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Bilbo: Thorin texted me “your adorable” so I texted him back saying “YOU’RE adorable”.

Bofur: And?

Bilbo: And now we’re dating. All I did was point out a typo, but i like him so I’m not gonna say anything.

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Sitting up with my elf friend, bleary-eyed and tired, to make sure they don't freak out after they tried the edibles I got from the Shire even though I warned them specifically not to do that

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I just like to tell myself he’s not dead🤡

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eep i just bought a ticket to see fellowship of the ring extended in the movie theater !!

#i am so excited #lord of the rings #lotr

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Bilbo and Legolas are enjoying tea together, while Thorin is peering at them from a doorway nearby.

Thorin: It’s just ridiculous! Why is Bilbo having tea with him?

*Balin shrugs*

*Thorin turns and walks away from the door*

Thorin: I mean Legolas won’t even be living here!!

Balin: But neither will Bilbo, I’m afraid.

*Legolas shows up at the doorway*

Thorin: What are you doing here?

Legolas: I thought I heard my name.

*Thorin huffs, waves Legolas off and turns around*

*Legolas walks back towards Bilbo*

Legolas: What’s his deal?

Bilbo: I don’t know.

#thorin is scared to tell bilbo how he feels about him #thorin has chosen legolas as his rival #the hobbit #bilbo #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #thorin #thorin oakenshield #legolas #legolas greenleaf

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*Legolas and Thorin are looking at Tauriel and Kili swooning over each other*

Legolas in a mocking tone: Oh to be dumb and in love

Thorin: The saying is ‘young and in love’

Legolas: Oh, I know..

*Kili and Tauriel bonk their heads together while kissing*

Legolas: ..but look at them

#i feel like tauriel and kili would be so awkward at the beginning of their relationship #legolas and thorin are rivals in my head and thorin just loves when he gets a chance to correct legolas #i love it when legolas is kinda cunty #kili and tauriel #kili #kili durin #legolas #legolas greenleaf #thorin oakenshield

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sometimes i imagine kili being one of those guys who has a small planter box in his yard. maybe he’d grow potatoes and carrots. or maybe he’d grow strawberries because i also imagine him as a guy who loves the taste of fresh strawberries.

#kili durin #kili #the hobbit

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Bilbo calling Thorin an idiot and then softly kissing him on the lips reblog if you agree

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kili picking a bunch of small wildflowers for tauriel like a little kid

#kili durin #kili #tauriel #the hobbit #kili and tauriel

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Thorin would build Bilbo a little sun room that sticks out the side of the mountain so he can get some sun & read his books

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If Mr Tolkien didn't want me to ship Bagginshield he shouldn't have said that thorin singing gave bilbo queer dreams

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Bilbo: Now, Frodo, I will teach you how to fight a giant spider

Frodo: When will I ever need to know how to fight a giant spider?

Bilbo: Trust me, you will need it

*many years later*

Frodo: WHY DIDN'T I PAY ATTENTION?

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So like we all agree *leans in closer to whisper* that legolas threatening to kill eomer on sight for Gimli was pretty queer right? That's not just me? Okay, good.

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This how they be💀💀

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while i love the lord of the rings movies and all of the actors, the film lacked slightly in portraying Legolas's cuntyness.

the "while you all struggle to move waist-deep in snow, i will simply dance elegantly on top of it to mock you" cuntyness

the "shooting three arrows to show off while the hobbit struggles to hold a sword" cuntyness

the "being 2000 years old but still acting like a fucking child" cuntyness

the cunty list goes on

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And the rumor is 100% accurate