#//random number 5

[salemruinseverything]

uuuughh i need better friends. only like 5 of the people i actually talk to are people i enjoy being around. all of the people i think are cool never talk to me fuck my liiiiiiiiiiiife

#this post goez out 2 rowan & everest who are the only 2 of those 5 who will see this i <3 u guys 🙏 #also to all the cool mutuals i never talk to but who make my life better anyways pls help me increase that number /hj #salem's random thoughts #also fuuuuck i logged on to desktop tumblr 4 the first time in ages & my unfucker stopped working please help #i don't wanna endure the twitterification any longer i h8 it!!!!!!!!!!!!! it looks cramped!!!!!!!!!!! give the posts room to breathe!!!!!!1

[hurglewurm]

me: keeps drawing random one-off fanarts from things that aren't currently big at all

also me: why no notes on my arte

#grateful for all of u lol #but why no notes !! lol !! i want attention i want engagement #i need to be LOVED and sharing my art is the vessel through which i ascribe my self worth... #it's like how if you have a long list of movies to watch ur still more likely to just. #watch some random movie you heard about 2 minutes ago that seems interesting. if u have spare movie time #bc it's lower pressure or smth #idk brother ! idk #im just chillin here in my cave drawing things apparently only i want to see and like maybe 5 other people #welcome to my cave #alligates says things #yo being an artist on the internet is genuinely awful. social media is not built for my delicate ass #even popular artists (i might technically be a popular artist) like i Know it sucks babe. i know #anyway 'no notes' generally in the past i could hit like. 500 ? with relative ease ? sometimes #yall i'm struggling to hit 100. why 7 reblogs and 35 likes. this is not the way #i'm a creator on the internet complaining about numbers ! not really gonna stop me tho #let's be honest whether or not i'm getting attention my ability to draw or not is contingent on. my own psychological ass. and little else #thank u for listening. it is my bedtime. goonite #if you read all these tags... idk. tell me the name of your favourite flower !

[kindahoping4forever]

3 Days...

#this came from another random number right as i was logging into therapy and... it was an odd experience lmao #5sos #5 seconds of summer #calum hood #luke hemmings #ashton irwin #Michael clifford #all #the 5sos show tour #5sos community texts #kh4f post #how long until that first pic is the cover of a wattpad book

[celerysimpnartz]

Been sitting in the gallery with no purpose for a while. Might as well.

#the umbrella academy #digital art #klaus hargreeves #number five #five hargreeves #number four #klive #tua fandom #art #Tua season 3 #Tua 3 #@5 same #Random guy: *checking Klaus out* #Five: So you have chosen death #Cannot will not and shall not draw the other eye

[izzysillyhandsy]

What if the whole plot of S3 is just Izzy's ghost appearing to every single character we've ever met.

Over the season, everybody's desperately trying to get rid of him by making peace with whatever unresolved business their version of Izzy represents.

And when I say every character, I mean every character - even those who've never met him like Mary, Doug and the kids. Ivan, Jack and Steaky come back just for their own personal haunting.

Famously, DJ said there's no version of OFMD without Izzy Hands. What about there's no second of OFMD without Izzy Hands?

In S3 there will be at least one ghostly Izzy in every scene, acting as a plot device/mentor/father figure for every character and every relationship on the show.

In the end, everybody will get their well-deserved happy ending. All the ghost Izzys, their missions accomplished, will slowly dissolve into sea foam upon the waves.

#ofmd #izzy hands #honestly - I'd watch it #Izzy's ghosts getting more and more annoyed #and who are YOU exactly?? #but surprisingly getting along really well with the most unlikely people (random bar guest number 5)

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i think its funny that i have a whole blog dedicated to exclusively saiki k stuff even though i literally live and breathe my little pony

#autistic gal dedicates all her time to a random interest instead of her lifelong special interest for some reason #saiki k is also one of my special interests i.. think ? its hard to tell. depends how long it lasts then i'll be able to tell. #but mlp has always been my number one since i was a literal baby #zelda is number two and has been since i was maybe 5 #i want to make a side blog to post non tdlosk things but like. #it would be a jumbled mess of different things and i hate messy blogs i need my shit to be so organized #i love this blog with every bit of me and i cant bare to put other shit on it i just wont

[messy-jaxx]

get chazzed

#get chazzed #chazz princeton #jun manjoume #yugioh gx #ygo gx #ygo fanart #fanart #jaxx art #jaxx's art #random bs -> #its 5 am and i cant sleep 😻!! #but hey chazz so yay i gues #im so tired #i know i dont post chazz a lot but he's actually my number 1 ygo gx fave !! :3

[icewindandboringhorror]

Hrmm... put together a roommates quiz finally after years of thinking it would be an interesting idea lol.. Though obviously not meant to be taken super seriously, I just like thinking about this aspect of personality compatibility. Like yeah, maybe you could get along with someone just chatting with them, but living together is such a different thing. .. curiouse...

#Not that I think that many people would really care since I barely know anyone on tumblr in real life and would never live with random #internet strangers lol but... idk.. I made this to give to friends from time to time and thought... why not post it here too #just out of sheer curiosity if anyone takes it what the most common results would be and etc. #My initial assumption is that most people would probably fall into the 'maybe' category and that either extreme of 'best roomates' #and 'worst roomates' would be the least common #very long also since I like to be thorough I guess #THOUGH... upon second thought... tumblr is home of the like Weird Introverts Who Sit Inside All The Time.. so maybe it's more #likely to come across compatible poeple on here. given that many of the questions are about how meticulous #people are with their scehdules or how often they invite friends over or if they like to mostly stay inside etc. #(since personally I think having a roommate coming and going and bringing random people over all the time would be too chaotic #lol... I need a peaceful quiet household) #Also I kind of don't like the way uquiz seems to do results. I was hoping it would be a number tally? I used some sort of quiz making site #before where you weight the question responses with a number (so the 'Best' response is worth a 0 #The worst is worth like 5 points. and all the in between are like 1 - 4 points or something). So then it is actually possible to have a #''perfect score'' category (someone who gets a literal 0 points). and also you could weight some EXTREMELY bad answers #to add like +10 to the score instead of just +5. And someone who got the MAX possible points would be the WORST compatibility. etc. #But uquiz seems to just be like ''which category did you score towards the MOST'. So someone can give some pretty bad answers #that are VERY non compatible. but as long as MOST of their answers landed in a 'compatible' category #then they would still be listed as compatible despite still actually having some dealbreakers in there. Which is also possible with the #'every answer is a number amount' ranking system too. but I feel like that one does allow for a little more customization #and accuracy (like making the dealbreakers add like...+40 to the score or something so that #there's basically NO way that someone could answer with one of those and still get a good score. Or the ability to have a literal #'perfect score' (getting a zero) etc. #BUt anyway lol... inchresting.. inchresting... curious to consider maybe making a uquiz #for the characters in the gameI'm making like.. which npc are you type quiz or something #now that I've made one and seen how it works.. hrmm hrmm.... #(< game will not even be done for like another year but still thinking about nonsense like this lol)

[yoiku]

So I played through episode 12 yesterday and episode 13 today between my cleaning sprees and i only cried a little maybe dozen times through it all, so all I can say is that the main story continues to deliver. Wasn't very keen on the storytelling style of ep13 at first, but definitely warmed up to it along the way. Getting scenes from the wiewpoint and in the thoughts of so many characters in just one episode turned out to be pretty refreshing. I did feel a bit overwhelmed as well but i'll put that on me chewing through it all in one day. Sometimes I feel a bit worried that where is the main story going to go after a huge chunk of it comes to a conclusion, but at the same time... If the side stories have proved anything, its that there are so many things about the entire world and lore to explore. And I have to admit I'm still getting more curious about it all. if you told me 5 years ago that the story and universe in a gacha game(derogative) is going to be something i'm obsessing over, I would've been so pissed at you even suggesting that. Anyway, its a nice feeling to be so interested in something. I've lost interest in so many things and i feel like over the years its getting harder and harder for me to really get into something.

#i'm also pretty proud of myself with how well i've dealt with the whole gacha element over these 5 years with arknights #i used to struggle a lot with putting money into games for nothing #money that i didnt even have basically #i used way too much of my student loan back in the day to buy lootboxes and other similar shit #which i will continue to regret for another 15 years more before the debt is hopefully paid off #so i have purposefully avoided any games with -put in real money for random number generator results- options #and I really REALLY just dislike the whole gacha idea and model of monetization #it is your own damn fault if you put your money in and regret it later #but the model is still distasteful and also predatory to people with existing gambling problems #As much as i really enjoy arknights i also don't like to bring it up to talk about with random people because it is a gacha #and it will always first and foremost be judged by that factor

[smute]

theres a 1312 graffito on the sidewalk outside our house which is based obviously but honestly so hilarious im about to poast my full address just so you guys can understand how ridiculous it is to see something like that here

#its not just that we live in a very quiet part of a small town #theres also like. zero foot traffic #our street is literally a dead end #and ours is one of 3 houses on it #like #theres a no 1 #3 #and we're no 5 #and thatse it #there are only 3 pedestrians here #the old woman who lives in no 1 and passes our house when she walks her dog #the mailwoman #and me lmao #the numbers also face our house #like i can read them from the window #its just so random #i love it #&

[pikoeatsglue32]

the number 5 has the most complex gender I’ve ever come across it cannot be deciphered

#Idk why #5 is a mystery to me tbh #I assign random traits to number’s subconsciously

[i-am-a-snivy]

#random polls #polls #poll #numbers #snivy #he likes the number 5 because it looks like a snivy #and he likes the number 2 because it’s clearly the bets number

[malka-lisitsa]

Katherine is the mean kind of Dom who will make you ask before you can cum, and sometimes she will absolutely say no- and continue to ride you.

If in the case that you cum anyway without permission she will be so unreasonably mean about it and spend the next few days riling you up with no release as punishment. Edge you like crazy, till you beg her, then you better hope shes in a forgiving mood.

#usfw #this random headcanon brought to you by the number 5 #headcanon #shes so mean

[greyias]

As a follow-up on Ari's never-ending musical tour, it appears Steam just decided to stop counting my progress at 17/100, and refuses to update it past that, because the morning after the romance scene, I decided to go ahead and try to hit up the Underdark (and the Blighted Village) that I had forgotten to serenade while in Act 1, and got so many gold pieces from people who she had not played for previously.

Unlike those plebs in Moonrise Towers, mushroom people are really into the lute.

As is this doomed wannabe kidnapper from the Society of Brilliance:

(don't worry why Astarion was hiding. I was trying to save her and her asshole friends' future asses by stealing back the owlbear egg I'd swindled her into taking, but even when Astarion succeeded and started to sneak away she was like "BITCH GIMME THAT BACK" so have fun dying jerk! But... at least she tips better than the Harpers)

Then headed back to the Blighted Village, which I somehow had missed completely while dragging my feet in Act 1, and performed for all the goblins. They enjoyed our traveling show, and had some, erm. Interesting suggestions.

I, uh, am sure it makes an interesting xylaphone-like sound. But I think I'll pass.

Confirmed: Ari's lute playing is more entertaining than watching ogre porn

Thanks I guess? Also we might be forever banned from the Emerald Grove for reasons, but don't worry about that. It's not important.

#we can't go back to the emerald grove #apparently ari picking up a book NOT OUTLINED IN RED #made the two jerk druids really mad #it was not owned by anyone i swear!! #and they just started following her around #shouting THIEF THIEF #even after she put it back #if i ever do an evil run #(which is not likely but still) #the FIRST DRUID TO GO is that isolationist jerk #also ari got hit in the head this time with a piece of gold traveling at mach 5 (but her ac is high enough it was fine no hp lost) #the tadfools back at it again (in true form) #we also wound up doing the prison break (which is an entire post of its own) #(because that went hilariously and badly wrong) #apparently steam stopping the counting at some random number early on is happening to a lot of people #and SUPPOSEDLY they just suddenly get it whenever you actually get to 100 in-game #apparently act 3 it's pretty easy to hit the number so there's that #ari's musical adventures #grey's bg3 tag #bg3 posting #bg3 spoilers #ari's og campaign

[just-browsing1222]

Watch me do the absolute LEAST necessary things for starting a solo rpg.

#for a solo rpg session you need: #1. a character #2. a brain with imagination settings turned on #3. random number generators (i prefer dice but non-acoustic options also work) #4. a general setting idea. can be literally anything #5. an oracle (non-human) (random numbers-based) #optional: #1. way to document events #2. an rpg system #3. plot idea #I have the bare bones of a character backstory #but I started making a map for the world he'll be in #it will have the continents and climate zones figured out but no big landmarks beyond that #that is extremely unnecessary I can make up the world as I go #I am currently laying miniature wooden boards on the inside of a dice tray #the dice tray is somewhat necessary because the sound of dice rolling hurts my ears. a dice tray can be any box. #I stupidly decided to build and decorate my own #yes I will be covering the bottom with felt. the reason for the dice tray IS the dice sound #it could have still been ANY BOX #I might never start playing #dnd #solo rpg #solo roleplay #why am i like this

[fingertipsmp3]

I love the sims 2 because it will completely wreck your shit right when you’re least expecting it

#i’ll set the scene for you: i’m doing the prosperity challenge (basically a challenge where you create a number of completely randomised #families and you play them in rotation. rules vary but generally the goal is to make all your sims as successful as possible #and it’s meant to add some variety and drama to the game) #so i’ve played through the first four families which were all some variation of either grandparents or teenagers looking after kids #just because that’s how my rolls fell. so i got to the last house which was just one adult man and i was like okay. #i JUST need an heir out of him. just ONE. and things were going great! he already had a boyfriend (the random uncle of the first family #i played realllly liked him and i was like ‘this might as well happen’) so i had them try for baby. then his dream job (slacker lol) #came up in the newspaper on the FIRST DAY and he kept getting promoted! i also had him adopt a stray dog i thought was cute #his pregnancy went unbelievably well. he only passed out while eating one time. i allowed myself to be lulled into a false sense of security #and then mans ✨WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND GAVE BIRTH TO QUADRUPLETS✨ #look this is honestly on me for downloading the triplets and quads mod. i don’t even know why i do it. just for the risk factor? #regardless there was only a 3% chance for this and yet it STILL happened. on the first birth in the neighbourhood no less!!!!! #bear in mind this man is living in a 2 bedroom starter home; has one paycheque (GROCERY STORE CLERK) AND he’s just spent a bunch of money #on his new dog. and we can’t exactly sell the dog’s stuff because it’s essentials #i managed to find the money for 4 cribs and a nanny fucking Somehow. and then carnage ensued #i don’t think this man bathed for 3 days. i got the dog a job and then realised it got weekends off so wouldn’t be going #aging them all up into toddlers aged ME. i think they’re technically classified as some being a day older than the others but idc #i’ll rectify it at the next birthday. or at one of their birthdays anyway #it was just SO messy. next rotation should be better though??? i had him marry the kids’ other father (who is an elder so will probably be #around approximately 5 minutes) who bought in exactly £5 but at least there’s an extra person to change diapers and get bottles #i see a lot of nannies in these kids’ future i fear #personal