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theineffableoystercatcher · 22 days

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Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #incorrect cql

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mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess · 1 month

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Lan Qiren teaching: the Lan forehead ribbon is proof of discipline and restraint

Wei Wuxian: it sure restrains ill tell you that

Lan Qiren:

Wei Wuxian:

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect mdzs quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #source: me brain

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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 11 months

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Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

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kaleidoscopedrawsjpg · 1 year

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And again! Bwahaha I can’t be stopped!

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #wei ying #wei wuxain #yiling laozu #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #lan xichen #lan huan #twin jades of gusu #mdzs fanart #mdzs incorrect quotes #lilo and stitch #brainrot #theyre in love your honor #theyre gay your honor

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amazing-gates-96 · 7 months

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Wei Wuxian, totally oblivious: Lan Zhan, I hope our kids are best friends someday! Lan Wangji, not batting an eye: That's nice. I hope our kids are siblings.

#mxtx novels #mdzs incorrect quotes #wangxian #the untamed incorrect quotes #he's just stupid your honor

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bnnywngs · 1 year

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a-yuan: i want that

lan wangji: sure

wei wuxian: no

lan wangji, shocked: ....what

wei wuxian: you already have a lot of toys sweetie, you don't need another one

lan wangji, still shocked: how can you say no to your child?

wei wuxian:

wei wuxian: *look at teary a-yuan* no

lan wangji: *shocked gasp*

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my-random-mdzs-thoughts · 1 year

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Lan Jingyi: I am melting out here! Someone turn off the sun!

Wei Wuxian: sure

Jin Ling: say what now?

Wei Wuxian: *makes weird hand moves*

Ouyang Zizhen: don't tell me Mister Wei can turn of the sun with demonic cultivation?!

Wei Wuxian: done!

Lan Sizhui: nothing happened...

Wei Wuxian: well yeah. It takes six hours for the full effect!

Jin Ling: that's just the sunset! *stomps foot*

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naehja · 6 days

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After Lan Xichen, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian realised that the body without head was Nie Mingjue

Wei Wuxian: you will have to tell Nie Huaisang about it. Well, good luck, i wouldn't want to be the one to explain that devasting new to him.

LanXichen: no need to rush anything before having more informations about the situation. It would give him extreme distress.

Wei Wuxian: It gonne be devasting for him anyway. You have to tell him. It's his right to know. Right Lan Zhan? Imagine it was you, would you want to know about it?

Lan Wangji: Mh

Wei Wuxian: Huaisang will resent you if he learn that you not tell him that immediatly. He could hold a grudge toward you. and i would understand. It's HIS brother after all.

Lan Xichen: Huaisang is too soft and nice to hold a grudge. He'll understand.

Meanwhile, Nie Huaisang, having holding a grudge toward Jin Guangyao for years for have killed his Dage and having plan his revenge for as much time, seeing that the moment is very close to taste it and to see JGY lose EVERYTHING:

#this boy is so ready to destroy his brother's murderer #Knowing that the moment is close must be nice to think for him #mdzs incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #nie huaisang #lan xichen #wei wuixan #lan wangji #mdzs

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maryqueenofmurder · 5 months

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Wei Wuxian in the Burial Mounds

Wei Wuxian: Here, Lan Zhan, have a nice hot cup of tea!

Lan Wangji: It's cold.

Wei Wuxian: Nice cup of tea!

Lan Wangji: Mm.

Wei Wuxian: Cup of tea.

Lan Wangji: *disbelieving look*

Wei Wuxian: CUP.

#mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #do you guys want to see the unedited version of this?#yeah anyway remember that time lwj went to the burial mounds and they had to offer him water in a cup because they didn't have any tea?#because sometimes I think about that #anyway #this was originally supposed to have the cup something they made themselves and not even really a cup #but i took mercy on hanguang-jun

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mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes · 1 year

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Lan Qiren: Wangji, no!

Lan Wangji: Wangji yes.

Lan Xichen: Wangji, no!

Lan Wangji: Wangji... maybe?

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan, no 🥺!

Lan Wangji: Lan Zhan no 🥺.

#grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao su zhi #the untamed #mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan qiren #lan huan #lan xichen #lan zhan #lan wangji #wangxian

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rand0m-things808 · 1 year

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Lan Zhan: Did it hurt?

Wei Wuxian: When I fell from heaven?

Lan Zhan: When I bit you in the Slaughter Xuanwu cave?

Wei Wuxian:

Lan Zhan:

Wei Wuxian: yes, that hurt Lan Zhan

#mdzs incorrect quotes #mdzs #wei wuxain #incorrect mdzs #wei ying #wwx #lan zhan #lan wangji #hanguang jun #slaughter xuanwu

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theineffableoystercatcher · 2 months

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Lan Wangji: I know you snuck out last night, Wei Ying. Nie Huaisang, whispering: Play dumb! Wei Wuxian: Who's Wei Ying? Nie Huaisang: NOT THAT DUMB!

#mdzs #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #nie huaisang #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #the untamed #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #incorrect cql

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mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess · 1 year

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WWX, programmer, ex-govt hacker: i really don't get this!

LWJ, husband: what's wrong, Wei Ying?

WWX: why do they only make girl porn bots?

LWJ:...what?

WWX: like why aren't hot men trying to make me click on shady links? Maybe i would if they did.

LWJ:

LWJ: i refuse to let that statement make me jealous. It does, but i refuse it.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #mdzs incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #source: me having ideas

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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 10 months

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Jiang Cheng: What are you drinking?

Wei Wuxian: Vodka.

Jiang Cheng: Straight?

Wei Wuxian: No, gay. Why?

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ash-chan5 · 11 months

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Lan Qiren: How did none of you hear what I just said? Lan Shizui(apologetically): I've ben zoned out bor the past 2 and ½ hours Jin Ling(trying and failing to lie): I got distracted about halfway through Lan Jingyi: Ignoring you was a conscious decision

#incorrect mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #lan shizui #lan qiren #lan jingyi #jin ling #mdzs juniors #lan juniors

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yumemiruuuu · 1 month

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Lan Jingyi: I want to become a billionaire like Wei Wuxian

Lan Sizhui: What??

Jin Ling: Wei Wuxian is a billionaire???

Lan Jingyi: No

Lan Jingyi: He wants to become a billionaire too

#the juniors #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #jin ling #grandmaster of incorrect quotes #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs incorrect quotes #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #魔道祖师 #wei wuxian is NOT a billionaire #wei wuxian

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