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From what little I remember, the only aspect he hated about being a wolf was the imprinting because he wasn't in control of it. I think he also hated it at first because Bella didn't know and it was keeping them apart, but once she knew he settled into his role.

Does anyone else think Jacob's character was inconsistent about whether or not he liked being a werewolf? He hated imprinting, but was also so hyped to battle with vampires.

I think he should have loved being a wolf. After all, it really wasn't all that bad? He was in control of himself almost immediately, and he was just hanging out with his buddies. It still would have made sense for him to not want Bella to be a vampire. It would have been an excellent foil for Edward, who hated being supernatural. Plus, it's really lame that Edward and Jacob are both stuck being something they hate forever while Bella has the time of her life as a vamp.

#jacob black #reblog #reply reblog #reblog reply #twilight #new moon #eclipse #breaking dawn

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Okay, I did it. Here is a discord server dedicated to Fourth Wing! No roleplaying and 18+ only. I would really love to have a community of readers to come together where we can all hang out and discuss stuff!

Don't have discord? I encourage you to join! It's simple to use and a great place to meet new friends!

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Created a brand new "Book lovers" discord server!

I am still setting it up. Come and hang out, give server recommendations, and let's build a community together!

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Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?

#yup #reblog

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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

#LMAO #so true #reblog

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*taps mic* hey uh is this thing on? You guys ever think about how good it would feel to fuck someone raw in a mating press, your cock pumping in and out of them, feeling every inch of their tight little hole rub up against you, trying desperately to keep you inside, gripping at you as you keep sliding in and out, in and out, rutting as deep as it can go, your cock and their hole getting messier, creamier, beating up their cum and mixing it with your precum. Moaning into their open mouth as they try to catch their breath, telling them that fuck, fuck, you're so tight, I'm gonna cum, I can't pull out and they get that wide-eyed panicked stare but they still wrap their legs around your waist and you can basically see the little hearts forming in their pupils as you get faster, your hips rolling, then jackhammering away, your balls slapping against them, getting just as messy as your thick, veiny shaft, slamming into them with all you've got, now incapable of pulling out, you can't, they're holding you in with their legs, they have a vice grip around you and all you can do is cum, cum deep inside them, fill them up like they were meant to be, like you have to, they're so tight, so wet, so warm and they need this, you need this, you need to cum inside

#oop #sorry to post nsft #i am going through it lmao

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the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for

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When you boop your side blog out of curiosity

#boop #lmao #my post #own post

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What happens when the global total hits 999999999 boops??

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Obviously the baseball bat is metal- clearly made of vibranium.

Regular humans break baseball bats all the time how the hell are these vampires playing and not destroying the bats. 

#reblog #lmao #twilight

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I met Daniel Cudmore in September 2023 and he held the microphone the exact same way and I have no idea why it's so funny but it is

My delusional mind at 1 am series:

Instead of sleeping as I should, I decided to watch "New Moon" behind the scenes and well, I am lucky I am alone because of this

That arm........💪🏼 and hand 🖐🏼

I am speechless, flabbergasted, 🫠, 🥵. WHAT! Im telling you my obsession with Felix arms is not okay anymore. And then I am hit with another angle

That arm just got thicker. Again I am speechless, flabbergasted, 🫠, 🥵 all over again. This is why I say Felix is a beast of a man, like damn, my delusional mind it trying to process this still. I just might have to have to write a whole one shot of reader being obsessed with Felix arm or something at this point because the amount of blogs I have seen of people obsessing over Felix hands is real. It makes me feel reassured I am not alone with this.

Anyways I will also show this for fun

Him holding a tiny fan with his BIG hand.

#reblog #reply

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Jasper as a character is so interesting because he ends up a Confederate because he can't actually empathise with the slaves and because he simply accepts cruelty around him, and then when he becomes a vampire he literally can't ignore others suffering because it hurts him, but even decades after he becomes a Vegetarian he still can't get a hang of it partially because he still can't see humans as *people*. Idk there's smth to be said about him becoming a vampire because of his own cruelty and then being eternally in horrific pain because of said cruelty that fucks.

Jasper's whole life is a curse & i love to see it

here we have a Confederate supposedly so empathetic that he acquired a "gift"... yet not so empathetic as to recognize he was fighting for the enslavement of an entire race. despite seeing the consequences of slavery literally every day. now, the man who spent his last human days denying the humanity in others is forced to spend his immortal life being slapped in the face with their emotions. forever. hueeueueueu-

yeah, i would call that "gift" a curse, actually.

if Twilight weren't a horror story, we might see a discussion between Jasper/Bella about how immortality forces you to confront the darker side of your nature (e.g. "there will come a day when the societal beliefs imbued unto you leaves you standing on the wrong side of history"), & Jasper's journey with finding love & humanity. OR, y'know, he could've just had ONE (1) line where he says "yeah i'm not proud of my service." simply, if Twilight weren't a horror, Jasper could see the error of his ways & change for the better.

HOWEVER. Twilight vampires are "mentally frozen" when they turn, so Jasper is likely still a racist who does not regret his service. no matter how many times he is confronted with his cruelty, he won't change. meaning whatever life he chooses, his gift dooms him.

wow! eternal curse!

we see evidence of this frozen mental state in his decision to go vegetarian. he doesn't switch bc he feels bad about killing humans:

"I could feel everything my prey was feeling. And I lived their emotions as I killed them. [...] You've experienced the way I can manipulate the emotions around myself, Bella, but I wonder if you realize how the feelings in a room affect me." (Eclipse, Ch 13)

note the dehumanizing term "prey" & the focus on himself. he laments not that the human lives he's taking have value but that their dying moments harsh his vibe.

the irony! trapped as an empath while never possessing the ability to be an empath! CURSE CURSE C-

herein lies a bigger, juicier curse: Jasper is, himself, (hot take) enslaved in the sense that he will never know freedom, philosophically speaking, due to the choices he made in life. the series tries to paint him as a master tactician & competent leader; fanon often paints him as a free-thinking amoral black sheep. in reality, he simply obeys the commands of higher authorities & abides by their worldview regardless of how toxic it is to himself or others.

in the beginning, he had María.

he entered the Southern Vampire Wars not by his own volition but stayed because he was content not having a choice. however one feels about María, the fact of the matter is 1) as a newborn he was stronger, bigger, & faster than her & could have run away or overpowered her, 2) had the "gift" to identify emotions & could KNOW when/if she was malicious or manipulating him, & 3) could have escaped by influencing her emotions to make her disinterested in him. at any time in the 100 years they were together, he could have left. he talks about never knowing a life outside the war & discovering "options I'd never dreamed I had." ok???? run 100 miles in any direction & you would have seen a life outside of war. BOI-

instead, he took comfort in being submissive & adopting someone else's ideology. not only did it remind him of his past, but it meant he had no need to reflect on his actions or beliefs. he prefers others dictate his worldview & order him around even if it means being unhappy. he only left because he was going to be assassinated, & even then, it wasn't until someone else told him another life was possible that he "realized" another life was possible.

notably, the period where he's most free— living with Peter & Charlotte— is his rock-bottom where "the depression got worse." but, again, not because he realized the value of human life: "I was so wearied by killing [...] even mere humans."

then he meets Alice.

Alice, who has visions of being vegetarian & converts him so they can live with the Cullens. Alice, who dictates how her family should live their lives to the point where she manipulates them. Alice, who goes so far as to dress the Cullens, who orders Jasper to wait in the car while she & Bella go shopping, who Jasper refers to as "truly [...] one frightening little monster" because for all his experience she can still beat him in combat.

his eternal soulmate is authority.

despite being unhappy with his vegetarian life, as it makes him feel weak & coddled & a liability to everyone around him, he follows the lifestyle because Alice tells him to.

then there's the Volturi, another authoritative body. "We owe the Volturi for our present way of life," says acclaimed bootlicker Jasper Hale, who in the same moment shudders at the atrocities they committed, yet strangely sees no other way for a governing body to keep the peace... so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

but, since Carlisle outranks the Volturi as an authoritative figure in that he more closely aligns with Jasper's new worldview, Jasper sees no problem deposing the vampiric governing body if it means his sister-in-law of like 2 months can keep her demonic spawn. so i guess we don't really owe the Volturi that much

to his credit, we see glimmers of him questioning his leaders: 1) his decision to leave Maria, 2) his considering switching diets to defeat Victoria, & 3) going against the Volturi. but, again, these decisions are all just a result of his self-preservation & submitting to the higher authority du jour.

in the end, he has the perfect storm of conditions that would allow him to escape the prison he's created, to find freedom & to love humanity unconditionally... but he won't. Jasper's ultimate curse is that regardless of whether he realizes the enslavement of his own self, he will never leave his cage because it's cozy & easy & allows him to never think for himself.

AAAANYWAY Jasper's life sucks & he's trapped in an eternal prison of his own making. lol

#twilight #reblog #jasper hale

[felixschokehold]

You're arguing with Felix.

Nothing serious, but you're irked and stubborn, so it's now his problem, too.

You'd like to say that you're winning. That you are stringing together the perfect set of words to beat his ego back a bit.

But... You're not. Any coherent thoughts and clever rebuttals fall short of your lips.

It's not your fault, though. It's not your fault that he is wearing a tight fitted compression shirt. It's not your fault that the lines of his body are on perfect display for your ogling eyes. And it's certainly not your fault that he crosses his arms with a smirk and not-so-subtle flex of his biceps because he knows what he does to you.

It's really not your fault.

You swallow hard, following a vein that slinks its way down his arm and fans out over the back of his hand.

Those large, strong hands that fit over your hips just right; that now how to work you as if second nature - and maybe it is, you are mates after all. A fated pair - wait -

What were you mad about, again?

@alecvolturi @kiiwiigii

#FERAL #reblog

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Gave up on my himym comic bc I desperately needed some pre-war shenanigans, and a @mello-jello post is a great way to break out of a funk 😅

Plus I think we can all agree that Erwin fan or not, he kinda deserves it XD

Bonus:

#do i need to make an anime sideblog #aot #reblog

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"A soldier does not mourn the dead before the war is over".

#haha ouch it hurts #reblog #aot #attack on titan #levi ackerman

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“The Barbie movie is like basic gender studies 101. It’s like the bare minimum for feminism”

YEAH SOME PEOPLE HAVENT TAKEN GENDER STUDIES 101 AND WOULDNT YOU AGREE WE ARE CURRENTLY AT LESS THAN THE BARE MINIMUM FOR FEMINISM?

things do not need to be perfect to be good. You cannot teach someone intersectionality if that person has not heard of bare minimum feminism. You might be on step 100 but just because you started earlier does not mean that everyone can jump to your level. They have to climb the stairs too. And the people at the top yelling down to the people at the bottom that being at the bottom is bad, they need to be at the top, IT DOES NOT ENCOURAGE THEM TO CLIMB UP.