omnybus

[omnybus]

call me non-newtonian the way I get hard when slapped hard enough

#shitpost #non newtonian fluid #dirty jokes

[omnybus]

Concept: Baba Yaga house walking around on chicken legs, being followed by one of those plastic Fisher-Price play houses on baby chick legs

[omnybus]

Is the astronaut angel in your angels art series inspired by that one panel in Chainsaw Man?

(referring to this post)

I haven't read/watched Chainsaw Man yet- the inspiration for the exposed "guts" and umbilical came from looking up reference photos of real-life spacesuits, and noticing that on some of them, the oxygen hoses that ran along the middle of the torso reminded me of ribcages, and on others, those hoses and other various cables reminded me of the "Badbot", designed by my favorite robot artist Ashley Wood:

While I would normally question the practicality of a soldier robot having a bunch of loose dangling cables hanging from its body, I can't deny I've always liked robots/machines with parts that resemble human organs and other biological bits.

#answered #asks #angels #masks #robots #astronaut #space #ashley wood

[omnybus]

Y'know, this reminds me of a similar dad-and-daughter pair I also saw as I was leaving the grocery store, though this was years ago. This is my best quick redraw from memory (I'm not good at drawing motorcycles without references):

I was just grocery shopping and for a while I was in line behind the peak possible combination of parent and child, here is my 1 minute recreation from memory

#reblog #bogleech #reblogleech #my art #not my art #humans

[omnybus]

If Terry Pratchett was still alive I wonder how he'd create an analogue of AI art in Discworld. Probably involving an easel with paintbrushes on little mechanical arms being installed into Hex.

#ramblings #discworld #ai art

[omnybus]

I’m working a new horror novel about a man who buys a haunted car that falls in love with him, and starts killing anyone who gets between them. I call it, “Billy and the Spookmobile”

[omnybus]

One of paper, four of coin,

One of silver when they join

Two half-silvers, ten of dime

Gold will not save us this time

Twenty nickel, hundred copper,

No amount will ever stop her

quarters are insane. 4 of them is one real money? what the hell

#reblog #money #silver #gold #poetry #i have no idea why i wrote this #i literally just woke up

[omnybus]

Me trying to keep up with counter-boops:

[omnybus]

I need people to understand that sometimes autism is just this

[omnybus]

The existence of topping and bottoming in sex suggests the existence of upping, downing, strange-ing and charmed-ing

#ramblings #shitpost #quarks #quantum physics #naughty jokes #puns #i don't care if nobody gets this joke

[omnybus]

Happy Trans Day of Visibility, everyone.

To all my followers: no matter how you identify, to me you will always be a friend.

#trans day of visibility #lgbtq #queer #positivity

[omnybus]

A lot fewer people have been walking away from Omelas ever since we swapped out our load-bearing tortured child for a more efficient model. Now instead of one child being kept in perpetual pain and misery we have it spread out between twelve kids at a time, each of whom only have to spend about a week feeling kind of itchy and tired

#shitpost #ramblings #the ones who walk away from omelas

[omnybus]

@swordquest I'm doing alright for the most part. I was really tired and congested with a sore throat for the first couple days and have been slowly but surely getting better for the last week or so. Right now I feel mostly fine aside from some mild but stubborn congestion.

Hey guess what I got covid :/

[omnybus]

Hey guess what I got covid :/

[omnybus]

"Yessir, we pride ourselves on service..."

Some fanart of Dungeon Meshi (probably my favorite manga thus far) starring Laios and the Winged Lion crossed with Disney's Aladdin.

#my art #omny87 #fanart #dungeon meshi #winged lion #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #aladdin #disney #genie #crossover #parody #friend like me

[omnybus]

I finished reading Dungeon Meshi last year and loved it, though it was hard to express my enjoyment with others outside of dedicated discord groups or subreddits. Which is why I am so very grateful for the existence of the anime (which I'm also watching and enjoying) for bringing Dungeon Meshi series into the limelight, because now I've been seeing more and more fanart and text posts about it ever since. It's honestly one of the best manga I've read in a long time, and one of the most interesting and fleshed-out takes on the "fantasy RPG/dungeon crawler" settings I've seen yet, with both the characters and the dungeon itself being multilayered and more complex than they first appear. So it's great to see it getting the recognition it so thoroughly deserves.

#ramblings #dungeon meshi

[omnybus]

Slender Man and Wide Woman

you've heard of slender man now get ready for fat woman

#my art #reblog #monster #creepypasta #slender man #big lady #rule 63 #genderswap