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matthew-zard · 3 months

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What the actual fuck is going on here?

Casting curses and being feared is a witch’s pride and joy. So, why is it there are so many people lining up outside her house to be “cursed” by her? Why is the king offering her gold and jewels for her curse? What is going on???

#writers #writers on tumblr #writing prompts #writeblr #writing inspiration #succubes

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matthew-zard · 3 months

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Gotta be more specific

What's that feeling you feel when you're sad?

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matthew-zard · 5 months

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#diablo #diablo immortal #video game #video games #big mood #mood

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matthew-zard · 6 months

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I don’t know but a guy down the street is serving them I guess. He asked me if I wanted one and I said “no thanks, I’m not hungry”

Hey, whats'a knuckle sandwhich?

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matthew-zard · 7 months

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“I don’t think I’m a celebrity, I know I’m god!”

-pukicho probably

you think your special dont you. some kind of celebrity

If I pointed at you, lightning would strike you at my whim

#shitpost #pukicho

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matthew-zard · 7 months

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OH NO HE’S HOT

"Not bad, X."

#zero #rockman x #megaman x #art #mithart #oh no he’s hot

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matthew-zard · 7 months

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#lol #shitpost #doggo #dog #dogblr #war crimes #youtube #youtube comments

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matthew-zard · 7 months

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At this point 69 and 420 aren’t funny because of sex and weed, they are funny because they are memes. The numbers themselves become funny, not what they are accosted with.

#meme #memes #69 #420

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matthew-zard · 7 months

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Why would you ever come back?

guys i return from the farlands in about 8 days!!!

#shitpost

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matthew-zard · 7 months

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The what?

Tumblr, for the love of god, please get rid of the live feature.

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matthew-zard · 7 months

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A robber held up a well-dressed man, pointing his gun and yelling, “Give me all your money!”

The man replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m a U.S. congressman!”

The robber retorted, “In that case, give me all my money!”

#jokes #humor #comedy #memes #meme

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matthew-zard · 8 months

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One time I had a dream where I realized I was in a dream and for whatever reason I was immediately like “I have shit to do today, I’m going to wake up” then I did, and it was still NIGHT. Then I was like “wait, no I wanna go back!”

#dream #dreaming #sleep #sleeping #one time i dreamt #lol

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matthew-zard · 8 months

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