#「 OOC. 」 keeping up with the skywalkers.

[the-mjolnir-owner]

The asgardians never kicked Odin's family out of the government of Asgard because of the entertainment they always provide

#ooc #keeping up with the brodinsons #kardashians who #skywalker who #one family's commitment in destroying everyhing #everything*

[jedie]

ignore this im big braining

#「 OOC. 」 keeping up with the skywalkers. #rewatching succ for the none of your beeswax time and logan is to kendall what palp is to anakin #but i think logan would kill palp it would be one shot and if confronted he'd go 'i wouldnt do something like that' #not unlike palps 'im 2 weak 😔' in rots when mace was macing him #okay so another thought what if i made a succ blog #what if it was roman

[hanasnx]

profighter!anakin

WARNINGS: sfw | no established relationship | reader has a date/situationship | maybe a little ooc for the sake of the au but i tried my very best to maintain characterization | reader is mentioned to wear a dress and black heels and has shaven legs | blood mention | your date has he/him pronouns | anakin pressures you a bit | this fighting league has almost no rules | action and boxing violence.

You and your situationship were supposed to have date night tonight, and you were excited for something romantic. Instead, your date enthusiastically shows you the tickets he won to a pro fighting match that’s supposed to be "the match of the season." You are uninterested, doesn’t matter if it’s front row seats.

Nevertheless, you try to be a good sport about it, and decide to go because you don’t want your night to be totally ruined. It's just not a sport that’s ever hooked you.

Your company for the night can't believe their stroke of good luck, exclaiming how you can "smell the sweat from here" as if that'll somehow appeal to you. Unexpectedly, what does appeal to you is the fighter that comes in announced. Youngest in the league, hotshot ANAKIN SKYWALKER from the dunes of Tattooine is introduced and he’s cute. Cuter than you thought these guys would be. You’d think from the hits to the face these guys take, Anakin would look like a sandbag but instead he’s gorgeous. You don’t dwell on it really, you barely watch the match while your date screams next to you at fouls and ref calls. It's a while of you staring at the stringy black heels you wear. The crowd stirs, and Anakin gets kicked out of the ring, landing right at your feet.

You're startled, and before you lean forward to help, he picks himself up by his fists on the floor. The expanse of his muscled back widens with each heave, and a mix of drool and blood spatter the ground underneath his head. He inclines his head up, hazy eyes trail up your smooth crossed legs in a black dress, so close you can feel his hot pant against your skin, and you freeze as he meets your gaze. He grins- a dopey, toothy grin. Cheeky as if he wasn’t just thrown out of the ring. The scar along his temple has reopened, blood trickling his face.

Hastily, the staff picks him up off the floor but he keeps looking at you. Lulling, intoxicated from adrenaline and brain-fog; he winks at you. Your date notices and even though you dismiss it your heart is fluttering. Your date is considerably less enthused for his favorite boxer Anakin Skywalker.

When the next round starts, Anakin will not stop looking at you. You’re embarrassed about it—looking anywhere but him—but he’s determined to nab your attention.

Lazily, he dodges his opponents strikes. Your eyes widen. What once didn’t interest you, interests you greatly, gesturing to him to focus on his opponent but he scoffs in response to your external expression of worry for him.

A glance to his contender, and it's clear he's running out of steam. He's an older gentleman, and Anakin is too swift for him. The rounds have dragged on long enough, it's time to finish it. Yet, Anakin takes the opportunity to single you out. That unwavering eye contact breaks as he motions to himself, following his hand with his gaze. As if to say, "You like what you see? Am I doin' alright?" Now painfully unaware of the company you keep, you chuckle about it and shake your head at him.

He tilts his head. A playful countenance about him before he's rudely awakened by a lunge from his opponent who's caught his breath. Anakin blocks a fatal blow to the neck, and jabs his padded knuckles into the nose, knocking him back. It's well placed because red blood pours from the orifice and Anakin shoves him back to give himself some wiggle room. His finger points to you, another signal to ensure you're paying him mind, and to convey who his next move is for. The circumstance distracts the enemy, and Anakin seizes it. The flat of young Skywalker's foot smacks against his temple. The fluid from his nose spatters against the mat as he tumbles to the ground cold. Showcasing his arrogance, Anakin doesn't bother waiting for the ref to count, and leans against the rope on your side. Deft fingers brush through his jaw-length sweaty curls. In the lighting you can see how the salt sprays into the air from the act.

He completely disregards your date, and you've forgotten all about him as well. "What are you doing after this?" There's no charm to his words, no handsome smile, a question that could've just as easily been interpreted professionally. Yet a potential co-worker wouldn't have implied he'd knocked a guy out for your affection.

Somehow, you feel comfortable with him already. "Going home." you answer honestly. There's no way you'd be persuaded to go to your situationship's place after this.

Anakin bows his head to eye you down through his brows, a curl to his lips. "No, you're not." Definitive phrase that causes a defiance to flare up in your chest. It dulls as that crystalline gaze drinks in your form once more. "Looking like that?"

You open your mouth to interject, the need to continue entertaining him driving your thoughts, but you're cut off by your own warning. "Behind you!"

Just in time, thanks to you, Anakin pivots on his heel. His newly rejuvenated opponent giving it all he's got in one, good punch. A yelp emits from you before you even realize you cared that much, rising from your seat to watch Anakin's back collide with the mat, skidding across it. He rolls out of the way when his enemy stomps onto the space he occupied mere seconds ago. As close as you can get, you take it, and before you know it you're shouting with the rest of the crowd, cheering Anakin on to overcome it.

He's able to land on his feet, but he stays evading. Infuriating side-steps that rouse you like nothing else.

"Hit him!" you call, and Anakin regards you with a furtive glance. As if he was waiting to hear your voice.

He lets the guy back him up to the ropes, dodging his jabs quicker than you thought possible. Since you're near to him now, he shouts over his shoulder, "When I finish the match, you'll come with me to the after-party. Deal?"

Your date's had enough, grabbing hold of your shoulder, finally reminding you of his presence.

Anakin takes your silence and puts his enemy into a hold. "Deal?" he reiterates, more urgently this time. He won't let you dwell on it too long and he doesn't want your date getting in the way of what you choose.

The audience exclaims its disapproval for Anakin stalling, and the pressure of it gets to you knowing you're the reason for the hindrance. You push your date's hand off. "Deal!" The reply coming off more desperate than you meant it to.

Not another second passes before Anakin throws his enemy off, and pitches a right cross so mean it should be illegal. Using his own momentum against him, there's no question as to why his body drops to the ground like dead weight. Your ears go deaf from the sound of the crowd, covering them to protect them from the pain while your date excuses himself out and you watch Anakin's back heave in violent pants, letting the referee raise his thick and swollen arm to the sky in victory.

#indy: drabbles #ch: profighter!anakin #anakin skywalker drabble #anakin skywalker fanfiction #anakin skywalker x reader #anakin skywalker x gn!reader #anakin x you #reader insert #anakin skywalker fanfic #anakin skywalker x you

[sillyromance]

Good day everyone!

As I said I don't know everything about Star Wars. But I did some research about my favourite character - and I just had to write about it. So, this story is absolutely imaginary - and it is quite different from the original movies.

However, I hope you enjoy!

WARNING: long writing, OOC, angst, father/son conflict, hurt/comfort; Pred!Darth Vader/Prey!Reader. Also, some of the words(youth and maid) have their old meaning: youth - young man, maid - young woman.

Light in the dark

Luke was sitting on the specular floor of an empty hall - in front of a large ship's window; stars sparkling like specks of diamond dust were thrown all around the black fabric of cosmic sky. Pinkish and blue smoke of nebulas sent pastel-colour flashes over its dark deepness, staying frozen and cold, as if they were just somewhat alien flowers on photographs from a biology book. Watching their foggy petals peacefully blooming behind the thick glass young Jedi felt strange pain eating his insides, his heart annoyingly numbing. The boy's eyes was searchingly scanning the universe as if there was something very important lost among white dots of foreign planet systems.

Suddenly, discernment of his senses escalated. The boy mentally felt someone's presence long before his ears signaled about heavy mechanical footsteps far away in the corridors. It was easy to recognise this fast, determined pace; Luke instantly recalled the wind created by a long black cloak wavering in the air - and saw the lines of an ugly mask covering no less ugly face...

Darth Vader entered the room after five minutes or so. It was undeniable that he knew - his visit wasn't unnoticed, although his son didn't even turn to him, still keeping their pretty young eyes on the galaxies swirling before them. Luke Skywalker would never submit to him or Palpatine. Exactly as he always predicted. Anakin inside the cyborg's dying body was proud like any good father would be. The worst part was that the boy who considered himself cursed with his parent didn't even know how great Vader had to struggle to keep his own suffering in secret. Vader was seen only like a traitor and a terrorising danger for any living being...

But there was too much hidden away. And even his son couldn't know all the truth because he would try to force him to Jedis' side - the twist Vader couldn't afford to make for he had lost faith into any faction. It was better to let things be as they were. Anakin was too old to start from the beginning...

The figure approached Luke, now holding back its rush - and stood still when there was ten steps between them. The Jedi was grateful for his "dad" didn't dare to close the distance - the young man would hate this person to be near him. Not after everything that abomination did. Not after what he did to Padme...

Although... It would be bad to push Vader away too. After all, he was trying. It was impossible to stay unaware about Darth's attempts to do anything to provide his offspring with all the youth needed. Sometimes, Luke thought about it while lying in his bedroom. He felt pity for the man - if it was still a man - especially because the boy remembered why Anakin became what he became.

But... Was it Anakin?..

Silence was interrupted by muffed sound of breathing coming from the mask and creaking of leather gloves.

- Is there something bothering you, son?

Rich, husky voice filled Skywalker Jr's head. He heard calmness and care in its boomy tone which, however, made him only raise his shoulders up, protecting himself from that love he didn't seek at all.

- That's nothing to worry about.

Vader exhaled louder than usually.

- I can sense it even if you lie to me - what you have managed to improve a lot since you're here, Luke... - He paused; sound of his breathing started getting on the youth's nerves. - Please... Tell me. I need to know.

The boy grunted. He finally looked at his father, his gaze mean and defiant as Luke examined every inch of the thick cobalt armour.

"Interesting... How much does it hurt to wear this horrifying suit every day?.. I hope it's enough to never forget how his wife died... And others too..."

- There is no use. You won't be able to understand...

- It's not your problem. I just need it.

Young man stared at the colorful lamps blinking chaotically on the Darth Vader's costume. Anakin could recognise a conflict rising behind the facade of an unnaturally still, neutral expression his son put on. This made his corrupted heart itch with faint, sweet pain; at least, there was already a small victory - the boy didn't say no right away second time.

Finally, Luke spoke again, his face softening.

- Come here.

Dark commander obeyed. Now the Jedi could see only countless belts on his high boots and a piece of the cloak. The cloth smelled like... Death: blood, fire, ash, sweat and other unpleasant signs of war...

Did he even try to wash this nasty stink off for once?..

- Do you promise to keep your judgement for yourself if I do?

Although Luke didn't lift his head up, he was sure Vader gave him a look.

- ...Whatever you wish for.

- Good.

The boy turned to the window again; at that moment there was an explosion of acid-green snakes pointing their greedy maws in all directions. Their blind, blunt muzzles looked funnily pathetic.

- Just before you took me as your personal prisoner... - Luke started, making a visible accent on two last words. - The faction was joined by a very young girl. She was even younger than me. There were not so many warriors to find at least one who could properly teach her to fight - I don't say that she wasn't familiar with a saber at all. Regardless... Her technique was terrible. I took her as a student, but... She is now alone due to I'm, her master, is here. And I'm worried she can get into trouble with some of yours...

Vader felt a pang of guilt knocking into his soul when he received the shot addressed to him. His son's cruelty hit him hard no matter the time or place - and he knew he deserved it. However, every punch in the guts made him feel deeply betrayed. Anger arose inside, and Anakin clenched his fist, preparing himself for a fight...

He watched as the boy did the same. Naturally, his gaze fell on the Luke's wrist and... He slowly eased the grip. A thin line separating human flesh and a prosthesis shone with soft silver light, reminding of their previous collision in all details...

Vader didn't want to go through that once more.

- At first, you're not a prisoner here. - He hissed, stepping away; the boy could catch genuine sorrow even through the noise of the modulator. - And next... I'm sorry to hear your sympathies are still with Jedies. I don't blame you, though. The time will come.

Unsatisfactory and resentment which had been constantly growing through these past month instantly burst out of the child in a desperate cry:

- Don't you see!? IT WILL NEVER COME!!! - Luke jumped on his feet, backing out of the black man. - You... Murderer...

His mind was blurred by immeasurable fury which hindered him to feel change in his father's emotional state. Vader stood, crooked, firmly grinding his teeth and invisibly clenching his chest as if someone cut him open. But very soon, he straightened up.

- Very well, Luke... Very well...

Darth Vader turned on his heels and headed to the door, but as he had to go through the gap, something made the commander to wait.

- Do you love her? That girl?

The question hanged in tensed atmosphere of the space. Luke leisurely wiped saliva flew out of his mouth when he shouted, and sniffed, a weak smile forming on his lips. Now he looked unbelievably similar to his father in the latter's young years.

- No. We are just friends... Well... Good friends. I love her like I love Leia.

Anakin nodded. Avoiding his son's intent gaze, Vader walked out; and while passing through the deem halls of the ship, he was once again turning into alive representation of horror which gloved hands grabbed the universe by its throat...

Changing skin, he bled.

........

Y/N didn't expect to meet him in such a short time, especially after she lost her mentor. But there he was; Darth Vader himself stood a few metres away from her, holding his red light saber. She couldn't help but flinched at his enormous height and brawny body. Personally, she was the shortest even among her allies many of whom didn't stand out by an impressive body complexion - the little Jedi was like nothing more but a doll comparing to him...

As for her comrades: two of them weren't so far from here. But, surely, they couldn't handle this ruthless beast even if they all would work together. Dark commander was way too strong. So, she sent them a message to run. Y/N wasn't sure they would follow her instructions... But at least, they had a chance to escape during these few minutes she could buy them before Vader would kill her.

At the meantime, guided by childish curiosity, she studied the one she was told so many blood-curdling stories about. Inky cloak covering wide, thick shoulders; solid torso with a big panel set on it - bright lights twinkling in the orange fog; long gloves, boots... The part of him which intimidated her the most was his visors. She was used to look her opponents directly in the eyes, but this icy, stable gaze was so inhuman that the Jedi could hardly bear it.

- I feel your fear... - Her heart sank as she heard him for the first time, the girl being hypnotized by that low, gravelly baritone. - Why opposing me just by yourself? Or are your friends such cowards that they won't help you defeat me?..

He took one step forward; she activated her own sword and struck a defensive pose.

At that moment, they both were taken off guard by a roar of a space shuttle's engines. Y/N sighed in relief; the ship took off and quickly disappeared in the night sky, heading to the base where her friends would be safe... And leaving her behind.

"Well, even if it's not me, I'm happy. They will survive..."

- Sneaky, brave fool... - Shaking violently, she turned to her enemy once more. He didn't move, but something inside her told Y/N that he was ready for a leap. - What a shame. You made a fatal mistake, sending them away. Such inexperienced and young girl like you is no match for me, don't you understand?..

- Perhaps. - She responded, carefully watching Vader and preparing for his attack. - At least, I'll do what I can. And if I die, so be it. My teacher once said that there was no better death than a death for a right thing.

The cyborg tittled his head on a side like a dog listening to its owner. The girl would giggle if her existence wasn't on the table at that very minute.

- Who told you that?

Y/N bit her lip, not being certain if it was OK to reveal the name. After a proper consideration, she found there was nothing left to lose for her anyway...

The Jedi cleared her throat; the tongue felt dry and hot as she spoke, her angelic voice being slightly brittel.

- Luke Skywalker.

If there was a witness - an average person who had never heard of war and the force - they would notice nothing. Vader simply kept his position, his awful mask turned to the girl. However, the latter sensed much. And the main thing was that Vader... Knew her.

The Jedi recognised chills wandering over her entire body. She couldn't remember what she managed to do to provoke someone so powerful to trail her. Despite this, Y/N seemed to be guilty for somewhat crime that made the plague of the universe, Lord Darth Vader memorise a little maid who hadn't seriously harmed anyone yet in her entire life...

- I see... - He finally sighed. The girl wasn't sure, but she thought she could hear regret in his quiet, rumbling voice. - That is a great warrior of your kind...

He shrugged his shoulders, trying to lay the cape on them in a more comfortable position.

- Then, let's see if your master has given you anything more than just some inspirational quotes...

Y/N gasped; she was deadly close to missing the second he jumped forward. Luckily, she awakened just in time and instead of the girl's flat chest Vader's saber met the blue laser light.

They fought almost in ringing silence; her accidental squelches and his scarry, sick breath were the only sounds ruining it. She immediately saw that she wouldn't last long with the pace her enemy had chosen; his harsh, but accurate movements were very difficult to block. Y/N didn't even try to switch her tactics to offensive one since she didn't possess enough time to reply on his endless thrusts. The Jedi spinned like a peg-top in attempts to stay alive a bit longer; fortunately, that time her diminutiveness played along with her interests. Although, neither small size, nor dexterity could protect her from small cuts Vader gifted her with here and there from time to time.

At last, the maid was able to give herself space to swallow some fresh air. She got exhausted; her arms refused to serve her any longer as well as legs. Y/N had to strain all the will she owned to stay straight. The man, however, was literally tireless - while Y/N was ready to collapse right at the stones of the square where they spared, the half-metal abomination she stood against looked like he did just before the battle. He, unbothered by her maneuver, vigorously decreased the space between them, distinctly showing that he was about to finish the annoying little fly disturbing him from much more important businesses.

That was it. Pushed to the edge, the girl threw all her cautiousness away and ran towards him, using her last opportunity; unpredictable behaviour and pure desperation. Their blades crossed again with electrical buzzing, spreading sparks all around the place; the warriors got as close as two people who sincerely hate each other could be. Y/N courageously stared right in the shallow spheres of Vader's visors, sweating as her tiny palms sored, holding a heavy saber and a weight of an adult man pushing on it with all his might.

- It's over, Jedi. - He said silently.

Before Y/N could do anything he sharply kicked her knee; the girl being paralysed by the abrupt pain weakened the grip and lost her weapon, falling right to the Vader's feet.

He was correct. It was over.

She expected him to cut off her head immediately. Instead, the man rose his hand and Y/N detected the force washing around her limbs and neck. It soon became hard to breathe. Struggling in the stealthy net of unconditional power, she granted her adversary one last look. His fuzzy, pitch black silhouette and a round slice of the moon in a vail of ochre evaporations on the background created the last image which popped out into her suffocating mind as the dizziness led her to unconsciousness...

.......

When Y/N came to her senses, there first things she found were humidity and darkness; the latter was so deep that it took time for the girl to understand that she wasn't asleep anymore. Then the Jedi sighted that she was in a tube. Slippery and soft material had been periodically tightening around her and dragging her being somewhere down into the endless abyss. There was warm; although the girl got constantly squeezed from head to toe, she didn't feel bad about it. Actually, it reminded her of a hearty hug which her mother gave her when Y/N was standing at the doorstep of their home, ready to go for her destiny. This memory brought a smile across the maid's pretty face.

She was alive. It was undiscussable like the fact that sand in her lands was yellow. However, even God wouldn't be able to say why Darth Vader let her live. Also it was a mystery where the girl really was and why she was travelling downwards....

The tugs pulling her further and further into obscurity were accompanied by wet, short sounds which were surprisingly similar to... swallowing. It appeared like an unknown large creature devoured her whole, although such idea seemed too crazy to be the truth. Nevertheless, there were no other options. Y/N's mind was still drowsy which prevented the Jedi from panicking. Moreover - if the hypothesis was right, then she could do nothing; the tense grip of the fleshy tube and its slick surface didn't give her any chance to struggle successfully.

However, the fall didn't last long: quite soon Y/N was pushed into a bigger room which was still dark but much cozier. Some kind of liquid splashed underneath the girl as she arrived, though it didn't bother her much due to her clothes and hair had already been soaked with viscous slime in and out. The walls churned gently against her skin, massaging her stiffed muscles; faint gurgling and rhythmic "thump-thump" sound vibrating all around proved that the girl had sent her thoughts in a right direction.

Y/N pawed her waist but... predictably, she found nothing. The saber was gone, lost... it ment that if the whoever had eaten her didn't let the Jedi out by themselves, she wouldn't be released at all. A new wave of fear fulfilled her soul; she clearly imagined the process of slow, racking digestion preparing endless hours of agony for her to experience. The little Jedi curled into a ball, trembling; that's not what she thought her meaning for the world would be.

- Are you awake, Jedi? Good. I missed your company.

The words resonated in every cell of her velvet cage. Her eyes widened as the girl recognised the speaker.

- Can't be... How... - She mumbled sheepishly in confusion, looking around the stomach with so puzzled face expression as if she didn't do that a minute ago.

- Shrinking shouldn't have done you any damage.

Her heart skipped a beat.

- Are you... Still scared?

Of course, he read her emotions as if she was just an open book... No one could resist Darth Vader's force for long. It was pointless to hide or play with him. So, Y/N didn't: she laid back on the bouncy floor, letting its receptors explore her body, and lowered her eyelids.

- I am.

She thought he would laugh at her honesty, but it seemed that day Vader was up to break all her expectations: the man stayed mute. His quiet pulse and breath - here it sounded a little bit different than from the outside: it seemed as if Vader had to lift a rock with every inhale he did - were calm and somehow reassuring.

- Can I ask you something, your majesty?

Vader only hummed in response, giving her a permission to go on, though he knew the question long ago.

- Why?

She couldn't see it, but Anakin smiled. His helmet was still off; his eyes sored, burning like they were immersed in acid, and lungs scarcely contracted; however, his small internal guest's naive tone extremely amused him. He wasn't surprised his son adored this little maid.

- You haven't been involved in anything that would mean danger to me personally; and you're a too feeble to influence the situation in general. There is no worthy reason I should seek for your death.

- But...

- Just relax. I'm not going to harm you. What's done... It's done for your own good.

The adrenaline began to wear off. Y/N, slightly shivering as her nerves was settling down, instinctively snuggled more into the pillowy wrinkles of the organ which caused some mild-mannered growls. Tears of relief formed in the corners of her eyes. She couldn't believe Darth Vader talked to her like that; from what she knew about the dark commander, such kindness was basically impossible in his case...

Meanwhile, she felt as one of the walls leaned to her side, the muscles rubbing gently against her skin.

- There we go... It's OK. Of course, you were scared. But it's OK. Now, there is no threat to you...

His hand was pressed against the spot where the Sith could sense her presence. He had to put the mask on its place - Anakin couldn't longer endure the choking feeling growing in his chest with every new breath he took - and, after setting up some filters, watched as grey twilights were giving birth to the beautiful, lucid dawn. He heard his tiny prisoner's crying, but the comfort he provided her with seemed to work; after some time, the Jedi calmed down. Continuing to stroke his middle with the force - unfortunately, pleasures of non-verbal contact was lost for him decades ago - and making sure the girl felt it, he said:

- To be fair, I'm impressed. You held on much longer than I supposed you would... Luke did teach you something, after all...

Y/N being lulled by the lights touch and the man's mesmerising voice was almost asleep when these commentaries reached her ears. In order to that, she thought little while responding. Yawning, she mumbled, gently kneading alive "matras" beneath:

- With all do respect... I... I won't betray Jedies...

This was the last sentence coming out of her mouth before she started snoring peacefully, being completely drawn out of energy.

Vader chuckled.

"I would never doubt it, my brave little foe".

............

Luke Skywalker was in his quarters when he was reported that his father had just returned from a mission. The boy patiently waited before the soldier would come out and then - fell on his bed, hiding the face in cushions. Such moments were the worst part of his staying with Siths because he knew what kind of "missions" his father participated in. Gallons of his comrades' blood smeared Vader's hands. If all the people Vader killed would turn into ghosts, the ship would get crowded with them like a market square.

However, he had to greet Anakin in the main hall - that ritual was mandatory.

So, the boy obliged himself to stand up.

He was preparing himself for the meeting when, suddenly, he heard a quiet, but firm knock. The force was too difficult to recognise.

- Come in...

Not a man - a shadow slipped in the room and freezed in the centre. Despite strange look of the visitor, Luke seemed to cheered up by their arrival.

- My dear friend... - He gave the shadow a good pat.

But they had to be cautious. The Jedi walked to the gap his pal went through - and peeped outside, making sure no one had been following the intruder. Then he locked the door.

One of the few things Luke was grateful to his father for was lack of video-cameras in the boy's part of the space ship. Although, the were regular spies watching every his step, but even the most skilled spy can be deceived... And so, Luke had this unspoken opportunity. Undeniably, all the responsibility was on him only; nevertheless, he was ready to take the risk.

In order to that, he was always aware of what his allies were up to.

The shadow man respectfully bowed to the Jedi and leaned to the latter's ear, whispering inaudibly. Luke's face went sober.

- Are you sure?

The guest confirmed.

- Crap... - Skywalker Jr. slammed his palm with a fist. His lips turned white. - ... Did anyone...?

After receiving a negative gesture, the Jedi's pale sheeks got poured with blush.

- Blessing to the Gods...

Luke's face got even happier as he caught the last phrase said by his signalman.

- Oh, my dear... You have no idea what great news you have brought today!.. The lose of the planet is undoubtedly critical - I'm mourning with all our brothers and sisters about the lives which costed to protect it for so long... But... But she, my beloved pupil is found!.. Thank you very much for your assistance - I promise, I won't ever forget how hard you have always served us...

The shadow bowed again, that time a little lower. Then a long, thin, bare-boned arm appeared from under the folds of the cloak and pointed on the boy's wrist where the watches could be seen. Luke swatted his forehead in frustration.

- Damn... I'm almost late! Sorry, my friend - I definitely have do go before my every day nightmare suspected anything... You can't stay as well - let me uncover the way... Come on, come on...

The youth rushed to one of the walls and opened a tiny shield concealing some secret buttons only he and his father knew about. The sensors was set up to react solely to Luke's touch - one more reason for the boy to continue normal relationships with his dad - that way, no one could activate the mechanism unless a person had a piece of Skywalker's hand. The Jedi harshly dialed the password and one of the walls parted on two, revealing a narrow corridor illuminated with red lamps on the seiling.

- Get in! Fast!..

The shadow didn't make Luke ask twice - the visitor sank in with no extra hesitation, getting lost in a trice, consumed by the surroundings. Luke didn't have time to guide him; overall, his friend knew where that way led and what to do once they were out. Being sure the guest would leave the ship without a single trouble, the boy finished his outfit and went out, heading for the main dec.

Darth Vader had been already waiting for him there.

- Good day, father. Well? How did it go? Can I congratulate you with a new victory? - He shouted with a smile which was half sincere... But only for a half.

- You can. - The Lord's tone sounded kinda apathetic as if he was speaking about nothing important. - Many thanks, Luke. Did anything happen while I was away?

- Not really... - The boy said, scratching his head. - Well, two soldiers tried to destroy each other for some reason. I haven't digged in this much. Both are in jail now...

Luke could swear Anakin rolled his eyes behind the mask.

- I see. Tell the tribunal officer I'll deal with them later... There is still work to do...

- Sure thing.

The task was complete; the youth granted his father a sweet grin (a little too sweet to be honest). The dark commander was about to go, but something made him to change his mind.

- But first of all... Go after me.

A storm was coming. Skywalker Jr. subconsciously got into the battle mode. The duo crossed the hall and took a direction to the Luke's apartments. While on the way, the boy was preying to all the saints he knew.

"How could father be possibly aware? Counting on my watches, the envoy should have been already departed. I really hope he hasn't been captured... Though, my private passage doesn't connect to any of the official ones... The landing pod also belongs just to me...

What do I miss?.."

By the time he ended up his inner monologue, he and Anakin had reached their destination. Once at the place, Vader continued.

- I think I have something to hand over...

Feeling coolness expanding in his chest, the youth watched louringly as his father put a hand in a pocket and then pulled it out, having something squeezed inside.

- They wanted me to give it right in your hands...

Luke's world fell apart like a glass ball when he took a small golden medallion representing an artistically forged figure of a dolphin. He slowly blinked in shock; his feet were weak as if they were made of cotton wool. All the good mood he had was literally smashed my the view of his little student's only jewellery - the one they decided to use for communication. If Vader had it, then...

But the ambassador said...

Or did his friend mistaken...

Only now, Luke heard footsteps tailing off; Vader being nowhere around.

- WAIT! - Luke yelled, flying out of the room. He noticed the flash of a coal-colour cloak floating just before him and started a chase. - Wait, hey you!!!..

Anakin turned back. He confidently, softly looked at his pissed off child who was ready to chop his wires into spaghetti.

The weight in his belly shifted - the girl must be turning around. Bad dreams...

- Be proud, son. She is a true Jedi.

#soft vore #safe vore #star wars vore #Darth Vader vore #hurt/comfort #angst #Luke is very mean to his father

[multifanderwrites]

| Previous Scene- Ruminations |

[I can’t fucking believe how long this took me to get to a place that I actually felt satisfied with, and made sense, and didn’t have so many OOC moments. Not sorry in advance for all the references to stuff that isn’t Star Wars. And you’re welcome to those who came from the fandoms that have been referenced here. But also sorry for the cringe and insane confusion]

{Palpatine’s Office}

(Enter four Jedi. Amongst them is Mace Windu, who leads them through the hallway towards the Sith Lord, who turns to face him) “Master Windu. I take it General Grevious has been destroyed then.” (As the four Jedi get in position) “I must say you’re here sooner than expected.”

(Master Windu takes his lightsaber out, prompting the other three Jedi to do the same) “In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic…” (Igniting the blades) “… you are under arrest, Chancellor.”

*anger* “Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?”

“The senate will decide your fate.”

[a meme. Once again, we have another meme] “I am the senate.”

“Not yet.”

(Palpatine stands… and uses the Force to pull out his lightsaber) “It’s treason, then.”

(He ignites his red blade… and does a fucking corkscrew spin through the air before slaughtering Agen Kolar. Then Saesee Tiin. For only a brief moment, Kitt Fisto is still alive… before he too is killed by a red blade. The fight is now between Windu and the Sith Lord. They duke it out through the hallway, having a brief moment where they struggle. It’s during this period that the Everdeen-Skywalker Extension arrives. As they run inside the building, Windu and Palpatine continue their duel. Even though Palpatine is far older, Windu is far more experienced with a lightsaber and knows several different ways to combat the attacks. They reach the window, which ends up breaking. They pay no attention to the wind, continuing to duel. And Windu gets the upper hand when he kicks his opponent in the face, causing Palpatine to drop his lightsaber. Palpatine acts cowardly, but Windu sees right through his ruse. Katniss and Anakin arrive just in time to see Windu pointing his lightsaber at the chancellor’s face) “You are under arrest, my lord.”

(Katniss can see through the ruse too) “Ani-“

(Anakin shakes his head, doesn’t want her to see him like this. Palpatine is ready to manipulate the situation) “Anakin… I told you it would come to this.”

(Katniss shakes her head) “Anakin-“

“I was right. The Jedi are taking over!”

(Katniss sees her brother grabbing his lightsaber, goes to stop him… but she suddenly keels over in agony. Like before, Katniss feels her brain being poked and prodded. But this time, the pain is much worse) “Ugh!”

(Windu doesn’t care for this drama) “The oppression of the Sith will never return. You have lost.”

(On Katniss, still hellbent on ensuring that her brother is safe from the evil in front of them) *Palpatine OC* “No. No! No! YOU WILL DIE!”

(Lightning shoots from Palpatine’s fingers, causing everyone to shield their eyes. Windu uses his lightsaber to deflect the lightning. Katniss forces herself to stand, still absolutely desperate to keep Anakin safe. The pain in her head is lingering) “Anakin.”

(He helps her stay upright) “I got you.”

“HE’S A TRAITOR!”

“HE IS THE TRAITOR!!!!!”

(Palpatine glances over at the extensions, knowing how risky it would be to separate them from each other) “I have the power to save the ones you love! You must choose!”

“Don’t listen to him, Anakin!”

“Your sister’s life doesn’t need to end! You volunteered to save her life! I can show you how to save her from her fate!”

(Katniss shakes her head) “No.”

“Your mind may change one day, my dear!”

“NO!”

“Anakin! Don’t let him kill me! Don’t let him kill me!”

(Katniss sees the lightsaber in Anakin’s hand, tries to grab it… but she is suddenly met with that awful pain in her head) *suffering* “AH!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”

(Anakin’s eyes fill with tears, frightened by the prospect of losing his sister without even trying to save her) [it’s like poetry. It rhymes… but you’ll understand later] “Katniss?”

(Palpatine forms another idea in his mind. But he focuses on this moment) “Please! Don’t let him kill me!” (Apologies. I forgot to mention that Palpatine’s face is now scarred and deformed by his own Force lightning) “I can’t hold it any longer.” [🙄] *💀?* “I- I can’t- I- I am… weak.”

(Katniss fights through the pain in her head, looking at the man whose face is no longer recognizable. But she does recognize what’s happening here: a game) *President Coriolanus Snow Archive Audio, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part One* “Miss Everdeen…” (Katniss knows for certain that she’s not projecting anything on this situation, but she doesn’t know why this memory is coming up right now. She didn’t even want it to come right now… but how could it possibly happen without her- That pain returns, stronger this time) “… you couldn’t run from this…” (She grits her teeth, gripping her head) “… any more than you could have run from the Games.”

(Anakin is torn between three sides: Master Windu, Palpatine, and Katniss. His protective instincts are stronger than ever- practically shrieking at him to get his sister out of this place and run away from here- but he’s increasingly concerned about the fact that the Jedi have been keeping secrets from him. And the man who has been a very important part of his life is about to die… with the secrets that could help save Padmè) *Palpatine OC* “I’m too weak. Anakin.” (The old man finally gives up, putting his hands down. The lightning disappears) “Help me.” (As he slumps) “Help me!”

(Katniss is running out of options, finding herself getting increasingly weak from the pain in her head. That… and her nose has started bleeding- No. That’s not blood, right? No. That is blood. It’s not a fatal amount, but it’s certainly a cause for concern) [absolutely not foreshadowing for Eleven or any of the other characters from Stranger Things. This is something else. We’ll get there] *🤕🤒* “Anakin… please.”

[sir, read the room. Read the fucking room] “I- I- I can’t… hold on any longer.”

(Anakin looks between the chancellor and his sister. He sees the blood coming from her nose, feeling the fear and confusion coming from her) [listen… I let the intrusive thoughts win here. I’m sorry. Please don’t get the wrong idea] *Erica, help* “Katniss, just hold on.”

(Master Windu is certainly wanting to get this whole thing over with, but it’s very clear that Katniss’s well being is at risk. Alas, the priority is the very dangerous man in front of his purple lightsaber) “I am going to end this, once and for all!”

*Anakin OC* “You can’t.” (On Katniss, feeling her body move on its own accord… but she doesn’t like where it’s going) “He must stand trial.”

*unknown feminine VO, in Katniss’s mind* “Watch… for the sake of reality.”

(Katniss’s back is now against the wall of the office, and she’s unable to get her body to listen to her own brain. So she’s forced to use her voice… the only thing she still has control of) *as much strength as she can muster* “Anakin.”

(Master Windu senses the intense pain and fear in her mind… and it’s not the same fear coming from Anakin, who says only two words…) “Trust me.”

“He has control of the senate and the courts! He’s too dangerous to be left alive.”

[lies. Lies everywhere] “I’m too weak. Ooh… don’t kill me. Please.”

[did I mention… the impact that can happen to the environment in which our characters visit/ reside in? I feel like I did] “Then we’ll have to put him on trial in a different court! One where he doesn’t have any control!” (On Windu, listening to this but still keeping watch of the Sith on the window sill) *Anakin OC* “We can take the chancellor to District Thirteen, in Panem! The people there will have no choice but to be impartial because they have no idea-“

(Katniss stops Anakin from making any more impulsive decisions, wanting to protect him from being punished by… well, it really doesn’t matter) “No! Anakin, that’s not going to work!”

“You negotiate with Coin, like you did for Peeta!”

“She won’t listen! She’ll just kill him anyway!”

[yes. I did this. But not to be funny] *these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane* “Enough is enough! I have had it with this discussion! I have had it with your interference in the ways of our world, Miss Everdeen! You come from an entirely different world than ours! I have been too lenient with you and your family, and this is clear to see! Anakin has been too attached to you, and it’s time for it to end!”

*weak Sith noises, question mark* “Anakin… remember… who the real enemy is.”

“Master Windu, it’s not the Jedi way!”

(Katniss groans, finally getting the strength to fight back against this unknown force that took over her body) “Anakin, we have to go now!”

(Windu really has had enough) “Stay out of this, Katniss!”

(Anakin has already made his choice) “He must live!”

(Katniss is halfway to her brother’s side when she feels her brain getting poked again) *unknown feminine VO, in Katniss’s mind* “This is what must happen. You can’t interfere now. I am sorry… but after this moment, your brother will no longer require you as his backer.”

(Windu is ready to put an end to the enemy. Said enemy cowers) “Please don’t.”

(Katniss grabs onto Anakin’s arm, but he pulls back) “I need him!”

“Anakin, don’t do this!”

(The purple lightsaber is raised, ready to slice Palpatine) “Please don’t!”

(One final time, Katniss tries to take Anakin away from this… but the whole scene suddenly starts to slow down. All… except Katniss. The pain in her head is now even worse than before, and the fabric of reality is beginning to break. Katniss suddenly realizes what she’s really been doing… and it makes her feel even worse than she ever did before. She decides to give up on trying to help her brother stay on the right path, which instantly causes the scene to return to normal. Anakin sees that Katniss is no longer by his side… which gives him the freedom to activate his lightsaber and make the most important but detrimental decision in his life) “No!!!”

(Just before Windu can slay the evil monster with his weapon, his hand is sliced off by Anakin Skywalker! It causes him to scream in agony. Katniss watches as Palpatine goes from weak… to insanely strong in seconds. The lightning shoots from his fingertips, aimed at the now defenseless Jedi who tried to kill him) *Ian McDiarmid, winner of both Olivier Award for Best Actor and Tony Award for Best Featured Actor in a Play, intensifies* “POWER!!!!!!!!” [interesting fact you might not have known: Ian McDiarmid was in the Shakespeare Company. So… no fucking wonder he murdered this role. You’re welcome] (Anakin and Katniss both watch this incredible display of the Dark Side of the Force, all the while feeling the sense of regret for their own actions that led to this moment. Darth Sidious, however, is indeed grateful for their decisions. He thrives upon the euphoria of being free to show his true colors. His evil, unapologetic, wretched, unforgiving self. His eyes are yellow, and his skin- still so distorted from his own Force lightning- only adds to his incredibly horrific appearance. It’s sure to give Katniss a new nightmare to dread having in the nights to come. Anakin glances over at his sister as he deactivates his lightsaber, then turns back to look at the vile scene before him: Master Windu is looking increasingly like a corpse as the Force lightning strikes him with a vengeance) “UNLIMITED POWER!”

(And with that- and this is not a pun- Jedi Master Mace Windu goes out the window, falling to his death [in the script, the office is twenty stories above the ground. It’s safe to say that this is definitely a canon death]. Satisfied with this, Sidious sighs and stops shooting lightning. Katniss is horrified, the blood from her nose is dried now. The pain in her head is gone, but she feels a pain even worse now. And this time, it’s not in her head: it’s a wonder I haven’t turned to the Dark Side. Meanwhile, Anakin is absolutely horrified by the things that happened just before now) *hayden Christensen intensifies* “What have I done?”

(As Sidious stands and walks to the Jedi traitor, he sees that the Mockingjay is still here. He doesn’t mind, of course. In fact… he prefers that she stays in the room. Anakin lets his lightsaber clatter to the floor, slumping in the chair behind him. Darth Sidious stands before the twenty three year old man, and his words make Katniss’s heart break even further) “You’re fulfilling your destiny, Anakin.” [ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary friends, introducing the conductor of the toxic gossip train. A groomer, a loser, and Satan] “Become my apprentice. Learn to use the Dark Side of the Force.”

(Anakin Skywalker’s heart pounds, feeling the shame washing over him: I’m sorry, mom) [listen… I’m sure this is not what he had in mind when he made that “I won’t fail again” eulogy. It’s not a head canon… it’s a fucking fact. That being said… Snow is an evil piece of shit] “I will do whatever you…” (Is that vomit coming up? No. No, he’s just out of breath, that’s all) “… ask.”

(Sidious grins) *ew, what the fuck is this tone??! ew!* “Good.”

“Just help me save Padmè’s life.” (On Katniss, feeling her head getting poked yet again… even though she has no intention of trying to stop this moment) *Anakin OC* “I can’t live without her.”

(Katniss grits her teeth, clutching her head as she feels her brain being messed with by some unknown force) *unknown feminine VO, in Katniss’s mind* “The damage here is incredibly bad. I’m so sorry, my child.”

(Sidious’s breath is raspy, almost demonic) [

listen: I needed to reference my silly angel demon hunter romance show, okay? Also, I should mention that Destiel gets a reciprocal love confession. You’re welcome. Also, the gays aren’t buried forever. Again, you are welcome] “To cheat death is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together…” (On Anakin, getting on his knees with an expression that really shouldn’t give me itty bitty butterflies in my tummy and sunshine in my heart… and makes me feel other things-) *Sidious OC* “… I know we can discover the secret.”

*sir… stop making me a thirsty bitch* “I pledge myself… to your teachings.” [I swear to god, I’m trying my hardest not to be so fucking thirsty… BUT THIS MAN!!!! 🥵😭]

(On Katniss, her nose bleeding again, but from a different nostril now) *Sidious OC* “Good.” (On Anakin, deep shame and guilt on his face. He looks away from the yellow eyes of his new master) “Good.” (Sidious is proud to say…) *incredibly demonic* “The Force is strong with you.” (On Anakin, completely submitting himself to the Dark Side) [seriously, look at him. He looks submissive as fuck! WHAT WAS THE REASON??!!!!!!!!]

*Sidious OC* “A powerful Sith you will become.” (On Katniss, trying really hard to ignore the pain in her head. She is desperate to save her literary brother) “Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth… Vader.”

[dum dum dum dum da dum dum da dum] “Thank you… my master.”

(Katniss sobs silently as the realization hits like a brick wall: she failed to keep her brother safe from turning into something that he wasn’t… just like Peeta. Sidious thrives on her pain, and he is looking forward to using her to his advantage) “Rise.” (Darth Vader, fallen Jedi Knight, stands. He looks over his shoulder, checking in on his sister. He notes the new blood coming from her nose, feels concerned immediately) *Sidious OC* “Because the Council did not trust you, my young apprentice, I believe you are the only Jedi with no knowledge of this plot.” (Sidious is now at his desk, now wearing a red robe) “When the Jedi learn what has transpired here, they will kill us… along with all the senators.”

[Shakespeare in the park. Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?] (The Sith Lord puts his hood up as Vader speaks for the first time since his dark baptism) “I agree. The Council’s next move will be against the senate.”

“Every single Jedi, including your friend Obi-Wan Kenobi, is now an enemy of the Republic.”

(Katniss’s face is pale, her eyes are barely able to stay open from all the blood coming down her nose. Vader can feel her strength wavering) “I understand, Master.”

[dude. Fuck you. All my homies hate you] “We must move quickly. The Jedi are relentless. If they are not all destroyed, it will be civil war without end.” (Vader feels the weight of this decision on his shoulders, but he listens carefully to his master) “First… I want you to go to the Jedi Temple. We will catch them off balance.” [the fucking irony here… BECAUSE YOURE TALKING TO THE CHOSEN ONE, WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE!!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, IT MAKES ME SICK!] (As his apprentice walks to him) “Do what must be done, Lord Vader. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. Only then will you be strong enough with the Dark Side to save Padmè.”

(Vader’s heart is pounding with worry over his sister, who is now barely clinging to consciousness) “What about the other Jedi spread across the galaxy?” [like Ahsoka Tano, for example? Does she get to live? SHE DID NOTHING!]

“Their betrayal will be dealt with.” (Sits) “After you have killed all the Jedi in the Temple…” [minus two younglings. 🤫🤭😏 Was an accident but whatever] “… go to the Mustafar system. Wipe out Viceroy Gunray and the other Separatist leaders. Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy! And… we shall have… peace.”

[oh, no, no no no. We’re not yet transitioning to the very triggering scene which I think it would be wise to skip if that bothers you. We need to address the little bird in the room] “Master… my extension is dying.”

(Oh. This would definitely ruin his plan for universal domination) “Yes. I would hate for her life to end here. Her family… and her friends… are too important. We cannot cut them down. The world nearly tore apart around us. That is why they are here, to protect us from that.” [to quote Mark Fishbach: You shut the fuck up (x4)! I hope you die in a fire! Shut the fuck up!]

“I don’t want to lose my sister-“

“And you won’t. Before you leave for Mustafar, confront her father. I have a feeling that he is behind her pain.”

“What do we do about the Doctor?”

“Nothing.” [wise choice, my evil guy] “I suspect he is merely a puppet in Peter Pan’s game… as are the rest of Team Mix-In.” [you motherfucking asshole. How dare you]

(Vader’s eyes fill with tears as he walks to Katniss’s weakened body, gently lifting her from the floor and holding her in his arms. He then turns to his master) “I will not fail you, Master.”

(Darth Sidious smiles, nods. He has no doubt about that) [🤡]

| Next Scene- The Execution of Order Sixty Six |

#fanfiction #the mixiverse #anakin skywalker #darth vader #hayden christensen #katniss everdeen #sheev palpatine #darth sidious #revenge of the sith #star wars fanfiction #Star Wars x the hunger games crossover #star wars prequels #the Everdeen-Skywalker extension #literary siblings #direct extensions #mace windu #major character death

[lesbianrobin]

do you have any star wars opinion u would like to share omg i love hearing ur stranger things opinions and you are so right about them i think it’d be fun to hear your star wars ones. even if you’re not really into star wars like it’d still be funny i think.

+ also my sister has a heart-shaped mini waffle maker and it’s so cute😭🫶🏻 we used to have a waffle maker that got a full clover like 4 hearts that we would separate when we were little. fun tangent to get into but my mom has a Thing for bakery apparel she literally bought so many waffle makers over the course of her life. like i’m saying this for the years i can remember we’ve got at least 6 “new” ones.

(also last thing i promise just wanted to let you know on your ask box title is too long on mobile you can only see the beginning and end with suspension dots in the middle. like you can guess what it says but yeah😭)

ok first of all im so sorry for taking so long but anyway HI i fixed my ask box title thank you for letting me know <3 and omg i have so many star wars opinions idk where to start so i'll just drop some random ones. SPOILERS FOR LIKE THE WHOLE STAR WARS FRANCHISE HERE WARNING.

basically every modern use of luke skywalker in star wars is ooc as fuck. like the luke of the original trilogy just straight up is not the same guy as the luke of the sequel trilogy or the mandalorian. he got bodysnatched at some point.

the prequels are bad like genuinely all three of them are so bad not only as star wars movies but as films in general. if you still enjoy them like sure have fun yknow i liked parts of them but when people try to argue that they're Good Actually that is insane.

rogue one is the best star wars movie outside of the original trilogy. like no contest. it doesn't try to rely on nostalgia or cgi or obvious parallels to the og trilogy, it just tells a story!! this is gonna sound silly but it's good because it's like. an actual movie. the characters of rogue one (ignoring andor which occurred after the fact for reasons that i cannot explain) are generally confined to rogue one and die at the end, meaning that the film was forced to tell a complete story and get the audience emotionally invested enough for the film's ending to feel significant and powerful. which is what a new hope did. because it had to be a good movie in order for there to be more movies in order to make star wars a thing. yknow. anyway.

the force awakens is actually pretty solid as the intended foundation for a new trilogy with new lovable characters and an inspirational story etc but after that kylo ren's whole existence just derailed the sequels as a whole and luke's characterization was so painful i just couldn't stand it. finn should have been the lead of the new trilogy with rey and poe as his leia and han but well. it was probably racism. like i'm not involved personally idk exactly what went down but i think people were just racist.

poe suddenly gaining a shady backstory that runs counter to the everything about him in the force awakens? also probably racist.

also everyone that wants to fuck kylo ren is going to hell no exceptions. sorry to my ex roommate carrie i love her but she's going down. also everyone who ships reylo or reads those tiktok books that are just reylo fic with the names changed? they're going to superhell.

the mandalorian is incredibly competent and entertaining as a show like separate from star wars as a franchise and i think the show is at its best when its engagement with existing characters like luke and ahsoka is extremely limited. not everything has to be about the skywalkers. like star wars is about a whole Galaxy and yet sometimes it feels like it's about a single fucking neighborhood the way the same bitches keep popping up everywhere across all media.

on that note i adore star wars jedi: fallen order and i think one of its greatest strengths is its use of original characters and avoidance of existing ones. like i may be wrong but i'm pretty sure the only character in fallen order that we knew Before fallen order was darth vader and i think that works really well! you go the whole game encountering new villains and allies and planets and stories and then suddenly it's like Oh Holy Shit That's Darth Fucking Vader. it's scary!! it's shocking!!! it's exciting and satisfying!!!! i just love that game so much sorry. cal kestis is my baby and i'm amped about jedi: survivor but i'm also so scared they will ruin him somehow. everybody please pray for my boy.

i'm gonna stop now but i think a lot of my opinions just kinda boil down to like. star wars should not be the mcu. i'm not against spinoffs entirely, i Adore the mandalorian and jedi: fallen order even more than i like the original trilogy, but things really don't need to overlap so much! using cgi carrie fisher for a single scene in rogue one made sense. using cgi luke skywalker for multiple episodes in the mandalorian is just dumb. the way they literally resolved the main plotline of the mandalorian in the boba fett show is ridiculous. star wars is fun and exciting and inspiring and disney sucks and i just hope that the mcu model becomes financially detrimental to them somehow and they pull it back soon.

#asks #em talks #star wars

[galactic-senator-amidala]

hello! mun speaking :D

before we get started, there’s some things that are going to be pointed out here (plz read they are very important):

if you’d like to ask padme or the mun anything, use my ask box! it is open for those specific reasons! just make sure to clarify if you are asking padme or mun

if youd like to rp but dont know if ill say yes, just dm me! they are open for those reasons lol

im pretty much cool with everything as long as it doesnt involve any nsfw stuff (gore & stuff is fine, im referring to smut)

my time schedule is wack so there will be days where i am radio silent. please dont think i am ignoring you, im probs just so busy i dropped dead (id recommend priv msging me to be safe)

my main blog is @flowered-bicycles so if youd like to see how i am like out of rp, go there lol

mun goes by soka but will usually be referred to as “amidala’s (or padme’s) mun. mun also uses she/her

as hard as i will try to be like padme’s canon self, i might end up throwing a bit of myself in the rp as well. if something seems ooc, please let me know but dont be harsh about it

parentheses or // are used when mun is speaking

roleplay is either used in 3rd person or 1st person. if you have a preference you’d like me to use, dont be shy and let me know

extra and disclaimer! - this is strictly an rp blog (yes i may act and speak and react like padme, but i am no way actually her. i am in no way affiliated with star wars! (unless you count being a fan as affiliated) so this is completely fanmade! feel free (much encouraged) to like, reblog, or send/asks and make comments! the ask box has anon on as well, so if you are too shy to use your user, anon is on just for you! if you wish, giving an emoji for me to recognize you by would be greatly appreciated! you can leave comments and ill try to reply to them. i dont think my submissions are open, but if youd like to submit something then ill open them!

BLOG RULES

you may use “potty mouth” when rping in character, but please keep it pretty strictly to star wars cursing (kriff, kark, etc)

padme is straight and will be canonically shipped with anakin (cuz they are married, duhh) but if you wish to do a “non-canonical”/au where padme is shipped with your character (or is not straight), please dm me and we will work it out

keep this a SFW blog! (which means no smut!! violence / gore are accepted tho so be warned)

keep the asks respectful please

uncomfortable topics will be blatantly ignored

dont godmod.

have fun!

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PROMPT LIST! (and quotes)

here is a list of prompts that will help structure an rp (if you want to make a structured rp) or help get the rp flowing/started:

extra!: prompts and quotes can be requested together! for ex. : “can i request prompt a. with quote 6?” (or vice versa)

quotes:

1. “why did you do it? tell me”

2. “you know im always here for you, right?”

3. “let me take care of you”

4. “i thought id never see you again…”

5. “we need to get you to a hospital!”

6. “blood? why are you bleeding!?”

7. “sleep at my place tonight”

8. “you know you are my one and only”

9. “im in love with you, idiot (or di’kut)

10. “sh, stop fussing. let me braid your hair”

11. “if you steal the blankets, im going to put my cold feet on you.”

prompts:

a. it’s a mission and we got separated from the group. we are on an unknown planet and dont have any signal to comm the rest of the group. we have to try to make our way back to the ship with only each other and the things we have with us.

b. no one knows when it started, but suddenly people have started receiving red ribbons tied to their pinky and the red trails off to their soulmate. not everyone has a soulmate but we are some of the lucky few who have one. follow the roleplay as we go on a journey to follow the trail and meet eachother, and then live life together as soulmates.

c. a diplomatic mission gone wrong when a terrible virus breaks out in the planet. with the ship pulled to pieces and we are stranded on the planet, how will we survive and rebuild the ship to get off world and warn the other planets?

d. it’s a diplomatic mission to bring a planet to the side of the republic, but something goes wrong. dooku has brought his army to stop the planet from joining the republic and we get caught in the crossfire! negotiations are made and dooku has proposed a challenge for us to complete. if successfully completed, the planet may host a republic base. if lost, the planet goes to the separatists.

!! accepting additional quotes / prompts !!

#padme amidala #mun post #pin post #mun speaks #star wars #tumblr rp #star wars rp #rp blog

[starboundanon]

Fuck you fuck you fuck you (affectionate)

How dare you write How To Domesticate so well T_T Like in others' hands it may just be all ooc stuff but justified b/c of Luke's gender but you still keep Luke true to himself, he's just...in some Circumstances. It's so wonderful to see Luke more in his right mind in the recent chapter, scheming and being defiant and all (and it'll be nice to see him back with his father and Din as well...). And you're a good writer flat-out, too, I'm always excited when I see you update

Can't wait to see how Luke having Grogu changes things! I'm sure Din will be enamored in short order, especially if/when he sees Luke happy with Grogu ("My riddur,,,with an adopted foundling,,," *the most Mandalorian of tears* *scoops them both up in his armored arms*), and while Vader may take a bit longer to warm up ("Someone /else/ trying to steal my son's affections, ugh." *smashes many things with the Force*) he'll see Luke happy too and accept it.

Thanks for writing! Brb gonna be in pain and on the edge of my seat until next Sunday

♥️ What a joy it was waking up to this lovely ask, anon. I’m very glad you liked the chapter; in-character Luke and creepy Gideon were both a lot of fun to write, so I’m relieved it was enjoyable to read.

I teased quite a few months ago that Gideon would be wholly unprepared for the chaotic hellstorm that is Luke Skywalker, and I’m stoked to reveal all the wonderful ways this “helpless Omega” fucks shit up. Grogu helps quite a bit, but I think it’s going to be cathartic to watch Luke cause wanton mayhem after 60,000 words of being under total Alphan control, lol. It’s going to be an Adventure and if I’m honest, I’m probably looking forward to Sunday as much as you are.

Thank you for this lovely comment, you brightened my whole day. 💋

#herbie asks

[missshezz]

Ah just gotta love people trying to say how Vader in Kenobi is anything like the Darth Vader the rest of us know (and loved).

See, we already knew Anakin Skywalker committed every atrocity of his own volition. Every Jedi murdered, every youngling, every officer or person who got in the way?

He willfully killed.

Because we were given this information in Revenge of the Sith:

…

…

The dragon was HIM.

And Anakin embraced that until LUKE, his and Padme’s son (despite Dickney and Shitoni setting up a new trilogy where Ashoka or Leia will magically save Anakin because Force is female, yo) brought him out of the darkness and back into the light (with love, the entire point of the story but hey, looooogic).

No, we didn’t need Reva shoehorned into this and no her story isn’t compelling at all.

She should be dead (twice over!).

Period.

Her surviving makes Vader inept.

It’s completely OOC of him.

But please, keep saying how Kenobi’s version is totes Darth Mutha Kriffin Vader 🤣

Edit to tack on that those who wanna use “oh, her anger kept her alive!” should consider how if she was that rage filled at ten?

She wouldn’t have been trained as a Jedi. She’d be considered too dangerous and shuttled off to the AgriCorps 🙃

#darth vader #scorp!talk #meta #star wars revenge of the sith #keep showing how little y’all #actually know and understand the characters #kenobi #kenobi series

[darth-schism]

A quick timeline of Luke Skywalker's character (according to fans):

- ANH: "Oh wow! The perfect self insert! I'm like Luke Skywalker! He's so cool!"

- TESB: "Damn this guy is whiney! If I got my hand chopped off by my own dad, I'd toughen up and fight back!"

- ROTJ: (contrary to the point this post is trying to make, no long lasting complaints here. Although it could be said Luke is more self-insert-y again in this film)

- Mando S2: "He's too stoic around all these strangers with guns! He didn't butter up Din to make separating Grogu from him easier. So cold, not my Luke Skywalker!"

- TBOBF: "He didn't let Grogu be both a peace keeping monk AND a blaster slinging mercenary? He warned him that he would have to make an actual choice between two drastically different paths?? In accordance with the traditional Jedi way!? HOW DARE HE!"

- TFA: "He didn't immediately start talking to Rey and telling her he was her father? Seems a bit ooc tbh."

- TLJ: "Luke isn't acting in the traditional Jedi way in this movie. A real let down. He wouldn't be depressed and hide after he failed his nephew, said nephew slaughtered all his students, and he became a target for genocide. No way."

- TROS: "Luke didn't give a dissertation as to why everything in TLJ was all a big ruse to secretly defeat the First Oder. Weak.

#star wars #luke skywalker #tbobf #tfa #anh #tesb #esb #rotj #tlj #tros #the mandalorian season 2 #grogu

[roleplay-today]

★ hello! (18-20NB) i am looking for someone who is willing to roleplay as anakin skywalker (star wars) for my oc! since i am 18+, I prefer my partners being 18+ :)

i'm also completely fine with double ups! but do keep in mind that i have not read/watched every single star wars show/comic. i have watched all of the movies, and i am currently watching the show, the mandalorian.

to keep things neat for me, I prefer you guys filling out the doc i made. if you do not want to fill out the form, then that's fine, you can just like this post and i will reach out to you here on tumblr.

the only apps i roleplay on are only discord and tumblr. but just so you guys know, i'm more active on discord.

what i find fun about roleplaying with others and chatting ooc is drawing their ocs / other stuff, it's really fun in my opinion and if you want to do that as well then i am okay with that! :)

i hope you guys have a great day / night! ♥︎

[multifanderwrites]

| Previous Scene- Preparing for Battle |

{Throne Room, The Second Death Star, Above The Forest Moon of Endor}

(The elevator door slides open, revealing the three characters who are all related to each other: Katniss Everdeen, Darth Vader, and Luke Skywalker. Vader- the father of Luke, and the brother of Katniss- leads the prisoners out of the elevator and into the large room where the Emperor himself is waiting. Katniss- the aunt of Luke, and the sister of Vader- hasn’t been in the presence of Darth Sidious since the day everything changed, so she’s certain that he’s not going to be the same as he was when they last met. Of course, the only person who has never met the Emperor is Luke- the son of Vader, and the nephew of Katniss- and he really doesn’t know what to expect. All he knows is that the Emperor is a very dangerous man, and that he has very malicious intent. Silently, save for the sound of Vader’s respirator, the trio walks up the stairs to the Emperor’s throne. The old man swivels his chair around to face the two youths, who are stood on either side of his current apprentice) “Welcome, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you, and your aunt.” (Re: cuffs) “You’ll no longer need those.” (He waves his fingers, using the Force to remove the binders from their wrists. Sidious then calls to the red cloaked men standing in various parts of the room) “Guards, leave us.” (As soon as the guards are out of sight, the Emperor grins at the woman who was once in charge of protecting Darth Vader from temporal anomalies) “Katniss… my dear, what a pleasure it is to see you again.”

[that’s right, bitch, drag him] “Emperor Palpatine…” [yes, let him have it] *it’s giving “shorter than I expected”* “… you’ve gotten wrinklier.”

(A beat before the Emperor releases a nasty cackle… but the response is even nastier) “You’ll have to do better than that, girl.”

“Well, I didn’t wanna say anything that wasn’t meant for you… since I’m trying my hardest to stop projecting so much.”

[you see what you did, you bastard? Sicko] “I would’ve thought you’d stopped listening to Pan after his demotion from leader, but of course… the man is still your father, after all. Even so… I can sense that you still feel that distrust towards your new leader-“

“How long since the last time you saw me, your highness? You’ll have to forgive me, because… you know.”

“Oh, my dear… it’s only been twenty four years since we were in the same room. But I believe that, from your perspective, it’s only been a matter of weeks. Is that an accurate estimation?”

(She’s tense, but she tries to keep her calm as she answers…) “Probably better to just say that it’s been around a month. But you don’t want to talk about that, right? You’re interested in my nephew.” [ooc, but… I don’t care] “Luke, be friendly. He’s your father’s boss, remember?”

(Luke gives a little smile, but only for a few seconds. The Emperor doesn’t mind the fact that this boy isn’t in the mood for friendly conversation… and he’s counting on it) “I’m looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me ‘master’. And your aunt will be unable to stop it, for she will have no choice but to give in to her true destiny.”

(Luke, not deterred by this evil man… so far) “You’re gravely mistaken. You won’t convert me as you did my father.” [added because are you kidding me] “You can’t have two apprentices as a Sith, with all due respect, your highness. I know of the Rule of Two. No more, no less.”

(Katniss shakes her head) “He’s not going to make me a Sith. He’s just gonna turn me to something else, but still to the Dark Side.”

(The Emperor smirks) “Good girl.”

*protective instincts, but trying to keep the Jedi demeanor* “Exactly. That’s why you’re gravely mistaken.”

(Sidious slowly stands up from his chair) “Oh no, my young Jedi.” (Slowly begins to walk towards the trio) “You will find that it is you who are mistaken…” (He stands directly in front of Luke) “… about a great many things.”

(Darth Vader holds out his son’s laser sword, offering it to his master) “His lightsaber.”

(Taking it) “Ah, yes.” (Examining the hilt) “A Jedi’s weapon. Much like your father’s.” (Oh, btw, Vader’s been in charge of holding onto Katniss’s bow and quiver for the whole time. So… yeah, with the quiver on his back and over the cape… it does look a little bit funky. But what the hell. Anyway, as Vader hands the girl’s weapons to the Emperor, the old man himself taunts Luke) “By now, you must know your father can never be turned from the Dark Side. So will it be with you, and so will it be with your aunt.”

*smug farm boy noises* “You’re wrong. Soon, I’ll be dead, and you with me. I have no doubt that my aunt has an escape plan, or that the Doctor has a plan that she doesn’t know about.”

(She shakes her head) “I don’t think so. But even if he did… I’d be fine with dying here. But alas… I’m not done with my story yet. I still have to fight my own war. But you’re not going to win this fight.”

(The Emperor laughs, then turns sour as he replies…) “Perhaps you both refer to the imminent attack of your rebel fleet, along with the Doctor’s ship.” (He takes pleasure in seeing the slightest hint of surprise from the two rebels who stand in front of him) “Yes. I assure you, we are quite safe from your friends here.”

(As Luke watches the old man turn and walk away with the weapons in his hands) “Your overconfidence is your weakness.”

(The Emperor puts Katniss’s bow and quiver below his throne before turning back to the young Jedi wannabe) “Your faith in your friends is yours.”

(Katniss is about to reply with a statement similar to her nephew’s words, but she feels her brother’s hand on her arm. Vader speaks, and the expression on his face is truly depressing… but the voice doesn’t match the emotion) “It is pointless to resist, my son.”

(Sidious is now seated on his throne, his hand resting on Luke’s weapon) [um… I think I forgot to mention something… and it might… um] “Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.” [okay, but-] “Your friends up there on the sanctuary moon are walking into a trap, as is your rebel fleet.” [we been knew, and we been knew since 1983. But I’m trying-] “It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator.” [okay, we already know that. However-] “It is quite safe from your pitiful little band.”

(Katniss knows who’s flying the Tardis right now) “River Song is not to be pitied.”

“Foolish woman, you think I don’t know the Tardis has no weapon systems? Even if it did, it would still make no difference. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them.” [first off, never talk about the Tardis again. Second, if you could shut up so I could-] “Oh…” [hey, don’t lean forward and taunt the heroes! For the love of all that is George Lucas’s brain children, shut up so I can give the audience some very-] “… I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.”

(Katniss can’t hold her tongue anymore, deciding to put it out in the open for her nephew) “Of course you couldn’t resist the temptation to play both sides again. I wish I wasn’t so surprised… but you’ve done it again, haven’t you, your highness?”

(The old man is flattered by this… but he’s got far more to say)

{Main Control, Bunker, Forest Moon of Endor}

(Han blasts the doors open. The group points their weapons at the Imperial staff as they turn around to see the rebels) *I got full sabbac* “All right! Up!” (As the enemy puts up their hands) “Move! Come on!” (Entering the room, still pointing his weapon at the Imperial officer and controllers) “Quickly, quickly.”

(The Doctor has his sonic in hand, his eyes intense and his face… terrifying) *the oncoming storm* “Come on, we don’t have all day!”

(Naomi is right next to him, a blaster in her hand as well) “Honey, you’re overdoing it.”

(One of the controllers is holding back a smile) *Han OC* “Hey!” (He walks up to the controller, nods towards the sonic screwdriver in the Doctor’s hand) “You see that thing?” [uh… is this too far?] “You better watch yourself, pal. You stand directly next to that thing when it’s active, you’ll bleed to death from your ears. Got it?” (The controller nods) “Excellent.” (Han turns, calls to…) “Chewie!”

(Chewbacca guards the Imperial staff. One of the rebels punches an officer who is coming in from another area. Leia goes to the control panel) “Han, hurry! The fleet will be here any moment.”

(Sarah looks at the screen) “Hold on.” (She looks over her shoulder) “Doctor, can I borrow your sonic?”

“Why?”

(The look in her eyes is… classic final girl) “I wanna do some digging.”

(Han holds his hands out, asking another rebel for…) “Charges! Come on! Come on!”

(He catches them. The Doctor hands Sarah the sonic) “You’re looking for information on that cruiser, aren’t you?”

(To the officer) “You! Were you here six months ago?”

(The officer doesn’t fear a teenage girl) “That’s classified.”

(Leia, who knows the whole story of the Towani affair) “Answer the question!”

“Classified… darling.” (Sarah reveals her fangs, which makes the officer feel a little more intimidated by the teenager) “Yes.”

{Outside the Bunker}

(3P0, R2, Wicket and Dorothy see more Imperial personnel arriving. They run into the bunker, leaving a couple of guards behind) “Oh my! They’ll be captured!”

(Wicket puts his hands on R2) “Wicket go help!”

(Dorothy does not like the sound of that) “Wicket, no!”

(He turns to Dorothy, taking her hand) “Dorothy come too. Go help.”

“No-“

“Friends need help, we go!”

(3P0 watches helplessly as the two youths run away) “Wait, wait! Come back!”

“Wicket know what to do! Wicket remember!”

(3P0 puts a hand on R2’s dome) “R2, stay with me.”

{Main Control, Bunker}

(An officer comes in, points his weapon at Han) “Freeze!”

(The Doctor… a huge, adorable dork… just runs with it) “Everybody, clap your hands!”

(This confuses the officer) “What?”

(Perfect distraction for Han, who tosses the charge right at the officer. He tumbles over the railing and down a few floors. Before the Doctor can celebrate the success of his silly plan… several more Imperial personnel rush in. The Doctor rolls his eyes and puts up his hands) “Ah. Brilliant.”

(A commander points his weapon at Han) “You rebel scum.” (As the rebels are disarmed, the commander sees the sonic plugged into one of the control panels) “What the hell is that?”

(The Doctor shrugs) “A screwdriver.”

{Endor System, Space, Switching Ships in Sequence}

(The rebel fleet comes out of hyperspace, a good distance away from the Imperial super weapon. In the Tardis, River receives a transmission from the Imperial bunker on Endor. It comes with a message: Hello, sweetie. Do me a solid and transmit this information to Home One) “That impossible man.” (She transmits the information to that ship) “Admiral Ackbar, I am sending you information that could forever ruin the Empire’s reputation.”

*Admiral Ackbar VO, over comms* “Excellent! We have received the transmission containing the logs of the Towani Family Cruiser Crash.”

(In the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon, Jace lets out a loud exhale) “Here we go.”

(Lando speaks into the comm link) “All wings, report in.”

(On Wedge Antilles, call sign…) “Red Leader, standing by.”

(On Horton Salm, call sign…) “Gray Leader, standing by.”

(On Arvel Crynyd, call sign…) “Green Leader, standing by.”

(On Commander Adon Fox, call sign…) “Blade Leader, standing by.”

(On Merrick Simms, call sign…) “Blue Leader, standing by.”

(On Rose Tyler, doing the honors of introducing call sign…) “Lone Tardis, standing by.” [because there’s already a Blue Leader, and I didn’t want any confusion]

(On… Peter Pan, call sign…) “Red Thirteen, standing by.”

(On Wedge) “Lock S-foils in attack positions. Or… whatever the Tardis does for that.”

(On River Song, very smug) [don’t judge her] “Oh, you’ll see, Wedge.”

(Amy, right next to her daughter) “Melody!”

(The Doctor’s wife genuinely doesn’t know what’s wrong) “What?”

(Nellie calls to the rest of the team…) “It’s gonna be a long night, everyone! The two options are stay in here and help or leave and enjoy the show!”

(On Admiral Ackbar, aboard the Home One) “May the Force be with us.”

(In the Millennium Falcon, Clary realizes that…) “The Tardis shouldn’t have been able to receive any transmissions from Endor.” (Jace shushes her. She doesn’t back down) “Something is-“

“Shut up, Clarissa!”

(Nunb asks a question about the controls, which Lando answers) “We’ve got to get some kind of reading on that shield, up or down. The Tardis was able to receive a transmission from down there.”

*lily Collins intensifies, under breath* “Unless it didn’t come from down there.”

“It did. You’re just being paranoid, Clary.”

(Before she can come up with a response, Nunb says something… very concerning. But Lando doesn’t believe that) “Well, how could they be jamming us if they don’t know…” (Shit) “… we’re coming?”

(Clary presses her bug) “River, what did that message say?”

*River VO, in Clary’s bug* “Hello, sweetie. Do me a solid and transmit this information to Home One.”

(On Peter, furrowing his brows) “That doesn’t sound like the Doctor.”

(In the Tardis, Pam is already trying to find an explanation for why the Empire would willingly leak such detrimental secrets to the rebels… when a familiar cackle rings out in the console room. Pam gasps) “What is that?”

(Michael… classic, he panics) “Oh my god! Everyone, stay calm!”

(And then…) *Darth Sidious VO, through the console* “Greetings, Team Mix-In. It’s been too long.”

(River, definitely ashamed of herself for not questioning the transmission) “A malware virus!”

(That laugh rings out again. Dwight sprints out of the room) “Gavroche!!!!!”

(Lucy runs in, very alarmed by the chaos) “What’s happening?!”

(Clara looks over her shoulder at Lucy) “Nothing good!”

(In the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon, Lando speaks into his comm link, doing his best to keep calm while the crew aboard the Tardis deal with an obstacle they didn’t account for) “Break off the attack! The shield is still up.”

(On Wedge) “I got no reading. You sure?”

(On Peter, pulling up) “Everyone in the Tardis, hang on tight! Just hang on tight!”

(In the Tardis, Nellie is about ready to tear her hair out, shouts into the comms…) “WHAT DO YOU THINK WE’RE DOING?!!!”

(In the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon, Jace shakes his head) “Panicking, apparently.”

(Lando, seeing the Imperial fleet coming out of hiding) “Pull up! All craft, pull up!”

(In the Home One, Ackbar relays orders) “Take evasive action! Green Group, stick to Holding Sector MV-7.”

“Admiral, we have enemy ships in Sector Forty Seven!”

[folks, guess what time it is] “It’s a trap!”

(In the Tardis, River is struggling to override the malware virus) “Come on!” (She looks to Nellie) “Donna, take the wheel!”

“Right away!”

(On Lando) “Fighters, coming in!”

(On Lieutenant Gureni Telsij, call sign Gray Two) “There’s too many of them!”

(The Tardis is struggling to avoid being shot by TIE fighters, but Nellie, Rose and Clara are an incredible team) “Rose, forward stabilizers!”

(Lucy correctly guesses…) “The blue button!”

(Amy recalls…) “Blue boringers!”

(Rose presses the button) “Got it!”

(On Lando) “River, have you overridden the virus yet?”

*River VO, through comm link* “No, still working on it. Don’t worry about us, Lando!”

(He nods) “Accelerate to attack speed. Draw their fire away from the cruisers.”

(On Wedge) “Copy, Gold Leader. Red Thirteen, cover me.”

(On Peter) “I’m with you, Wedge. R12?” (Joyful beeps) “It’s go time.”

| Next Scene- The Battle of Endor: Part Two |

#fanfiction #the mixiverse #star wars #anakin skywalker #katniss everdeen #hayden christensen #matt smith #eleventh doctor #doctor who #darth vader #clara oswald #clary fray #jace herondale #luke skywalker #jennifer lawrence #george lucas #the mix ins

[jedie]

obi-wan is the eldest daughter. i will not elaborate.

#「 OOC. 」 keeping up with the skywalkers. #iykyk #so is anakin but he's a different genre of eldest daughter #he was flung into relentless responsibility and inescapable expectations while both being confident in his intentions #to do good and be good but also deeply insecure about the validity of his efforts

[x-wearethefuture-x]

((Ben Solo is alright or whatever, but have you ever heard of Jacen Solo? In this house, we stan Darth Caedus.))

#((ooc)) #((Got a lot of SW sequel feels and I'm not talking the mess that was episodes 7-9. Not that I've seen 9 yet tbh.)) #((I'm talking Jaina and Jacen and Anakin Solo and Ben Skywalker and Tahiri Veila #And Luke marrying Mara Jade. #Also while we're at it can we please have some more Old Republic? I'm talking Darth Revan times my dudes. #I want a movie about him so bad but I'm also scared of how that would go because I'm very attached to the characters. #(And don't even get me started on Meetra Surik. Girl has my whole heart. #Also idk an actor who could do Atton justice? Or even Meetra for that matter? #And who would play Carth in the Revan one? And where would I get my Carth/f!Revan fix #if they went canon male Revan and the stuff with him and Bastilla???????? #Sorry for rambling I'm a lil drunk and also a lil too invested in star wars and drunk me apparently is a sw rambler. #I'm probably real fun at parties. totally xD)) #((also just wanted to add that I liked ep7 alright and was excited for 8 and 9 bc of it- #and then I watched 8 and gave up all hope almost instantaneously. I tried but it didn't feel like star wars to me tbh)) #((I should start a sw rp side blog but then I dunno where I'd fit in with that community bc they can be hella harsh. oof.)) #((Also my disdain for Kylo Ren does not mean I dislike Adam Driver. He's not my type appearance wise but he's a good actor. #Kylo Ren was just a bad character in my opinion. Ya'll can keep stanning him tho if you want. I just didn't like him.))

[neversith]

keeping up with the skywalkers: tunglr edition!

everything a GODDAMN ORDEAL IN THIS FAMILY.

part 1: hana and finn fight kylo. eventually, they don’t want to fight kylo. anakin loses his mind. 

part 2: kylo gets into it with hux. hux drags anakin into it. matt is there to defuse the situation. hux wants anakin to take kylo home. he has yet to do that. 

part 3: leia and luke fight. which is expected, but, padme isn’t around so anakin can’t handle it on his own. so, he threatens to ground them. his maman also suggests uses a bunny slipper to hit them over the head. he is at a loss. someone help this man. 

part 4: anakin learns that mara tried to kill luke from luke without luke fully explaining what went down. anakin screams. mara explains everything. she’s cool in anakin’s book.

part 5: anakin learns jaina is going to marry a future emperor. he screams again. later, anakin learns ben skywalker is dating a former sith lord. anakin machine broke. 

part 6: hux demands a divorce from kylo. kylo claims they aren’t married kylo can’t remember getting married to hux, but, hux has proof that they got married. anakin is amused. 

part 7: anakin learns that finn is going to join the knights of ren. anakin quickly tries to stop him. it is time to STOP SKYWALKERS.

part 8: anakin wants to get the twins mcdonalds but padme won’t let him. he’s going to, anyways, even if it means he has to sleep on the couch that night.

part 9: anakin confronts the force, the other parent that helped started the bloodline. he learns some things. like he gets some actual TRAITS from the LIVING FORCE. wild.

part 10: eron blames ben for stealing his fries even though ben hates fries. anakin just wants to finish his senate paper work so he can propose a new bill tomorrow. 

part 11: the skywalkers fight over their heights. anakin is finally done. he has ghosted on everyone.

part 12: anakin wants to tape knives to artoo in peace. eron and the other skywalkers don’t want to let him do that. anakin hates this fucking family

part 13: kylo ren wants to rule the galaxy, but, anakin isn’t having that. anakin has now gone back to disowning ben. who the heck is kylo ren?

part 14: anakin has finally decided to move in with the force in their realm. the skywalkers must now deal with the galaxy’s problems without anakin. 

part 15: kylo ren has started to kick droids. first it was mouse droids, then, he kicked bb8. he has gone too far. he must be stopped. anakin has started youcaring for people to donate to stop his grandson once and for all. 

part 16: corryn and eron conspire to murder kylo. anakin isn’t okay with that. he tries to stop them, but his two grandchildren are persistent on murdering his wayward grandson. anakin dies of a heart attack as a result and becomes one with the force. he spends a few days as a force ghost before being brought back to life by the force itself. this is so wild. 

#& you underestimate my power ( ooc ) #this is so hilarious i fckin love it #this. this is why i made this blog. #to give ya'll quality shit like this #thank you i'm here all year #keeping up with the skywalkers #saved