POV you’re LQG walking in on SQQ and SQH’s super important do not disturb sect management meeting (they’re doing a system screen share and watching the Barbie movie. You cannot see it)
Concept: after Shang Qinghua lost his original draft, he said fuck it and wrote progressively worse and worse gibberish content for Proud Immortal Demon Way just to enjoy watching his favorite anti-fan, Peerless Cucumber, loose his shit.
I rewatched some mlp movies, and I ended up mashing them up! I was really inspired by @piosplayhouse and @binghe-malewife-goals’s art I’ve also been writing some ideas down for my friend, I might post them if people are curious lol
What would this au be called?? My Little Scum Villain? My Little Scum Villain: Self-Saving System???
Either way, this is Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua reading over some of his new work, I like to imagine Qinghua works as an author and Shen Yuan as his editor while their book counterparts are peak lords. It’s all a giant work in progress haha
My most crack of crack person head cannon is that Shang Qinghua. The great Airplane shooting towards the side. Is a Cuban Chinese man. 🇨🇺🇨🇳
His mom was Cuban and his Dad was Chinese. In his first like. In his second his mom was Chinese and his dad was Cuban. He doesn’t know English but knows Spanish. The biggest reason he’s not outed as a fucking transmigrator early on because of his mumbling is that a lot of it is in Spanish. The entirety of the Who’s your daddy? Airplane monologue is in Spanish but he says the last line in Chinese.
In my head Shang Qinghua, Su Xiyan, and Binghe are the only characters with curly hair. AAAAAAND because the system fills with Plot holes I believe that Biological. Shang Qinghua is Su Xiyan brother through their father. Not being raised together. Kinda like Shang Qinghua’s Father Secret family. (This circles back stay with me). She gives birth to Luo Binghe who is picked up by the old washer woman.
WHO IS Shang Qinghua’s Mother. And because of her Ex Husband with curly hair teaching her new cultural foods she later teaches both her sons this food. Shang Qinghua and later Luo Binghe. and so know NO ONE CAN MAKE A CUBANO OR PERNI LIKE SHANG QINGUA AND LUO BINGHE!! They can make fucking CUBAN FOOD!! It’s also why these two canonically too the average svsss civilian got the head disciple position because of their ability to cook.
Shang Qinghua is a great cook on the level of Luo Binghe because they have the same teacher and I REFUSE. To believe otherwise.
- Tell me you don’t see this vision. Luo Binghe coming to pick up his Shizun after he has a meeting with Mobei Jun’s rat. Your Shizun walks out with a little Box of fucking Pan con Lechón that’s the name your Mother use to call it at least. You haven’t seen anybody now or since that can cook that food. First you get sad and are about to cry because another man cooked for Shizun. Then your mind goes too how is the fastest way I kill the rat without upsetting Shizun. And only then do you pause. IS THAT FUCKING PAN CON LECHÓN!!
- Also Mobei Jun knowing a surprising amount of Spanish just not when it’s spoken very quickly. Well he knows Shang Qinghua’s broken Spanderin. So he knows quite a bit. But like also not a miracle worker if Shang Qinghua talks any faster then normal he cannot understand a thing.
If you want more I have more please god I need to talk to someone about this please!!
I get that everyone falls in love with Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu/Yuan because that’s kind of just the natural order of the world but everyone should fall in love with Shang Qinghua. Someone needs to cause Mobei-Jun problems for all of the problems that he caused the hamster. And also let Qinghua know that he is literally sooooo great and small and beloved