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Mobei-Jun would also be at the dom table, and Shang Qinghua would walk in and just sit in his lap

MXTX protags my beloved. Prettyboy table for the win

Bonus page:

#there is only one throne worthy of shang qinghua #shang qinghua #mobei-jun #moshang #bingqiu #hualian #wangxian #svsss #mdzs #tgcf

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Luo Binghe, to Shen Qingqiu: Wife~

Shen Qingqiu, covering his face: Binghe! Don't call me that in public!!

Lan Wangji, to Wei Wuxian: Wife.

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan! You're soo shameless~

Hua Cheng, to Xie Lian: Wi-

Hua Cheng: No, I can't disrespect gege this way

Xie Lian: Don't worry San Lang! You can be my wife!!

Hua Cheng: Gege is so smart

#shang qinghua looks at mobei-jun expectantly #mobei-jun: daddy? #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #hua cheng #xie lian #mxtx #mxtx svsss #mxtx tgcf #mxtx mdzs #svsss #tgcf #mdzs #scum villian self saving system #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #bingqiu #wangxian #hualian

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I don't ship cumplane romantically, but I've imagined how funny it would be if they became friends with benefits

Shen Qingqiu: I'm not gay?

Shang Qinghua: Dude, we've literally been fucking each other

Shen Qingqiu: Yeah? Platonically??

#shang qinghua: just because we're not romantically involved doesnt make the gay sex less gay! #shen qingqiu: im not following #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #peerless cucumber #shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #mxtx #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villian self saving system

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Angel Dust, when he finally makes it to heaven:

#angel dust #hazbin hotel #vivziepop #source: Brandon Rogers #source: Normal Western Movie

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Yue Qingyuan: Xiao-Jiu, I will always come for you, no matter what

Liu Qingge: I will get you anything you need, you can always count on me

Zhuzhi-Lang: I will protect you even at the cost of my own life

Luo Binghe: Shizun, Marry Me!!!

Shen Qingqiu: Wow

Shen Qingqiu: You are all really good friends

#shang qinghua: you are the worst harem protagonist #shen qingqiu: what are you talking about? #this is completely platonic #yue qingyuan #liu qingge #zhuzhi lang #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #bingqiu #liushen #yueshen #mxtx #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villian self saving system

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Thanos sucks as a villain

I am only referring to the MCU Thanos, I have not read the comics nor seen any non MCU shows

But yeah, Thanos is a terrible villain, but he didn't have to be. Honestly, I would only say he's half good, he is absolutely threatening, and having him win in infinity war was a smart move

The problem I have with him is that the writers tried to make him into a sympathetic villain, which was a completely stupid idea. The man wants to kill half of all life in the universe, and the writers thought making someone with THAT goal could be sympathetic

This makes him out to be a joke! I still remember all the memes making fun of his lack of understanding of economics after the movie came out, and I shouldn't need to explain why your villain coming off as a joke is a BAD idea

Thanos is the Mad Titan, they shouldn't have tried to make him into a sympathetic villain, when he's much more interesting and threatening without that trait, and Endgame proves that!

In Endgame Thanos threatens to use the stones to make his own universe, no more mister nice guy, and this was sooo much better. They finally gave us the man that tore Nebula apart just to make her deadlier, instead of the failed economics major

(Also, Thanos' race was shown to be advanced, so what was stopping them from LEAVING THEIR PLANET??)

#hollywood needs to stop trying to make sympathetic villains #they're not good at it #thanos #mcu thanos #marvel mcu #mcu #avengers endgame #avengers infinity war #rant

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Who's story would you want to read, whether it takes place before, during, or after the story of MDZS. I didn't include Lan Zhan since we see most of his story through Wei Ying, and personally I think it would be boring to read the same story that's slightly different due to a change in perspective.

#jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #nie huaisang #lan xichen #lan huan #jin ling #jin rulan #song lan #song zichen #wen ning #wen qionglin #mxtx #mxtx mdzs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #polls

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It's funny how much these two have in common. Both are mothers who abused their children, trying to make one of them a leader and being harsher on another one, and both sacrificed themselves to save them (though I do not think Yu Ziyuan gives a fuck about Wei Wuxian).

#they are also the reason why their children need therapy #yu ziyuan #shadow weaver #she ra and the princesses of power #mxtx #mxtx mdzs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #meme

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Have you ever read a story that's like-

Character: I have depression, I am depressed all the time. I cry myself to sleep and when I'm done crying I cry some more because I am depressed

#ohh a story about depression #i hope it's good #character: constant crying #not again... #depression #writing #fanfiction #bad writing #mental health

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I don't think I've seen anyone bring up the parallels of Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan and Yue Qingyuan/Shen Jiu, as in, both SY and YQY kept important information from the people they loved, leaving SJ and LBH to think that they don't care about them. It's fascinating, because of YQY lack of communication, it caused SJ to be cruel to others, which is exactly what happened with LBH after SY refused to tell him that he didn't hate him. I know LBH and SJ are supposed to have a lot of parallels, but this is another layer that I haven't really thought about before

#also i know SJ's behavior has to do with more than YQY #OG LBH and OG SJ are foils #but so are LBH and SJ #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen jiu #luo binghe #yue qingyuan #mxtx #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villian self saving system

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#jun wu #lao gongzhu #jin guangshan #mxtx #mxtx svsss #mxtx mdzs #mxtx tgcf #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #scum villian self saving system #mo dao zu shi #tian guan ci fu #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #heaven official's blessing #polls

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Luo Binghe, whipping out Xin Mo: It's almost as big as my love for you <3

Shen Qingqiu: You mean your erection?

Luo Binghe: That is what I call it, yes

#shen qingqiu: wait #almost?!?! #source: hellsing ultimate abridged #source: team four star #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #mxtx #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villian self saving system #bingqiu #incorrect quotes

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Shen Qingqiu, teaching Sex Ed

Shen Qingqiu: What happens is that...

Shen Qingqiu: You see when a man and a woman...

Shen Qingqiu: I guess it can also be 2 men or 2 women, but I don't know how exactly that works...

Shen Qingqiu: How about we all agree to be abstinent?

Luo Binghe: But Shizun-

Shen Qingqiu: Wonderful, never bring this up to me ever again!

#no one causes mu qingfang more stress than shen qingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #mxtx #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villian self saving system

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There are many side pairings the fans desperately wish that they were canon. Which one was it for you? I know there are many more, but I tried to limit it to 2 side pairings per story, and also only use a character once (Jiang Cheng and Shen Jiu have a lot of pairings), so comment if yours isn't listed (these are side pairings, so no main characters).

#feng xin #mu qing #he xuan #shi qingxuan #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #jiang cheng #lan xichen #fengqing #beefleaf #qijiu #mingling #xicheng #songxiao #mxtx #mxtx svsss #mxtx tgcf #mxtx mdzs #svsss #tgcf #mdzs #scum villian self saving system #tian guan ci fu #mo dao zu shi #heaven official's blessing #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation

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Wei Wuxian, hiding behind Lan Wangji: Does your dog bite?

Luo Binghe: I only bite Shizun!

Shen Qingqiu, hitting Luo Binghe with a newspaper: If you keep telling people that I'll get you neutered!!

#shen qingqiu: please shidi!! #mu qingfang: im not that kind of doctor!!! #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #bingqiu #wangxian #mxtx #mxtx svsss #mxtx mdzs #svsss #mdzs #scum villian self saving system #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation

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Luo Binghe blatantly manipulating Shen Qingqiu, and Shen Qingqiu just going along with it

Wei Wuxian: Is that healthy?

Shang Qinghua: That's just their kink

Wei Wuxian: 🤔

Lan Wangji: No.

#wei ying: cmon lan zhan #when we were younger you would forcibly press me again a tree while i was blindfolded #and kiss me senseless #what happened to you?? #lan zhan: i learned that I shouldn't do that!! #shang qinghua: somone (me) should write a book about these two #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #shang qinghua #bingqiu #wangxian #mxtx #mxtx svsss #mxtx mdzs #svsss #mdzs #scum villian self saving system #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation

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After Maigu Ridge

Yue Qingyuan: I would like to invite Shang-shidi back to our sect

Shang Qinghua, suspicious: Why?

Yue Qingyuan: You have shown great bravery here today and have proven that you are willing to fight for humanity despite your demon allegiances

Shang Qinghua, squinting: What's the real reason

Yue Qingyuan: No one else on the mountain knows how to do taxes

#yue qingyuan #shang qinghua #mxtx #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villian self saving system