narratively satisfying the characters gotta actively work hard for it #this happy ending feels empty because quite frankly speaking ludger did nothing to deserve it #he has zero character developments from the beginning to the end and has always been the same #well except for his emotional state getting worse over time #bc instead of making any attempt at all to healthily address it like a mentally mature 40yo adult he let it swallow him whole #(not that im necessarily blaming him but its quite frustrating to see him remain unchanged if aup is meant to be a redemption story) #his OPness is inherent #his genius is inherent #(this is not to say he isnt hardworking / only relying on his inborn talents but the author repeatively failed the 'show dont tell' checks) #(bc it was only implied in the past and we've never truly seen it in the canon present timeline either) #his kindness is inherent #ngl dad!ludger content doesnt appeal to me as much as dad!edgeworth cuz the latter is the fruit of the character's growth and hard labor #while the former is well... its just who he is #usually i love found family content but in aup it bores my mind out bc his interactions w the students + owens are so static & predictable #it was heartwarming at the moment of adoption but later on i find it as tedious as reading generic established romantic relationships #was it because of the lack of tensions and conflicts i wonder #they all became his yes men and no one ever actively challenged his unhealthy mindset or behaviors #anyway id have been more interested if he recognized his biases/favoritism/prejudices towards some certain characters & worked to change it #but welp. that would require character growth which is too much to expect from him ig #he has learnt quite nothing from his journey and tbh aup would ironically feel more meaningful if it ended on a tragic note #ofco i got noblesse'd again 😔 #would i kill for aup to have a happy ending? yes #would i rather have a sad ending over the half baked and empty good ending we get? also yes #if it must burn then let the whole world burn. cuz at least it would be more much memorable and impactful that way #and i wouldnt have to feel this disappointed and lose all of my interests in one of my only two beloved aroace MCs in aup </2 #rant

[majimassqueaktoy]

Kenzan ends with Kiryu taking on the entire navy.

On foot.

With two (2) swords.

#Yakuza: Kenzan #kenzan #spoilers #idk who gives a shit but #AFTE RHE PROMISED TO STAY WITH HARUKA BTW #THEN 1 MINUTE LATER HES LIKE OH OOPS IMMA SAVE JAPAN AND DIE IN FRONT OF YOU RIGHT NOW PRESUMABLY #LEFT WIFEY AT HOME TOO #GOD KENZAN WAS SO GOOD TIL THAT #EVEN THE HOT VILLAIN DIDNT ACTUALLY DIE AND SAW THE ERROR IN HIS WAYS SO 😭 #Okay but the scene of kiryu actually hugging haruka and saying he loved her was very sweet so 🥺 #TOO BAD HES NOT KIRYU HES MIYAMOTO MUSASHI #and then it shows old majima back as a samurai and hes talkin to the moon aka kiryu aka musashis spirit and bein like Aha you'll be #remembered forever #Which was also cute but im bummed for Ageha and for Haruka 😔 #and then cool rap music is playing as the samurai boys are going to storm osaka and save some girl #I hope Yoshino/Ageha took in Haruka and they had a nice life together :( Maybe even mr dickhead attempted child murder my beloved Gorohachi #could be psuedo uncle :( #Girl Idk if i want them to remake this now if I see kiryu in ultra hd sayin he loves haruka while she cries and he runs to die I think I'd #be so :[ #lmao

[im-still-watching-anime]

sasuke: what’s the matter? you’ve been looking down lately

naruto: that’s not true! if i was looking down all the time i’d run into way more stuff

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #sasunaru #sns #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #this is why sasuke hates trying to be nice to people #rip it was a good attempt babe😔

[arttrampbelle]

Ok mini vent/tsimping? (Look there's good points and bad points)

I hate mk12/mk1 shang tsung's writing. And his stupid needle wannbe basic bitch claw gloves.

HOWEVER!

I will admit despite all that. He's once again THE ONLY THING GOOD ABOUT THE NEW MK GAME. and it's sad really because it's just mk11 2 electric boogaloo,but different packaging. Srsly. Fr. It really is. Nothing changes. Nothing is special. It's the same shit. Trying to pretend to be something better but it's not really.

But again like i said. Despite that. Unless you're a shang tsung tsimp.

You're not going to really like the new game. Unless you have no standards and aren't really a mk fan. And are just here for the hype.

But in all seriousness,i would like alan lee as shang more and watch more of his shang ,if people stop putting him in those stupid fugly ass gloves. Get rid of those and we good bro.

I mean really. If mk onslaught can make him look like this

And keep his smugness in 12.

Getting rid of those damn gloves would make this less distracting. And stop making me so pissed off. (Im petty,i hate his gloves,sue me)

And his role needs to be done better,but i chalk that up to once again piss poor writing. And even then....still the only entertainment about the new mortal kombat game is SHANG TSUNG. Once again he has to save the damn franchise because they keep making other characters shit. Ugh.

And i want him to "win" but i want it to be worth it and actually earn it and not be plot convenient for tsimps like me. Like im a huge fan but damn man. Give me something with oomf,with flavor,not imitation fake ass cheese. Gimme real chedder,ya know ehat i mean?! Like damn.

NOT MAKING LIU KANG A VILLAIN IS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE AND FUMBLE THEY (NRS) EVER MADE!

But i digress.

Shang tsung still is a cutie. Not the best in the new game as he isn't quite as delicious as the og tagawa,and im still disappointed and am rejecting canon and substituting it for my own,but still shang tsung is shang tsung and I'm out of proper kontent.

So he'll do. For now (i do 💖hate💖 how he still got charm,swag, or rizz as the young kids call it now).

Like despite the shitty writing,he's still cute.

Honey I'm so sorry they did you kinda dirty. But despite the shitty script,mr alan lee does a decent job. At least he fucking tries. Unlike some characters!!!! *stares death glares at this mk12/mk1 lame ass version of liu kang* . Like I'm so sorry sweetie that they give you half assed villainy and call it good. Ugh,you deserve so much better.

So for me this shang's a 5 or 6 solid out of 10. But this is me being a tsimp so eh. Dont take my word for it.

#mortal kombat #shang tsung #self ship #self shipping #💚heart and soul🐍 #look shang tsung is shang tsung so im trying to attempt to like the new shang despite the shitty script and storymode #*sigh*😔 #waited this long for a deadly alliance reunion and all i got was a lame ass fan fic leveled liu kang inserting himself into everything #and it's not even a good quan chi either! this quan vhi is lame and so plot convenient it's not even funny! #like the whole game is this stupid tarkat disease subplot and it's sus af and questionable why tf they would add this in a storymode #it's just an unnecessary subplot that adds nothing of worth to the game really and nothing to the characters and takes away all their oomf #like it makes baraka less intimidating and mileena subpar to make her seem palatable for the normies #and instead of making the plot fit around their characters once again they change their characters to fit a plot #thus making them entirely different characters than what they actually are #like i know they want something different but this aint it dude like nrs is trying to hard #but anyways enough venting y'all didn't come here for this so dont worry about the vents in the tags #enjoy shang tsung

[hotnhowling]

Strong "Your daughter calls me daddy too" energy with the Post timeskip gladio cosplay from awhile ago ⚔️

#genderfluid disaster on himbo mode #💪😔🖤 #Attempts were made and im still not the hunky big boy but i can at least dream #might delete later cause my cosplay skills are not good enough for their own spotlight ;;

[wabblebees]

homophobic how science has yet to invent a haircut for me that lets me wear it long+pretty+femme in a fag way sometimes but Also short+easy+masc in a dyke way other times

#im nonbinary + have long-ass hair atm but no one GETS IT. wheres ur vision!! why do u assume it makes me a sTrAiGhT wOmAn!! fuck off!! #if u say ''just cut it and wear wigs'' im gonna shave your eyelashes. i Do Not Have a wig budget NOR do i have wig skills #PLUS. i FINALLy got some nice-ish headshots (free!) so if i shave it all off id need NEW fucking headshots & i don wanna pay for that shit! #also... short hair on me....... attempting the bisexy bob made me look like a goddamn soccer mom. and dont even get me started on what was #SUPPOSED to be a pixie cut.😔😔 ohh poor 15yo me. wanted to be more masc but wound up looking like karen from the homeowners association #and i feel like no one understands that when i toss my hair into a mess with a hairtie attached im doing it in a MAN-BUN WAY. #NOT in a long-brown-hair-blue-orbs-mom-sold-me-to-1d way😤😤 #i want to be able to interchange it!! same as how i wanna be able to pop my tiddies on+off when im feelin dysphoric vs feelin good abt em #also same as how i want to long-ass painted nails in a fag way but short-ass nails in a dyke way😔😤 #the world is cruel and homophobic and mean for not letting me have this all all at once #its RUDE. #bee speaks

[lorillee]

not to be cynical but i can't help but feel aa5 and aa6 were made with tat sweet sweet $$ in mind 😔 i do not want an aa7 unless that changes

man if all they wanted was money the least they couldve done was pander to me <- words said by girl who is not paying for any of these games

#ask #snoopysnoconemachine #no but like seriously its very sad to me how much beef i have w the second trilogy 😔 #like i WANT to enjoy these games i had such a tremendously good time with aa1-3 and investigations 1&2 #but alas . like. the other thing is i wish they wouldve really committed to being a second gen #instead of being so wish washy about it. like i know they bring obviously some of the old cast back for aa6 #but honestly im kind of feeling that its probably because they got cold feet on really committing #like. augh. PICK ONEEEE either be a second gen or continue making stories with your first gen #but dont give us half baked stories with your new cast and only partially flesh them and their relationships out #in an attempt to freshen up the brands image #while you spend the other half of the time giving us half baked stories with the old cast so you can put them on the cover art #so that the old fans will buy it. like nobody wins here. sigh

[cherrysnax]

I wanna get paid to draw me n my gfs ocs -_-

#im tired of pretending #I wanna live in a gay ass art house with cj n a bunch of other creatives #n friends #and we like #just spend our days making shit #I also want to be a fashion biych #*botch #😔😎 BITCH #Damn #but I have no money #honestly the best thing for someone who wants to expierence r with fashion is like #the sims #I think my tastes have certainly grown #compared to a few years ago #would it all look good on me? Maybe not but I’ll make it look good on me #in my head #despite being depressed I’m very eager abt getting my life together #which worries me #reminds me of #right before I attempt usually #but I don’t wanna worry ppl like that again

[imwritesometimes]

I've reached that stage in creativity stagnation where I once again go back and read my own fics and go omg this is good.... how'd I ever do this???

#my din.cobb wip just sits on my laptop hard drive. I can't even *open* my laptop rn. #part 1 of a 5 +1 I had been excited abt now just sits there. can't make myself even *think* abt picking it back up #I agonized over it. did a whole outline. first draft. scrapped 1st. re did the outline. agonized more. got a good 2nd draft #ran out of the capacity to give a shit abt immediately after I got the 1st part done 😔 #literally I opened my notebook to work on part 2 wrote a paragraph. hated it. went fuck this. and habe not attempted since. #that was over a week ago. now. I got nothing. life has been so fckn hectic and stressful and I can't even fall back on this stupid hobby #I'll get over it but man. the wip before this got abandoned. that was over 20k. totally disgustingly self indulgent but I loved it. #but I just quit. it became too much. and I was too. Involved with it. #this one. my drive just. died. no more ideas. no more excitement. no more. #erin explains it all

[panterasnarl]

"So like... Since you're a cat... Do you get this urge to like... Ya know..." Turns on the laser pointer; pointing the red dot on the floor. (LMAO I'M SORRY FOR HIM 💀)

".....Leave me to my roof nap." Alas, cat behaviour is for people he respects in any way.

#( it was a good attempt 😔 ) #King's speech #liarsworld

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

how Kasper Rhodes be looking calling Cecil after enslaving his town and then sending said robot slaves from the future to attack said town in the past

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #wtnv fanart #kasper rhodes #kasper rhodes wtnv #podcast fanart #look at him my little babygirl he has done nothing wrong ever (he attempted to enslave an entire town) #i forgot to add the little 'teehee' when i posted it on insta so now insta is stuck without the teehee version 😔 #anywho yeah drawing kasper like this was a need. good gamer night #gart

[swordwife]

+10 summer lyon!!! he’s finally here!!! 

I didn’t have enough to get him to +10 right away like i’ve done in the past, so it took weeks of orb grinding and spare summons here and there to finally get to this point 

#I never summon with less than 20 so the second I hit that number I summoned. many many attempts of getting nothing 😔 but at last.... #the timing was so good too #the last copy I needed had perfect IVs which saves me from having to use trait fruit #and a few days ago I got ascended laegjarn as a free summon. allowing me to continue my trend of giving all lyons ascended traits #also worth mentioning he was my free summon on this banner :) #ok i'm done now bye #I need a tag for feh posting