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BB SPOLIER

oh- the money I’d pay to have had Tech in the ship when Phee just killed the engine is get past security-

Tech: “THIS IS THE MOST IRRATIONAL METHOD OF BYPASSING-“

Phee: “OH HOLD ON TO YOUR DATA PAD BROWN EYES AND QUIT COMPLAINING-“

Crosshair: *WHEN THE FUCK DID TECH GET A GIRLFRIEND*

#star wars #clone wars #the bad batch #omega bad batch #wrecker bad batch #hunter the bad batch #tech the bad batch #echo the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch #the bad batch phee

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Mando and Ventress are on the same spectrum but opposite ends-

Mando has literally no idea what’s happening but keeps jumping into/getting dragged into shit

Ventress knows what’s up but absolutely refuses to get back into the plot

#star wars #clone wars #the bad batch #the mandolarian #din djarin #asajj ventress #the clone wars Ventress

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Bb spoliers

The fandom really saw two deeply distrusting, broken, sarcastic and sassy individuals who secretly like kids and thought:

Yes

#star wars #clone wars #the bad batch #omega bad batch #wrecker bad batch #hunter the bad batch #tech the bad batch #echo the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch #asajj ventress #the bad batch season 3

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Bb spoliers

they had the PERFECT CHANCE to tell Crosshair that Phee was Tech’s girlfriend

AND THEY FUCKED IT UP

#star wars #clone wars #the bad batch #omega bad batch #wrecker bad batch #hunter the bad batch #tech the bad batch #echo the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch #phee x tech #phee genoa

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BB SPOLIERS

i love how Rex literally brings Omega into the conversation with Wolfe almost immediately cause he knows it’s just in clone DNA at this point to love her instantly-

#star wars #clone wars #the bad batch #omega bad batch #wrecker bad batch #hunter the bad batch #tech the bad batch #echo the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch #captain howzer #captain rex #commander wolffe

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Bb SPOLIERS

Crosshair-

This man missed out on two season of older brother action and is paying it back in FULL

God- He cares about Omega so much it actual hurts

And his sass?? Un-fucking-parallel

Chiefs kiss

#star wars #clone wars #the bad batch #omega bad batch #wrecker bad batch #hunter the bad batch #tech the bad batch #echo the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch

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What Echo Did: give Omega a crossbow

What he was implying: “if you have to shoot any of them- you have my blessing and my applause”

#star wars #clone wars #the bad batch #omega bad batch #wrecker bad batch #hunter the bad batch #tech the bad batch #echo the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch #captain rex #captain howzer #fireball #he’s learned from experience that it’s the most effective way #man would never know peace otherwise

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BB spoliers

Echo: “there’s not even any blood this time! Progress!”

Omega: what has this man seen? What does he mean no blood? Who won?

#star wars #clone wars #the bad batch #omega bad batch #wrecker bad batch #hunter the bad batch #tech the bad batch #echo the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch

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BB spoliers

Wrecker: “WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A HUGE MONSTER?!?”

Me eating chips: “cause that’s the fucking plot of star wars??”

#star wars #clone wars #the bad batch #omega bad batch #wrecker bad batch #hunter the bad batch #tech the bad batch #echo the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch

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BB Spoliers

Echo: “kill each other later”

Omega: “I said TALK not ARGUE”

Crosshair: “I’m going back to my fucking cell-“

Hunter: “And I might actually have to come with you”

#star wars #clone wars #the bad batch #omega bad batch #wrecker bad batch #hunter the bad batch #tech the bad batch #echo the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch

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BB spoilers:

Crosshair in episode 3: “this fucking dog-“

Crosshair not even an episode later: “would die for Batcher, would kill for Batcher, fuck everything and everyone else in this galaxy except this creature and sometimes Omega-“

#star wars #clone wars #the bad batch #omega bad batch #wrecker bad batch #hunter the bad batch #tech the bad batch #echo the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch #tbb batcher #the bad batch season 3

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Jesus Christ Omega and Crosshair have my heart-

I knew I’d love this duo but god damit-

The sass, the sarcasm, the balance, the love-

it’s beautiful

#star wars #clone wars #the bad batch #omega bad batch #wrecker bad batch #hunter the bad batch #tech the bad batch #echo the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch

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BB season 3 spoliers-

Crosshair and Omega have the most realistic older brother/younger sister relationship-

Omega: “I have a plan”

Crosshair: “cool, what’s the plan?”

Omega: “…..”

Omega: “I have the start of a plan”

Crosshair: “so u have no plan”

Omega: “just do what I say!!”

Crosshair: *absolute perfect tired older brother sigh and gets up to do plan anyways*

Crosshair: “we’re going to die-“

#star wars #clone wars #the bad batch #omega bad batch #wrecker bad batch #hunter the bad batch #tech the bad batch #echo the bad batch #crosshair the bad batch

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Wheeljack: “So Ive invented-“

Everyone else: “No”

Wheeljack: “But I-“

Everyone: “NO.”

Wheeljack: “Just listen-“

Everyone, every human, every bot, Megatron, all the Decepticons, God, Primus, Jesus, Opera: “NO. NO. NO. NO. NO!!

Wheeljack: “CAN YOU ALL-“

The entire universe: “NO!!!!!”

*everyone leaves the chat*

Wheeljack: ….

Wheeljack: “ I INVENTED THE CURE FOR CANCER JUST IN CASE ANYONE WAS CURIOUS-“

#transformers #optimus prime #transformers ratchet #transformers arcee #transformers war for cybertron #transformers wheeljack #transformers prime #transformers megatron #autobots #decepticons #transformers ironhide #transformers bayverse #transformers soundwave #they have no trust in this bitch #I mean i cant blame them

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Is there a fanfic out there detailing Jedi convincing their clones that their padawans ARENT their children??

For example:

Anakin: “This is Ahsoka, my new padawan”

Jesse: “Sir- you never told us you have a child!”

Anakin: “What- no, this is my PADAWAN, my student!!”

Rex: “so you teach her, protect her, support her, and provide for her basic survival?”

Anakin: “Yes?”

Rex: “…..”

Rex: “then how tf is that different from a child-“

Fives: “SIR YOUR CHILD HAS A LOT OF VERY SHARP TEETH-

Anakin: “SHES NOT MY CHILD-“

#star wars #clone wars #sw anakin #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tcw #ahsoka #ahsoka tano #Star Wars jesse #clone trooper jesse #clone trooper fives #captain rex #nom nom nom

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My mother called Merry and Pippin the Bonus Idiots tonight while we rewatched the Fellowship of the Ring and I will never call them anything else-

#lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #the two towers #the return of the king #merry brandybuck #merry and pippin #pippin #aragorn #legolas #boromir #gandalf #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee

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I appreciate how it’s just common fact that Commander Fox in any other timeline is the one who kills Palpatine long before he’s reveled as a Sith

And 9/10 it’s in the most ridiculous, unhinged ways known to the galaxy purely because Fox is sleep deprived and 120% done with everything and everyone

#star wars #clone wars #the bad batch #commander fox #emperor palpatine #palpatine #clones #Fox soled a sith #man was done and finished that war himself