rabidkoalasinmybloodstream

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Hello. I was just wondering if i ever were to write a slytherin fanfic, may I use the headcannons you wrote. I'd credit you of course, and it's completely okay if you say know

sure you can! no problem, thanks so much for asking :)

[rabidkoalasinmybloodstream]

scorpius malfoy is a stress baker.

#scorpius malfoy #next gen harry potter

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*circa 1993*

Pansy: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Draco: I don’t even like you as a human.

#incorrect hp quotes #incorrect slytherin quotes #incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #source: me

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how the golden era slytherins would text:

Draco:

he uses all lowercase, but with perfect punctuation. it annoys him when people use acronyms and abbreviations, and he often corrects peoples’ grammar. always responds quickly-ish.

Blaise:

Uses uppercase letters when he’s supposed to. Uses too many periods. Sends lots of small texts instead of just one that says everything he needs to say. Usually responds within seconds.

Pansy:

her texts are all lowercased and short. don’t expect her to respond quickly. she doesn’t care about punctuation or spelling and doesn’t correct herself if she spells something wrong.

Theo:

he literally responds right away and uSES UPPERCASE WHEN HES EVEN A LITTLE BIT EXCITED!! uses at least two punctuation marks when he needs to,, annoys draco very much

Daphne:

her txts r like tgis. she dowsnt care if u can read them or not thats ur problm not hers. itll take her weeks 2 get back 2 u and dont expect anythign she says 2 b heloful bc, like, she has things to do. (u prob just shouldnt txt her)

Astoria:

She! Is! So! Happy! She texts the way she talks, and she is very chatty :]]] She is glad to talk, and always answers right away. She sometimes forgets a comma here and there but she still has pretty good punctuation :D

#slytherin headcanons #blaise x draco #astoria greengrass #astoria #daphne greengrass #draco malfoy #blaise zabini #theodore nott #theo nott #slytherin headcanon #hp headcanon

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Puppy sleeping. 1955, Japan

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james, harry, and albus potter had acne.

don’t even try to disagree with me

#harry potter #harry james potter #james fleamont potter #james potter #albus potter #albus severus potter #next gen headcanons #hp headcanon #hp marauders

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Theo: The first time I ever got upset in front of Draco, he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Draco: I was doing both, for your information.

Pansy: The first time Draco hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn't make eye contact for, like, a week after.

#pansy parkinson #theodore nott #theo nott #draco malfoy #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect slytherin quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes

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Pansy: Made you all playlists!

Pansy: Blaise, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Pansy: Draco, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Pansy: And Tori has the ABBA Gold album.

#pansy parkinson #draco malfoy #blaise zabini #astoria greengrass #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect slytherin quotes #incorrect quotes

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Draco, grinning: Before you were what?

Theo: Before I was-

Draco: What?

Theo: Before I was inter-

Draco: Before you were interrupted?

Theo: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'lI-

Draco: What?

Theo: *makes frustrated sound*

Blaise, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

#blaise x draco #theodore nott #theo nott #draco malfoy #blaise zabini #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect slytherin quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes

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Astoria: Pansy, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.

Pansy: Why? I'm fine on the stand!

*flashback to Testimony #1*

Pansy: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.

Pansy, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.

*flashback to Testimony #2*

Pansy: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?

Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: …Crying?

*flashback to Testimony #3*

Pansy: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.

Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?

#pansy parkinson #astoria greengrass #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect slytherin quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes

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okay but have you ever considered draco and pansy making a burn book, with occasional additions from blaise, theo, and daphne? (tori refuses to participate)

#slytherin headcanons #draco malfoy #pansy parkinson #blaise zabini #theo nott #theodore nott #daphne greengrass #astoria greengrass #hp headcanon

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Draco, to Luna: I really hate you, Loony, but I don’t know what I would do without you.

#draco malfoy headcanon #draco and luna #luna lovegood #cousins #i do not support jkr #incorrect hp quotes #source: tumblr

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this is the best thing i have ever read in my entire life

the slytherin skittles are super protective over each other.

jegulus are on their first date and reg is constantly looking over his shoulder. james thinks he’s paranoid that sirius will see them until he spots evan, barty, dorcas and pandora spying on them, horribly disguised like zero effort into it

dorcas is just using binoculars, focusing on every move james makes, barty has a trench coat on with the collar up and is just openly glaring at james, pandora is wearing a pink wig and she’s taking pictures, evan has a big hat and sunglasses

#jegulus #starchaser #regulus black #james potter #marauders era #barty crouch jr #marauders headcanon #marauders #evan rosier #pandora lovegood

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LITERALLY LOVE THE DRAMA THAT THE DRACO/PANSY FRIENDSHIP BRINGS INTO THE WORLD <333

Blaise: You guys are so dramatic.

Pansy: Yes, and?

Draco: That's the entire point of us.

#harry potter #hogwarts #draco malfoy #pansy parkinson #slytherin #fuck jkr #i do not support jkr

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okay, but is anyone obsessed with slytherin!lily?

#lily evans #lily potter

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more headcanons about the golden era slytherins (part five)

daphne watches the office and nothing else

draco was a very chubby baby

blaise, draco, and daphne are, like, obsessed with star wars, and have watched the movies, and the spin-off shows, and books and everything

theo likes country music (draco finds this appalling)

theo wears a lot of flannel

tori and ginny (because they’re best friends; fight me) play (violent) video games together, which surprises a lot of people because astoria greengrass isn’t really someone who you would expect to find pleasure in fake-killing people

daphne wears reading glasses

pansy hates the colours purple and orange

draco has really cute tiny cat sneezes and the others find it hysterical every time.

when scorpius was a baby, pansy and theo sang “baby got back” to him like it was a lullaby (like that scene in friends)

daphne really likes comic books and superheroes and stuff like that

draco has dimples

draco is the mom friend and theo is the dad friend

pansy is the best driver out of all of them

daphne is really good at rapping (which you won’t know unless you’ve seen her drunk)

blaise does NOT hold his alcohol well.

since blaise has so many dead dads, he’s constantly making dead dad jokes.

for example:

draco: jesus christ, blaise’s mother’s latest is tall as shit.

theo, yelling to blaise who’s a distance away: hey, blaise, how tall is your dad?

blaise, from a distance: uhh, about negative six feet?

tori really likes wearing slippery socks on their hardwood floor, so instead of walking like a normal person, she just shuffles around everywhere with a huge grin on her face

since scorpius religiously listens to the stupendium, draco got really into their music, then so did everyone else

scorpius often practices doing makeup on daphne, pansy, and theo

tori never wears makeup bc she doesn’t like how it feels (she also doesn’t like not being able to touch her face)

draco really hates kissing on the mouth (lucky for him, blaise is taller than him, and blaise’s mouth perfectly aligns with draco’s forehead, and draco’s mouth perfectly aligns with blaise’s neck)

theo always has mismatched socks with weird patterns on them

when she would go over to draco’s house, pansy would constantly (and shamelessly) flirt with narcissa. c o n s t a n t l y. (IN NO WAY DO I SHIP THEM. JUST TO BE CLEAR.)

thank you for reading:)

#draco malfoy #slytherin #fuck jkr #harry potter headcanon #harry potter #draco malfoy headcanon #i do not support jkr #headcanons #slytherin headcanon #blaise zabini #theodore nott #theo nott #pansy parkinson #daphne greengrass #astoria greengrass #astoria

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zazu from the lion king is a minerva mcgonagall variant.

#argue with the wall #zazu #lion king #the lion king #harry potter #minerva mcgonagall #professor mcgonagall #minnie mcgonagall