#writing shitpost

[mxanigel]

somehow these two mental states can exist simultaneously

#writing meme #writing problems #writing shitpost #brain I would like to stay in the happy state please and thank you

[2urban2fantasy]

Talking of wizards, big fan of “no true Scotsman” trope but for wizards leading to ridiculous requirements to be considered a “real” wizard

“You’re not a real wizard until you’ve been charged with treason by at least two kingdoms”

“You’re not a real wizard until you trick a demon into giving you immortality”

“You’re not a real wizard until you’ve stood drunk on top of your tower and dared God to kill you”

#writing shitpost

[taxonomicons]

new kind of poetry just dropped I call it glam poetry it’s like slam poetry but instead of intermittent pausing you just look hot

#poetry #writing #writing shitpost

[gonzague-if]

Gonzague literally telling Nevers to cover them up, slut.

#writing shitpost

[bookwyrminspiration]

opened an old notebook today and found the beginning of a story from when I was like 13

#shitpost #writing shitpost #I know my handwriting hasn’t changed much in five years but I promise this is old </3 #I still remember the basic premise of the story this was going to be #I. did not end up writing it #and now looking back WOW it would’ve required a LOT of hyperspecific knowledge I did not and still do not have #and would take a while to research #so. rip to this story teenage boy boy </3

[fishwithtitz]

Oops it me

#fanfic writing #on writing #writing #writer struggles #writing shitpost #shitposting

[spikybanana]

just vibing, except for the occasional breakdowns. I'm still figuring it out here.

ao3 &c.

a few bits I'm proud of:

the happy ones:

all I see is sky [obikin] [G] (3k) they're force ghosts. also there are trees on coruscant now.

Beloved [wolfstar] [T] (5.5k) follows aromantic sirius from hogwarts to old age, wolfstar lovers to friends

don't let's die as heroes [jegulily] [T] (6.7k) (alt: tumblr post) they fall in love, they hunt horcruxes, and none of them die

the sad ones:

the way we meet again [jegulily] [G] (1k) from the marauders' leaving Hogwarts to their finding out about Regulus' death

Infinite Joy [obikin] [T] (1.6k) canon compliant mustafar flash back sequence

the niche and/or insane ones:

Hunger [wolfstar] [M] (4.3k) omniscience AU, also a tribute and an easter egg packet for @/wolfstarmicrofic

the longest year of my life [gen] (13k) here's why it could have been the Trio, Draco and Remus who went on the horcrux hunt

Once Upon a Green Haze [wolfstar] [T] (WIP) amongst other things: time travel, memory loss, dreams, and trees

What You Will [jegulily + wolfstar] [T] (WIP) how twelfth night should have ended: marauders version. sorry, mr shakespeare

#pinned #nav tags: #my writing #wolfstar #jegulily #sapphic marauders #microfic #space monks on main #reading #poem #10 seconds poem #reference #philosophy #thesis tag #shitpost #incorrect quotes #philosophy shitpost #writing shitpost #fic: happy ace wolfstar #fic: sad aroace wolfstar #fic: space wolfstar #fic: marauders on ice #fic: schmakespeare

[stilemawillow]

idk if anybody’s interested BUT i’ll be posting the first chapter of a levi story that’s been in the making for a looooong while and im risking it on ao3 but i get anxiety when i think of the tags. anyway, i’m popping off with the most mentally healthy y/n this world has ever seen, nobody will ever write a better woman than her and that’s not slander for the depressed and deranged women out there in finction and irl, just... she’s the woman for me, guys. i’m living the bisexual dream, writing this story - i don’t want them to date, i want them to date me. thank you for coming to my ted talk. this is probably my most basic and my most genius fanfic. i have reached the peak. there’s only down now

#levi x reader #shitpost #writing shitpost #ao3 tags really do scare me a lot #because what if i get hate for not doing them properly? #i'm panicking #anyway #i've turned this shit into a full-fledged book at this point #it do got 30 chapters so far #very fulfilling that i'll have them ready to post whenever i want without the usual panic and rush for creating content #goodnight now it's 3am

[i-can-even-burn-salad]

[ID: A meme, showing SpongeBob pointing out increasingly larger piles of dirty diapers to Patrick - in a trash bin, in bags in a corner, filling the fridge, behind the wall after ripping down some wallpaper, forming the sofa after taking off the cover and a giant pile outside the house. Patrick is labeled me, while the diaper piles are labeled with a growing list of filler words, ending with: And again still perhaps then there was. End ID.]

#so that's how my morning was going #writing shitpost #salad-txt #writing meme

[moonlarked]

Me when looking through my writing and finding two of the same descriptors used without any sort of pattern in one paragraph (this is an unrepentable sin):

#writing #writing memes #creative writing #relatable memes #writing shitpost #memes

[moremysteriesthantragedies]

Every time I accidentally copy something into the wrong place while writing, the text is like, "I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the Hell am I doin' here? I DON'T BELONG HERE!"

#memes #writing shitpost

[spaceyaceylesbian]

any writer who can't title come to me, the writer who can title but can't finish anything to the point where you can title it

#lass rambles #this is half shitpost half genuine #writers on tumblr #writeblr #shitpost #writing shitpost

[emcscared-whumps]

some people say, (including me), that sometimes, it is okay if you didn't work on your personal projects today-- maybe you were too busy (i was), or were tired (which i am now), etc.

and i agree, rest is good, important even,

but.

have they considered--

that my brain may jump out of my skull and tear me to pieces?

#emc's shit #need to out blrobo in the microwave and watch him spin #i need to sketch him write him out him through The Horrors #alas i might destroy myself trying (dramatic) #artblr #writeblr #whumpblr #writing meme #writing shitpost #art meme #art shitpost

[bookwyrminspiration]

me reading my own goddamn story what the fuck just happened

[ID in alt]

#kotlc wings au #shattered upside down #writing shitpost #not to be dramatic but OH MY GOD??? #i cannot emphasize enough how much I don’t know what I’m doing #I’m just trying things #and while stuff is subject to change #there’s elements that will remain the same and some of this elements??? #i had actual tears in my eyes writing a certain part #I’m. screaming

[spikybanana]

how do you all decide between present and past tense? Are there some kinds of stories that work better with present tense? do you think about how different they sound in your head? like there's so much sibilance in the present-

#writing shitpost

[stilemawillow]

I’m curious as to what happens in the future for levi and reader . Would reader love someone else? And what would levi’s reaction be knowing that reader is already in love with somebody who is not him? Djskskdjsksjsnsjs

well. first, i apologise for taking soooo long to answer this. and second, prepare for a big af rant.

we can explore two timelines: a healthy one or a satisfactory one.

in the healthy timeline, the last scene in the fanfic crushes completely the idolised image reader has of levi. they take a bit of a break, so to say, and she never looks at him the same because yada yada yada - psyche stuff. important part is - they could sit down and discuss their feelings openly. and if reader's mature enough, she'll realise she's been worshipping him like a flawless deity which he isn't, very slowly snap out of it and probably go on to attempt to look at other men as romantic partners. i can't say how long that would take but she might get a boyfriend in college/uni and see the truthfulness of levi's arguments when she reflects on her feelings for him vs those for her bf in a more grown-up mindset with experience. and levi will be happy for her if she falls in love with sb else but also... twice as lonely because he knows he's the adult and has to be responsible for her mentality and relationships developing in a healthy manner but he can't help thinking he would've buckled if she'd given him a bit more time and maybe he would've been happy with her. he constantly reminds himself a guy her age is more suited for her but does sometimes go out of his way to think "what if?". hates himself for thinking it and never lets her see it out of fear it'll make her relapse into loving him again (sorry for referring to it like it's a disease lol). basically, a happy ending for her and a 50/50 for him.

in the satisfactory timeline, however, things look very different. same demolished idolised image during the last scene and same break but she thinks about it a lot before coming to the conclusion that she's loved him way too long to lose that. she decides to be mature about it and accept the fact he's human. it takes her time. she refrains from confessing and instead takes to asking him all kinds of questions so she can get to actually know him. it might take her a year or maybe two. it might be sth really trivial that makes her decide: this is it, i do love him, not the hero i made for myself when i was seven. she goes ahead and tells him. and when he tries to argue, she's the one who's having an adult talk with him. and when he sees that she's serious and mature about this, he buckles. he wants to have farlan and her mother's blessing before anything happens. both aren't opposed to it. so they try it out - one, two, three dates, they're easing into a schedule where they grow to see each other as humans, become even better friends and officially enter a relationship on her 21st birthday because she asks for it as a present. they might struggle a bit because he's still a working adult with more experience and he has his insecure moments but she's always there to reassure so the bumps along the road don't, ultimately, prevent the ride. i think in this timeline, i could see them never splitting up because both of them know how much they've sacrificed to make this love proper.

it depends entirely on you which option you pick and again, i'm sorry for the rant. i hope this satisfies your curiosity to some extent and thank you so much for asking.

#writing shitpost #kind ppl be like: this anon #anon ask #also kudos to anybody who actually goes through the whole thing - u do be patient #levi x reader