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Thanks for the boops! 😊
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Quan Yizhen: Why doesn’t Shixiong find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Lang Qianqiu: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Quan Yizhen: *bites lip*
Lang Qianqiu: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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He Xuan, passing their phone to Shi Qingxuan: I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs.
Shi Qingxuan, passing the phone back to He Xuan: I'm passing the phone to my best friend!
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 3 months
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Jiang Cheng: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Nie Huaisang: What? No, I—
Wei Wuxian: *enters room*
Jiang Cheng: *jaw clenches*
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 5 months
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Shang Qinghua: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my tasks?
Shen Qingqiu: Do it or you're straight.
Shang Qinghua: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 6 months
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Sorry for not posting any incorrect quotes for a while, but I have been incredibly busy and my mind is filled with TGCF at the moment (how we feeling tgcf fans)
If I do come back, I will admit that majority of the quotes I post might be just TGCF, so apologies for that
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 7 months
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Shen Qingqiu: God, if only someone loved me…
Liu Qingge: *standing behind him with roses*
Luo Binghe: *holding box of chocolates*
Zhuzhi-Lang: *has balloons and a card*
Shang Qinghua: *facepalms* This is sad.
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 7 months
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Hua Cheng: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.
He Xuan: *glares at Yin Yu*
Yin Yu: Well, sorry I have morals!
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 7 months
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Lan Wangji: I’m a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 7 months
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Luo Binghe: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Mobei-Jun: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 7 months
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Shen Qingqiu: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 7 months
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Xie Lian: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Mu Qing: *sighing* Feng Xin.
Feng Xin: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.
Pei Ming: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 8 months
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Jiang Yanli: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*’*

Wei Wuxian: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Dad.’*
Jiang Cheng: You guys get notes?
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 8 months
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Wei Wuxian: If there’s one thing I learned from Nie Huaisang, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 8 months
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Yue Qingyuan, watching Shang Qinghua & Shen Qingqiu panic : What's going on?
Liu Qingge: Shang Qinghua is having a midlife crisis and Shen Qingqiu is just having a crisis.
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 8 months
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Wei Wuxian: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Wen Ning: Those are wanted posters!
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 9 months
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Qi Rong: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.
Hua Cheng: You could lose a few.
Xie Lian: You could be less lazy.
Lang Qianqiu: Don’t be such a bitch.
Qi Rong: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
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