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I want Bakugou to break his wedding ring across a villain’s face. He doesn’t mean to, but he’s so unhinged after watching his soulmate be knocked so hard into a building, it just falls on him. Now he’s got to let their friends rescue his whole life while he buries this fucker.

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love that i just pop back into tumblr like annually so like hey hi hello

#i died but i lived #it’s me i’m the ice age baby #annual report #proof that i’m alive #sadly #all my tags are mlb ones because last time i was on here i was writing glass roses #watch all my tags become krbk #i’m scared of twitter #hello darkness my old friend

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I want Bakugou to break his wedding ring across a villain’s face. He doesn’t mean to, but he’s so unhinged after watching his soulmate be knocked so hard into a building, it just falls on him. Now he’s got to let their friends rescue his whole life while he buries this fucker.

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…it’s me, i am riz gukgak

Boy detective is both a gender and an autism diagnosis

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #the bad kids #riz gukgak

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holy shit, i’m not dead

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just me

hey there! it’s been a while! i’m still alive so here is me as everyone’s favourite single brain celled electric moron: KAMINARI!

i love these photos so much!

#mha kaminari #bnha kaminari #kaminari denki #denki kaminari #my hero academia

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me, doing an impromptu young sirius cosplay with my new buttercup wig because i’m bored and i can:

young sirius/marauders era/wolfstar simps: *smashing that follow button for sirius and sirius alone, ignoring the rest of my cosplays as well as the one that this wig is actually for*

me: ....b...but that’s my buttercup wig? ...and i spent a heap of time doing the special effects makeup for her...

the simps: where’s sirius?

#sirius black #sirius black cosplay #hp marauders #marauders era #young sirius black #cosplay #cosplayer #why would you do this to me? #it’s not even a good cosplay! #harry potter #harry potter fandom

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valkyrie marisha ray because i love marisha so much

i’m honestly so proud of this artwork

#critical role #dnd #critrole #critical role fanart #marisha ray #marisha ray fanart #beauregard lionett #keyleth #i’m so gay for marisha #my art #digital art #i’m so proud of this #it looks so good #the mighty nein #vox machina

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guys, can we let this die 😭😭

i wrote it while sleep deprived and now it’s my most popular post. it’s literally what happens in game already because cad has a passive perception of a billion

please stop making me look at my own dumbassery, please

Critical Role C2 AU where everything is the same except Caduceus is fully aware that he’s in a role playing game and can see the players

#critical role #critical role campaign 2 #caduceus clay #cr caduceus #firbolg cleric #taliesin jaffe #the mighty nein #dnd #please stop making me look at this #sleep deprivation #sleep dep is wild

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anxiety brain: do you need to panic?

me, just vibing and minding my own business: what? no, i’m fine

anxiety brain: okay, i believe you *slams panic button with full force*

me, no longer vibing: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

anxiety brain, crying: I’M BABY

#panic attack #panic anxiety #anxious #anxeity #autistic life #autism #the true anxious autistic experience #panicking for no reason #this is fine #not vibing #anxiety attack #mental health

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For anyone who needs to hear it:

you cannot help someone who doesn’t want to help themselves

you don’t have to stay with someone who is sick if they treat you badly. no matter how many times they use their illness like a weapon

some people are not capable of change. no matter how many promises they make, they cannot and will not change

you do not owe anyone your right to be alive. they may have helped you through a tough time but you do not owe them anything if they are not treating you the way you deserve

you are allowed to leave someone who takes joy in making you feel inferior and doesn’t allow you your own agency

you are the only person in control of your life and anyone who tries to take that from you is not worth your time. you are allowed to remove them from your life

some people don’t want what’s best for you and they are taking advantage of you to further their own goals. you don’t deserve to be someone else’s pawn, you are allowed to fight back

people who try to change you to fit their mould do not deserve a place in your life. you are perfect as you are and it is not their choice to make about who you are

you are worthy of someone who will love you for who you are and see you on a level equal to them. you are worthy of someone who supports you and doesn’t make life a competition

you are not selfish for putting yourself first and anyone who says that you are doesn’t know you and doesn’t deserve to know you

#for anyone who needs to hear this #mental health #stating facts #you’re not worthless #take care of yourself #please

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IF NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM WAS THE CHOSEN ONE AND NOT HARRY POTTER, NEVILLE WOULD’VE STRAIGHT UP DEFEATED VOLDEMORT AT THE OF FIRST YEAR BY COMPLETE ACCIDENT

#harry potter #neville longbottom #gryffindor #ravenclaw #slytherin #hufflepuff #hogwarts #you know its true #i’m correct and you know it #harry potter fandom

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punk arya stark wants to let any racists and/or terfs following this account know that they’re not welcome here because this blog supports BLM and trans rights and will not be accepting the opinions of bigots.

#arya stark #arya stark cosplay #support blm #blm movement #trans rights #pride month #fuck terfs #terfs aren’t welcome here #defund the police #black lives matter #trans lives matter #bigotry isn’t welcome here #cosplayer #game of thrones

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watch this video @maniic-pixie-dream-girl made or i’ll use your spine as a skipping rope

#animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #animal crossing new leaf #nintendo acnh #acnh #acnh memes #acnl mayor #acnl #acnh switch #acnh hype #fuckin watch it #she did so good guys #its so good okay #just watch it #i will steal your spine #Youtube

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awww, bri, baby, thank you so much for tagging meeee!!! ❤️🥰😘 you are an absolute angel ❤️😘😘💕

Top Three Ships:

god, catradora and harlivy becoming canon absolutely destroyed me so imma have to put my girls on the list! and i’m currently really feeling james carstairs and tessa gray because i started reading the dark artifices series again and they’d just so cute!! no offence to will, i love will herondale but jessa, jessa, man 😍

Last Movie:

i’ve been watching the princess and the frog on repeat with guardians of the galaxy interspersed between each rewatch so i’m not sure if that counts

Currently Reading:

where do i start? the dark artifices series by cassandra clare for one! i’m also reading a bunch of edgar allan poe’s works for an english assignment (i love poe!!!) which is awesome. my to be read list is miles long and i keep cycling through books i’ve already read. so i’m reading throne of glass (sarah j maas), windwitch (susan dennard), the cruel prince (holly black), cinder (marissa meyer), and the seeress of kell (david eddings)

Food I’m Craving:

bri, you’re making me want lasagna and that’s a crime. but i’m really craving nachos with jalapeños and some lemonade right now; i just want something fizzy and something spiiiiicy!

Tagging:

@mochegato @camelliaflwr @aussie-lesbian @severalverysmallmangoesinabasket @katieykat513 @itwasmydog and anyone else who is following me who wants to join in!

I was tagged by @dancewithyoutoday thank you!! I’m honored 😭💕

rules: tag 9 ppl you want to get to know better

top 3 ships:

Gallavich and Gallavich again from Shameless. Gallavich x3. Those two have the best chemistry in the world. Period. But ok Klaine from Glee. Even if I don’t ship them like I used to, Kurt’s one of my favorite character ever and he will always be my baby. Cazzie from Atypical, I was so happy with those girls, gimme more.

last movie:

Aladdin live action. It was all I needed.

currently reading:

I’m reading El Jardín de al lado by José Donoso, I bought it from my neighbor in a yard sale and it has been helped me a lot during this quarantine. But like, literally in this right moment I’m re-reading this lovely Gallavich fanfic “None the wiser” by Loftec because it always makes my heart feel better.

food im craving:

I don’t feel like eating too much right now, my appetite closes every time i’m nervous and well, you know, hard times for the world. BUT maybe some homemade pizza could help 🥺?

Now I wanna know this about you 👀 I tag @lovelyklaine @milkymickeyway @loftec @imikhailo @fabreagab @babygoldfish921 @gallavich-and-millagher @mickeys-upset @tryintosurvive

#jeez guys i got included in something #the books on my current reading list count as recommendations!!!!! #spread the love and tag your friends #catradora canon broke me #harlivy #canon harley quinn x poison ivy watered my flowers and cleared my skin #they’re lesbians harold #catradora #jem carstairs x tessa gray #jessa #CANON GAYS OWN ALL MY UWUS

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me, turning up to heaven’s requests department with my request forms all filled out: hi, i’d like to submit my request to the council of gods

woman at the front desk: alright, honey, just hand me your papers. (she reads them over) so...let me get this straight, your request is to have George Washington raised from the dead for the sole purpose of beating the absolute shit out of Donald Trump?

me, nodding: yep, that’s correct

the woman: i-i think i’m going to have to speak to my boss about this. i’ll be right back

me: take your time

the woman goes up the bureaucratic hierarchy until she gets to the council of gods themselves: excuse me your divine eminences, i have a request here that needs you to look over it

ares: hand it to me (she hands it to him) this is a request for raising George Washington from the dead for the sole purpose of beating the shit out of Donald Trump?

the woman: y-yes, sir, it is

ares, turning to face the rest of the gods (greek pantheon, christianity, paganism, muslim and all gods from other religions included, also buddha is there): am i the only one who thinks that this request is bullshit?

the woman, sweating but relieved: n-

she’s cut off by the rest of the gods: NO, IT’S NOT BULLSHIT! THIS SHOULD’VE BEEN DONE AGES AGO

ares, turning to face the woman again and handing her the piece of paper: get it done and have it televised

woman, returning to me in the requests department lobby: t-they’ve decided to grant your request.

me: that’s great! can we have it televised?

#fuck donald trump #can we just raise the forefathers from the dead and have them kill trump? #is it too much to ask for george washingtons corpse to beat the shit out of trump?

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drabbles for donations

hey guys,

i’ve decided that imma offer my time and writing in exchange for you donating to the black lives matter movement. i’ll be starting at $5 for 500 words and $1 for 100 words beyond that, just DM me proof of your donation as well as a ship and a prompt and i’ll write it up for you ASAP. if you give me permission, i’ll post it on here and/or on my AO3. the least we can do is support our siblings in arms as they fight against an unjust and corrupt system.

i’m happy to do any ship (even if they’re not from a fandom i’m in, ill research the ship to make sure i do the characters justice for you), as well as smut, angst, fluff or anything else you’d like me to write. as i said above, it’s $5 for $500 words and $1 for each 100 words over; give me proof of your donation and i’ll begin writing!

black lives matter and i’m a firm believer that everyone should be able to live safely no matter the colour of their skin, country of their heritage, orientation of their sexuality, religion of their choosing, and how they decide to live their life. we are all the same on the inside, our hearts beat and our blood flows and our minds think, so why are we still divided because of the colour of our skin?

#black lives matter #please donate #writing in exchange for donations #support the movement #donations #support blm #blm movement #stand up and fight