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[samsevenwrites]

Some writers are like 'send prompts!! I want to write so bad!'

While my brain is like 'hey, listen for the 41st idea/prompt of the day you might add in your WIPs' even if I beg it to stop.

#writing #fanfiction #fanfictions #fanfic #fanfics #prompts #about me #I try to finish a DBH fic while thinking about my Batjokes fic #and my brain is like 'how Kirsty would say to Pinhead she's been thinking about him all these years?' #😩

[samsevenwrites]

tesblr writing prompts ✨❤

write a story about a time your oc got in trouble

write a story about a time your oc got way drunker than they should have (or had too much skooma, sleeping tree sap, etc)

write a story about a happy childhood memory

write a story about a sad childhood memory

write a story about a time your oc got injured or sick

write a story that your oc loves to tell people

write a story about a promise your oc made

write a story about a time your oc lost something ⁠— or someone

write a story about a small moment that meant everything

write a story about making a friend

write a story about family

write a story about home

write a story about a mentor

write a story about your oc and a child they love

write a story about a pet

write a story about a crush

write the story of your oc's first kiss

write a story about your oc's faith (or lack thereof)

write a story about a failure

write a story about a success

write a story about something with sentimental value to your oc

write a story about a party

write a story about a lie

write a story about a confession

write a story about a competition

#keeping it for myself for someday

[samsevenwrites]

Fic writer: *has a very specific scene in mind they've dreamed about that they have to write into a story somehow*

Fic writer: *Proceeds to write a 50k+ buildup to that scene that creates a whole new, exciting world with innumerable adventures and an intricate over arching plot*

#about me

[samsevenwrites]

send me a ship and one of these and i'll write a mini fic

things you said at 1 am

things you said through your teeth

things you said too quietly

things you said over the phone

things you didn’t say at all

things you said under the stars and in the grass

things you said while we were driving

things you said when you were crying

things you said when i was crying

things you said that made me feel like shit

things you said when you were drunk

things you said when you thought i was asleep

things you said at the kitchen table

things you said after you kissed me

things you said with too many miles between us

things you said with no space between us

things you said that i wish you hadnt

things you said when you were scared

things you said when we were the happiest we ever were

things you said that i wasn’t meant to hear

things you said when we were on top of the world

things you said after it was over

things you said [make your own]

inspired by this

#prompts #send me a prompt

[samsevenwrites]

But what about Joker? Had he lied, too? Had he made up an excuse to get closer to his opponent and pretend he could understand him? The archives of the G.C.P.D. and City Hall were too numerous for the detective to find what he was looking for, but there was another place where the stories of the Gothamites had been carefully compiled. Murders, deceptions, robberies, inheritance cases, collapsing buildings, startling tales… it was all written down in the newspapers, immortalized in ink. And when a man falls into a tank of acid, his story is inevitably told. Especially if he survived.

Gotham belongs to us, chapter 19

#own fanfiction #own writing #batman fanfic #batjokes #batjokes fanfic #arkham origins #Batman: Arkham Origins #going to post the chapters later today! just 15 pages to correct before!

[samsevenwrites]

This tweet totally describes me

#about me #*laugh* #and after all these years I still enjoy my suffering #or what I feel after I've managed to deal with a difficult plot or sentence

[samsevenwrites]

For a joke in Gotham belongs to us, I needed to look at a New Jersey ID.

And the one I’ve found on nj.com is literally a Batman joke.

Renee Montaya. Living in Gotham Avenue.

Getting answers from a joke for a joke. I LOVE IT.

#sam is talking #Gotham belongs to us #Batman #Batman fanfic #DC #Renee Montoya

[samsevenwrites]

#*laugh* #about me

[samsevenwrites]

In the hallway that led to Cobblepot’s famous office, disparate treasures were caressed by the glittering lights of chandeliers. The man was as greedy as a demimondaine, and without a smile, Batman thought that The Magpie would be a nickname just as deserving as The Penguin.

Gotham belongs to us, chapter 14

#Batman #The Penguin #Oswald Cobblepot #DC #Batman fanfic #Batjokes #Batjokes fanfic #Gotham belongs to us #let me share with you one of my best jokes in my fic #I just love so much Cobblepot #own fanfiction #own writing

[samsevenwrites]

Readers: I hope they kiss soon xx

Me:

#about me #*laugh* #slow burn > all

[samsevenwrites]

Fake Blood

this may seem out of nowhere but I felt like compiling some different versions of fake blood and how to create them. This article was my main resource and contains more information as well. The images are examples of the recipe listed below them.

DIY effects can be great if you're on a budget and/or need lots, but if you wanted something more "professional" (or in some cases safer), specifically blood, some brands I've used and recommend going for would be Ben Nye, Mehron, and Cinema Secrets.

Kensington Gore (classic, popular in the 60's & 70's):

• Golden syrup, • Warm water, • Food colouring, • Corn starch (adjust for different opacity levels)

Sam Raimi's Blood Recipe (made to be used in The Evil Dead, cheap and easy to make):

• 2.8 litres clear Karo syrup, • 1.4 litres red food colouring, • 0.5 litres non-dairy creamer, • 1 drop blue food colouring (give or take)

Dick Smith’s Blood Recipe (famous, but poisonous):

• 1 litre white corn syrup, • 1 level Tsp methylparaben, • 2 Oz. Ehler red food colour, • 5 Tsp Ehler yellow food colour, • 2 Oz. Kodak Photo-Flo, • 2 Oz. water

The Ehler red and yellow food colours listed are no longer available, but can be substituted with Zinc and red and yellow food dye instead. To make this recipe less poisonous, you can use a food-safe emulsifier such as liquid lecithin instead of the toxic Photo-Flo.

H.G. Lewis’ Recipe (specifically made to be edible):

• Red dye, • Kaopectate (an antacid/digestion medication made of kaolinite and pectate)

#writing resource #writing resources #Resources #blood #horror

[samsevenwrites]

Ambient sounds for writers

Find the right place to write your novel… 

Nature

Arctic ocean

Blizzard in village

Blizzard in pine forest

Blizzard from cave

Blizzard in road

Beach

Cave

Ocean storm

Ocean rocks with rain

River campfire

Forest in the morning

Forest at night

Forest creek

Rainforest creek

Rain on roof window

Rain on tarp tent

Rain on metal roof

Rain on window

Rain on pool

Rain on car at night

Seaside storm

Swamp at night

Sandstorm

Thunderstorm

Underwater

Wasteland

Winter creek

Winter wind

Winter wind in forest

Howling wind

Places

Barn with rain

Coffee shop

Restaurant with costumers

Restaurant with few costumers

Factory

Highway

Garden

Garden with pond and waterfall

Fireplace in log living room

Office 

Call center

Street market

Study room from victorian house with rain

Trailer with rain

Tent with rain

Jacuzzi with rain

Temple

Temple in afternoon

Server room

Fishing dock

Windmill

War

Fictional places

Chloe’s room (Life is Strange)

Blackwell dorm (Life is Strange)

Two Whales Diner (Life is Strange)

Star Wars apartment (Star Wars)

Star Wars penthouse (Star Wars)

Tatooine (Star Wars)

Coruscant with rain (Star Wars)

Yoda’s hut with rain ( Star Wars)

Luke’s home (Star Wars)

Death Star hangar (Star wars)

Blade Runner city (Blade Runner)

Askaban prison (Harry Potter)

Hogwarts library with rain (Harry Potter)

Ravenclaw tower (Harry Potter)

Hufflepuff common room (Harry Potter)

Slytherin common room (Harry Potter)

Gryffindor common room (Harry Potter)

Hagrid’s hut (Harry Potter)

Hobbit-hole house (The Hobbit)

Diamond City (Fallout 4)

Cloud City beach (Bioshock)

Founding Fathers Garden (Bioshock)

Things

Dishwasher

Washing machine

Fireplace

Transportation

Boat engine room

Cruising boat

Train ride

Train ride in the rain

Train station

Plane trip

Private jet cabin

Airplane cabin

Airport lobby

First class jet

Sailboat

Submarine

Historical

Fireplace in medieval tavern

Medieval town

Medieval docks

Medieval city

Pirate ship in tropical port

Ship on rough sea

Ship cabin

Ship sleeping quarter

Titanic first class dining room

Old west saloon

Sci-fi

Spaceship bedroom

Space station

Cyberpunk tearoom

Cyberpunk street with rain

Futuristic server room

Futuristic apartment with typing

Futuristic rooftop garden 

Steampunk balcony rain

Post-apocalyptic

Harbor with rain

City with rain

City ruins turned swamp

Rusty sewers

Train station

Lighthouse

Horror

Haunted mansion

Haunted road to tavern

Halloween

Stormy night

Asylum

Creepy forest

Cornfield

World

New York

Paris

Paris bistro

Tokyo street

Chinese hotel lobby

Asian street at nightfall

Asian night market

Cantonese restaurant

Coffee shop in Japan

Coffee shop in Paris

Coffee shop in Korea

British library

Trips, rides and walkings

Trondheim - Bodø

Amsterdam - Brussels

Glasgow - Edinburgh

Oxford - Marylebone

Seoul - Busan

Gangneung - Yeongju

Hiroshima

Tokyo metro

Osaka - Kyoto

Osaka - Kobe

London

São Paulo

Seoul

Tokyo

Bangkok

Ho Chi Minh (Saigon)

Alps

New York

Hong Kong

Taipei

#can't remember if I've reblogued this before #long post #resources #music

[samsevenwrites]

“So?”

Rachel had waited a few minutes, just enough time for Peter to pack his things. Now, she wanted an answer.

Earlier in the week, as a new student at Blackwell Academy, Peter had asked for her help to catch up September classes he had missed, and Rachel gladly accepted before realizing that the new one was smarter than most of the students. No, in fact, he was smarter than any other student.

Peter Parker was good at photography, was an accomplished scientist, and when he did not excel in a subject, he was good anyway. Everyone expected him to fail at least on the basketball court, but he had surprised the whole class, including the teacher, by scoring several baskets effortlessly.

In fact, it would not take much for Peter to help his classmates himself.

Rachel had finally concluded that his request maybe disguised a classic, but sometimes effective, attempt at flirtation: after all, it was an approach like any other. Yet, instead of being the teacher or the courting girl, Rachel just had the role of the observer, watching Peter while he was completing the exercises, without hearing any questions.

What was the point of learning in silence what was already known? Why lock yourself in an empty classroom instead of enjoying the end of the day?

So Rachel had the idea to play.

After he had stuck his notepad between two textbooks in his bag, Peter lifted his face to his classmate, noting how the tired sun’s rays were sketching her silhouette.

The golden hour had the power to make the shadows immense without becoming terrifying, to transform the colors of fire into peaceful shades, to accentuate the mystery that enveloped Rachel, this girl full of life.

Peter quickly dismissed this painful thought.

His approach did disguised an intention, and unfortunately, it was not romantic: Peter was interested in Rachel not as Peter Parker, but as Spider-man.

“OK, explain your game.”

Keep reading

#Since two weeks this fic gets popular on FF.net so I thought I might reblog it #rachel amber #peter parker #life is strange #spider-man

[samsevenwrites]

Chapters: 6/70 Fandom: Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman: Arkham Origins, Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Joker (DCU)/Bruce Wayne Characters: Bruce Wayne, Joker (DCU), Bane (DCU), Garfield Lynns, Oswald Cobblepot, Victor Fries, Barbara Gordon, Jim Gordon, Harleen Quinzel, Original Characters, Surprise canon characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers to Enemies, (oops spoilers?), Canon: Batman: Arkham Origins (Video Game), Villain!Batman, Redemption, Torture, Implied/Referenced Torture, Murder, Unexpected friendships, Smut, Slow Burn, Denial of Feelings, Manipulation, movie theater, Bruce is a movie aficionado so I can share my love for old Hollywood movies, expect a lot of references of movies from 1930s to 1960s, Hotels, OMG There Is Only... 1200 Beds! Summary:

[Arkham Origins AU] Christmas Eve. Alfred did not survive the crumbling in the Batcave; Bruce lost the last member of his family and is alone for his violent crusade, facing opponents who hate him. Except one who sees a great opportunity to make Gotham theirs.

  This is a translation of my own. If the writing is too weird for you, you're free to give a try to the French version here.

#Batjokes #Batjokes fanfic #Batman #Batman fanfic #Joker #Joker fanfic #Arkhamverse fanfic #Arkhamverse #Arkham Origins #Batman: Arkham Origins #I've translated 3 chapters in two days I'm on fire! I'll post chap 7 in a few days so I won't spam

[samsevenwrites]

I’m happy to say I’m 10 kudos away from 1000!

#sam is talking #hope I'll reach them soon ♥

[samsevenwrites]

Reblog and put in the tags the title(s) of your wip(s)

#L'Héritage de Cyborea/Cyborea's Legacy (DBH - Reed900) #Évolution Tactile/How the body works (DBH - Convin) #Depuis que la lune a dérobé son ombre/Since the moon has stolen her shadow (AHS Coven - Foxxay) #Gotham nous appartient/Gotham belongs to us (Batman - Batjokes) #and for the ones not published yet #Un 31 octobre/October the 31th (AU Victorian Batman - Batjokes) #Au bout de sa 7ème vie/At the end of her seventh life (Burton!Batman - BatCat) #and so many...

[samsevenwrites]

Surprised to see a link of my work on a dedicated Tumblr, but it’s much appreciated~

Gotham belongs to us

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/37nlXT4

by Sam_Seven

[Arkham Origins AU] Christmas Eve. Alfred did not survive the crumbling in the Batcave; Bruce lost the last member of his family and is alone for his violent crusade, facing opponents who hate him. Except one who sees a great opportunity to make Gotham theirs.

Words: 4301, Chapters: 1/70, Language: English

Fandoms: Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman: Arkham Origins, Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: Bruce Wayne, Joker (DCU), Bane (DCU), Garfield Lynns, Oswald Cobblepot, Victor Fries, Barbara Gordon, Jim Gordon, Harleen Quinzel, Original Characters, Surprise canon characters

Relationships: Joker (DCU)/Bruce Wayne

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers to Enemies, (oops spoilers?), Canon: Batman: Arkham Origins (Video Game), Villain!Batman, Redemption, Torture, Implied/Referenced Torture, Murder, Unexpected friendships, Smut, Slow Burn, Denial of Feelings, Manipulation, movie theater, Bruce is a movie aficionado so I can share my love for old Hollywood movies, expect a lot of references of movies from 1930s to 1960s, Hotels, OMG There Is Only… 1200 Beds!

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/37nlXT4

#reblog #Batjokes