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I am a chronic turn signaller. People will be like “there’s no cars around.” Wrong, I’m

1. letting pedestrians know.

2. I’m doing this in case I missed a car or person somewhere, or

2b. I’m gonna be stuck at this intersection til a car or person shows up

3. It makes it a habit

#YES.

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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

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yeah I forgot about his birthday

#twisted wonderland #azul ashengrotto #twst

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Dearly Devil

Bruce wanted to make a contract with a demon, so he summoned one.

He got a baby incubus in Dick Grayson.

Years later, in the anniversary of his parents' deaths, he tried again, and the summoned baby ifrit trapped him into a custody agreement.

He introduced himself as Jason and refused to give him another name.

The third demon was a cambion. He was not summoned, and he refused to return to his family.

He told Bruce he had no choice about this adoption and that his name was Tim.

#i just read this in it's entirety #so good #dc #batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne

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little yellow creature :)

#jason todd

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Gaaahhhh, I overslept and missed the livestream of the Annies. So I went straight to their website and holy shit guys, Nimona won Best Writing and Best Voice Acting.

I was kinda certain Chloe would get the Voice Acting award, because she was simply phenomenal there. But oh my God, winning a best writing when a Miyazaki film is right there is unbelievable

#nimona #annie awards

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10/10. No Notes.

Thx Netflix for posting Nimona on YouTube (I don't fuck with Netflix as a streaming service anymore.)

Finally got to see it. That was beautiful. Deserves every bit of love/praise. One of the best films I've seen. Fantastic from start to finish.

P.S. Ballister & Goldenloin being *that* gay 5 minutes into the film?? No wonder Disney tried to fuck this movie over. Fuck them for almost taking this film away from us.

One of the gayest animated films out there and it did so without trying so damn hard. It just did it.

Now if neither Spider-Verse nor Elemental win the Oscar, may Nimona win instead.

#nimona

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There are two Jamil×Kamil dynamics.

#twisted wonderland #twst #kalim al asim #jamil viper #jamikali

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Celtic Malleus talking with Egyptian Leona.

#twst #twisted wonderland #leona kingscholar #malleus draconia

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Tim: I could fix Batman

Jason: No, I could fix Batman. But then I fucking died and accidentally made him worse instead

Jason: But when I come back and try to make him worse on PURPOSE, suddenly he won't do it!

Tim, deadly serious: I would've killed The Joker for you

Jason: Aw, thanks Tim

Tim:

Tim, whispering: I could fix Red Hood...

Jason: Stop it

#lmao #batfam #tim drake #jason todd

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Red Hood au where Jason has amnesia (thanks to being beaten upside the head before being blown up), but still wants to do his insane revenge plan against Batman. He has no idea why he's beefing with this random ass dude. He just knows he has unresolved daddy issues and pointed it at the most dramatic looking bitch on the East Coast

#dc #jason todd #batfam

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#I WAS BLIND MY WHOLE LIFE #MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED #dcmk #kaishinshi #kaito kuroba #shiho miyano #shinichi kudo

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Dick: *posts a video consisting of multiple clips to social media, in which Jason is seen sitting in a chair, reading something on his phone*

---

Jason: *widens his eyes and leans forward, gripping one of the chair arms*

Jason: No, the fuck, he didn't?!

Jason: That's not something he would say, but fine.

Jason: *blinks a few times* *looks up* *stares at his phone again* *blinks again* *raises his eyebrows*

Jason: *lies his phone aside, grips his hair while he paces around the room, clearly suppressing a scream*

Jason: I know I sometimes turn into a masochist when it comes to reading, but this is on a new level, even for me

---

Tim: *walks into the frame and takes Jason's phone away*

Jason: Give me back my pho-

Tim: YOU READ BATFAMILY ON AO3?!

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kaveh + alhaitham sketch i forgot to post

#“bat ang gwapo naman nito nakakainis” moment lmao #genshin impact #kaveh #alhaitham #genshin

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GOTTEM

Wish I could max uncap tho, but mmmm we'll see if I can grind,,, I also got 2 Ace tho so there's that,,, I love Ace but,,, my man,,, please let Idia come home more ahueheu

#twst #twsten #twisted wonderland #idia shroud

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suddenly struck with thoughts about the devastating concept of Jason Todd

because he was good. because he had a bleeding heart despite every reason not to. he loved school and was good at it. he was the first to be adopted, with little pretense of guardianship. he did everything he could to be a perfect Robin and live up to an impossible ideal. he only ever wanted Bruce and Dick to like him.

because he met Bruce in the same place and on the same day that Bruce's parents died--the single defining moment of Batman's existence. and he made Batman laugh. he hit the Dark Knight, Terror of Gotham, with a tire iron. he wasn't afraid of the man who turned fear into a weapon.

because he couldn't save his mother from herself, but he tried. because he was too good not to try and save the woman who gave him up. too good to play the Joker's game. the crowbar didn't kill him, the bomb did. he died knowing he wouldn't make it and tried anyway. he died a hero.

because other Robins have died, but none of them put an irrevocable tear in the mythos of Batman. because Jason Todd always dies, in every universe. he dies for the sins of his father. he was put to death by popular vote, sacrificed by the crowd. doomed by the narrative and doomed by the audience. the boy who only ever tried to prove he was good enough--wasn't good enough.

because he has every reason to be angry. because he didn't ask to be murdered, didn't ask to be brought back, and when he did everyone acted like he was better off dead. Bruce tried to kill him and nearly succeeded. he's blamed for his own death and blamed for his resurrection. he can never come home because the house is haunted by his own ghost.

because he's been the hero, the victim, and the villain. because his family and his writers and his universe don't know what to make of him. they don't know how to look his tragedy in the eye. and how can you?

it hurts to look at the hero who cannot be good enough, the victim who will only ever be angry, the villain who can sometimes be right. the audience hates to feel complicit and, in this exceptional case, they are.

#gospel truth #dc #jason todd

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#ohmygooookkod #leonaaaaaa #twst #leona kingscholar #twisted wonderland