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Vox x reader

Alright, were just gonna pretend Lucifer has a yearly ball that he invites the overlords to k? Also, you're a hit woman/ man/ whatever pronouns. This starts dark, but I promise it gets better 

Reader pov~

'Hmmm, an invite to Lucifers royal ball...?'

I was interested when I got a call from somebody I sighed picking up. After a... long conversation, apparently they wanted me to off one of the overlords there. I was writing down the name, Vox.

-time skip-

On the day of the ball, I dressed a bit fancy. Which isn't my normal style, but I figured it'd be good to at least try to fit in.

As I walked in, I saw all the decorations. It's not really fancy but fancy enough to be set apart from any other house.

I was one of the first to arrive and was greeted but quickly went looking for my target, since it was the only reason I attended.

I quickly spotted him since it wasn't that difficult. I mean, he had a TV for a head, which wasn't exactly common. So after I found him, I got into position, which wasn't easy with that many people around.

But after getting the shot ready, aimed directly at the back of his head, with nobody paying attention, I got ready, and he turned around.

He looked directly at me, I mean, it's like he knew I was there. What I didn't expect was him to walk over.

"Well, it looks like we finally meet." He said, winking. Wait, I recognize that voice, I thought. "You did it. You put the target on yourself."

But he didn't respond and grabbed my hand as we did a short dance, and he spun me as the song ended. But as I turned around, he was gone...

"Touche"

Hey yall, I hope you enjoyed it. I know this isn't one of the normal characters I write, and I have no idea about his personality. So hope this works. I got the idea from pinterest. 304 words.

#hazbin hotel #vox

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Stolas x reader

I'm planning on keeping this story fluff, so there no need for smut warnings

After the divorce between Stolas and Stella being Stolas' main friend, he immediately went to you, though he wasn't really upset about it he was worried about how it would go over with his father, etc.

After comforting him for a while and a couple weeks, your feelings had begun to show. Yes, you had feelings for your feathered friend. For a while now, I might add. You were surprised he hadn't noticed your little crush.

But recently, he's been acting... different. More affectionate, and it's obvious he's noticing the blush that creeps to your cheeks..

Reader pov~

"Oh look, you're blushing how cute," he remarked. Causing me to blush deeper than expected.

"Hey Stolas..?" I asked hesitantly. "Yes, dear?" He responded.

"What.. are we?" I asked, and he looked a bit surprised by the sudden question but quickly regained composure. And I could tell by the look on his face it was a dumb question to ask.

He stepped forward gently, cupping my cheek so I'd look at him, "You know what we are. You just want to hear me say it." He replied, leaning down to gently press a kiss to my lips.

#helluva boss #stolas

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Alright this is random but I want yalls thoughts out there

Also TW: if your uncomfortable with paranormal or anything relating to death do not read this one and read some of my other things.

But the picture above is not a random guy, I've been living in a house for around 6 years now, and that guy is said to be buried in our basement. Weird huh?

But I didn't think much of it until today when I was talking with a friend, and I realized 'oh this may not be as coincidental as I thought' because as some of you may know. I was suicidal in the past. And "ghosts" can normally get ahold of people with a low mental state than other people.

But ive seen people looking at me through doorways, I've been touched a couple times, I've heard voices.

But the creepiest thing is that this case goes unsolved TO THIS DAY. And I don't know about you but some spirit randomally reaching out to some teenager while their entire family can't hear or see a thing is a bit weird

Especially since over the years ive been waken up by literal knife sharpening noises. And the mob that was said to of murdered him, said he was killed by acid. But I wouldn't believe the people who killed him would you?

Plus if that was the case how is there a body? And why would the spirit be reaching out to people, wouldn't it just move onto the afterlife no issues?

Why is it bothering somebody? Because my guess is those people were lying theres gotta be a reason I have frequent nightmares to a point where I have a phobia of sleep, I've woken up to knife noises, ive seen people peek around doorways at me.

My guess is, he was stabbed. And is mad that his case and death were overlooked I mean this is barely a thing online as far as I know. And the case still being unsolved has gotta mean something.

But let me know your guys' opinion and I know some yall out there don't believe in the paranormal and are gonna call me crazy but whatever. At least I'm sharing my opinion and to those who are curious let me know your thoughts

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Help from my friend: @ravynkidd

Smut version of the Wilbur x reader getting caught by Philza

It was the usual Friday night with Wilbur, cuddles, movies, and such. Until it turned into something much more...

Watching the barbie movie on a dark still and silent night. Wilbur and me all snuggled up under the blankets in his bed. I technically wasn't meant to be here, after all his dad Phil didn't exactly "approve" of me.

Neither of us really cared, though, and Phil wouldn't be home for what we assume was hours. Wilbur had his hand on my thigh. He had for awhile but, now he was inching it up.

I took this as an example to spin myself around and straddle his thigh. Putting my knee between his thighs, making him moan quietly, sounding more like a grunt.

I was rocking it back and forth when he grabbed my back and kissed me, sliding his tongue between my lips and moaned louder now.

He started bouncing his thigh, making me moan out his name. "Do you want this?" God, the way we can be in such a heated moment, and he will still manage to make me feel so comfortable. He slowly toyed with my waistband, and the next thing you know, he had his dick at my entrance and lips at my neck.

I was slowly sitting down, him praising me with every inch. He waited patiently for me to start moving against him. I looked up, and he shot me a loving smile.

I started bouncing, making both him and me moan. Me whimpering his name. He tried his hands upwards and rested one on my tit and the other on my neck. He had began to rub my clit pretty roughly when he stuttered his hips fucking up into me.

I could tell he was about to cum when the door to his room suddenly flung open

Phil came in and was about to ask something "Hey wilb- oh my, get dressed" He said as he quickly covered his eyes and exited the room.

Later he asked to talk to Wilbur and scolded him, then asked to see me and scolded me as well before he left me and Wilbur alone, to my surprise since I expected him to practically drag me out of the house.

#smut #wilbur soot

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Yall shower thought on the backstory to Husk and Alastor

So Alastor is a deer, k? Nothin much on that

But Husk is a cat, they are said to have 9 lives and have good agility

Alastor was a Luisiana killer and Husk was a gambler

Alright now for the idea:

So Husk being going around and playing poker/ getting slightly drunk, in Luisiana since it's not said where he lived/ died. And one night Alastor had spotted him coming out a club, seeing him slightly tipsy he decided to approach seeing if he could get a swift kill.

Husk being drunk has more agility, so he managed to evade Alastor, but later they meet up again.

Alastor this time invites him to have a small drink and maybe a small gamble, Husk agrees

Later Alastor ended up nearly putting Husk in debt, which caused him to have many issues. Somehow though he still escaped death from Alastor but ended up recovering and moved to L.A where he continued his gambling idea

When he finally arrived in hell, the reason he's a cat is because he agility to get away from Alastor, and even escaped death quite a few times as a gambler so cats having 9 lives would make sense

Which is also why Husk was so mad at Alastor when he brought him to the hotel and said "No, not you again"

Also from the viewer standpoint the reason why Alastor calls Husk, Husker is because when Husk died he had racked up debt from people and changed his name since his appearance changed and figured he could get out of paying the people back if they happened to go down to hell with him, being why he got so mad when Alastor called him 'Husker'

Yall this is simply a shower thought and going off the information I know, this is in no way connected to the Fandom unless I'm correct and if I am, called it

#hazbin hotel #shower thoughts

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You should do another Wilbur one where they get caught either cuddling or fucking. And get scolded by Philza (Wilbur’s dad)

:D

Thanks for the request :)

I'm gonna do gender neutral reader since it makes the most sense in my mind

Reader pov~

I was at the house with my boyfriend, Wilbur, we've been dating for about a year, without Philza finding out. Thank God.

But I was cuddling with Wilbur on our couch in the living room watching a movie. I was laying between his legs, with my head on his chest as he ran his fingers through my hair.

I was enjoying just relaxing until the door slammed open and Philza came in, about to ask a question when he stopped seeing me and Wilbur together. I quickly stood up Wilbur following suit.

After about five minutes of Wilbur getting scolded by Philza for not telling him he told us what he actually had come for and left.

I looked at Wilbur and he just looked back at me as my guess is he couldn't believe that just happened.

But in the end me and Wilbur just ended up cuddling again and falling asleep with the movie playing in the background.

#request #wilbur soot #fluff

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Everybody remember:

If you ever think the demon under your bed is going to grab your feet....

He's gotta pay for that shit, don't settle for just a "ooooo *grabs*" no tell him that's 150 bucks and watch he'll never bug ya' again

#random #im tired sick and unhinged af

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Wilbur x fem reader, NSFW, if your not comfortable check out my page it normally has more fluff related content!

Requested by: @ravynkidd

Photo for the inspo:

Setting: bedroom

Goes from fem Dom to Wilbur Dom

Reader pov~

I wasn't sure how it happened, me and Wilbur had simply been watching a movie the next I was riding him but I could barely do so as my body was so damn sensitive

I was shaking lightly as I tried moving which only led to me becoming a bit overwhelmed thinking about how I must be doing terribly...

But before I could finish that thought I was pinned to the bed as Wilbur connected our hips resulting in a light moan from me as I became a blabbering mess as I tried to find the words to express what I was feeling

He only leaned down whispering in my ear

"Shh just let me take care of you, now relax darling~"

And let's just say, by the end of the night, I couldn't even remember what movie we had been watching...

#wilbur soot #dsmp #nsfw #request

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Hey yall, not dead. ( yet )

But here's a story it's a second part to something my friend, Alex, @ravynkidd requested but they said they lose papers to easily, it's basically a Wilbur ( ghost version so Ghostbur ) x reader. The first part just mostly had the intro to yall being in a library and ending up with smut as you invite him back to your house for round two

❗️WARNING❗️

This is a smut with an X reader if you are uncomfortable with that feel free to read some of my other things or get the fuck off my page, thank you, anyway on with the story

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I had gotten both me and Ghostbur dressed and we began driving back to my house for the movie night, and if I'm lucky round two.

I could tell he was thinking about it as well since he was avoiding eye contact, keeping his eyes glued to the window. "What nervous?" I asked playfully and watched him blush 50 shades of red chuckling lightly as I pulled into our driveway since we share a house.

I watched as he opened the door and got out as we walked in turning on a couple of lights as we walked, "so what movie?" I asked holding up a couple options to which he pointed at one and I chuckled knowing he would choose that one and put it in the DVD.

As we began to watch the movie I could feel as he sat his hand on my thigh and as I looked at him he was blushing and seemed like he was struggling to take charge to which I climbed into his lap, "do you want help?" I asked teasingly, to which he was already blushing deeper then before and nodded slightly.

I chuckled as I lifted his chin using my thumb and pointer finger and leaned down to being our lips into a sweet and gentle kiss, even despite the fact I was currently straddling him.

As we continued to make out I slowly slid my hand down his chest to reach his belt as I undid it and separated from the kiss my hand about to slip past his sweatpants waistband "ready for round two?" I asked playfully, while he avoided eye contact and nodded sheepishly

I slowly slipped my hand down as I gently stroked down his shaft to which he let out a soft moan and I continued before I felt him close to release and quickly stopped getting a small whine from him.

"Not so fast," I said chuckling as I took off both his pants and mine as I slowly went down and he let out a gasp and moan, I chuckled as I continued riding him until I felt him close to release and saw him white knuckle grabbing the sheets.

Which only fueled me to go faster so I sped up, as I bounced up and down faster which seemed to throw him over the edge as he found his release and I wasn't long after and once we both came down from our highs and I got off him slightly before I layed back down, my head on his chest looking up at him,

"You should let me do that more often" I said playfully before we both fell asleep, till next time..

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Hope you enjoyed it and to my friend, Alex. Let me know if this fits your request

#dsmp #smut #wilbur soot #ghost

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I made an evolution of my friends OC, named Jerry, it went from a stick figure, to a person, to a genderbend version, Jenna

#art #friends OC

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Angel dust x reader ( male reader! )

( note: your taller then him )

~Reader POV~

It was a normal day, well... as normal as you can get for hell. But I'd been staying at the Happy Hotel for about a year now and was even dating the famous, Angel Dust. Yeah it wasn't very comforting knowing his job. But we made it work.

Anyway, one day, Charlie gave the idea of a "bonding exercise" and we all, except alastor, jeez you'd think he'd be related to Katie Killjoy. And they decided on laser tag.

But that's the story on how I ended up here, sandwiched between Charlie and Angel, who were both oddly excited. The only two people we were missing were Alastor and Husk. Alastor didn't want to come and Husk was passed out at the bar, so we left them be.

Once we arrived, we all signed in and got started, we decided a couple vs. couple for the first round, so we did Charlie and Vaggie vs. me and Angel dust. Which to be expected we won.

The next round we decided to even out more and put me and Vaggie on a team and Charlie and Angel dust on the other. Me and Angel were looking for each other while Vaggie and Charlie were attempting to find each other and I figured they would have issues trying to figure out who would tag the other, so I decided to have a bit of fun

After I found him I waited for him to go into some type of corner and pushed him against the wall, gently kissing him, he was surprised but lowered his guard and I shot him in the vest successfully getting him out as I walked away I turned around saying one more thing,

"Never let your guard down" I said and winked.

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #headcanon

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Okay so I just ate and I felt the need to share this because it's probably one of the dumbest and funniest things I've heard while eating. But my brother was coming up with other names for period blood here's what he came up with:

Netherlands lava

Da fine red wine

Period juice

Tomato squirts

Niagra falls

I. Am. Concerned.

#funny #random

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So I know my wattpad people know that I've had a girlfriend for a little over 11 months, and we recently broke up. It wasnt exactly healthy on my end she started getting into arguments with me more often and said she does it because its fun to see how people react. But I cried... a lot. Probably around 10 hours in total, but it was a mutual breakup we both thought it was for the better. And if yall find my wattpad page just to go to her and complain saying she was shitty and rude, I will block you from this account and my wattpad. Because we are still friends, good friends. The relationship just wasn't for us. And updates may not come for a bit ive reverted back to my classic emotionless self. Thanks for listening to my rant about bullshit

Update: turns out feelings were not mutual she still very much likes me and I'm very glad I have therapy rn-

#random #rant

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Alright second art post this one was one of my friends OC's she made by accident and asked me to try and make it a bit better he's supposed to be a stick figure but she also wanted him in another version

#oc #art

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Hey yall first piece of artwork, it's human bill cipher, which I know some of yall don't like but don't worry triangle form is coming soon and if ya dont like my art bring your shit somewhere else don't comment down on people because you think it's a quote on quote "joke". Thank you

#bill cipher #gravity falls #if you have hate bring your shit somewhere else

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Alastor x reader

Note: this is the last story from my wattpad so updates will be slower

Gender neutral

"Dialogue"

( Author Note )

- most definely expect to cook don't matter if you knew how, you'll have a teacher

- teaches you recipes you didn't even know existed

- even some of his personal ones he made himself

- everyone will stay away from you when word gets out ( except your friends, of course, which is mostly the hotel staff )

- if your good friends with Vaggie, she tries to persuade you not to get with him worried he'll hurt you, but you assure her you'll be fine and she loosens up a bit

- Once you're together ( because I ship Vaggie and Charlie alright? Don't come after me ) they had complete opposite reactions, Vaggie is threatening him ( which, let's be honest, doesn't faze him in the slightest ), and Charlie is jumping up and down

- Charlie: "Oh my god, when's the wedding!?" She yells talking to you while vaggies next to you talking to Alastor. Vaggie: "Te juro que si les haces daño me aseguraré de que sepas cómo es el doble infierno." ( translation: I swear if you hurt them, I will make sure you know what double hell is like )

187 words, I hope you enjoyed. Let me know if there's any mistakes

#alastor #hazbin hotel