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<3

I miss you :(

I LOVE YOU!!! <3

Ahehwh I miss you too!!

‘n I love ya!!!! <3

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Hiiii Carl! <3

Your daily dose of cat memes

#hurry the fuck up and say hi #:) <3 #hehehe

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THESE ARE SO EFFING CUTEEEEEE <3

For the hell of it. I decided to make these to share anyway. Some little Obey Me! themed dividers for your posts. Originally made in hopes to add in the end of posts to help them show in tags because of the glitch/issue going on right now. But it didn't work...But these can still be used either way.

Like/Reblog if you use or save please. Thank you! 💜

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QUICK NOTE

if any of my tags have a fandom + fandom, that does NOT mean i am shipping them. It means it's a crossover or collab of some sort. If i put character x character, then that IS a ship. Either Platonic, Sensual, Romantic, Sneaky Links, One Night Stands/Hookups, and stuff like that.

#quick note #love yall #platonic #romantic #sensual #hookups #sneaky link #luv u mwah

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Which songs from Melanie Martinez Albums fit the demon brothers Pt. 1: K-12

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I am going to say Drama Club because yes. He is always caught up in his brother's drama everyday and it gets annoying. Now I know it doesn't go with the theme really well but idc.

I think Show & Tell fits him best because he is always degraded by his brothers, and even if he doesn't REALLY show it, he does feel terrible, like the line, "You say the cruelest words, and yes they break my heart." Soooooo yeaaaa

Lunchbox Friends fit him the most in my opinion. I say Lunchbox friends because it shows the reality of having fake friends, and Levi is a shut-in sorta demon. And plus, he is too scared and anxious to make friends.

I believe Class Fight fits Satan the most because he IS the avatar of wrath. But also because he loses his temper easily. In the song, the moment she saw them kiss, she was vengeful about it. i honestly think that it shows how rapidly someone can snap.

Strawberry Shortcake. You can't tell me anything different. It's definitely strawberry shortcake because the song talks about body awareness. We all know that Asmo is not what he used to be like because he is no longer an angel. He doesn't see himself as beautiful as he used to be.

Orange Juice. Even though he doesn't actually have bulimia, it still sorta counts. Beel likes to workout, so everytime hes done eating, he works to burn off the fat and calories like he never ate at all. Which kinda fits the theme of this song

Wheels On The Bus because the song is about how people don't care about what's going on around them but they know what's happening, yet they choose to stay silent. Since he is the avatar of sloth, he's too lazy to deal with problems around him.

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#obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #love yall #obey me + Melanie martinez #obey me! #obey me x reader #melanie martinez #k 12 melanie martinez #K-12

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I really liked your HC girl. it was sorta inaccurate but who cares, it was your first time anyway! Keep going and you'll do great!

ty babe! i tried-ish 😭

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

#50 likes #tumblr milestone #PERIODDDDDD

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Hey Jenny! Just wanted to check in on you to see how your day was! Hope it was great!

Hey Babe! I'm doing great rn. ty for asking! <3

#answered #luv u mwah #love yall

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I read that HC you made and i didn't like it AT ALL. It was so bad and the characters reactions were so inaccurate. You really need to do better 😑

Well i did say it was my first time. You didn't have to be so mean about it. And if it was so bad, why don't you make one? Plus, i don't remember asking anyway 😃

#answered #anonymous asks #anon #that did strike a nerve but its okay #not everyone has to like me PERIODT #love yall

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Hi! Can i ask for reader who instantly has a crush on one of the demon brothers once they introduce themselves? (that is if you do obey me hc's) ty and have a nice day!

Ok cool!

MC who has a crush on the Demon Bros HC

WARNING: Awkwardness, Asmo being Asmo, Beel being innocent, REALLY OOC, i think that's it?

A/N: Guys, this is my first time writing a headcanon for ANY fandom okay so if it's bad, ur just gonna have to deal with it 😭

Prologue: You have just come to the Devildom and the moment you laid eyes on him, you thought you would pass out, but instead, you said, "Ur cute asf". Dummy, How do they react?

W h a t

Did you just...

Yep, that's Lucifer's initial reaction before he finally snaps back to his normal self

Part of him is not surprised at all because y'know... He is THE avatar of pride himself

But another part of him is weirdly silent because, WE JUST MET, he doesn't even know you yet

"Hello Human. And thank you for the compliment."

He is literally screaming on the inside

He just met you

And another thing is that he cannot escape you at all

In private he asks Lucifer if he could assign someone else as your protector

of course he says no

now every time you're together, you openly flirt with him

"I am anything but cute. But, of course you would fall in love with THE GREAT MAMMON!"

He is shookith

How could you or ANYONE like a stinky otaku like him?

He isn't very fond of you at all.

he doesn't like anything about you.

until he finds out you cosplay

he does keep his distance

but one day you sneak into his room behind Solomon and hide behind something, ANYTHING

he finds you

"G-get out of m-my ROOM!"

Summons Lotan

Oh, you're dead.

He stares at you blankly for 0.5 seconds/awkward silence

why did you say that?

what gave you the motive?

were you talking to him?

I mean you are kinda cute but WHO CARES?

those are all of the questions he is thinking in his head

he also keeps his distance from you

he reads books to try and forget what you said

but he just CAN'T

so he opts to talking to you about it

"Hey, the first day you came, you thought I was cute? Why do you think that?"

"Well i think you're cute too, My love!"

y'know it's just asmo being asmo

he does take a liking to you and hangs out with you often like besties!

in your free time, you stay in his room and paint each other's nails

he honestly remembers and loves the day you called him cute

"(y/n), Remember the day you called me cute?"

"Oh, Thank You!"

that is exactly what Beel said before he ACTUALLY registered what you said

He didn't know what you said until Satan reminded him later on in the day

"Wasn't (y/n) really nice?"

"you did notice they called you cute right?"

"wait what? seriously"

"mhm"

"I like them even more now!"

"you're so innocent it scares me"

when you went back to the attic to confront him because he lied to you, you were smitten that you liked him.

"huh? you. like me?"

You ran back down the stairs after hearing what he wanted you to do

He sat there confused for the rest of the day

yawn "at least they're more determined to set me free, this attic is uncomfortable."

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#obey me x reader #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #headcannons #obey me headcanons #first time

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WHERE tf were you for so goddamn long??? you just DISAPPEARED for a while, i was wondering if you were dead!!

OH MY GOD! I am so sorry my love! I had forgotten my password to tumblr, so i hadn't been here for a while bc i couldn't log in. Im fine, i didn't die at all! I love you sm! ty for worrying abt me! <3

#disappeared #cease to exist #im SORRYYYYYYYY

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*cough* porndogs *cough*

ok I need you guys to stop being horndogs and start writing some angst to fluff

#MY USERNAME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS #LEAVE ME ALONE-

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I SWEAR ON MY LIFE...

IF I SEE ANOTHER POST ABOUT BUDDY DADDIES LAST EPISODE, I AM GOING TO DROP NUKES ON THIS WHOLE PLANET(nah don't worry, i ain't that bad)

#buddy daddies #BuddyDaddies #sob stories #angst #elmo #miri chan #kazuki papa #mama rei

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yes.

#both is good

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Diavolo: I have good news and bad news...

Lucifer: Go on.

Diavolo: MC has returned to the human realm...

All the other brothers: *Crying their eyeballs out*

Lucifer: Okay, So whats the bad news?

Diavolo:.....

#obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me brothers #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me! #obey me asmodeus #obey me diavolo #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan