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DOG LEVEL
Dog Level
Moti peed on the pole 43 and left,
Jojo sniffed,
peed on the pole 43 as well.
Sheru sniffed both their pees and peed himself,
Then Peelu came smelled it for a couple of minutes,
Peed a bit in heft.
Blacky then came, sniffed, licked, relieved the bladder,
Chor kukkur did the same, BagheeraDog also joined her.
Minutes later a black van passed pole 13, came labeled “The Fucking…
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Eagle Tree
Eagle Tree.I am a tree,A tree with no branch..Just a trunk,With a few leaves,That too up on the top of my scalp..A squirrel once noticed this,Said, “ain’t you a bit weird”“Yes I is”.A beaver came along,Stared for a minuteMoved along..A bear came on a sunny day bright,Rubbed his back with me the whole night..Later he said, “thanks mate”“First time no branches fell on my head.”.Salty compliment,He…
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Lacoste
Lacoste
I love me some crocodile,I see them everywhere.Imagine them hunting in silence,Mouth wide open,Waiting for a goat or hare..For me they are the most beautiful creatures,That I won’t touch,Saw one of them swallow a whole snake on the TV,Or maybe it was the other way around.Who am I to judge..I own a pair of crocs for my feet,Do want to wear shirts and hats featuring the crocodile from…
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Where's my Rocketship?
Where’s my Rocketship?
I was the most hated astronaut on my planet,As from work I’d abstain.Won’t talk to my coworkers muchWould rather take a nap where there were no cameras.Never was serious, not a fan of taking any pain..Four people were sent to search for life,On four planets in four galaxies far away..Four others were sent to research on the dead planets,Where life once sustained..The ninth…
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Bystander Lysander
*BYSTANDER LYSANDER*
In the heart of Paris, where cobblestone streets whispered secrets, there lived a fashion maverick named Lysander. His studio smelled of musk and ink, and his eyes held galaxies—each star a stitch waiting to be woven into existence.
🌟 Act One: The Unbuttoned Runway
Lysander’s runway was no ordinary catwalk. It was a portal to rebellion, a canvas for audacity. His…
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ThumbsUp Mountain
ThumbsUp Mountain
A mountain stands tall and proud With a peak that points to the sky
It seems to say to the world“You can do it, just give it a try
Drink some unhealthy black colored gaseous drinkDon’t feel shy.”
The climbers who reach the summitFeel a surge of joy and pride.
They have conquered the challengeWith courage and skill as their guide
Even the fat can relate,Who conquer the…
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Just BRUTUS talking
BRUTUS TO CAESAR:He lies on his bed of painHis breath is faint and slowHe knows he will not rise againTo face his friend or foe
He thinks of all the deeds he’s doneThe battles he has foughtThe victories he has wonThe changes he has wrought
He wonders if he did his bestTo serve his people wellHe hopes they will remember himWith gratitude and respect
He feels a hand upon his browA voice that…
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The Dead tree overlooking the metro station
The Dead tree overlooking the metro station
Tree: Hey bird, you are a parrot, right?Red and green, never a shade of white?
Parrot: That’s right, but why do you care?You are a dead tree.And where exactly do your eyes stare?
Tree: I ain’t dead. In fact I have a job.That’s counting the number of trips the metro train makes. Keep the system functioning free from flaws.
Parrot: Even though I am…
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Big Fingers
Big fingers.I got born to a family of lizards,My parents named me neither ‘sonu’ nor ‘titu’ but ‘Wizard’Coz I have small hands with huge fingers.But my friends kept my name: Big Fingers..In the lizard school,All my friends love me,I’m the one most followed around.Always asking me to produce that blackboard scratching sound..In the lizard school morning assemblies,I was often called on the…
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Confuse Brachio
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PeePoles
PeePoles
In the Golden town,I sat downTo read the newspaper.
A magician had come,To visit the town and have some fun.
Some tricks up his sleeve,Maybe a dove hidden up his asshole,Or maybe a glass of milk he’ll pee.
People all so free,Formed herds in front of the clock tower at the strike of three.
Generally a show like this happens at night,Laugh and clap, come back home and sleep…
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Trump's Revenge
Trump’s Revenge
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When I was the president,
I wasn’t young, was I?
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But from what I’ve seen,
Being president,
Was nothing seen ever before by my eyes.
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People used to like me,
For my money,
Is all that I had to know.
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But now when I was the president,
That was the last thing that their minds remembered,
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Everybody wanted me to fall
Off a cliff,
Few of those happy for…
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LIBRARY TOWN
Library Town.In my town every month there opens a brand new library,There’s one or multiple ones on every street..At times people get confused,And get into the one they like the least..As all of them look almost the same,Shelves filled with books, tables and chairs..But there’s one,That’s feared the most.The massive library at the centre, owned by Heggar Helen Show..He’s infamous for standing on…
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THE LAST REMAINING HOTWHEELS
The last remaining Hotwheels.Went to a store,To get a toy or some clothes..For a baby that’s my nephew,Just born on September 4th..I saw a doll of Barbie,But it was priced at a thousand rupees..Then I saw a toy car,Which won’t get pulled back or run far..It was a Hotwheels,Costed the same as when it did in 1993..I bought one for the kid,And one for me..Got them every month,Not a single dent at my…
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Don't worry, it's just a tiger in the water
Don’t worry, it’s just a tiger in the water
Don’t worry, it’s just a tiger in the water.Was semi asleep in the air conditioned bus.Two kids were sitting in front of me wearing similar looking shirts..I clicked their picture and sent them to my friend in Canada.Who was still up watching the last few overs of day1 of Bangladesh vs India..He told me that it’s just not the shirts, even their faces are the same.They were twins, too much on them…
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The Red Capsule
The Red Capsule .In the dream that I had last night,There was a ground looked recently bombed,And a bright red colored capsule stuck in the middle upright.
Maybe it was this time capsule with a window in it.A useless window, coz when you sit inside the capsule made of steel, painted red, with nuts and bolts. All old school. Nothing from the outside is visible once you sit inside of that…
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