Why can't gay people pick up hints cause bro how did you not understand "you could be so wonderful. You're a genius. You're stone cold brilliant, you are, I swear, you really are. But you could be so much more. You could be beautiful. With a mind like that we could travel the stars. It would be my honour. Cause you don't need to own the universe. Just to see it, Have the privilege of seeing the whole of time and space, that's ownership enough."
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I just know Alice was biting her tongue that whole time because ain't no way Sam came to work drunk and is telling her about being professional. She's a better woman than me I would've started lecturing him right then and there instead of the few snark comments she made.
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Uhhh hey Rabid please don't attack me but..
I think I broke Ace again...
But it's positive this time!!! I promise
Are you flippin kidding me man..
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i was sad over a boy then i realized lance is taller and richer so now i dont even care
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Crackin open a lukewarm one with da bois
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The day Castor and KCC Lunar finally kiss, Pollux will come out of thin air and just go "YES! FINALLY!"
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Jessica spending half the movie scheming with her unborn fetus is the feminist revival Hollywood needed
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wdym you breathe next to other girls
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I finally found something out in the wild on my local fb marketplace. The description is what nails it for me lol.
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I should be getting stretched out on some girl's knot but instead I have to do "work" how homophobic is that
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when dudes talk about the male loneliness epidemic and they're like "i never get likes on social media :(" GIRL. if that's your biggest problem try living in the body of a fat teenage girl and get acquainted with the true meaning of the word alienation
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