Someone: "Ya know Bill Hader was kinda hot in IT Chapter 2."
Me, who watched SNL obsessively in the mid-00's:
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Batman, in the middle of a Justice League meeting: *suddenly stands up and leaves*
Hal Jordan: …What was that??
Flash: His daddy bats senses were tingling probably.
Hal: ʰᶦˢ ʷ ʰ ᵃ ᵗ
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please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future.
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@ my DC followers come get ur juice
heres my fave DC dads for fathers day!
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If Squidward = Edward and Squilliam = William then tag this post with ur Squid name
Mine is Squick
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That feel when u just wanna be a lil dramatic but ur children are dicks
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piece of cake
patreon | twitter | instagram
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jason: h
me: wow
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oh and can cis people stop announcing which of their friends are trans?
i have no fucking need to know who is or is not trans, all youve done is outed them and proved to me that i cant trust you. the first thing i find out about your friend shouldnt be that they trans. actually i should never find that out about your friend from you
sick and tired of cis people using my existence near them as a diversity token. stop telling me about your childhood friend whose trans. stop telling me their deadname. all that does is show me that you’ll tell the next stranger my deadname and how im trans and it makes me feel physically sick
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happy mother’s day to miss honey from matilda
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The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
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please look at this
edit: reblog and tag the pokemon you get
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Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours
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