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t4t steddie my Beloved

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Starting Friday the 1st of March at 12:00 UTC, I will be offering 10 people 1,000 word drabbles on my Fiverr for half price at $20.

The first 10 people to message me with their request (details can be fleshed out) will be offered this custom order template, as a springtime gift from me!

Please feel free to check out my profile to see if you think I would be a good fit, and start thinking about your ideas.

Lots of love!

Parsnips 🥕

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happy whumptober

I can't personally stomach the extreme ends of whump anymore, but I'm glad that they existed and continue to exist Examining why I became sad at certain fanfics helped me get around dissociating the second I tried to think of trauma thanks to all the fanfic writers out there

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Starting Friday the 1st of March at 12:00 UTC, I will be offering 10 people 1,000 word drabbles on my Fiverr for half price at $20.

The first 10 people to message me with their request (details can be fleshed out) will be offered this custom order template, as a springtime gift from me!

Please feel free to check out my profile to see if you think I would be a good fit, and start thinking about your ideas.

Lots of love!

Parsnips 🥕

#fanfic #disabled writer #commission #commissions open #special offers #fiverr #whump #sickfic #smut #fandom

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I will… write anything you want.

Fanfiction or original.

CONTENT GUIDELINES:

I will do my best to write along whatever guideline I am given, but I retain the right to refuse a commission if I find myself unable to write for the content - whether due to a lack of knowledge or moral standing.

I will write NSFW, including kink. Please check the gig description for more details.

I have a list of fanfiction that I’m familiar with in the gig description. If I am not familiar with the fandom you're requesting, but you feel that with basic research I could still write a convincing piece, by all means, pitch it to me. There might be an additional charge for topic research.

(I hate to keep boosting this, but the more commissions I get the less I have to sacrifice my health to pay the bills. Please support a disabled writer! I’m tried-and-tested.)

Thank you!

Parsnips 🥕

#fanfic #mha #stranger things #amphibia #the owl house #she ra #voltron #arcane #bbc sherlock #bbc merlin #buffy the vampire slayer #jem and the holograms #anime #sickfic #whump #nsfw #disabled writer #commission #kink writing

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my dream as a fanfic writer is to write a story which people want to talk to me about and send asks about afterwards and discuss things the characters did and the symbolism and meanings behind certain lines and I'll be all "hehe thanks" but irl I'll be in literal tears because I wrote something that means something to someone

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You’re not a freak. Yeah, I am.

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I want to write a new excerpt for The Enigma Pig Archive, but have been DESPERATELY uninspired, for some fathomless reason.

Following the events of Season 4, Steve and Robin find a new job working in a diner called The Enigma Pig, owned by the mysterious Desiree Heller.

(A collection of stories featuring Steve, Robin, Eddie and Nancy as they navigate adulthood, trauma, sex and their bodies, excruciating as it may sometimes be.)

This series was always intended to be a collection of stories with Steve/Eddie and Robin/Nancy as endgame (slow-burn), exploring transness and chronic pain (Eddie), masculinity and class dissonance (Steve), neurodivergence and anxiety (Robin), and compulsory heterosexuality and ED (Nancy).

At the moment, the only excerpt is a piece where, in a moment of desperation, Eddie calls Steve for help during an endometriosis flare-up that has left him near immobile. Steve is a last resort, and Eddie hopes beyond hope that he can keep the nature of his pain hidden - but it’s pointless. Steve is too much of a mother hen to let it go. But to Eddie’s surprise, Steve Harrington, the ex-king of Hawkins High, doesn’t bat an eye (or he does, but only for a second). Robin’s been working on his education. In the moment, he is everything Eddie needs him to be.

I wanted the next excerpt to be longer and centre all four of the characters, but… every idea I’ve had has fizzled out. I wanted to update The Enigma Pig Archive consistently. I might need your help.

What would you want to see most?

#the enigma pig #fanfic #stranger things #whump #steddie #ronance #steve harrington #eddie munson #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #steve x eddie #robin x nancy #trans character #chronic illness #chronic pain #endometriosis #masculinity #money issues #neurodiversity #autism #dyspraxia #adhd #mental health #mental illness #compulsory heterosexuality #ed disorder #ed mention #period mention #disabled writer #whump writing

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GOOOOOOD MORNING STEDDIE NATION !!!!

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so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

#nsfw

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Some might say he didn’t take the news well

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Hi!

I thought I would share this again. This time of year is incredibly tough for people like me without a stable income. Bills have gone up, food is expensive and I need money to travel home for the holidays. If there are any commissions you’ve been wanting - whether they’re small, whether they’re large - I will write them.

There are a list of fandoms in the gig’s description that I’m familiar with, but I’m able to research and write for fandoms I’m unfamiliar with. I am also able to create original work with a set of OCs I use, or write poetry of any kind. My work could be the gift you give someone this holiday!

Help me and my ESA (she’s the sweetest little cat) keep warm this winter! I really appreciate all of your support so far. If you’re unable to commission me, then sharing this post to boost its exposure would also make a huge difference.

Happy holidays,

Parsnip 🥕

#fanfic #whump #sickfic #whumpblr #writers on tumblr #disabled writer #commission #stranger things #mha #bbc merlin #she ra #amphibia #the owl house #fandom #multifandom

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Thinking about BBC Merlin (the love story) and kicking my feet and giggling. Thinking about BBC Merlin (the shakespearan tragedy) and sobbing into my pillow. Thinking about BBC Merlin (the peak of comedy) and breaking into laughter at random times.

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need some fic recs. i’m at the point where i feel like i’ve read every todoroki shouto whump fic under the sun

i know i could write some but that’s not the same, is it?

#sick todoroki shouto #parental aizawa shouta #dadzawa #todoroki shouto whump #whump #fanfic #please

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“Not all men” you’re right. Merlin would never