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The Black Sun approaches.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #sozin's comet #day of the black sun #solar eclipse #total eclipse #the fire nation is coming for our asses

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Bad Guy™ with gun: Alright, Doctor. Start talking.

The Doctor: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

#incorrect quotes #doctor who #the doctor #pick your favorite doctor #they probably said it #and/or a companion #especially the sassy ones

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Beating up sand.

duality of man

#marvel's spider man 2 #that game goes so hard #no one is surprised

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Guys, I have a confession to make:

I am Dimitry Ivanovich.

#i will not elaborate #his mother was playing the long con #so was his wife #do not @ me #history #where is that doctor who episode?

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You know in Season 4, Episode 4 of Doctor Who "The Sontaran Stratagem" where the Tenth Doctor uses the teleport pod to unknowingly plant himself right onto the Sontaran ship? A Sontaran yells, "We have an intruder!" And the Doctor cleverly wits back with, "How'd he get in? Intruder window?" And we all laugh because sassy Ten is at it again?

Well, back in Season 1, Episode 6 in "Dalek," when finding out about the Ninth Doctor and Rose suddenly appearing on the 53rd floor below the surface out of nowhere in a very hush-hush freedom eagle alien artifact facility, not knowing how they got in, Henry van Statten quips with "I'll tell you how they got in. Intruder window." Interesting, right?

Now, I know in reality that the writers recycled the joke as either a call back or just cause it works with both situations. However, my headcanon in universe is that when the Ninth Doctor met van Statten and read the man's mind out of force of habit, he clocked the joke and thought, "That's a good one. Might use that one for myself." One foxy regeneration and a teleportation to Potato Land later, the Doctor saw an opportunity and took it with a manic smile.

#doctor who #ninth doctor #9th doctor #christopher eccleston #tenth doctor #10th doctor #david tennant #i am looking too deep into it but i dont care #how else am i supposed to find that happy juice boost to keep me going? #headcanon #spoliers #i guess #i mean ypu should go watch them if you already havent #both episodes have americans too #must be our only contribution to doctor who lore #at least it's a decent joke

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Be the person that Captain Jack Harkness would hit on.

"But Spidey," someone is surely saying somewhere. "That man hits on anything that breaths!"

Exactly. If you're breathing, Jack's out there ready to make his move.

Keep going, keep breathing, and Captain Jack will come along and introduce himself. Don't keep him waiting. Especially if he has to buy you a drink first.

#doctor who #captain jack harkness #get you a man who flirts by introducing himself #if youre breathing Jack is out there to drop his pants for you #lgbtq

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People who haven't watched the latest Doctor Who Christmas Specials truly cannot understand the mavity of this post.

#doctor who #the doctor #14th doctor #donna noble #15th doctor #david tennant #catherine tate #ncuti gatwa #mavity #all the homies love mavity #do you understand the mavity of the situation? #if you know you know

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I am thinking about handshakes.

Growing up I attended church in the very northern part of Illinois, right on the border of Wisconsin. When it was your turn to be a greeter, you would stand at the door and shake hands and hand out programs. When members of the two or three remaining farming families came through, you had your brace yourself because their handshakes were insane! Swear bones were being broken.

Anyway, I picture Pa having a firm (read crushing) farmers handshake, as do all the other area farmers. But Clark, aware of his strength and trying to not hurt anyone, goes too far to the gentle side and all the old men are like “Shame about that Kent kid. Looks strong as an ox but is delicate as a flower.”

oh 100%, and it absolutely becomes part of his Clark Kent disguise as he grows older

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Imagine being an Amazon Themyscira, living up your Amazon life, but you feel wrong. You're surrounded by so many amazing warrior women, but you feel disjointed from those around you. You dismiss these feelings, of course. Just silly thoughts of adolescence. Nothing to be concerned about. Until someone dies. Right on the island. Training gone wrong. That's not supposed to happen. As long as man don't step foot on Themyscira, you and your sister are immortal. No true harm can come to you. Must have been a fluke. But then someone else dies. Your sisters are extremely worried, no matter how much Hippolyta assures everything will be fine. No man has been found on the island, but whoever is harboring them will be severly punished. All those horrid thoughts you've pushed down deep inside come flooding to the surface. The wrongness you feel, disconnected from your sisters no matter how hard you try, the feeling you get trying on the tightest of chest plates and enjoying the flatness you see, everything hits you at once and you realize: you are the man. You are the reason they are dead. As much as you tried to deny it and dismiss it, it's you causing the mortality of those warriors all by existing on the island. And now you have to leave your home forever before anyone else dies.

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This is me with the book "The Witch King" by H.E. Edgmon. Picked it up because "Hey, cool! A trans guy main character in a fantasy setting!"

Don't get me wrong, there are many good ideas/set ups that would be very interesting, but the author dropped the ball many times and left me frustrated at the main character and having way too many questions left unanswered.

It has a sequel, but I'm scared to read it. I think I'll go read an AO3 fic instead, thanks.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

#fanfiction #ao3 #books #i read this book and i want to scream #or cry #or rant #or all of the above #please pray for me

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You ever draw something, show your friends, post it, look away from it, only to glance at it again hours/days later and cringe?

Like, I'm trying to appreciate it for what it is, but all I see are the flaws.

Fun times.

#yeah #suffering #art #art is hard #i am my own worst enemy #i just want to enjoy my art #big sad #doing great #very sarcastically

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Every time I read a story about a character that wears glasses and they mention pushing their glasses back up their nose, I do the same thing.

Every. Single. Time. Without fail.

Anyone else with glasses do this?

#or is it just me #i seriously cannot read a scene with someone mentioning pushing up their glasses without doing the same thing #have i pavlov dogged myself into this behavior #i dont know #glasses gang #send help #fics #stories #anything i swear #screaming in braille

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The world is my kitchen

And by God, I cannot cook.

- me and a friend as they carve a pumpkin in the Student Center

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The world is my kitchen

And by God, I cannot cook.

- me and a friend as they carve a pumpkin in the Student Center

#just college things #pumpkin times #pumpkin #they are literally using my pocket knife to cut a pumpkin at our lunch table #it's spooky season #just dudes being bros

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If the universe were to give me superpowers, they would be reminiscent of a speedster, except the universe is cheeky and would force me to keep my asthma.

I would be the fastest man alive... for like a minute before my trachea would clench up and I'd be having the fastest asthma attack known to man.

I would be...

The Wheeze.

#get it #instead of the breeze #im the wheeze #strap a nebulizer to my back and im golden for thirty minutes #superhero #superheroes #super powers #what super power would the universe cripple you with? #comics #dc #marvel #i think about this too often

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Everyone's sleeping on the Wisconsin Badger, and I will not stand for it!

#bucky badger #wisconsin #on wisconsin #my mascot could beat up your mascot #big 10 #love my boi

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Shapeshifter: *turns into opposite gender* This is uncomfortable.

Trans Person: *exists* Welcome to my world.

#would this technically be gender dysphoria #reverse gender dysphoria? #trans #trans people #trans people get it #trans unity #would shapeshifters understand #lgbtq #lgbtqia #if i was a shapeshifter my life would be so much easier #can you really be a shapeshifter without a little gender fuckery?