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spiders be like:

OOOOwOOOO

#shitpost #joke #meme #spiders #spider #jo shitposts #tw spiders #halloween #spoop #happy halloween #!!! #oh why yes i did have annabelle cane in mind when i made this #and yes i HAVE had this queued for half a year lmao

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hello! lo and behold, it’s the product of…quite a long while of writing (and rewriting…): my entry for the Sanders Sides Big Bang 2021! ( @sandersidesbigbang )

there have been some very lovely people involved in this; for starters, the amazing folks that first created and coordinated this event. beyond that, I’ve had a wonderful beta working with me and two amazing artists, too! much love to @threecrowsinatrenchcoat for letting me bounce ideas, and to @houser-of-stories and @artistically-gay for creating such beautiful artwork alongside this fic!

thank you very much to everyone who has been a part of this, and I hope you enjoy! <3

Chapters: 1/8
Fandom: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Anxiety | Virgil Sanders/Dark Creativity | Remus “The Duke” Sanders/Logic | Logan Sanders, Creativity | Roman “Princey” Sanders/Deceit | Janus Sanders, Creativity | Roman “Princey” Sanders & Deceit | Janus Sanders
Characters: Anxiety | Virgil Sanders, Deceit | Janus Sanders, Dark Creativity | Remus “The Duke” Sanders, Creativity | Roman “Princey” Sanders, Morality | Patton Sanders, Logic | Logan Sanders
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Fantasy, High Fantasy, fairytale, Quests, Prophecy, Trope Subversion, Trope Subversion/Inversion, Sarcasm, Snark, Humor, Comedy, Queer Themes, Queer Characters, Minor Violence, Minor Injuries, (nothing too explicitly described i promise), Minor Character Death, (just past mentioned stuff), Swearing, minor innuendo
Summary: Virgil Sanders of the bright purple hair is born with a rather nasty case of Protagonist Syndrome. As a (rightful) cynic, however, naturally the only option is to dye his hair black and avoid Fate at every turn. (And if that only does the exact opposite of what he wants, planting him right in the midst of a quest with friends and a cause he actually wants to fight for, for the first time in his life? Well. Shh. He doesn’t have to know that yet.)

#also #the other chapters are coming shortly #but im uploading on my phone #…where the other chapters are not accessible :’) #i should’ve thought that one through

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Chapters: 1/8
Fandom: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Anxiety | Virgil Sanders/Dark Creativity | Remus “The Duke” Sanders/Logic | Logan Sanders, Creativity | Roman “Princey” Sanders/Deceit | Janus Sanders, Creativity | Roman “Princey” Sanders & Deceit | Janus Sanders
Characters: Anxiety | Virgil Sanders, Deceit | Janus Sanders, Dark Creativity | Remus “The Duke” Sanders, Creativity | Roman “Princey” Sanders, Morality | Patton Sanders, Logic | Logan Sanders
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Fantasy, High Fantasy, fairytale, Quests, Prophecy, Trope Subversion, Trope Subversion/Inversion, Sarcasm, Snark, Humor, Comedy, Queer Themes, Queer Characters, Minor Violence, Minor Injuries, (nothing too explicitly described i promise), Minor Character Death, (just past mentioned stuff), Swearing, minor innuendo
Summary: Virgil Sanders of the bright purple hair is born with a rather nasty case of Protagonist Syndrome. As a (rightful) cynic, however, naturally the only option is to dye his hair black and avoid Fate at every turn. (And if that only does the exact opposite of what he wants, planting him right in the midst of a quest with friends and a cause he actually wants to fight for, for the first time in his life? Well. Shh. He doesn’t have to know that yet.)

#sanders sides #thomas sanders sides #sanders sides big bang #virgil sanders #janus sanders #roman sanders #remus sanders #patton sanders #logan sanders #fairytale au #fantasy au #cw swearing #cw minor violence #cw minor character death #(its all past stuff dw) #(nothing too graphic!)

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i just saw the tag “canon complicit” instead of “canon compliant” and im laughing its like “canon is a criminal act that i unfortunately support with this fic”

#this is glorious #fanfic things #that’s my queue

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Tbh I think fandom generally needs to get better at sitting with the uncomfortable fact that a story/fanwork/meme/whatever can hurt one person and help another

#!!! #fanfic things #fandom things #that’s my queue

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People will say “write what you know!” But I know so little

#writing things #that’s my queue

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girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

#well shoot #writing things #that’s my queue

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To be fair, changing your mind about where a story’s going based on reader predictions isn’t always bad. Sure, it’s not great if you’re all “oh, no, they figured it out, now I have to change everything because my readers aren’t allowed to be cleverer than me” – but on the other hand, sometimes a reader will be like “okay, here’s the dumbest possible way I can imagine this playing out”, and then their dumbest possible prediction is exactly what you’re planning, and you realise that yeah, now that you’ve seen it laid out by someone who isn’t the voice in your head, that’s actually super dumb.

#ehehehehe yep #writing things #fanfic things #that’s my queue

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Dracudate is a short film that centers around Lilith, a Trans Lesbian vampire and her date with her crush, Lou. It’s not long before Lilith runs into trouble when she bumps into the Monster Hunter, Sal. Lilith must now escape from the Hunter while also hiding her identity from Lou, which proves pretty difficult. Will she be able to save the date and keep away from the clutches of the Hunter?

All credits can be found in the youtube description!

Our team worked really hard to bring this story to life, any shares are greatly appreciated! 💖 

#i love everything about this so much #that’s my queue

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i haven't slept in forty-eight hours and all i can do is think abt tma make stupid shitpost eat hot chip and lie

#magnus archives #the magnus archives #magnuspod #tma #tma shitpost #shitpost #jo shitposts #jwt tma #haha #help #i love hyperfixations #that's why i hyperfixate on them #(i think??) #but also #i hate hyperfixations #why cant i just consume media like a normal person #also dont worry abt the whole not sleeping thing im going to bed right after this lol

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“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

#hah #yep #adhd things #that’s my queue

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ok so I know this is wildly unsupported by canon but. I got the thought in my head and it Will Not Leave Me Alone. SO!

concept: super forgetful Elias

imagine Elias just knowing so much about everything that exists ever and it's so much information and so much more important than other things, so he’s actually really forgetful about other things. i.e. he never knows where any little things are in his apartment or whether he’s done certain tasks yet and stuff like that. like,,, the apocalypse is a pretty important thing to think about. why would something little like whether you’ve gone grocery shopping recently or fed the fish dinner yet?

so he's basically like, calling Peter every two seconds like "hey where did you put the cinnamon" or “question: why is my underwear on top of the tv" ("answer: you got distracted Seeing Jon do something stupid again and put them down there while you were folding laundry you short evil dipshit")

"where is the extra toilet paper you bought the other day? it isn't in the usual cabinet" "hm let's see now where did I leave the kazoo I play to drown out Tim whenever he says something angsty" "oh gosh diddly darn it I've lost my murder pipe again"

#the magnus archives #magnus archives #tma #tma elias #elias bouchard #tma shitpost #magnuspod #jwt tma #jo rambles #look so i know i've come up with stupid things before #but this might be it this genuinely might be the stupidest thing i've ever come up with #i need to stop thinking about things like this i'm actually starting to like his character #i blame this post on my being adhd #i can remember what my shirt color was on picture day in fifth grade but i can't remember where i put my wallet two seconds ago #It Just Be Like That #(my shirt was blue btw)

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sometimes I think about how my peak in internet popularity came from shitty-ass Wattpad fanfics from middle school and I weep

#it's all done very dramatically #just as any mary sue ought do #fanfiction #fanfic #writer problems #shitpost #writing shitpost #wattpad #writer #writer struggles #jo shitposts #and if anyone is morbidly curious #they're still up on my wattpad lmaooo #i may hate them and want them dead but #i recognize the right of others to read and enjoy it #even if i as the writer have moved past that point #and frankly think them to be the crappy (but developmentally important!) work of a young writer developing her voice #all the same #it's jarring as hell to open my email and see comment notifs asking me for a sequel to weirdass shit i wrote in *middle school* #(for the record i am now twenty-one and in *college*) #tl;dr i peaked in middle school and that is extremely depressing #i do however think it's funny as shit that comphet had me writing nothing but men x fem!readers and now i'm gay as fuck

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Reading Fic Pre-Posting: No typos whatsoever. Reads well. Flows beautifully. I have definitely found all possible spelling and grammar errors.

Reading Fic After Posting: A typo every three lines. Ten grammatical errors. Switches tense twice. POV changes for no discernible reason. Uses the word “look” five times in one sentence.

#gods MOOD #why does it always go like this #writing things #fanfic things #that’s my queue

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no sideblogs. we post everything in big jumble like men.

#tumblr #shitpost #joke #tumblr shit #blog #jo shitposts #i would however like to apologize to my followers who are here for one (1) specific thing #which i am most likely failing to deliver

[jowritesthingss]

oh to be a fat cat sitting inside on a sunny apartment windowsill overlooking a big city

#cats #wholesome #jo rambles #idk man #cats lying in sunbeams just look so happy and comfy #i want that kind of contentment in my life

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concept: Roman and Remus finally get the chance to bond with each other bc Patton scolds them both for swearing. they are in a continual competition to see who can come up with the most elaborate substitute swears.

#sanders sides #thomas sanders sides #roman sanders #remus sanders #creativitwins #ts roman #ts remus #ts creativity #ts dark creativity #ts #tss #ts princey #ts the duke #ts duke #brotherly creativitwins #jwt sanderssides #jo rambles #plz do not tag as r3mr0m or dukedontlook #bc seeing my stuff tagged w either makes me feel. Very Uncomfy