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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 11 months

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Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

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tama0iishii · 7 months

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Cute ribbons and a sorta ooc wangji??? IDK cause in my head wangji is stoic but also a very strong WWX stan!!

Anyways… sorry for being dead these past few weeks :( School has definitely got the best of me, and still it hasn’t gotten better LOL! The projects are so much!! But I’ll try to get more comics out from now on!! (Even if they’re super short😭 better than nothing!!)

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I post comics… possibly anytime I can? LMAO

#mxtx incorrect quotes #mxtx memes #mxtx novels #mxtx mdzs #wei ying #lan wangji #wei wuxian #lan zhan #bunji #bunxian #mo dao zu shi

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thoughtsofagremlin · 18 days

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Mxtx: Have you seen this place? It’s a freakin’ mess. The cultivators and demons are having what looks like a turf war, Heaven’s Officials have been hanging out with the ghosts, that simply can’t be a good influence on them.

Readers: Heaven’s Officials or the ghosts?

Mxtx, sobbing: EITHER!!

#svsss #svsss incorrect quotes #mxtx #tgcf #mdzs #tgcf incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #mxtx memes #mxtx incorrect quotes #quote from Welcome to Hell

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shi-qingxuans-child · 6 months

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*Xie Lian And Hua Cheng Practicing CaLLiGraPhY*

XL: two best friends in a room… they might kiss… Hah Hah…

HC: yes we will. XL: wait what

*Proceeds to teach Hua Hua calligraphy… in an intense homie way…*

#Pei Ming watching in the corner #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #heaven officials blessing #mxtx #tgcf meme #xie lian #hua cheng #mxtx incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #pei ming

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tiredellen · 5 months

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Xie Lian: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Shen Jiu: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

#mxtxincorrectquotes #mxtx incorrect quotes #mxtx crossover #original shen qingqiu #xie lian #svsss #tgcf #pidw

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moneysbreaker · 7 months

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Ming Yi: There's nothing you can give me Shi Qingxuan: I can give you a house Ming Yi: Huh Shi Qingxuan: With a huge bed, with silk sheets Ming Yi: Wha Shi Qingxuan: And LOTS of pillows Ming Yi: Wait Shi Qingxuan: You'll never have to work another day, be fed whatever you want, and you'll get to pet cats Ming Yi: Ming Yi: Where do I sign up

#mxtx incorrect quotes #beefleaf #we need more sugar baby ming yi #it's necessary #tgcf #mxtx tgcf #shi qingxuan HAS the MONEY

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alien-boy-ollie · 4 months

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*Wei Wuxian talking to Wen Qing as therapy*

Wei Wuxian: "I just think...there has to be something wrong with me.." Wen Qing: "Oh wow, you finally noticed." *Sarcastically claps*

#mxtx incorrect quotes #mo xiang tong xiu #danmei #mxtx #mxtx fandom #mxtx characters #mxtx novels #incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #wei ying #wen qing #the untamed #the founder of demonic cultivation #the founder of diabolism

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flimflam707 · 3 months

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https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

Lmao, in a modern AU Lang Qianqiu would 100% wear Sketchers, and that's fact

#tgcf #mxtx #tgcf incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mxtx incorrect quotes #mxtx tgcf

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frogizz · 10 months

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Incorrect MXTX quotes but its compiled in the most terrible to read way

Good luck reading this

oh and I used these

#mxtx #mxtx fandom #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #incorrect quotes #mxtx incorrect quotes

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sluty-hanfu · 5 months

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It's hard to be the right hand man of horny and happily married Demon Emperor

(It happens every week)

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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 1 year

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Shang Qinghua: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Shang Qinghua: My king and Luo Binghe are still mad about it, but me and Cucumber-Bro were drunk and thought it was funny.

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tama0iishii · 8 months

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HERE’S OUR FIRST EP!! Some of the other comics will be either shorter or longer depending on how I want to present the situation or what situation I want to present :3 There really isn’t a plot to this. Just pets enjoying themselves lol

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Slowly the owner will gather more and more bunnies xD and other pets too~

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I’ll update every Saturday <3

#mxtx incorrect quotes #mxtx memes #mxtx novels #mxtx mdzs #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuixan #wei ying

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3kidsinacoat · 1 month

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Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: what?

Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: I-

Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?

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shi-qingxuans-child · 6 months

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Mu Qing: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Xie Lian: Mind your language!

Mu Qing: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???

Xie Lian: …

Mu Qing: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

#No mu Qing they are ALWAYS necessary #I mean scientist say that intelligent ppl tend to swear more…#heaven officials blessing #mxtx #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #tgcf meme #xie lian #mxtx incorrect quotes #fengqing #feng shui #mu qing

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tiredellen · 10 months

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Shang qinghua: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Shen qingqiu: Plane tickets?

Xie Lian: Concert tickets?

Wei Ying: Prostitution?

Shang qinghua, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

#mxtxincorrectquotes #mxtx incorrect quotes #mxtx crossover #tgcf #mdzs #svsss #xie lian #shen qingqiu #wei ying #wei wuxian #shang qinghua

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moneysbreaker · 7 months

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Shi Qingxuan: So how'd you get your boyfriend? Xie Lian: He threw me over his shoulder and called it a day, you? Shi Qingxuan: Begging

#mxtx incorrect quotes #mxtx tgcf #beefleaf #hualian

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