#/chill

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Uno, with the continuous draw rule (draw until you get a card you can play) and the stacking rule (if someone puts down a +2 or +4, you can block it by putting down your own, and the next person can block it as well which means you can end up having to draw 12 cards)

Who wins? Who loses? Does it just go on forever?

Oh you know what character is perfect for this ask? Bonnie.

Bonnie is a serial cheat. So long as Roxy isn't in the room, he cheats as often as physically possible. What I'm saying is, this guy has an infinite amount of +4s up his sleeve to pile them on Freddy. It's always Freddy. Sometimes Monty, but mostly Freddy. Freddy has a knack for winning card games and Bonnie has a knack for losing to him. He's sat there, the turn before Freddy's, just waiting for Monty to give him a +4 so he can pass it along. If Chica is playing she knows he has a stack so sometimes she'll ask Monty if he has a +4 specifically to be able to hit Freddy with +12, possibly more if anyone else is playing. Now, Freddy can accuse Bonnie of cheating, but he can never fucking prove it so he's always getting away with it. It's why everyone always prefers to play with Roxy when they want to not have to worry about the card game equivalent of a ticking time bomb because she will rip him a new one for trying to cheat on her watch. And she's good at catching him doing it too, he doesn't get away with that shit with her and yet he's always trying. He's determined to get one over on her eventually. Freddy meanwhile, is struggling to hold all his cards. Plot twist: Due to the draw to match rule, he still ends up winning lmao

Speaking of draw to match, there is nothing Roxy and Chica love more than figuring out what colour the person who's got Uno has and changing the colour right before their turn. They especially love doing it to each other because they're so well known for it. They like to make sure that they're spaced out between the other players to make sure they can rob people of win at the last minute as often as possible. Everyone panicking like "WE GOTTA CHANGE THE COLOUR WE CAN'T LET THEM WIN" and then, out of the shadows, their saviour arrives as one of them speaks up, calm as fuck and says "Leave it red." The group start to cheer while the guy with Uno starts to hope and pray they're bluffing. They do bluff sometimes just to keep everyone on their toes and because it's hilarious but no one can ever fucking tell. Roxy is stupid obvious with her emotions but both options are good to her so she's never been harder to read in her entire life. Chica just wears a sweet, innocent smile as if she isn't holding the fate of the entire game in her hands. These two will literally save a regular colour change card for the entire game just for this. Sometimes they go a step further and ask if someone has a specific number card so they can change the colour like that and suddenly it's like a game of Go Fish. With draw to match as a rule? This is a fucking lethal move lmao

And you know who always ends up drawing a bajillion? Monty. Every time. He's like "Guess who's gotta draw again!" and everyone starts loudly counting the amount of cards he has to pick up every time. There is absolutely nothing funnier to everyone than when he has to pick up twenty cards after Roxy in particular just changed the colour when he had Uno. Just progressively throwing more and more absurd death threats at her while she cackles her ass off. Jokes on her, with all these cards, it's not hard to get a couple of +2s. His vengeance came one day when she immediately tried to +2 him after he'd drawn twenty and he passed it onto Chica... who passed it on to Freddy, who passed it back onto her... and guess who didn't have another +2? Roxy is LIVID while it's Monty's turn to laugh into eternity.

With all this being said, the one person they all always gang up on, is Bonnie. Cause he's a cheat. The moment Roxy grabs his wrist and pulls three +4s out of his sleeve without even looking up from her cards, it is a massacre. They dogpile him so hard, and anyone else that attempts to cheat gets the same treatment. Every player is coordinating specifically to make him draw more cards and he's so mad about it every time but it's still fun because he did ask for this lmao

Sunny is the infinitely lucky one though. He's always skirting along with Uno for like ten turns because he keeps drawing a playable time first try every time. The only way to stop him is to keep changing the colour or to +2 or +4 him. There was once a game where Chica was on one side of him, Foxy on the other and they kept reversing it so he couldn't play while they scrambled for a way to stop him. "I HAVE A +2 YA GOTTA MAKE IT RED" "I CAN'T MAKE IT RED REVERSE IT" "PLEASE YA GOTTA FIND A RED" and it went on for so god damn long lmao. Sunny keeps giggling like "heeheeheee I'm gonna win now!! You can't stop me!!! You can only reverse it for so long!!!" he finds their scrambling hilarious. He also shouts "TAKE THAT!!!" every time he plays a +4 or +2 and the one that completely misses what colour they're all avoiding and sets it to that colour without thinking. Monty deep sighing as he switches it back to a colour he doesn't have after he's already drawn like thirty cards over several turns lmao

They once all played teams Uno where Roxy had the minis helping her and Sunny and Moon were working together. The game didn't end for an hour and a half and yet, with Bonnie commentating, the others spectating were enraptured. They got Vanessa in on this a few times and it's the first time Freddy has lost in three years lmao

#fnaf security breach #roxanne wolf #glamrock chica #montgomery gator #glamrock freddy #the daycare attendant #fnaf sunny #glamrock bonnie #pop rox answers #/chill #long post

[roxanne-in-the-band]

If my FNaF blog dies to Tumblr this is where I'm moving to besties

I'll change the name back to my old URL when I'm able to if things go south

#can't believe i have to do this #dayum :/ #/chill

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

#this is about winx on netflix #and also #the chilling adventures of sabrina #fate the winx saga #and #powerpuff girls #it got cancelled but still #barbie #barbie movie

[pirateprincessjess]

Men are being very normal about the new Godzilla design

#something being pink shouldn’t make you this mad #I’ve had to delete so many comments about “Godzilla being woke now it is unhinged #chill #TW transphobia #transphobia

[throathole]

Part of getting older is realizing how absolutely insane it is that basically every form of media is constantly trying to convince us that the most interesting moments of the lived human experience are happening in HIGH SCHOOL…… girl who gives a flying fuck what 16 year olds are doing.

#they should be playing undertale and chilling #that’s it

[everydaylouie]

ghost swing 👻 🎸

#animation #halloween #blender #flash #yep! they're back #pretty chill one this year. happy spooky season!

[ftmtftm]

I'm begging other trans people to read an ounce of Black Feminist or Decolonialist Feminist writing. I'm on my hands and knees and begging you. I promise you, I promise you, there is so much more to Feminist theory than anything you have picked up from White/Radical/Pop/Liberal Feminism I promise you. Read There Is No Hierarchy Of Oppressions By Audre Lorde. I have a link to the PDF right here you can read it for free. Take my hand I can't do this alone (thanks glass beach). Peace And Love On Planet Earth.

#letting myself be silly with this one everyone be CHILL #original post

[butchfalin]

#sorry. weird mood. chronic illness moment. im in so much pain and my response to that is to envision violence and mutilation #in like. a chill and normal way though i prommy 😇🫀🦴🔪 #yeehaw #1k #5k #10k

[spinejackel]

What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O

it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”

the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997

it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)

two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama

and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio

edit: it has been brought to my attention that the native american “legend” part of this post was a rumor spread by a documentary.

i have been asked to remove it, but i believe in letting my errors stand because i’m not perfect. i make mistakes

#ask #nature #tornado #sorry if this reply is late #hope the image of walking tornadoes chills you to the bone as much as they do for me #usually i find tornadoes strangely awe inspiring #what with the shear power and destruction they can cause in such a short amount of time #but walking tornadoes are another class all their own #also i made a typo in fujita scale and it’s too late to fix it now

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

[monty-glasses-roxy]

OH THE RUIN TRAILER DROPPED AND I HAVE THOUGHTS

SO

SPOILERS FOR RUIN TRAILER THAT DROPPED LIKE AN HOUR AGO

So. First off.

We have DLC Girl's name. It's Cassy apparently. I misheard it as 'Gassy' the first time and was VERY confused. The animatronics look awful as expected but what's interesting here is, only Monty seems to have some kind of attack on the player? Roxy has a close up shot of her holding onto Cassy and when Cassy touches her hand, she looks over to it confused. I get the idea from that, that she may not be a threat? Or perhaps there's a plot here where Cassy helps the animatronics too? I dunno, I just found that really interesting how Roxy just. Didn't seem to attack. You do see her stalk around a bit on cameras but I dunno it just seemed really interesting to me that she wouldn't also have a violent attack of some sort.

Chica also doesn't seem to have an attack and she's definitely featured the most here so presumably, she's going to play some sort of role in all of this. Perhaps she's Cassy's favourite? It doesn't give me the vibe that Chica is going to be playing as her guardian or support but you never know.

Interestingly, I didn't see Freddy at all. I'm wondering if perhaps Freddy is the reason Gregory is trapped in the Pizzaplex as we don't see Gregory either.

Sunny and Moon look dope as hell by the way. And also not very threatening. They just kinda wave. Is this animatronic redemption or something cause honestly, they all just look kinda sad.

Monty does seemingly try and bite Cassy, however, she uses her hands to force his jaw open? So it might not be a big attack although it does seem like that's what it's intended to be.

Also big glitchy looking rabbit thing at the end? Or perhaps that was DJ? I dunno. But no one but Monty seems that aggressive to me so that would be pretty interesting I think.

There seems to be a new mask mechanic coming into play too which is interesting. Perhaps a tie in to Help Wanted given she put it on and everything went glitchy and weird? Not sure on that one. I think it's a Vanny mask, but I can't really tell

Cassy seems to be riding a mechanical thing around for a little bit so maybe that's our animatronic guardian or perhaps some sort of controlling of robots mechanic? Who knows!

My biggest question though is how the fuck did Cassy climb through the window in the lobby above the entrance??? How did she do that???

I'm intrigued! It looks interesting and I really hope they don't take a harsh left on this and kinda just go the same old route again with it.

ALSO ALSO ONE LAST THING

I SAID ROXY TALKIES WOULD BE COOL AND GUESS WHAT CASSY HAS??? HEEHEE I LOVE IT

EDIT: Apparently Freddy is on a pile of scrap I could have sworn that was Chica lmao. He and Chica seem in the best shape compared to Roxy and Monty with the exception of Sunny and Moon who looks cool as hell.

#fnaf security breach #ruin dlc #security breach ruin #it's interesting I think #could be real cool and just the kind of thing I want to see #/chill #roxanne wolf #glamrock chica #montgomery gator

[satanicdollx]

they should invent friends that do not live so fucking far

#I'm less sad today but still sad #we're not even that far even from a European point of view like 400kms is okay-ish 🥹 #it's just complicated in terms of public transportation and it's expensive #anyway gonna play DAO (bc BG3 is still bugged) and chill all day feel free to invade my asks #nyx.txt

[xno-chill-memesx]

#fresh memes #memes #savage memes #lol #memesdaily #meme #savage #dank memes #funny memes #funny #omg #best memes #no chill memes #no chill #relatable memes #relatable #comedy #hilarious #true memes #it be like that sometimes

[lesbianshepard]

while frustrating, the funniest response to historical erasure of same sex couples is people wildly overcorrecting and assuming any interaction between two men in history was a secret homosexual relationship covered up by Big Historian. i saw someone on r/sapphoandherfriend sincerely ask if Thomas Jefferson and John Adams were lovers.

#no bestie they were not #😭 they HATED each other #though iirc they chilled out later on in life #i dont doubt that there are enemies to lovers hamilton fanfics out there #but like. no. they were not in a gay relationship.

[michameinmicha]

Do you ever miss a character from a show but not like in the way that you want to rewatch the whole show because theres so much stuff going on and thats not what youre looking for but you miss your boy

#this is about jesse from breaking bad #i miss him :( #but i dont want to rewatch the show cause theres do much bad shit hapening to him #i want to watch another show where he gets to just hang out and chill #mine #breaking bad

[july-19th-club]

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

#i personally like to not be doing things constantly at all times. it stresses me out #i know there are ppl who thrive on cosntant activity #but me i like to chill out. #and the problem then becomes that i only ACTIVELY remember to do work and Find More Work To Do when im stressed #at the thought that others might want to see me working #if im ever relaxed i just dont look for stuff to do #catch 22 of modern work culture which permeates even ostensibly noncapitalist structures like public libraries #for instance: will it really kill anybody if the books get shelved by me now after a very busy day? #or shelved tomorrow morning by. well probably me since i'll be the one at the desk #not in the slightest #but it was work that wasnt being immediately done by me. therefore it was incorrect behavior #that i failed to identify because my instinct is to relax when not immediately presented with a Situation #this got me labeled as 'having no initiative' by my dad from a very early age #and even as an adult i still feel like im a child with no initiative