beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way
This. This was such a nice way to get back into the swing of writing drabbles. Thank you so much, @hotemotionalmess, for requesting it. I’ll always write Kili love for you, sweetheart.
I hope I can keep this going. I missed writing one-shots a lot more than I thought I did.
I would take each and every one of these dwarves over an army from the Iron Hills, for when I called upon them, they answered. Loyalty, honor, a willing heart. I can ask no more than that.
THE HOBBIT: An Unexpected Journey (2012) dir. Peter Jackson