#//For a FACT

[dutybcrne]

Huffman was definitely the first person Kae'd ever slept with, and had to spend a great deal of time talking Huffman out of proposing bc the man wanted to 'take responsibility', send tweet-

#//Not on the other blog bc it a general hc #//ANYWAY #hc; kaeya #//It's bc of Kae's voiceline #//HIs Mika one; where he mentions both Mika AND Huffman take things WAY too seriously #//But also the fact that Huffman is basically canon Kae simp lol #//Bc if there's anybody Kae could rope into shit; it's Huffman #//And at the time; he'd used his pretty face to do ONE reckless thing of his own; with ONE person he'd have no qualms doing so #//Prolly bc Huffman was the only friend Kae had at the time that he COULD fuck without a mortifying slew of problems #//Still prolly panicked just as bad as Huffman over the whole ordeal; bc he had yet to enter his flouncing peacock era at the time #//Cried abt it to Addie & everything; she helped make sure he wouldn't deal with any lasting consequences. & gave him a Scolding; but STILL #//He later on looked back on his first time like 'Wow I was so fucken stupid; you'd think I'd gotten knocked up or smth-' #//Deffo likes sleeping with Huffman every chance he gets in present day #//For the stress relief; even if it's a stress in and of itself to keep convincing him that he does NOT need to 'take responsibility' #//Huffman was prolly also the only person whose marriage offer Kae has ever actually seriously considered; to this date #//Bc they were already friends; but also bc Kae Knew that Huffman would only ever have good intentions to him #//For a FACT #//Known the guy since his trainee days; ofc he'd trust him over any nobles or most other people that'd try to vie for Kae's hand #//But it's also precisely BC Huffman is such a good friend that Kae also would rather Not marry him #//He knows the man too well; he'd make for a good fuck; yeah; but partner??? With how he's raised Mika??? His habits???? #//Nahhh #//And that's without mentioning Kae's OWN issues with marriage as it stands- #//Adding shit bc yes: Huffman is deffo the person Kae goes to when he starts getting antsy abt his looks #//Bc he knows Huffman would NEVER stop praising and complimenting him throughout #//Would deffo let the man fuck him through a dysphoric episode too; for the same reason #//Dude's too stupidly sincere; Kae finds it endearing and so very reassuring

[catchymemes]

#politics #facts #economy #tweet #twitter #funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

#Crunchyroll #piracy #funimation #money hungry ass streaming service #rambling #I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god #I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭! #get back to pirating kings!!! #anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this #CR is definitely not worth paying for though #CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee #capitalism #the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway #it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything

[daily-spooky]

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #jokes #dank memes #dark humor #facts #adulthood

[batshit-auspol]

For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.

Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.

Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:

violence:

drinking their own urine:

or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.

Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.

This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.

That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.

Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.

You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.

Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.

The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".

And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.

#australia #batshit #fun facts

[titleofpersonage-p01]

#palestine #free palestine #israel #israel is committing genocide #i understand both sides of the argument in the comments #but the fact that this can even be some what believable is concerning in itself #always remember that an “us vs them” narrative is dangerous #we cannot deny that innocent lives are being slaughtered #i just want this war to be over #but thats not something thats going to be easily done

[ultrafacts]

#facts #fact #history #ultrafacts #ultrafact #interesting #knowledge #memes

[o-kurwa]

#crypto bro #community notes #fact check #twitter #x

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned about Shiniuzhai, a convenience store hanging on a cliff in Hunan, that’s been nicknamed “most inconvenient convenience store” in China (x)

#today i learned #facts #truth #travel #explore

[call-me-remi]

#memes #facts

[normal-thoughts-official]

Please stop seeing politics as an identity and start seeing it as a collective means for change

#i am so tired of ppl trying to use 'theres no ethical consumption under capitalism' in regards to BDS #it's not about ethics it's about participating in a political strategy palestinians have spent YEARS promoting as a means for change #some things are in fact not about you #social justice #I/P #social issues #palestine #gaza #free palestine #free gaza #id in alt #overflowing trashcan

[catchymemes]

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #facts

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[daily-spooky]

#facts #funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #goth #gothic #tweet #twitter #funny memes #alternative #grunge #soft grunge #words #texts #writing

[batshit-auspol]

Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian Politics

#australia #auspol #history #fun facts #funny #country journalists make do

[homosexualfairy]

#quotes #cottagecore #naturecore #thoughts #books #words #books and libraries #dark academia #light academia #facts #memes