#// have you learned nothing?

[ultrakeencollectionbreadfan]

I don't know what's more surprising: that M&M's would actually pull a stunt like this, or that people are actually taking it at face value.

#m&ms #m&m's #maya rudolph #come on guys this is obviously a super bowl stunt #like baby peanut #have you learned nothing? #super bowl

[tekehu]

germany is so embarrassing, so wildly infuriating i wish someone would just end this government

#monologues #have you learned nothing? #i've written my district's representatives but #how can you be so fearful of your past actions that you become complicit in enacting them again #not to mention the restriction of demonstrations #and demonisation of islam and arabs AGAIN #baffling mind-blowing i'm crying angry tears every day

[locusfandomtime]

The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.

#(spoiler for the maths finale) 7 eats 9 #mathblr #math memes #shitpost #locus other time #this is a joke don’t get too worried about it. I just wanted an excuse to say imaginary numbers are OCs #i would go more in depth but alas. as I’m making this I’m 16 so I haven’t learned all the fun maths lore yet #math #to reiterate: I am aware this is an oversimplification and not how maths works and nothing in maths is canon! #I am not trying to say square rooting negative numbers is stupid or impossible or saying imaginary numbers are a lie or anything like that #I just wanted to have a bit of fun with using fandom terms for numbers (and play off the stereotype of people who police “canon”) #no hate to mathematicians or the field of maths. You guys are cool. Sorry if it came off that way

[valgeristik]

i dont think he remembers what a normal meal is, nor does he care

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 tav #baldur's gate oc #aino bg3 oc #kunst huli #ainos like i love you but this is unacceptable #inspired by the auto choice function when choosing camping supplies #other gems included: 8 bottles of wine and 2 raw fish #id imagine itll happen once someone lets astarion make dinner again #and its like guys. have we learned nothing #too sleepy to draw that tho so

[lazylittledragon]

they'll make it work

#steddie #steddie dads #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #ladies and gentlethems #i have been fighting this stupid comic for DAYS #i could Not make the shapes go #probably bc i was trying to do it while on a 'break' from art #please learn from me sometimes you just need a full day off where you do NOTHING

[spielzeugkaiser]

The ages in this show!! I have made some jokes about this before, but it gets me - with aging Ciri up and bringing her closer to Jaskiers age when they meet I can not help but draw parallels. Like Geralt bonded way differently with both of them (which makes sense because Ciri has been his Child surprise since birth and Jaskier just randomly turned up one day and followed him like a puppy) but it's so funny to me. also I'm 100% sure Jaskier was horny as fuck from the beginning so there was a whole different vibe from the get go

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #jaskier #geraskier #geralt of rivia #yennefer of vengerberg #I wanted to draw Geralt being maximum tired by remembering that #and also #ALSO #one thing I still don't forgive them from S2! (or like one of many many things #it wasn't just Yennefer who changed Geralt #it was 100% Jaskier first #if Geralt had been in the 'butcher' mindset of 'I need nobody' when meeting Ciri #if he hadn't met Jaskier before and had been friends with him for TWENTY FUCKIN YEARS #if Jaskier hadn't worn him down a bit - make him less guarded and more open #Geralt meeting Ciri would not have gone as well as it did #It's my firm believe that Jaskier is Geralts first deep relationship outside of his brothers were he truly bonds and learns to trust again #you can take that from my cold dead hands #and not because Geralt is a loner who doesn't talk to people - we see he has a lot acquaintances #but nothing is ever permanent there #no one who stays #I want to draw something funny but in my mind!! #I want a fic were Ciri and Jaskier talk about this and Geralt acknowledges that too #also a fun version #ciri and jaskier shenanigans

[accirax]

a collection of DCAS memes so far

#disventure camp #dcas #disventure camp spoilers #alec disventure camp #fiore disventure camp #hunter disventure camp #ally disventure camp #tess disventure camp #ellie disventure camp #jake disventure camp #gabby disventure camp #james disventure camp #lake disventure camp #ashley disventure camp #the james one was inspired by a doodle by sadlyglad_ on instagram so please support his work as well! #it's really good especially if you like james x aiden #also all of the forest backgrounds were assets taken from the show i did not draw those myself #why the hell did jake appear three times #he's just the man of the hour i suppose #i started drawing these before episode 6 and thankfully nothing happened to make any of these no longer relevant/true #hopefully i'll have more meme redraw ideas in the future but for now this is all. hehe disventure camp >:) #my art #fanart #comic #also i finally learned how to use the text tool in procreate! wish there was a better way to add outlines though #huntessally

[angelbitezzz]

yknow that thing where becoming obsessed with a character makes you a better artist? i am feeling it tonight boys

#art #my art #digital art #doodle #undertale #sans #sans undertale #classic sans #thinking about what it must've been like to learn that #everything you've ever known is turned on its head but nothing changes #you go about your day and everything is normal but you KNOW something now you know something you would've been better off not knowing #timelines jumping all over the place stopping and starting #what if thats you? what if its your timeline next? #how many yous have been bought back to zero without knowing? #how many times has it happened to you? #you get up and you make your brother oatmeal for breakfast and you think “whats the point?” #sorry just having a long think about silly skeleton man you know how it is

[astrid-beck]

I will never understand people who want Caleb to find some weird magical way to live longer not only bc it extremely obviously undermines everything that is poignant and crucial about him thematically but also because I think about old man Caleb and I want to start violently weeping

#pt. 1 #i have more. thinking about old man caleb again forever #and it's usually done so he can be with essek for longer but essek and old man caleb make me CRAZY. #and like did you learn nothing. about how sometimes it doesn't need to be forever. it can just be a moment. and that's still worth something #cr2 #caleb widogast #lena watches cr

[linipik]

Shiro with a full sleeve tattoo 💜

#takashi shirogane #voltron #voltron legendary defender #fanart #vld #LEap Year Boyyyy #i have ONE thing in my mind and it is... i want to learn to tattoo so here is one guy with a full sleeve bc life #those are violets February flowers #not very traditioal japanese to have that purple but whatever #you know that thing that says that if you dont personalize anything you will die with nothing by your name or something like that #yeah #im a bit mad i finished it after midnight

[skellagirl]

I hate everything I draw right now, so, y’know, the name of the game is memes!!! and shitposts!!! and a couple of ‘screenshot redraws’ but they’re just sketches!!!

(u can pry fantasy-times happy-family vlad/jack/maddie out of my cold dead hands btw)

#danny phantom #danny fenton #vlad masters #family breakfast #danielle fenton #jazz fenton #jack fenton #maddie fenton #TECHNUS #ember mclain #tucker foley #i gotta stop doing sketchdumps with so many characters :(((( #my art #please for the love of god if you have family breakfast prompts give them to me #also please ignore that I know nothing abt chess and I wasn't about to put any effort into learning for the sake of a joke lmao #I think Jack is one of my favorite characters to draw actually gjhgjhgjh

[aterfish]

Being ace is an opposite of fuck around and find out:

Fuck nobody and never know for sure

#never knowing is actually a very important part #bc you learn that you dont care and you dont wait for that ✨special someone✨ #if something changes: cool #if nothing changes: cool #i dont need to be sure to be okay with my sexuality #and i dont need proof for others if i want to use one label or another #peace and love on planet earth #humans have too short lives for random people telling them they can't live their life how they want #asexual #asexuality #aroace #ater babbling at 2 am #hello new followers time to disappoint you 💖 #also im sex repulsed. but if you are not? then fuck and never know for sure ✨ #its literally 2am i really should stop and think before posting something. but dis a problem for a future fish #Right now fish wants to post their stupid post

[secretlythatsme]

ALSO for your angst dpxdc consideration: danny would absolutely still be considered a meta. the term "meta" is used in a very vague, umbrella way where basically anyone who isn't a normal human is a meta. so even without the proper meta gene, danny would still be considered a meta by basically everyone (especially bruce). canonically speaking, danny isn't just a normal booooo kinda ghost - he also has some insane powers (like his ghost wail!) so he'd be considered a person with superpowers and therefore a meta.

so when you're writing dpxdc fics, please consider this! danny would be a meta in the dcu! kick that kid out of gotham!!!!

#im sorry i know tensions are high rn with the whole 'canon vs fanon' shit however #it does make me giggle a little whenever i see fics that are like 'danny isnt really a meta so he has nothing to worry about' #oh yes he does #i think a fic where danny himself thinks he's safe cause he's not a meta but Actually He's Wrong has great potential for angst And comedy #but any fic thats like 'oh bat.man wont consider him a meta once he learns danny is a ghost!' #nahnahnah im not letting y'all pull that actually #you havent considered the angst potential properly cmon guys #guys.. guys please.... guys if you learn more about dc you have more potential for angst guys guys are you liste- #ajdhgjlhdga #people should learn about the dc canon because fanon sucks!!! <broke #people should learn about the dc canon because it gives us more chances to wring danny like a towel <bespoke #aldhgl #dcxdp #dpxdc

[mushramoo]

why are we still drawing sexy tall dominant william afton in 2024. that man has the weakest most pathetic little crawl out of the sewers every new game and we are still portraying him as a top

#he is obviously shorter than Henry hello????? #you people have learned nothing #shields my art of him like a little wet cat #fnaf #fnaf fandom #william afton

[himejoshiangels]

yall cling to duke as "the normal one" like your lives fucking depend on it. like why go to such lengths to ignore everything incredible abt him canonically in favor of kicking him to the side bcs you headcanon him as boring. like do you understand how not quirky cute and progressive yall sound. You would never do that to your faves and frankly I think some of you are just afraid that he might just be more interesting that whatever made up version of your favorite batboy you have in your mind

#instead of learning anything abt his past his trauma his personality or interests you can show off your 'im not racist!' badge bcs #in all your kindness you went outta your way to include half a sentence abt dukes favorite ice cream being the normal kind or his #favorite music being the normal type and none of yall better start on that 'he pretends to be normal! or hes just normal incomparison to his #badass more interesting more developed siblings!!' like go fuck off #the signal #duke thomas #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #< and no im not gnna apologize 4 main tagging bcs the amount of posts in the duke tag that have absolutely nothing to do w him #yeah yall r gnna have to cope #thought bubbles

[hecksupremechips]

Mizuki and Date though like. Imagine being 8 and your parents are filthy rich and going through a bad divorce. Your mom treats you like shit, lashing out at you, hitting you, saying she wishes you were never born all because you were behaving like a child. Your dad is more comforting, but he doesn’t do anything to stop the abuse and he spends his time invested in a completely different family, a girl who you love and look up to but he loves her more than you and it fucking shows. Then your dads new friend, some fucking bachelor in his late 20s, is just like "wow you guys are the worst fucking parents ive ever seen" and next thing you know your dad is sending you off to live with him. And it’s just a massive kick in the head cuz you go from a rich lifestyle to living in some really shitty tiny ass apartment with this guy who’s clearly never been around a child in his entire life and he doesn’t know how to behave and does a really bad job of censoring himself like he has a bunch of dirty magazines that he can’t hide very well cuz it’s literally a studio apartment and also he talks to himself sometimes, it’s really weird. He doesn’t even have the slightest clue what he’s doing

And he’s the best parent you’ve ever had

Because fuck, it all really hurts. You have to cope with having never received any love from anyone, and with the fact that your parents clearly don’t want you and can’t even be bothered to send you with anyone even kinda responsible. And this guy has a scary job with crazy hours and you don’t know anything about him and neither does he. But still, he never once hits you or tells you you’re not allowed to cry. He just gives you space and doesn’t push you to feel any sort of way about him. And sometimes, he’s even kind. He makes you some stew, even though it’s a bit chunky. He lets you sleep in the bed and takes the couch for himself, even though he complains about the massive back pain he’d never trade his spot for a second. He pays attention to events at your school and gives you your favorite stuffed animal when you make good grades, even though you called it ugly. He gets worried sick when you come home with bruises and puts on a goofy voice and trains you to defend yourself and you develop some highly deadly skills and even though it’s really abnormal, he buys you a bench press so you can get stronger. There’s this distance there, and you feel really weird caring about someone who you aren’t related to, but you find yourself wishing it was meant to be like this all along, that maybe, he’s secretly your real dad and he loves you like his real daughter

And when you say "I’m back" he says "welcome home"

#aitsf #ai the somnium files #kaname date #mizuki date #THE DATES THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAA #its so funny though like imagine being such a bad parent that some loner who jerks off all the time does a better job than you #and hes literally never interacted with children before and is later revealed to have actually been an assassin #renju and shoko really just suck huh #and i dont mean to reduce date to a porno loving loser cuz nah like hes actually got so much depth going on in this situation like he cant #remember a single thing about his past he has no frame of reference for what a family is or if hes ever had one himself #which we then learn he. kinda didnt he was an orphan with no friends no name no one who came looking for him it seems #yet he still finds himself loving and caring for this girl and would literally die over and over for her to live a happy life #hes so genuinely kind and caring and deeply lonely and unsure of himself if hes doing this right #and he feels agonizing pain when hes forced to remember that he isnt mizukis real dad and that. he has nothing #but despite that he doesnt force mizuki to return these feelings because its a lot to burden a child with and shes been through enough #its like. kaname date i love youuuu please just adopt her already 🥺