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banjo! or whatever the fr*nch say

#「 ooc. 」 boonta eve drift. #its been one of the years of all time #but i come back a lil to do my silly little writing perchance

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the silhouette of vader's helmet is that of a fuck ass bob

#「 ooc. 」 boonta eve drift. #why is no one talking about THAT tragedy #edna mode headass

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hey all just wanted to pop in and say

Cha tung ee-ma chay-choo raun ta-nee-ee-choo!

#queen said 👁👄👁 #looking camp right in the eye #its so hard to take sw srsly #george was off his shits for this one #if a sy snootles tiktok comes up im sending it to everyone i know #the trend has me in tears every time #this franchise is NOTHING without its campiness #vader died for this

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Things haunt, Joshua Jennifer Espinoza

#「 REFLECT. 」 i have felt it. #all this bitch does is haunt #and be haunted

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#tbd. #excited for all the new media it looks fun #except as u all know im a filoni hater #'he's heir to the empire 😏' #u cheap bastard #thats the equivalent of 'i am star war himself' #but rey!!! now HER im here for!!! #MISS MASTER JEDI! MISS REY THE REBUILDER!!!

[jedie]

i love writing! i love coming back here with replies ready! im not easily distracted! i dont only remember to log on when i see a star wars reference! im a reliable mutual!

#i spread misinformation #i propagate unverifiable facts #im on my tall tales shit #girlies how do u not get distracted every 5 min #i think ive developed a specific mental block against writing here idk why rip #i promise im trying my pretty hardest <3 #i do legitimately love u all #and enjoy writing with u but my goodness do i behave like a coked up squirrel the moment i go into me drafts #i refuse to do a reboot bc im lazy! #to those who still follow u are the strongest soldiers

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                         ⸻   LIVE LONG & PROSPER

#「 PROMO. 」 you underestimate my power. #now THIS is spriting (spock writing) #very much a slay <3

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anakin doesn’t listen to music.

#i wont elaborate ( i will im too insufferable not to) #music is generally distracting and not in the fun wy BUT #he prefers ONLY traditional regional songs #tatooine has very culturally isolated non natives so theyd do what they could to feel less alone #or at least remember a time and place that wasnt mos asspa #its how theyd stay sane that and making dishes as close to their home planet cuisine as possible #anything that felt like 'home' appeals to him #belonging familiarity relationships those all HIT #shmi wasnt the best singer (so sorry ur catching strays here girl) but she sang traditional songs with her friends who were missing home #he simply doesnt have an ear or taste for regular mainstream tunes #BUT he doesnt care for ALL traditional pieces #like if manaan or kashyyyk just have wailing whaling or gurgled dirges he will be checking out #and checking into '10 hrs rain and thunderstorm (black screen) (NO MUSIC)' #absolutely no smooth jizz here either #he DOES have the smallest soft spot for naboo folk strings and air instruments

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happy new year, everyone! may your year be filled with health, happiness, & prosperity!

#「 OOC. 」 boonta eve drift.

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anakin being found on the river bank by palp & co. but he’s doing the family guy death pose

#this and palpatine being thrown into the death star's basement doing the goofy holler #my genius...it frightens me sometimes #there isnt a single death scene in sw that wouldnt be improved by leaps and bounds if the fg death pose was used

[jedie]

𝙶𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙴𝚁𝙾.

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“  Yes  sir,  ”  Cassian  followed  Vader’s  lead,  keeping  his  voice  quiet.  Yet  it  wasn’t  just  a  need  to  maintain  his  cover  what  kept  him  guarded.  Something  about  that  place,  those  trees  with  their  aerial  roots  like  exposed  ribs,  the  heavy  atmosphere  boring  down  on  him  with  suffocating  strength.  Even  he  could  feel  the  life  within  that  place,  pulsating  with  every  breath  of  the  earth.  It  made  him  feel  small  in  a  near  primal  sense.  Too  human,  made  of  nothing  but  flesh  and  bone.

As  he  waved  his  way  through  the  vegetation,  he  couldn’t  help  but  feel  his  own  insignificance  weighing  him  down  with  each  step,  as  if  the  trees  grew  taller  and  taller,  or  he  simply  grew  smaller  and  smaller.  A  child,  a  boy,  his  light  steps  seeking  refuge  within  the  trees,  a  plain  blade  in  his  hands  as  he  hid  from  the  white  armored  soldiers  and  the  man  with  the  flaming  blade,  bright  and  blue  as  burning  ice.  

He  plucked  those  sensations  and  memories  from  his  mind  and  discarded  them,  aided  by  the  cold  logic  of  Joreth  Sward.  Imperial  efficiency  was  all  he  was  allowed  to  portray,  high  functioning  and  unfeeling  like  a  well  oiled  machine.  Joreth  had  nothing  to  fear  from  Lord  Vader  as  long  as  he  remained  useful  and  competent.  Cassian  Andor  had  nothing  to  fear  from  their  prey,  his  only  concern  was  to  time  it  perfectly  so  that  they  could  make  their  escape.  He  could  be  both,  he  could  have  them  coexisting  in  balance  within  him.  He  could  lie  to  himself  and  pretend  it  didn’t  chip  away  at  a  fundamental  part  of  him  every  time  he  put  on  either  mask.

But  there  was  a  bigger  problem  there,  something  not  so  easily  brushed  aside.  If  someone  was  following  them,  then  it  wasn’t  his  contact.  They  should  be  ahead,  already  making  their  way  off  world.  Whoever  was  hunting  them  was  an  unknown,  he  couldn’t  measure  unknowns,  couldn’t  plot  against  their  interference.  

“  I  could  easily  lose  them,  double  back,  ”  he  offered  in  a  voice  so  hushed  it  was  almost  imperceptible,  stepping  lightly  within  the  mouth  of  a  particularly  massive  weave  of  roots,  like  the  columns  of  a  gnarled  temple.     

                  THE   BOSCAGE   IS   PROUD   &   IMMEDIATE.   ITS   DENSE,   VERDURE   CANOPY   BECOMES   THE   SKY   with   only   the   approaching   moons’   light   filling   the   venose   sprawl   within   the   canopy’s   ceiling   to   suggest   otherwise.   his   senses   fetter   him   —   overwhelmed   in   force   by   polyrhythmic   breaths   first   &   last,   compounded   by   unresponsive   filters   —   he’s   so   small   in   comparison.   he   can’t   understand   most   of   it.   he   can’t   keep   up.   but   life   seethes   here,   contracting   &   unloosing   under   your   raw   skin   until   you   boil.   sunfall   has   not   unbaked   the   ground.   neither   movement   nor   idleness   will   discourage   the   air   which,   like   penetrating,   hispid   trichomes,   latches   &   stings   the   overheated   blots   that   have   formed   on   you.   it’s   an   excellent   diversion   for   an   alien   like   him   to   get   caught   up   in.

                  the   morass   affixes   to   his   boots,   adding   no   insignificant   drag   to   his   gait.   body   &   spirit   are   stuffed   into   one   useless   suit.   this   planet   makes   no   secret   of   the   absent   borders   between   them.   he   debates   whether   or   not   its   nature   is   as   malleable   as   kyber   but   the   nerve-dead   cool   in   his   mutinous   /   mutilous   flesh   sinks   through   to   cartilage   &   slows   him   before   he   tries   anything;   what   could   he   do   but   provoke   the   silva   &   whatever   stalks   in   it   into   retaliation   ?   a   few   minutes   further   into   the   dark   &   grovy   incline,   not   warmth,   but   a   heat   penetrates   his   armour,   it   feels   like   a   scan.   a   deliberate   assessment.   it’s   enough   of   a   concern   to   be   willing   to   reach   out   into   the   violent   eddys   of   the   force,   to   risk   proximity   to   whatever   is   waiting.

                  in   surrendering   himself   to   the   force,   he   invites   fear   as   well   as   power.   the   cauma   that   twisted   his   spirit   into   a   wraith   that   gave   him   strength   has   since   chilled,   &   he   can’t   call   upon   it   in   this   state   —   it’d   be   firing   a   plasma   cannon   blind.   he   loathes   this,   loosening   his   grip   due   to   exhaustion.   being   at   the   mercy   of   a   power   he   has   abused,   having   to   depend   on   his   cadre   &   sward   to   have   their   competence   anchor   their   ambition   &   keep   themselves   —   &   by   extension,   him   —   alive.

                  sward   is   quick   to   handicap   that   hope.   ❝   lieutenant   sward,   you   will   do   as   i   have   instructed.   ❞   he   doesn’t   have   enough   focus   to   emphasise   his   authority,   there   is   a   distracting   anticipation   feeding   into   his   sore   flesh.   not   like   his,   this   isn’t   his.   how   do   the   blind   like   sward   live   as   long   as   they   have   without   his   power   ?   ❝   they   have   the   home   advantage.   but   you   have   me.   rally   from   the   valley   to   my   position.   &   do   not   permit   your   men   to   scout   ahead.   notify   me   immediately   of   any   diversion   to   your   route.   ❞

#「 IC. 」 and don’t look back. #「 VADER. 」 his failure is complete. #gurrillero #the ancient texts (this thread) #thank u i love u and lets talk YOUR writing #im LOVING the creepiness and the temple???hello!!!!!! #lets unravel them!

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ok rq ive mentioned this before but ive been not super active here but id like to resume some threads. some are like…old. so if ur cool w me cont anything of ours lmk! if not also lmk lol!

#day crowd whats good

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ok rq ive mentioned this before but ive been not super active here but id like to resume some threads. some are like...old. so if ur cool w me cont anything of ours lmk! if not also lmk lol!

#ive probably made this post before but w/e #keeping track is for calendars and seasons #like or im im cool with w/e #maybe ill check disco too i just remembered it yikes! #but i do wanna keep a low and slow thing going #i think i mentioned something like 2 or 3 things a week?

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finished catching up on andor! spoiler talk in tags. im gonna do replies now!

#tbd. #EASILY the best written sw media and its not even close except maybe rogue one n thats it #this is the metric by which all other sw media will be judged #its got hope drama political intrigue commentary on everything... #i would like to add comedy to the list bc that 'stalking' scene made me laugh for 5 minutes straight #i cant say it enough its incredibly well written #the directing and acting are stupid good too #diego's whole performance when he first arrives in prison completely in shock is insane #the freeze and the catching up #andy serkis got justice!! in sw!!! what a world #someone better have told him to float on his back and tow him to safety! #mon's deal.....i dw talk about it.... #bix bb girl...i like cassian too...but not that much...save urself </3

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#tbd. #andor spoilers #YOOO THEY MENTIONED BELSAVIS??? #sw/tor nation rise up! #im finally catching up #once im done im going into me replies #pray 4 me #i havent written in a nuclear minute

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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as Darth Vader behind the scenes of ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ | Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Jedi’s Return (2022)

#「 OOC. 」 boonta eve drift. #this is very (i am your) father

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𝙼𝙰𝙳𝙴𝚆𝙴𝙱𝚂.

❝     no,  no,   i’m  not  force  sensitive,   that’d  imply  my  powers  are  way  cooler  than  i  am,   and  as  you  can  see..   i’m  definitely  lightsaber - less.     ❞     /     @jedie·.

                  ❝   I   WOULDN'T   DISCOUNT   THEM   SO   QUICKLY.   all   power   comes   from   the   force,   lightsaber   or   no.   i—i’ve   never   even   thought   to   .   .   .   climb   walls   like   that.   you   know,   there   are   jedi   who’ll   go   their   entire   service   without   so   much   as   leaving   the   temple   grounds.   ❞

#「 IC. 」 and don’t look back. #「 ANAKIN. 」 chosen one. #madewebs #yes! a non dork as a friend for once! #literal virgin jedi vs chad peter