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riexren · 10 months
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riexren · 1 year
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Jean: If all men are trash, what does that make me?
Mikasa: Living proof
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riexren · 1 year
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Eren: I have a fun Christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
Armin: Eren, no
Jean: We can call it mitslefoe
Armin: Don’t encourage him!
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riexren · 1 year
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Erwin: Okay, you're driving and Armin, Eren and Mikasa walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Hange: I could hit all three if I timed it right!
Erwin, flabbergasted: The brakes! You hit the brakes!
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riexren · 2 years
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Armin, at a café: Can I get a large mocha latte with eight espresso shots?
Mikasa, next in line: Holy shit, just do cocaine
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riexren · 2 years
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Connie: Could you take Jean?
Armin: Easily
Connie:
Armin: Wait, did you mean fighting?
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riexren · 2 years
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Hange: I accidentally spilled tea on your carpet
Levi: It’s okay, we all make mistakes
Hange: Wait, really? You’re not-
Levi: I’m looking at one right now
Hange:
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riexren · 2 years
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Hange: You know those "bad vibes" I was feeling? Turns out it was psychological distress
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riexren · 2 years
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Hange: *seductively takes off glasses*
Hange: Wow
Moblit, flustered: What?
Hange: You’re really blurry
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riexren · 3 years
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Armin: Sorry I’m late, I broke down on the way here
Mikasa: Oh no, is your car ok?
Armin: My car?
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riexren · 3 years
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Armin: Look at that tree, it’s completely hollow on the inside but it’s still alive— fascinating!
Eren: I am too, that bitch ain’t special
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riexren · 3 years
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Erwin: Wake me up-
Hange: Before you go-go!
Eren: When it’s all over
Levi: Inside
Armin: There are three types of people
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riexren · 3 years
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Jean: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Armin, mumbling: Hopefully in your bed
Jean: What was that?
Armin: I SAID HOPEFULLY DEAD
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riexren · 3 years
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this was just too good not to reblog
chapter 132 alternate script leaked
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