Percy stubbs toe: frick frack that hurt
Annabeth see's a spider: Shitake mushrooms Satan is in my house
Jason gets clocked by a brick: shivering snakes that hurt
Nico at any mild inconvenience: You motherless vagabond
Leo third wheeling yet again: dang nabit
Will when someone insults Nico: I dont wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot
trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster an you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!
Dionysus: Please just say fuck
I’ve got money saying that Alucard is gonna still have those dolls and like when dracula died he’s gonna see and talk to them. Also he has to be the wine aunt like he’s the 300 year old dhampir that married into a family of hunters he’s gonna be a little nuts and way to dramatic.
So if Alucard is gonna be in Nocturne then please let it be known that Trephacard was a THING and I’ll also require some flashbacks of the three of them (maybe Greta can join too) just being happy and living together and doing domestic shit before you break my heart by telling us how Trevor and Sypha died and Alucard has been a mess since and and and-
Just have them come back, team up with morgana and save the world from the 1% and tyrants. Like how much would you want for them to take down the patriarchy and just like give people affordable houseing, food, safety.
There’s still part of me that hopes that, now that it’s been ten years, the Merlin cast would be willing to reunite for a final movie where Arthur finally rises again.
Also fun fact In Australia the government charges farmers for the rain water they collect in the dams they built to water the animals and crops that make their lively hood.
I want to be a giant wolf creature who worships the moon and strikes fear into men
werewolves are the best because they can be about womanhood or transness or morality or self-image or any type of Otherness. alienation. being afraid of yourself. society being afraid of you. finding your true self. becoming free.