#《 he's just tree boy 》

[egophiliac]

IT'S BUNNY TIME EVERYBODY

(feat. Dilla)

(bugle accompaniment by Yuu)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #white rabbit festival #ah...the eternal dilemma of 'is it hair dye or whimsical anime hair'. and so we roll the dice again. #so it's canon now that yuu is inexplicably great at bugling. everybody get ready to incorporate that incredible trivia into your characters #anyway HELLO THERE madam spade #i think we have enough evidence now to say that you're not allowed into nrc unless you have an absolutely smoking mom #(riddle's mom has a smoking crater where her heart should be but we digress) #dilla likes two things: BIG VANS and also telling her son's friends all about how he used to literally refuse to not dress like a bunny #and yet now he does not wish to dress like a bunny. :( deuce what HAPPENED #meanwhile epel is too polite to whine at his best friend's mom so he's just hoping vil never finds out he wore a bonnet #silver is like 'i'm the handsomest little marching band boy. i'm taking this outfit back to show everyone.' #and ortho put all his points into POWERFUL THIGHS #he minmaxed leg day and is going to go kick a tree in half #can't wait for part 2 to see if they resolve the exciting cliffhanger of whether or not silver finds an alarm clock

[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage' #'give me the boys I'll talk to them' #to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through' #'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious' #'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me' #Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle' #technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :) #love you guys #:)

[andoutofharm]

#THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IM SORRY THEY PUT HIM IN A BOX AND SHIPPED HIM INTO THE AUDIENCE #also this means it has to be a body double in the tree for crazy train right??? there is nowhere near enough time for all of this #and i rewatched my crazy train->dance dance video and he’s in the tree the entirety of crazy train #and in the audience the moment dance dance starts seconds later #i dont actually care im just fascinated by stage mechanics and disappearing acts and this is really fun #pete wentz #fall out boy #fob

[tombstoneswerewaiting]

more recurring symbolism in fob songs

don’t let pete near a bridge with a box of matches i beg

#he’s a hazard #i’m surprised the flame thrower bass hasn’t taken anyone’s eyebrows #specifically patrick #i feel like he’d be the first to lose his eyebrows bc of pete #fall out boy #fob #pete wentz #patrick stump #andy hurley #joe trohman #tell that mick he just made my list of things to do today #nobody puts baby in the corner #i’m like a lawyer with the way i’m always trying to get you off (me and you) #fourth of july #take this to your grave #from under the cork tree #infinity on high #american beauty/american psycho

[clownsuu]

https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=4rl6gOGhRIIw5nw9vG-bJDeDycIfEHAb-GSqbGAdv8M

I made a Robbie bot, don’t mind if he says HAWHAW! 24/7 or bashes his head into trees. It’s my silly headcanon

LMAOOOOO ROBBIEEEEEEE

#There it is gamers da Robbie chat bot LMAOOO #Though I will say I still might make one of him later just to mess around with HDHDSJS #also the photo ya used is Mob Robbie not regular Robbie- unless ya mean to make a bot specifically of mob BHDHD #Gave him a quick chat and he wanted me to join smashing my head against a tree with a “:D” at the end #My baby boy baby LMAOOO

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Danny would like to say he didn’t see the signs.

The canceled dates, the odd times coming back to the apartment in ruffled clothes, the way they would always avoid certain topics like nightlife.

The bruises.

God, Danny knew something was up for a long time.

It kept him up more times than he could count wondering how he could bring up such a topic.

Here he had it, right in his hands.

The final nail in the form of a leather jacket and a red helmet.

Danny glanced back at the duffle bag he had pulled from under their bed.

He couldn’t keep dancing around this topic, not when the truth was looking him back with soulless white lenses.

He had to talk to Jason.

His Jason,

His sweet, dorky book loving Jason.

The man he literally fell for during their first meeting.

The man who looked at him like he was made of poetry, the man he has supported for years.

He had to confront the man he loves… about the affair he’s having with his boss, the Red Hood.

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Psst there’s a part two to this prompt

#writing prompt #shipping #dp x dc #deadonmain #danny fenton #jason todd #this boy tried communicating #but unfortunately #his boyfriend is just like the apple tree he was grafted on #a waynacus footmouthacus #Jason it would’ve taken like a four letter sentence and Danny would have like a five minute freak out #now you both are going to have some MAJOR miscommunication problems

[tora-the-cat]

An interesting little fun thing with team 7 is that you assume that Sakura's gonna, like, woobify and simplify Sasuke by putting him on a pedastal,cause her goal is centered around him and shes a 12 y/o fangirl so like of course her understanding of him is skewed cause she doesnt see him as a person, just an object of affection, right? She's can't get Sasuke, can't imprint on and/or traumabond with him like Naruto and Kakashi do. They don't see him with rose tinted glasses, because they've lived through their own Horrors and empathize with Sasuke's experience.

......right?

WRONG lmao!! They have too many ghosts!! Naruto's single-minded codependent ass won't get out of his own way long enough to see Sasuke for who he actually is, only able to empathize with the parts of his trauma Naruto relates to and not really capable of understanding him outside of the context of himself (because Sasuke is. His other half). And Kakashi is far too jaded to be fair to him!! He can't decide if Sasuke is gonna end up as a mini-him or a mini-Obito or maybe a mini-Itachi, but either way he ALSO is too traumatized to see Sasuke AS SASUKE.

meanehile SAKURA'S autistic ass may have dogshit empathy, but you know what she does have? A special interest in sasuke. Nothing better to do then give herself a degree in Uchihaisms. She can write character studies about him. she can read his soul. Whenever she says something about him she is right. Every fucking time! She is RIGHT!!!!

'sasuke would NOT compliment me this directly or explicitly express worry unprompted, especially if it gets in the way of his goals' correct.

'Sasuke shouldn't hide that curse on his neck its not healthy BUT if I tell anyone about it he'll never trust me again, which might be even more dangerous for him then the curse mark. Like he can probably handle the curse mark but no one else can stop him from ripping peoples arms off.' correct.

Speaking of! 'Sasuke would not hurt me even when he seems to be...possessed? whatever the only way to knock him out of it is to present myself as Alive and thus something to be protected rather then something to be avenged, because he gets really stuck in his own head about revenge' CORRECT

'hey so um. like. Sasuke's gonna leave Konoha. I'm not sure anything can stop him at this point and honestly I'm kinda starting to doubt anything should, so the only thing I could possibly do to help him at this point is ALSO defect.' CORRECT!!!!

#shout out to @Obihoe cause this started as a tag comment on one of your posts that got WAY too out of hand. just like old times lol #team 7 #haruno sakura #sakura haruno #sasuke uchiha #team crackhead #naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasusaku #doesn't have to be but like. Yeah #for the record no disrespect to my boys Naruto n Kakashi I love them dearly. but like. they got their issues. that's half the fun of team 7 #And Sakura has her problems with Sasuke too!! But her problems have nothing to do with understand him or his motivations or his personhood #and more to do with. Well. her absolute dogshit empathy. Emotionally disregulated ass. #'if you leave me I'll feel just like you did when your parents died' My beloved. Iconic. Great line. No notes. She's really just still so #inexperienced and naive that means she can explain and predict and KNOW him and his actions but still not empathize. She can say shit #like that with a straight face because she's never FELT loss like this before (except that minute she thought he was dead on the bridge) #so she can't imagine a worse pain. Just assumes it can't GET worse because she has no emotional concept of 'worse'. so it must be the same #she's literally the only person with a chance of convincing Sasuke to take her with him to Orochimaru because he's SASUKE of course she #knows all the right pressure points and keywords and concerns and stuff that she needs to convince him. #she's literally playing a little diolouge tree game with him. And maybe even winning up until that line! it's the dealbreaker

[keniaku]

[id: a black and white comic of sukuna in his true form and itadori yuji conversing in sukuna's domain. sukuna, along with his four arms, also has four boobs and ears, as well as underbite fangs. his arms and chests are also hairy. yuji has curlier hair.

sukuna, one pair of arms crossed and the other on his hips: by the way, your mom… she's so creepy. pregnancy is so gross. who does that for fun?

the kenjaku in sukuna's thoughts, winking at him mischievously with their hand on their chin. there are sparkles and flowers around them: cranky you're infertile aren't you

yuji, in his thoughts, his face is folded: (YOU of all people don't get to say that about ANYONE!!!!!) (what do you mean my mom?) /end id]

babe wake up crumbs for kenny and sukuna's relationship just dropped

#jujutsu kaisen #ryomen sukuna #itadori yuji #kenjaku #jjk #jjk spoilers #artsy pastry #my comics #sukuna boy where do you think the babies u eat come from #he thinks babies come falling down from trees or something #jjk leaks #sukuna shouldve been meatier idc #also ik what he meant abt kenny i just think itd be funny if he found them creepy for this reason too #celibate sukuna. or something.

[aioliravioli-69]

Nothing to see here, just some cats taking a nap

I know this would never happen, but ey, a girl can dream

Though I do wonder what circumstances would be necessary to lead to this situation, since I know neither Buddy nor Chase would ever agree to this

#cinderella boy #cinderella boy webtoon #buddy #chase hollow #fanart #tree shading is weird #I put as little detail into the flowers as I could #Apparently I am continuing my streak of having Chase look just about as tall as Buddy when he's not #I'll get the hang of it one day #Sorry I've been kinda inactive #I'm working on a film noir au rn #i'll try to post more frequently though #even random shit lol

[deimcs]

AN ABANDONED MISSIVE, FOUND IN SHARESS' CARESS

Do not remind me of that awful brat, Galatea. Yes, I did know him, in fact we used to work together in the brothel back in Luskan. He was always unsufferable, I never even knew who his mother was, she was already gone when I got there and I'm only a few decades older than him after all. Oh but how he teased me mercilessly, calling me hag and all kind of names! Every time one of us would lose a client to him and his devilish charms, he would brag about it for days! He was such a brazen, vulgar little boy. I've never been happier than the day he went and disappeared forever in the woods near the coast, I heard he struck some kind of deal with a fey lord and calls himself a warlock now. Ugh, I'm telling you honestly that nothing good can come out of a man like him having access to that much power. Tyr willing, we'll never have the displeasure of finding out. In the meantime, do not utter his name in my presence ever again!

#bg3edit #tavedit #gamingedit #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #tav bg3 #grisam of the two rivers #edits #here it comes my chaotic neutral boy #whom i played for hours yesterday just cause i was consumed by the need of giffing him and think about how much of a brat he is <3 #find you a man that loooveeees to lie and pass a hero when he's actually a scammer and a sl*t #him and his patron are besties #and always in a state of manipulate mansplain each other #hope halsin will find him entertaining cause he gonna climb that tree alright

[southernambrosebassford]

Its hard being a hatchetfield fan because how do I explain that yea I think this lawyer this kid with superpowers this anime nerd this sex hating camp counselor this theatre kid and this completely normal guy who likes coffee are all related but not because they all look the exact same ... just because I said so

#im TELLING YOU #I spent an hour one day figuring out the family tree #then had to redo it twice #bc it didnt make sense. #hatchetfield #jon matteson #paul matthews #richie lipschitz #boy jerry #stopwatch #gary goldstein #and wiggly just watches them ominously in the corner #hes not even in the family he just watches.

[varpusvaras]

Index: Commander got hurt two days ago. They were chasing two suspects in a speeder in high speed, and since our speeders are... not always in tip-top shape, the door Commander was leaning on opened by itself

Index: He went hurling out pretty fast, and, by Corporal Brass's description, did "more volts than the trapetze artist that got stuck in their own tigthrope we had to go and rescue last month"

Index: Anyway, Commander proceeds to get up, run after the speeder, take it down and apprehend both suspects. He said his arm was just a bit sore, and he seemed coherent, so they let him slip out from a healthcheck. Commander Thorn brought him in the next morning because he had said something about his 'neck hurting' before he fell asleep

Index: Turns out that Commander had completely shattered his collarbone and proceeded to just...ignore it? I need to check his adrenalin levels... *muttering*

Index: Anyway, I knit the bone back to its original shape, but left it in a sling, for at least a week, so he can take a break from fieldwork at least. And he did, I swear! And I only gave him some mild painkillers. Mild.

Index: So I am not really sure how this happened

(Bullet, standing at the bottom of a very high transmission tower: Commander! What the kriff are you doing?!

Fox, not in full armor and on top of the tower, his arm still in a sling: Look, Bullet, there was-

Bullet, losing his mind: I don't care why you are up there! HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE??!)

Thire, just back from an escort mission:

Index:

Thire:

Index:

Thire: *sigh*

#bullet needs some of those mild painkillers after this #so does thire #based on the story of how I broke my collarbone from two separate places #and proceeded to just ignore it #and then with my arm in a sling I climbed a tree so high that my dad had to get a ladder to get me down #Index needs to check a lot of things about fox before he gives him anything #that boy is not okay #commander fox #commander thire #clone medic oc: Index #clone medic oc: Bullet #coruscant guard #sw #tcw

[igotsnothing]

(A little glimpse into the future...)

Happy Holidays, friends! ❄️❤️⛄

#sims 4 story #sims 4 vampires #lawrence st germain #julian keats #bite me! #a love story #eventually #winterfest #is that a partridge in a pear tree? #or are you just happy to see me? #well done juju! #he planned it all #the boy had poor intentions all along #lawrence loves his gift #i love them

[fisheito]

@trainto1925 coincidentally i have just arrived

The soft ones ARE choosing violence 🥰

#oli in a clearly disadvantaged situation and he's still immediately ready to thrown down #you dare slander eiden? I'll punch you. I'll smack the mist. I'll slap the disembodied voice in my head #i will take your formless evil and physically beat it into submission with the holy book #there is no calculated (oohh better not anger the illusion wizard currently watching us from the forest shadows) #only (TRY ME . I KNOW YOUR TRICKS. REVEAL YOURSELF SO I CAN PROPERLY DESTROY YOU) #the softies rly are more impulsive than i remember. love that . #i need to stop woobifying all the softer boys just because theyre not all sufferthirsty murdermunchers like kuya #at the rate we're going it's a bunch of uwu nice boys just chillin until eiden gets threatened #then they're all I'LL FIGHT *THAT* GUY. I'LL FIGHT THAT TREE! I'LL FIGHT *MYSELF*!!!! U CANT STOP ME #and eiden is holding them back with his lil vermicelli arms like PLEASE CALM DOWN #olivine #eiden

[whispertree-coll]

"oh u like damien lavey because hes a bad boy how original" NO I DO NOT I LOVE DAMIEN LAVEY BECAUSE HE IS CHRONICALLY STUPID AND I LIKE MY MEN DUMB AS ROCKS!!!! AY-FUCKING-MEN!!!!!!

#woods post #idk this is a nitpicky thing #and its more than likely bc we also have a fictive of the guy #but so many people misunderstand him as this troubled tsundere bad boy #hes not. hes so not hes just really stupid #hes not brooding in the corner over some lost love or whatever the fuck #hes plotting the next orphanage he's gonna burn down or some shit #monster prom #monster prom damien #damien lavey #whispers from the trees

[minzart]

Love Alfred with a cross bow... BUT COME ON THE JOKE WAS RIGHT THERE, THE PARALLELS, "the son of dracula" vs "the son of hellsing", also let one iteration of Hellsing be a gremilin, a swer rat, the manifestation of obsession turned insanity

#the batman 2004 #the batman vs dracula 2005 #batman vs dracula #batman #dc #penguin 2004 my beloved he's just a lil guy with razor sharp teeth and letal unbrelas ♡ #dc joker #finished the 2004 series and the movie. i love the style damn #dracula just jumping on joker with 'jaguar sound' tree seconds after waking up made me laugh #of course the maniac clown is more resistent of the vampire venom and manteins his fucking in/sanity longer #if bruce was younger. teen or something as batma. i bet dracula would pull the adoption papers. whats more romantic than reviving your wife #and introduIng her to new son boy who manteined your legacy of bats alive during your centuries of half death or something #DC comics