did a little DSoD rewatch and holy shit is kaiba relatable. I’m about to ramble so I’m putting a cut in.
first off, you KNOW this is a kaiba heavy movie because he’s literally the first character we see. where is he? fucking space, man. he’s got the millenium puzzle. you know shit’s about to go down. how did he get to space? fuck if we know at this point, but he beat elon musk there for sure.
then the next time we see him, he’s facing off in a duel against a perfect AI replica of his dead boyfriend. he wins, complements Atem’s hair, crushes a bottle, and then has the audacity to fire the person who designed it. the embodiment of dramatic billionaire. bezos could NEVER.
oh and then when he’s out in the pouring rain, his coat still does the Kaiba Coat Thing(tm). the amount of starch on that coat is probably enough to level a city of velvet. it doesn’t get dry cleaned, it gets soap blown in its general direction and then magically cleans itself. the coat is 90% of kaiba’s confidence (read: season one where he didn’t have the coat and straight up tried to off himself when he was gonna lose a duel). he stood in the middle of the street to dramatically monologue in Yugi’s general direction, and no one is bothered in the slightest. people only start honking after he leaves and it’s only yugi in the street. fucking icon.
me, watching the close-up of Kaiba in the space elevator: for the love of god someone get this man brown contacts
motherfucker jumps out of a moving jet plane, parks it remotely, and then summons a literal god with minimal effort. still has enough energy to run for his jet at a dead sprint. i’m sorry, charles xavier who?
he had to be traumatized, he would have killed god by this point had he not needed extensive therapy and several different antidepressants.
end of the movie, pulls a Back To The Fucking Future and has his space elevator go like 88 miles an hour so he can LITERALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME because Seto Motherfucking Kaiba is a goddamn scorpio and will hold a grudge for actual millenia.
sometimes I think about the fact that I jokingly say that Kaiba is compensating for something with the jet and the cards and the drama. then I remember he actually has things to compensate for that aren’t his penis that involve him not coming from money initially/being adopted/rough childhood in general.
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Hello I have returned with thoughts again
Thinking about Seer Trio, I love them <3 I forgot if they have an actual trio name or not I’ll have to go double check that
Just,,, Jaden and Chazz friendship man, rivalry is optional but I’m thinking ab the TikTok again where Chazz is one of three ppl who actually genuinely care about Jaden and it makes me go aaaaaaaaa. I never really think about Chazz and Jesse’s dynamic but they have great potential too.
I just think they’re so cool, little guys bonding over being able to see things others can’t. Maybe J&J showing Chazz the ropes on Seeing and stuff idk. Man let them be soft. Let them confide in each other and lean on each other and have each other’s backs.
If you want to go a step further make it QPR. I will die on Spiritshipping hill but have J&J be in a QPR with Chazz, I just think it’d be neat <3
I don’t care if it might be OOC in some cases, let them be soft <3 (and let there be angst, we always gotta have some of that, yes? :D)
Hmmmmm family trauma with Chazz and Great Expectations™, I’m a big fan of the hc of Jaden having no home life and having to raise himself after everything with Yubel when he was younger :))) I don’t think we know much about Jesse’s home life, so let’s make it a nice in between of the other two’s. His parents are still around unlike Jaden’s, but they’re more distant and neglectful than Chazz’s. They have expectations for him and if he fails to meet them it’s like he doesn’t exist, whereas Chazz’s parents just get angry. Give them bad parents and little to no support system, as a treat <3
Have them deal with Jaden’s self-destructive tendencies and lack of self-worth (he sees it as him making up for the crimes he committed as Supreme King. They see it as him being suicidal. “How can it be considered suicidal”, Jaden argues, “if I’m not even capable of dying?” Their hearts hurt for him regardless.) Give me angst from love, and love through the angst. Those who hurt and are hurting, helping and healing, even if it’s only by a fraction at a time.
Much love <3
Jesse Anderson my beloved. <3
What is this man's home life. I've written pages of backstory just to answer this question and every part of it is as wild as I could possibly make it because I think having every part of this southern boi be insane is the funniest possible route.
Chazz and Jesse friendship ooooooh. I found it so funny during GX when people were like "Ah yes, the two boys who can see duel spirits, Jesse and Jaden." LIKE! Guys Chazz is standing RIGHT there.
It makes sense tho, while Jesse and Jaden kinda incorporate the supernatural into themselves, Chazz is by all accounts just a normal guy who does not let being able to see invisible monsters distract him from being a run of the mill grunge teenager. And I adore him for it. Chazz being the actual Common Knowledge Braincell of the trio. Jesse and Jaden are capable of subduing space gods, but Chazz is the one you call when you need help on your taxes. (He grumbles and yells at you the whole time and is so grouchy you don't realize until later he was actually really helpful.)
Also YES to qpr. Give Jaden as many qprs as possible. He deserves it. The ideal Jaden Yuki support network is a delicate interconnected web of partners who are all in a groupchat together to keep track of who the hell is taking care of their shared boyfriend over the weekend. Chazz sends a selfie to Jesse of Jaden literally haven broken into his house and fallen asleep on top of him with the caption "come get your mans >:[" and Jesse responds "No <3"
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