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eclecticopposition · 11 months
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give meee... headcanons about the Sangfielle friends in the most boring AU you can imagine like. idk. office Sangfielle. grocery store Sangfielle. they all work at a movie theater. whatever sounds mundane as hell and you have Thoughts about :3
okay tumblr ate my fucking answer the first time. let's try this again.
the thing about these guys is that no matter how mundane you make it, they can make anything into a situation. that's just the guys they are. so we put them in a Walmart.
Marn is an employee with a great customer service voice. She's keeping it together in the face of some truly wild statements and requests. One man keeps asking for frootie hooties, a brand of cereal that he insists is real and everyone is just refusing to sell to him, and she's spent twenty minutes trying to tell him that they just don't have it in stock
Lye and Es are having an animated conversation in the clothing area, where she is examining various colorful dresses and he is distractedly picking things off of nearby shelves and putting them back down. The conversation started at how they got kicked out of dayward yve's novelty store and is now about whether stealing should be more or less of a crime than manslaughter, because it's not as bad as killing but it is on purpose. People are trying not to pay attention to them. Eventually they are asked to leave, at which point it is revealed that lye has about two hundred dollars worth of items in his pockets and es has some candles she liked and a new pair of shoes in hers. They are both barred from Walmart.
Duvall hates it here. It's loud, he hates the lights, the aisles make no sense, he can't find anything he's looking for, and people keep coming up to him to ask him where things are. He doesn't even work here. Why do people assume he works here? He's not even wearing any Walmart merchandise. Is that what it's called when you're an employee? Merchandise? Well, it's what it would be called if he wears it, which he never will, because he doesn't work here and never wants to. Have a nice day ma'am.
Pickman is slowly marching her way through the aisles one at a time, peering at her shopping list and holding a tiny shopping basket in one hand. She has to be very careful not to knock the shelves over sometimes. Just trying to get groceries. People are nervously avoiding her. Says "Hey, you" to some poor employee to ask where the milk and cigarettes are. Just grunts at everything else. When she's at the checkout, the guy there asks "Did you find everything you're looking for?", and she just says "No." and leaves
Chine comes out of the bathroom with a live rat in his hand. People scream. The manager finally comes up to him like "Sir, you can't have rats in here." They say "Oh, she's not mine. She was just having trouble opening the door." Gets a big meat on the bone at the deli and nothing else. When he asks how much it costs, they just say it's on the house and try to get him to leave as soon as possible. They go like "Oh, really? Are you sure? I have some money." and sound surprised but pleased, like they're being done a personal favor. The employees insist. He's like "Alright, thanks!" and then asks the rat if she wants anything
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snakesinsocks2005 · 26 days
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Pin for survivors
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barblaz-arts · 11 days
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They forgot to tell him
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orchidbreezefc · 7 months
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i made a variant of [link: two cakes] to illustrate a related principle
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golyadkin · 8 months
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Sons Of The Labyrinth or The Things Our Fathers Do To Us
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spicymotte · 15 days
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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy
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bewarethecircles · 9 months
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I went through every possible emotion in those last 20 minutes, plus some that I made up on the spot! how are y'all?
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stellarspecter · 5 months
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biscuit-munchies · 18 days
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you ever get reference for characters but this weird feeling of embarassment washes over you for looking them up?
Yeah what the fuck, brain? It's not even nsfw it's just- looking them up.
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crabhousecrafting · 6 days
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hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like
etho created the hopper clock! ⏰
xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️
cubfan is a published astrophysicist.
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moonrpg · 7 months
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I thought your username was “M preg” at first glance
Goodbye ,
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so you guys like booping, now get ready for this new feature: reblogging <3
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alaynnah · 11 months
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Can't believe it worked
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tooquirkytolose · 1 month
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Dark Magicks
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slitherpunk · 1 month
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lol. lmao, even
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arunneronthird · 3 months
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they get along great
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